Friday, October 29, 2021

"I Just Bought A...196-Year-Old...Dental Practice…That...I Now Know Has...Ghosts!... So...Here’s What I Am Going To Do!"...Part 7...

"Shucks!...Every Room In This...Dental Building...Is Haunted!...I...Must...

...Get Outta Here!"...


















"I just Love

My Little Dragon 

Friend!...

...Don't You?"
















"Getting Something Sweet

Tun-eye-e-ight!"


















"Usain Bolt just stopped running!

And Now...

eventually I'll Catch Him!"
























You and Your 

'many old buildings have 

character… 

 

...and more'


Smiles 


are



keeping your Eyes peeled!
























This 


'enter really old and questionable structures at your own Risk'


Episode 


is 


brought to you by


Real Estate Agents just itching to 



unload a property!



























Well!...

Things are 'Looking Up!'...

...I just Graduated from 

USC


Dental School!...And...

I'm about to

Get My

First Dental 


Office!...Yay!...



All those years of

Study...


are about to

'Pay Off!'...

...Big Time...Yes!...



So...as I drive down the


highway,

to the Dental Building,

I think about some of

My


Professors 

and some of the Clinical


 Instructors

that helped Me!



Oh,

...and I also think of some of 

My Classmates


and Dental 

Auxiliary 


help...

and especially

my Dental School


Patients 

who helped me 

keep a 

'Proper Perspective!'




Yes!...I'm going to

make a lot of

Patients Smile

better through My


Efforts!



So, I'm on My Way 

to see

The Place I

just bought

to Practice


My Profession

of


Dentistry!

Hip Hip Hooray!




But the only Time I can Visit the Building,

without

waiting a long Time

is to

just drive there Myself!

Right Now!...

So, I'm


almost there!




This

Dental/Medical Office Building

that I have yet to see...

has been 

on the market

for Years,

and...

...it is priced 

almost

'Next To Nothing!'

So, I bought it!...

...Sight Unseen!



Which...now that I think 

about it...I'd wonder if...

...I'd

do it again!

But...be that as it may!...


Now, 

I'm at the place

and I 

park my car 

across the street from it!




"Wow,"


I exclaim...

"One can say that

it

'Has Potential!'...

However...it does look a 

'little scary'

right now," 

I think to myself,

"but in the day light,

I just know that

it looks Just Great!"...


So, I 

get to one of the Front Gates,

and I think, 

"My...what opulent


Iron Work!...




Then...

...the gate...OMG!...


opens for me!...



"But, wait!" 

I ask myself, 

"is someone here expecting me?"




So, 

not at all scared...too much...

I stride along 

the walkway 

to the front door,

and to the side I see

'Something...

on


the Lawn!

Now I think,

Wow!...That sure

is a 

'Conversation Starter!'"


But Suddenly...

some


frightened Bats

Scatter!..



But Wait!...Oh No!

Now...

They...

...Have Their Eyes 


...on Me!


So I run and

hide behind some Bushes

and cover Myself

with My Arms

trying to swat Them Away!



And after a short while,

"Whew!," I say

to myself, "that was a close one!

...I think I'll go to the 

Front Door and See inside!"



And on my way,

I see


some

'Unusual Flowers!'




And further along, Whoa!...

there's a 

Statue that

I may have to


Remove later on!



"Oh," I think, "and there's

one Statute that


I'll just leave!"



"Hey!...Am I seeing Something?" I say,

as I think I see


Something on the side

moving 

in the Dark!





Well, whatever!...



Okay...

...so... 

I cautiously

walk up the stairs

and...

on the way to the Door...

...Crap!...

...I 


fall

into a 

Trap Door 

Hole!


Ooooh


Nooooo!....



So, after taking a quick

Inventory...

..I'm not hurt!

"Prezalo!"





...OMG!

a weird 

Moonrise!


Whoa!...

Now, I get up to 

the front door


and I finally 

get it open 

after some


strenuous effort!...

So, once inside...


the Main Foyer looks like a classic!




And...

looking to the side...

I open a door


What's this!

a "Book 


Lover's Dream!"

And there's even a side 


library!

But...Yikes!

On the desk...someone speaks!


"Hi there, Sir," 

says the person 

in the crystal ball...

"I know that 

you're the new owner...

and I want to 

properly introduce my self!

I'm Stella Mysteria...

And all of us here 

want to 

peacefully coexist with you!"




Now, I,  

the Dentist say, 

"Who do you mean by 'all of us?'"




Stella continues, 

"We are a whole community here...

