Friday, October 18, 2024

How To Avoid Being...Bitten By Vampires !...That Is...Unless You... Part 2!...

  


"Oh No!...Get that thing away From Me!....


I Can't Stand It!"...








To keep the Vampires at bay and away, 

there are said to be 

several suggested techniques

that one can employ...


First,

Garlic

is said to be very pungent and 

repulsive 

to those Creatures!

...But reeking of garlic 

can also 'test the bonds'

between you and your family 

and coworkers!





Being outside most of the time 

during the daylight hours 

will help you 

not 

come across them, 

for 

I hear that many of them are not 

daylight-tolerant 

and they will feel much pain 

and even 

disintegrate

because of the Solar Photons!


Protection through the use of Holy Water,

some say,

has

reliable repellant Results!


But the Method 

that I might rely on

the most

is to 

facially confront them with

a Divine Crucifix of our Lord 

Jesus Christ!...And...


...Stop them in their Tracks...and...

make them 


get outta there!




However...

...if you are 'Down To Be Bitten,'

don't confront your 

'Friendly Vampire' 

with

the above avoidance implements, 

and


enjoy yourself


while it Lasts!





Friday, October 11, 2024

Ralph Winge, D.D.S., the First Black Person To Have An 'Unusual' Human Body Part Named For Him. Part 2.



This midline of the upper lip feature, 

the Winge's Peak (WP), with the Latin name

elatus labialis wingeulus, 


was first scientifically elucidated in 2011 by Dr. Ralph C. Winge,

a USC Dental School graduate:




Elatus labialis wingeulus, also known as Winge's Peak, a human, 

mid-upper-lip, genetically-dominant physical trait first elucidated 

by Los Angeles Dentist Ralph C. Winge, D.D.S. in 2011, is an 

'appendage' over and of the upper lip's middle tubercle frontal 

surface, and is a naturally-occurring, variably-manifested, 

vertically-oriented, differentiated soft tissue, epithelial-emanating 

fold or ridge or line or prominence, or otherwise, with subepithelial 

components (Winge's Peak Connective Tissue Complex, which 

includes the Hybrid Jaimalah Fibers), which coincides with the midline of 

the face and the interincisal and mid-sagittal lines, and runs down the middle 

of the middle tubercle surface of the rostral upper lip, which may extend 

inferiorly from the middle of the Vermillion Border's Cupid's Bow, 

down to the lower edge of the lip, with or without significant elevation 

above the surrounding lateral labial tissues, with or without the presence of 

differentiated vermillion surface epithelium (Winge Epithelium) seen along 

the linear crest of the Peak, with or without a change in hue from the 

prevailing local epithelial coloration, and with or without the presence 

of an inferiorly-positioned procheilon.





A WP can have a phenotypically-derived ‘hypnotic effect’ on the person(s) 


watching them speak. This may help 'lure in' an audience (The Anglerfish also employs a 


structural diversionary tactic to confuse and 



catch prey). What could otherwise be full attention being 


given to the speaker's message, is now divided between the attention of the viewer into 


what is being said, and how they visually follow the motion of the speaker's lip Peak.

 

This effect can lull viewers into thinking about some things other than the message 


spoken.







He proposes that this genetically-dominant lip trait,

along with their other 'strong mesomorphic accompanying genetics' 

was contributed to homo sapien, through commingling,

by an essentially-identical, coexisting, prehistoric humanoid species tribe

he calls

homo wingeulus, 

which he postulates first evolved

in the areas around Lake Nnalubaale (Victoria) and Mount Kilimanjaro, 

with homo sapiens before the start of migrations out of those areas to the rest of Africa and beyond.


"This very well may be the first time that a prehistoric humanoid species is being proposed 

on a soft tissue representation alone," pronounces Winge.



As far as being the first Black African to have a human body part named for him, 

Winge relates, "I'm humbled, for sure, but we are still finding out new things about the 

Human Body, so there will, of course, be more discoveries and elucidations ahead!"




