Friday, October 27, 2017

I Just Bought A 190 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has Ghosts!...So Here’s What I Am Going To Do!...Part 3.

"Say!...

Wanna be yourself ?

or...

wanna be somebody else?...


That is the Halloween Question!"



OMG!...Everyone!

I just got my new flying broom!...

The iBroom!


It has enhanced speeds and

can turn a corner on a dime!



and it's...

wickedly comfortable because



it softly accommodates and supports my every curve!"



"Oh, Hollywood!...

Pumpkins for me?




Why thank you, very much, My Dear!



...and just for that...

I'm going to



trick you...

with more...

treats!



"Hey, girls!

The last time I stood in front of HSR...this close...



he surprised me with a 

three-minute "Czechoslovakian Kiss!"

...


"Well...

Welcome Reader!

I am 


going to be your "Friendly Neighborhood Narrator" for this Episode,

and please...

if you want to see me again, just


scroll back up--and I'm all yours!




So, let's start any comments about HSR...

...to let us know how you feel about him"...



"Hi there, Narrator...

I have this nervous thing that I do with my hands,

and Hollywood has been helping me all he can with it,

and I just want to say that,


I would love for him to help me some more!..."


...

Thank you, Miss Narrator!...

Dr. Report,

a long time ago, I asked for you to hypnotize me,

but,

you forgot to "snap me out of it!"


so for all of these years--these wonderful years--

I have been under your strong and unfiltered influence and,


I never want to be "snapped out of it!"

...


"Excuse me...Mr. 'wood, your hot chocolate is


ready now!"...

...


Hi, Miss Narrator!...

And HSR...

and Dr. Winge...

as your Secretary and Scheduler-In-Chief, your 



sea-side  accommodations 


have been reserved,

and will be ready for you immediately after this Episode...

and I will personally attend to your every need...


...personally...as you --personally--requested!


Hi, Reader...HSR should be


arriving any moment now...







And the Friendly Neighborhood Narrator says, " anyone else for HSR?"


"Hello!...I just want to say that,

if HSR keeps up what he's doing,

I'm going to have to


declare him the "Eighth Wonder Of The World!"



"Thank all of you ladies today...

and moving right long...


Today's Blog Post can only be seen by tuning in with


The Monks!...

who are revving up their meditative powers and 

will telepathically render appropriate images on this here


outdoor Monastery Big Screen!"

"Hey, guys...I 


have an old movie


projector, if you need one!"



Now, HSR, who is still trying to master the 


ice

and skates


along with his dog


"Ruff,"

is still trying to convince you and your

"I take my breathing for granted sometimes...because it's always working...Thank You!"

smile that he's up to any challenge...

"I believe that HSR's up to any challenge, too,

because


HSR always, in a big way, comes through for me!...


"Well, I'm glad HSR comes through for you," says 


the Friendly Neighborhood Narrator, "the world is better because

he's just that kind of rare guy!"



"Oh, and did I tell you that we are now having

Our "First Annual 

Hollywood Smiles Report Halloween 


Party!"...

right now!...

Come on in!"



"OMG!...I'm dressed... and I'm


"ret" to go!"



I'm on my way there, too!


I want to meet a woman who will accept me for what I am


but if she wants this Dentist Doctor Report guy

to straighten out my smile...


then I'll do it!




"Watch out, slow broomers! 


Outta my way!"

And a lot of folk just "hoof it"


on over!


On the way over, Jinella says to herself, "when I see HSR...I'ma...


"Dress Him Up In My Love!"


I'ma hitch me


a ride over to the Party!



"Hey, Eleanor...this looks like 


the spot!"

"It sure is ladies...just


go on in!"

"Mom, we wanna go, too!"..."No,


you're not!"



"Honk 


Honk!


And some people are having fun while standing 


outside!





"Hey, Osseous!...

I'm puttin' dis


up on Facebook!"





OMG!...what a 


front scene!...

and a 


side scene!





"Hey, Freaks! Keep


offa my lawn!"






"I'm making a concoction that I know everyone


will just love!




"Gosh!... 

This one 

witch here

sure has


Pretty Teeth!



And a lot of people are getting ready...in a flurry...with last-minute


preparations!







And now... 

Freaks and Freakases!

the moment we've all been waiting for...

Hollywood's walking in the House...

...right now!...


And here's his  


Chief Body Guard!




And the crowd goes crazy!


with energy!

"Hi, Hollywood!


And the DJ's 


right on!




"Dem Bones


is groovin'!"



And a woman is counting the take, but


this Party's supposed to be...free!