This place used to be a 

Dental and a Medical office,

and a 

Coroner's office 

and a Mortuary...

and I can go on and on...

...They didn't tell you that?," she adds...




"Not in the slightest!," the Dentist shoots back...



"Well, I can tell," 


says Stella, 

"that we're going 

to get to know

each other very well...

...starting tonight!"




Then, suddenly,

a loud "Ka-Boom!"

 noise


from lightening and thunder,

shakes everything...as if on cue!



Stella now smiles 

and says, "Please joins us 


in the foyer!"




So, I go back 

to the foyer...

and I see some


apparitions dancing around!...

"Good Night, Young Man!


I want to welcome you, the New Owner, 

to your new,

and

our, old place!"




"Whuu Whoo!" says the guy swinging on


the chandelier!...

...as some others still dance on.


"Oh," 

says the guy 

at the head of the table, 

"It's Pluto's birthday today!"




"Happy Birthday, Pluto," 

says the Dentist...




Thanks, Mister Dentist Man, Sir... 

...but I don't want to


blow the candles

 out yet...

...I want to just see the fires burn!" 

admits Pluto...




"Well, you are free 

to join us 

at our sit down...

...you might be here 

for a while... you know"...


says the guy to the Dentist...




"And then, 

I'll leave?" asks the Dentist, 

as he looks at the front door...




"That's what you think!," 

laughs this lady 


by the plants!




"Ha Ha Haaa!" laughs 

this ghost coming 


downstairs!






"Well, Doctor," says the head guy, 

"you're free 


to go!"




Then,

they all start laughing 

at me!...





"You can go if you can


make it out!" say this guy...




Then, 

The Dentist

remembers this movie 

where this happens!


Oh, No!




So, 

without saying a word,

the Dentist starts to run, 

down any hall way!...




And, 

he escapes past 


this Creature!




And 

as he runs,

a picture flies off 


a wall at him...




"Crap!... 

I gotta jam outta here

before they get me!," 

I cry out loud!



So, I run down 

this hall way


then turn

the corner and 

go down this way...


...but...all of a sudden

this thing says,


"I'm lost...can you please help me!"



Now, I run another way...


but...

I eventually see this!


And as I

run some more,

I rush by a woman

who

tries to talk 

to me...


and this 

prompts me to

...jump,

head first,

out of the nearest window!


"Crash!"




"Yeah...I'm free!"

"OMG!... 

There's an 

open gate!


Freedom!...

I'm outta here!"


...



But, 

with his first step 

past the gate...

'It' starts!...

...The Wind!...


...the clouds!...


...and the lights


...And now, 

the 

down pouring rains!...


OMG!...




"The rain is 

burning my skin!

Dagnabbit!

I've got to go back inside...

But, I'll hide 

in a different area," I say!



So, I hurriedly, 

but reluctantly 

go back in...


to escape 

the searing Acid Rain!...




But...wait...

As I run back.

there's a noise behind me!




The Dentist turns around and says,

"Oh No!"


"Here 

comes trouble!"...




And on 

the other side 

is a


friend of hers?!



Now, 

the Dentist sees a 

possible doorway to get in!


And he runs inside 

and 

secures the


door 

"Six Ways to Sunday!"




Now, it's quiet!...almost...

...too quiet!...




So, 

he tip toes 

past a room 

and says

"OMG!...

When is this  _ _ _ _


gonna stop!"



Whoa! 

Another room he passes 

has a woman...


that  he needs to 

get away from!




And after 

just barely getting by

these grabbing hands


I say, "Whew!"




Now, I get to this door, 

but I


change my mind a little!

because,

I don't want it to be 

this kind of door!


However...

something is now coming at me


from down the hall...

...so...I have to 

run into the room!...




And,

you know that I

slam the door!




Then after an

extended quiet moment...



"Hello, Doctor Dentist!, says this


Scary Doll.

And this doll says, 

"Yes, Hello there, Sir!


It's so good to see you!...

...Agnes and Montella," 

he says,


Let's give our new guest... 


...'The Treatment!'"...




Now,  

determined more than ever 

to escape out of here,

I 'burn rubber' 

out of the room 

and then,

after a while...

I slow down...

and...

the hallway is quiet,

so, I see some stairs 

to go down


but,

to be on the safe side,

I walk down the stairs backwards

to see if 

anything's coming 

down the hall 

behind me!



...



But, 

before I take some

more steps down...

I turn and see


..."Oh, Crap!"...



So, 

as I go back up...

"Sir...come this way...

...right now!," says this


Pretty Lady!


And she asks,

"What is it that 


you seek?"