This 'Most Mysterious' 

part of the face 

is 

'Nature's Mark Of The Blessed,'

and

'God's Sign on his First Powerful Ancient Warriors'

(Originating from the newly-proposed Ancient East African Humanoid Species  


approx. 300,000 years ago).








"All humans that have evidence of an elatus labialis wingeulus 

on their upper lips 

are 

considered to have 'Potentiated Functional Capacities to 'be, think and act,''

and are said

to be 


direct descendants of the prehistoric humanoid species homo 

wingeulus." 




Ralph C. Winge, D.D.S., USC Dental School Graduate,


and elucidator of 



elatus labialis wingeulus.



Dr. Winge's "World's Best Sweets of the Week"


Winge's Peak Of The Week!





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Friday, October 4, 2024

Dracula Or Draculea…Who Has The...Better Bite?...Part 2.

 

 I Just Broke Out of My Doll Box!...

...Yes, I'm Free...Hey!...

...Why don't You and I 

get into 


Something Halloweenie!"









"I look like


you can Trust Me, right?"










Yes, People!...

Teeth...

...Make The World Go


'Round!

We depend on our

Specialized Oral Bones

to


masticate our foods,

and to help us 


to speak,

and to

protect ourselves

from our


enemies...

and to 

excite


our Friends!

And Mouths and Teeth can

give Nonverbal Cues


that have real meanings!


But...'Get A Room'

if


you have to!


Hey...

you know that

this is the 

'Teeth Time Of The Year,' right?


Yes!...

One needs teeth 

for all of that 

Candy...

and 

for all of that 'Biting!'



So,

for Today's Piece,

we want to 

'Take It To The Streets'

and find out 

who has the 

'Better Looking Teeth'...

Dracula,


or 


Draculea!




And to help us get a 

'Word On The Street' 

sampling of Opinions,

we have our own

Doctor Isabella Incisa

to get to the facts!



"Good day, folk!

I'm


going to jump right in 

and 

see how People feel!"...



"And here's our first subject:

Good Morning, Miss...

Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure


you can!"


"Whose teeth 

do you think look better?...Dracula...or Draculea?"



"I like Dracula's 


better!

I hear that


his are


so sharp that

it just feels like a 

Monkey Bite...you know...nice and warm

with no pain!"



"Thank you...

that's good to know!"



"Hi, you two!


Whose teeth are better?

Dracula's or Draculea's?"



"Oh, that's easy for us...


We both Love


Draculea!...She can be demanding,

and sometimes,

even a vicious  _  _  _  _  _! But 

that just comes with her

'Sweet and Sour' Packaging!"





"And you, Sir!...

Whose teeth are best?"




"That's Easy!...

Hands down, I think


Draculea's is

more   


white!

And, oh yeah...

she knows


what she wants

and...

she's a little rough!

I like her style!"





"And you, Miss...


Who is your choice?"



"Oh, you know that


'Drac's


Da Mac!'

I Love Everything


 about him!

As a matter of fact,

I'd Love to go

to Transylvania

and


'Give All Of Myself' To Him!"





"Sir, Do you have a 

'New York Minute?'

I want to know if

you prefer the teeth of


Dracula or Draculea?"



"Well, I'm a Man

of Sophisticated Taste

and

last year


I met a woman with

'Moving Teeth!"


Needless to say,

I was blown away!

But, I was shocked when 

she told me that

she worked at a competing

Bank across the street!


Anyway... I can't get enough of her!

...Draculea...all the way!"









"I want Dracula

and she


has a thing for 

Draculea!"






"Me...


Why...

I Love


Him!"








Hey Lady Interviewer!

I 'm asking you...


which teeth

do you like the best?"






I'll be straight with you!...

That's


for Me to know and 

You to find out!"





"And with that,

Ladies and Gentlemen...

'We're Out!'"












'elatus labialis wingeulus'...The Winge's Peak... And Its Classification System...Part 1....



Winge's Peaks Of...Presidents...Kings...Sultans... And...Emperors!



Winge's Peaks Of...The Biggest...And Baddest... Rappers!...




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