Now,  this Lady comes up to HSR,

and says,

"Hollywood, see!


"We did it!...

This Party is "Grindin'!"




Now, the DJ's are banging a high-powered

Trance

Tribal Mix!



...This right here is 

Musculoskeletal

Mayhem!...

I'm staring at her!...

Oh boy...

She's...

Daring!




Yikes! A nurse for the


for the "Hemoglobin-Impaired!"




I don't think that anyone

wants to 


stop this guy from entering!



Wow!...

Some ghosts are out 

on the side of the place...


...doing...something!




Now, people are talking and 


mingling...




Dang!...Mr.


Robot!...Get it!...




Look at that old-school video


playing on the big screen!




Okay!... a 


onesome...and a 


threesome!




"Hi, Hollywood...

I love your party!...


however, some creatures are over there... just


hogging all the brew!




There's Titrika


Feeling It!



Hey you guys!....

check out 


what I can do!




"Hollywood, Honey!...

...and all of you...

gimme a big


Pumpkin Grin and show those missing teeth!"




OMG!... Some role playing...


in the corner!






Now, every Party has its own little drama,

and here, a witch catches her partner looking too much at

this


woman, and she flies over and makes a scene


and tells her partner, "You betta leave her alone!"




But, then, people pay it not much mind 

and get...

back to dancin'!





Oh, yeah...that's sweet, girl!...I want a 


bite like that!





"Hollywood, may I 


have this next dance?"




"Hi!... I'm from the


Roaring '20s"






Shake it baby,


shake it!





"HSR!...I'd 


like for you to 

meet my friend,


and we are talking about 

how you have a nice neck!"




Yes, some of the people are dressed 


way out!"





I knew it!...

In a very dark section of the party, 

a "Wom-Vamp

sets this



guy up 

then goes in for the 

"you know what!"

But

 all of the "bite-ees" love and want the "bite-er"


to "tear into them!"




"I'm on the other side of the world, but,


I wish I could be at HSR's Party!"





Don't give up the right


to Party!



"Hey, girl!...

Hollywood's coming this way now...let's


get him!"





A very appealing aspect of Halloween is that 

people are given a license to express some parts of themselves

 that they usually can't or don't want to express all year...

...and that means that this person


can really turn out to be 


"Whoa!"





So the Party goes on, and on,

and people wish that it would never end

but the Sun does rise again...


...so Vampires...watch out!



Oh, and some "Cutie Pie" entrepreneurs are trying to


move the last Pumpkins off the shelves!



So, okay y'all...

...all of you lovers of the Spooky Stuff!...


...come back for "Goblins," I mean, gobs more...


Next Year!


                         Love Toothbrush®                                                   


















"It is kinda true but morbid thought that 

we all will eventually have more time dead, 


than 


alive!"






















Hi everyone!...

I'm a Dentist, and I brought this really cool looking,

big old Dental Office Building


and I feel that I got the "Deal Of  A Lifetime!"

The price for the property was so tempting...

that I bought it sight unseen, 

thinking that it has lots of great potential!



So, I take off some time to go there,

but I could only swing by for a visit...

at night!

But...what's to fear?

I'm just looking!

Now, I exit my car and walk

toward the place...

which has some "mysterious curb appeal!"

So, I get to the front gate, and it


opens for me!



"But, wait!" I ask myself, "is someone here expecting me?

So, not at all scared, I stride along the walkway to the front door,

and to the side I see

Whoa!...Duck!...


"I mean...Crow!"

"That was close!"

Uhh...Okay...

And the other way shows


...more crows, and a,

 OMG!

a some kinda Moonrise!


Okay...

Now, I get up to the front door


and I finally get it open 

after some


strong effort!...

Now, once inside...


the Main Foyer is something else!

and looking to the side...

I open a door


What's this!

a "Book 


Lover's Dream!"

And there's even a side 


library!

But...Yikes!

On the desk...someone speaks!


"Hi there, Sir," says the person in the crystal ball...

"I know that you're the new owner...

and I want to properly introduce my self!

I'm Stella Mysteria...

And all of us here want to peacefully coexist with you!"

Now the Dentist says, "Who do you mean by "all of us?""

Stella continues, "We are a whole community here...

This place used to be a Dental and a Medical office,

and a Coroners office and a Mortuary...

and I can go on and on...

They didn't tell you that? she adds...

"Not in the slightest!," the Dentist shoots back...


"Well, I can tell," says Stella, "that we're going to get to know

each other very well...starting tonight!"

"Ka-Boom!"

 goes some


outside lightening and thunder---as if on cue!"