"I just want to go home!," I cry to her!



"Well," she says, 

as she takes a seat,


..."It's been a long time 

since I last talked to anyone...

...you won't mind 

staying and 

keeping me Company?"




"No!...I just want to leave!" whimpers the Dentist!



Well, If you insist....


...go through that door and 

you'll see my friend...

she'll tell you what to do!...

...Bye bye, Mr. Pretty!"



"Thank you!" I say 

and go through this door


and this person says,


"Go down this cave

and past a Merry-Go-Round...


...and past my trusty


guard,

and into a secret room"...


...where this Woman says,

"I've been expecting you!...

Rumor has it that 

you want something 

very urgently...well...

I shall tell you now...



what your next move 

should be!"




Now, I, the Dentist,

listen very carefully,

as I


look out the window 

to My Desperate Freedom!



....




So,

here I am

a Dentist,

looking for a Unique Place

to Practice Dentistry,

and I am actually ending up in a 

place that

I urgently want to escape!...



And this Fortune Teller


is going to tell Me

what My Next Move should be!...



Now,

as she studies her Sphere,

I look outside 

the window 

to one side,

and I see some

People doing a



Fire


Dance!...

...Witch...I mean...Which


is No Place for Me!...



Okay, so I look back to

talk to the

Fortune Teller,

but...

She disappears!...




Wow! And I take that

as a cue for

myself to

disappear Out of That Room!



So, 

heading down

a hallway,


I pass one room

where a Person says,

"I can share with You

the Whole History


of This place


...right now...if You'd like!"





Without answering,

I walk fast down the Hall,

but...

I start to hear a strange noise...so...I...

just barely peek

at

whatever it is

around the corner,

and...Golly!...

...this 'Thing'...



looks like it's

on the Lookout


for it's 


next Unsuspecting Victim!...



So,

I tip toe quietly, so as

not to be

discovered...

...and move on...




However, 

I come to a door that 

looks too


'suspicious!'



Then...slowly...

this Woman appears 

and says,

"Hi!...It's You!



...Believe it or not,

I'm actually having


Nice Time here...as long as...

I stay in this room!...

...Please join Me!"




But the Dentist doesn't trust 

this person, which keeps him...consistent!...




But now...

he hears something approaching

down the way...

which makes him...


'Run for his Life' again,

while this Being says,

"Good!...He's 


Headed right for My Trap!"



...



Now,

as HSR

is


tired from all

of that running,

a person meets him in the hall and asks,

"You're the New Dentist

here, right?...Let me show you

where your 

Dental Offices are!"




So,

they go a couple of

doors down the hall and 

they pass by one

seemingly


Happy Person!..







And once inside the Office,


she says, 

"I'd love to be


your second patient...as he is

your first!"




"Oh, you're finally here,

Doctor!...I've been waiting

for Years with my

toothache," says 


this Guy, "I'll sit

in the chair right now 

and


I Promise 

not to Move!"...




Immediately,

not wanting any parts of this,

The Dentist

picks up a flashlight and

leaves 

and runs down the way,


dodging this 'Thing'


as he 

shifts into high gear,

and 


advances,

but 

as he make good distance,


another person

is running down a hall


and they meet at

a corner and almost bump


into each other!...



Now, she hurriedly 

says,

"I am trying to get out of 


here!"




"Me too," says

the Dentist..




Wait!...What's this!..




They both suddenly notice

a door


leading to the Outside!...




And now, the Lady

says,

"Are you

thinking what I'm thinking?"



And the Dentist agrees!



Now they both

waste no time in

running away

into the Woods,

passing several

things 


on the way...




And after a while

they take a rest and 


start a warming fire!...




"I don't care what

type of

Person or

thing is out 

there looking for Us!...I must

be strong 

and

we will find our way to

my car and

we'll be Free of This Place!"
















Love Toothbrush® 

















"With so much Candy given out during Halloween, should I give out 

Toothbrushes?"
















When someone says 


"Boo"


...take it 



Seriously!




I take it seriously,


and so should Everyone Else!...I hope that


'hard-headed' HSR


is tuned in


to this message, because 


he wasn't tuned in during


the Blog Post,



and even 

anterior to that

during

"I Just Bought A 192 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has 

Ghosts!...So 



PEOPLE AND 'THINGS'

DON'T WANT 

'PRIM AND 



PROPER'

DURING HALLOWEEN... 

THEY WANT 

'RAUNCHY 


AND 


DISGUSTING!'




"SO...