OMG!...

Stella now smiles and says, "Please joins us in the foyer!"

So, I go back to the foyer...

and I see some


apparitions dancing around!...

"Good Night, Young Man!


I want to welcome you, the New Owner, 

to your new

and,

our old

place!"

"Whuu Whoo!" says the guy swinging on


the chandelier!...

...as some others still dance on.


"Oh," says the guy at the head of the table, 

"It's Pluto's birthday today!"

"Happy Birthday, Pluto," says the Dentist...

Thanks, Mister Dentist Man, Sir... but I don't want to


blow them out yet...I want to just see the fires burn!" admits Pluto...

"Well, you are free to join us at our sit down...

you might be here for a while... you know...


looking around" says the guy to the Dentist...

"And then I'll leave!" says the Dentist, as he looks at the door...

"That's what you think!" laughs this lady 


by the plants!

"Ha Ha Haaa!" laughs this ghost coming 


downstairs!

"Well, Doctor," says the head guy, "you're free 


to go!"

And they all start laughing at the Dentist!

"You can go if you can


make it out!" say this guy...

Then, The Dentist, remembers this movie where this happened


So, without saying a word,

the Dentist starts to run, down any hall way!

And he escapes past 


this creature!

And a picture flies off 


a wall at him...

"Crap!... 

I gotta jam before they get me!" cries out the Dentist!

So, he runs down this hall way


then this


one!...

"Oh no!"

Now the Dentist passes something!


"_ _ _ _ !"


Suddenly, a woman tries to talk to the Dentist


as he jumps out a window!


"Crash!"

"Yeah!"

"OMG! There's an open gate!


Freedom!...

I'm outta here!"

...

But, 

with his first step past the gate...

It starts!...

The Wind!...


the clouds!...



and the lights


And now, 

the 

down pouring rains!...


OMG!

The rain is burning my skin!

Dagnabbit!

I've got to go back inside...

But, I'll hide in a different area!"

So, the dentist reluctantly goes back in...


to escape the searing rain!...

But...

there's a noise behind him!

The Dentist turns around and, 

"Oh No!"


"Here comes trouble!

And on the other side is a


friend of hers?!"

Now the Dentist sees a possible place to get away!


And he runs inside and secures the


door "Six Ways to Sunday!"

Now, it's quiet!...almost

too quiet!

So he tip toes past a room and sees

"OMG!...

When is this  _ _ _ _


gonna stop!"

Whoa! Another room he passes 

has a woman...


that I need to get away from!

Oops!

Keep fast-walking, and 

please stay away from the grabbing hands



Whew!

Now, I go down this hall!


and I feel like opening this door, but I


change my mind a little!

because I don't want it to be this kind of door!


However...

something is now coming at me


from down the hall!

Now, I have to run into the room 

and slam the door!



"Hello, Doctor Dentist!, says this


scary doll.

And this doll says, "Yes, Hello there, Sir!


It's so good to see you!...Agnes and Montella," he says,


Let's give our new guest... 


..."The Treatment!"

Now,  determined more than ever to escape out of here,

the Dentist "burns rubber" out of the room and then 

after a while...

the hallway is quiet,

so, the Dentist sees some stairs 

to go down


but,

to be on the safe side,

he walks down the stairs backwards

to see if anything's coming down the hall behind him

but 

you should tell the Dentist that 

he should be looking








TO BE CONTINUED!...




Doctor!...Thank you for buying the Dental Practice and Building--as spooky and haunted
as it may be--


however--we residents here, are going to keep on having fun!--


--whether you have fun--or not--Doctor!...










May you have many...

This seasonal change always feels and smells so nice... 


with the leaves detaching from the trees and flying about, 


and the unpredictable ways that they travel,

and all of this 

reminds me of


the way that we continually fall for each other!...



HSR just left,



and I miss him so much already!...


As a witch, with training


from the best in the profession


it still seems that whenever I want to do some magic on him


I'm the one who is put under a spell!...



"Dr. Hollywood Smiles Report...that is your name, right?

...because your reputation precedes you,

so,


we can "Waltz the Night Away" or


do you have any other suggestions?...


Dr. Hollywood!



I just need you know that...horizontally...



You're Number One!...

...smiles!






"Well, my Little



Sweetie pies!...it's



time to come in!"





"A lot of people can't wait till



this same time next year



but I don't want to fast forward...

I want to keep



feeling "The Continuum Of The Now!""





Uhh...last thing...

I command you to share

with your Facebook friends

this HSR Virus

so it will go viral!...

And if you do...

I


promise not to leave marks!!




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