TELL ME DOCTOR REPORT,"

ASKS


A GOOD FRIEND, "WHERE ARE YOU

HAVING YOUR  

FOURTH

ANNUAL

PARTY?"



AND HOLLYWOOD SAYS,

I  FOUND A

COUPLE OF PLACES

THAT ARE

SORT OF OUT OF THE WAY,

BUT


THE NEIGHBORS WON'T COMPLAIN!"




THEN 

SHE ASKS,

"ARE YOU


GETTING THE ONE

WITH THE



MOAT?"



YEAH!...THAT WILL BE A 

GREAT

'CONVERSATION STARTER'

AND A REMINDER FOR PEOPLE

TO BE ON


GOOD BEHAVIOR...MAYBE," HE RESPONDS...





"AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A

COUPLE OF SURPRISES


AT THE END?"




"YES, MY DEAR...LIKE

NO ONE HAS

DONE BEFORE!" HSR SMILES...





SO...

WITH THE PARTY ABOUT TO START...

IT SHOULD HAVE A

GOOD TURNOUT

BECAUSE THE BEST

ADVERTISEMENT

IS THROUGH


'WORD OF MOUTH'

AND FROM PARTIERS

FROM PREVIOUS YEARS!





"I WAS HERE LAST YEAR

AND


I MET SOME

'LIKE-MINDED' PEOPLE

AND


WE'RE STILL GROOVIN'!"




"YES!...

PEOPLE

ARE GETTING READY



AND LOOKING


THEIR



'HOTTEST!'




AND

THEY ARE

ARRIVING AT THE CASTLE

IN MANY WAYS,

LIKE...

...THROUGH THE AIR


AND BY


TRAIN,

AND BY



WITCH'S BROOMS,

AND...

...BY


CAR, AND...

...ALSO BY


PLAIN OLD WALKING!






AND THIS PARTIER SAYS,

EVERYONE'S GONNA



REMEMBER


MY MOVES!"





NOW,

THE LINE AT THE CASTLE

LOOKS LIKE THE


LINES AT 

NIGHT CLUBS!




SO,

THIS LADY,

WHO

IS  GREETING PEOPLE,

 SAYS,

"GOOD NIGHT...PEOPLE...

YOU CAN


FOLLOW ME INSIDE,

BUT


JUST KNOW

THAT...

YOU

'ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK...


...AND...

...REWARD!'"




AND, SO...

THINGS ARE 

REVVING UP!...


AND THE BANDS ARE


SETTING THE PEOPLE


OFF!...



AND IN SOME OTHER 

CAVERNOUS  ROOMS

THE BANDS


PLAY ON!...




OMGOSH!...

...DON'T


HURT YOURSELVES!




WHOA!... HE'S DANCING LIKE

HE WANTS A


DATE LATER ON!...





WILL YA


JUST LOOK AT THESE GUYS!





THE MUSIC AND

THE BEATS...


ARE INFECTIOUS!...

AND IT'S ONE FOR ALL

AND


ALL FOR ONE!




HEY!...HOW DOES


HE DO IT?




"GO ON AND...


GET IT SISTAS!"





"HEY, SWITCH BLADE!...

YOU'RE ALWAYS 


LOOSING YOUR HEAD 

AT THESE THINGS!"




WAIT!... AM I


SEEING WHAT


I'M SEEING?





...NO...


...COMMENT!....




IT'S AS IF...


'MAGIC IS IN THE AIR!'




EVEN THE GHOSTS


ARE 'INTO IT!'






NOW THESE GUYS SAY,



..."WE WANT THE AWARDS!"


THEN,

THE CROWD CHANTS,



"WE WANT AWARDS...WE WANT AWARDS...



WE WANT AWARDS!"



SO,

A SHOW HOST CALLED

ARM-ENIA ARMY, SAYS,


"IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE

AT THE 

PART OF THE SHOW

WHERE WE RECOGNIZE 

THE 

'BEST OF THE BEST' AND THE

'WORST OF THE WORST!'...

SO, 

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,

THE AWARD FOR THE 

'COOLEST ZOMBIE,'

BY POPULAR VOTE, 

GOES TO

MORTEMER 'SCABBY' JONES!...

...COME ON UP, SCABBY!"



"THANK YOU MISS ARMY...

...THIS IS THE


THE BEST THING 

THAT'S 

HAPPENED TO ME...

...EVER!...

...THANK YOU, 


MY FELLOW  _ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ E R S !




NOW THE CROWD ROWDILY CHEERS


WITH A VENGEANCE!



"OKAY, YOU SCUMBAGS" SAYS ARM-ENIA


MAKING THE PEOPLE CLAP


 LOUDLY...AGAIN...

"THE WINNER OF THE

'PRETTIEST VAMPIRE'

GOES TO

DOROTHY

HEMOGLOBIN!...COME ON UP DOROTHY!

HERE YOU ARE!"


AND...

THE WINNER


OF THE 

'UGLIEST SMILE' 

CONTEST

IS

MATILDA


BONE MARROW!"



NOW...

...'THE COUNT', PRESENTS HIMSELF TO

THE CROWD AND SAYS,


"NIGHT LIVERS' AND 

'DAY LIVERS'...

IT HAS BEEN MY DISTICT PLEASURE

TO CELEBRATE THIS

TIME OF YEAR WITH YOU!...

I HAVE HAD A 

'GHOULISHLY GOOD TIME!'...

...HOW ABOUT YOU?"



AND THE WHOLE CASTLE ERUPTS


INTO A THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE!



"WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL!...

...ALL OF YOU...

GHOSTS, GOBLINS, ZOMBIES,

WITCHES, VAMPIRES, FREAKS,

...OH...AND I CAN'T FORGET...'HUMANS'"...

AND THE CROWD GOES


CRAZY AGAIN!...


..."THE SUN

IS ABOUT TO RISE

IN SOME HOURS, 

MY BRETHREN,"

CONTIUNES 


THE COUNT, "AND...

...THAT'S MY SIGN

TO

'START MY ROUNDS!'...

BUT... I LEAVE YOU BY

THANKING 

DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,

AND EVERY 'BEAST' 

HELPING OUT...

...AND ...ESPECIALLY...

TO ALL OF YOU 'DEGENERATES' 

...AT THE PARTY!...


GOOD NIGHT

AND SEE YA NEXT YEAR!"



SO, 

THE PARTY 'KEEPS HOPPING'


NONSTOP!...



...





AND AS THE

ACTION


KEEPS UP

UNABATED,

A LADY COMES TO DOCTOR REPORT

AND TELLS HIM,


"THERE'S SOMEONE WHO

WANTS 

TO 

SEE YOU...PLEASE GO TO THE 

CASTLE IN THE 


BACK YARD!"...




SO,

DOCTOR REPORT GOES 

TO THE HOUSE IN

THE BACK AND,

ON HIS WAY THERE

HE 

NOTICES A LOUD


FLURRY 


OF COMMOTION!...




FINALLY, 

REACHING THE DOOR,

SOMEONE

OPENS IT...


AND SHE SAYS,

"THANKS FOR THE PARTY,


EVERYONE

IS HAVING A GREAT TIME!...BUT 

I WANT TO ASK YOU...


...DOES THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

TO YOU...

...EVER CHANGE?"


AND HOLLYWOOD SAYS,

"NO...NOT REALLY!"




"WELL THEN..." SHE CONTINUES,


...WOULD YOU LIKE OUR DANCE 

TO BE IN THE

BALLROOM 

OR 


ON THE 


BALCONY?"



...




SO...

THEY SLOW DANCE 

AND TALK AND LAUGH

ON THE BALCONY,


AND HIS FRIEND SAYS SOFTLY,

"THANKS FOR COMING

AND

I'LL SEE YOU LATER!"



AND JUST THEN,

A MIRAGE APPEARS 

IN THE BALLROOM

AND SAYS,

"HEY, HOLLYWOOD...

WE HAVE TO GET BACK

TO THE

PARTY!"



NOW,

TO GET THERE,

HSR QUICKLY WALKS  DOWN

THIS HALLWAY

AND THIS HALLWAY

AND DOWN THESE 

STAIRS!



THEN,

ONCE OUTSIDE,

HE PASSES 

SOMEONE WHO SAYS,

"FOR PUBLIC SAFETY,

I'M DOING

MY PARTYING

OUTSIDE, OKAY!"



AND HSR SAYS,

"THANKS, BUDDY!"

                                     


SO,

HSR GOES IN BACK DOOR AND

AND,

YES!...

IT'S STILL THE

HAPPENING

PLACE!...



AND AS HE

JOINS THE CROWD,

THIS LADY 

WALKS TO 

HIM 

AND SMILES 

AND SAYS,

...LET'S PARTY!"























May you have many...

Smiles!






















When I make my Rounds,

the Kids are sleeping,

but the


but the Parents are..."




























































This Microbe is


preparing to Attack!














"I gotta


get Away!"















"That Guy in my

Scaler/Saber Class...


is so Gorgeous!"













"At least My

Momma Loves Me!"









"I live in Saliva...

...Here...


Have Some!"























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