Friday, December 29, 2023

This Year...My New...AI-Generated, Indestructible, Ultra-Beautiful X-Smile...Is Going To...'Knock 'Um Silly!'...




"OMGosh!...I just got my New Year's 'X-Smile!'...

...And I love It!" 


I am now truly Unstoppable!

And with a little 'War Paint'...


...my Enemies are 'Toast!'"


"My Dentist told me that my New Super X-Veneers are


harder than rocks and 


...Indestructible...but I won't test them like that!


My Dentist, Doctor Olah Orala

applied them with his


'Super-Secret Methods and...Wallah!"



"Now...my Girls are telling me, "Dang, Sis!...


...You all that now!"...and

"I'm going to Doctor Orala to


get me my X-Smile!"



"Yes!...Life is now so Gorgeous!...



...And now..all of those people

who will be 

critically

checking me out, 

are gonna go...


..."Wow!""







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Friday, December 22, 2023

The Dentist...Who Saves Christmas!…Part 6…(OMGosh!...These Destroying Godzillas...All Around The World...Need To Be Stopped!).



"These No Good Humans!...Polluting My Oceans!...And The Lands...

With Their Trash...And Wifi...And Disease...And 

Homelessness-Producing Capitalism!!...

My Hundreds Of Brothers...And Sisters...And I...

...Shall Lay Waste...To Them All!"...








So, 



it’s Christmas Time,


and everything’s going 


along pretty well, 


as expected 


all over the lands, 


and the Children 


are highly anticipating 



some great Presents coming, 


and Parents are getting 


the Gifts ready, 



while keeping them away 


from the Kids, 


and Santa is doing 


some last-minute chores 


so that his Christmas Eve Night 


goes off without a hitch! 




But…deep in the bowels of the World’s Ocean Waters, 


a foreboding presence 


is waking up... 


and is making its way 


up to the land 


of Many Countries! 



And…Oh No…


...It’s 


the Dreaded...


...the One and Only...


...Godzilla!...



...Lots 



of 



them! 




And now 


they start


tearing up the buildings



in different Cities



and


causing fires



and explosions and 



general 



mayhem,


with their breaths of fire, in Europe,



and 


in the



Americas


and elsewhere,


the Populations all over 


are


running


 

 

 for their Lives!




...All of this, while...



...Our 


Very Dear Christmas 



Days are going on!





And some immediately warn that



Humans are 'in for it!'




Even the sky of the Earth



is going 'Bonkers!'





Now,


the Rugrats Version of Godzilla


was sort of



Fun, but...this is real!




However... when a very


'Eccentric Dentist'



hears about 

all of this 


'Commotion at Christmas,'


from a friend,


she asks,


"Can you do 


something to 




Save Us?"




Then He says, "Sure!"





Now,  the Dentist goes home


and 


heads into his 



Secret Man Cave,

and in a little while...


..he 


comes up with an idea 


to make all 


of the Godzillas 


go back into the Oceans 


where they belong!...


He steps 


to his Music Synthesizer


and


makes up



a 'deep-throated' 

Roaring Noise


and adds a 


barely audible


'Come to Momma'


clip to it,


and he contacts the Navy


and 


has the Navy Submarines 


all around the World 


that are submerged, 



play the sounds of 


what seems to be 


the call of the 


‘Mother Godzilla!’...


And...


...can you believe it?...


...As soon as the Sonic Transmissions


of the sound mimicking Mother Godzilla


are broadcast loudly underwater,


all of the Godzillas 


around the world,


which have 


excellent hearing detection,


stop in their tracks!



And they holler out


what may be, 


"Momma'...I'm 



coming home!"



And with that,

they all Roar once more


and stop their destruction

and 

head


back to the


Oceans...



...where they



belong!



So, Christmas is on, 

once again,

and 

though there's some 

Major Cleanup to do,

We can still...Hip Hip 



Hooray...



...Celebrate!














“When You get Angry and start to Destroy Things, is that some of your ‘Godzilla Genes' 

expressing themselves?"





Santa's just waiting for Summer

so that

He can 

'Hang Ten' with Friends!









An Extremely Important Baby

was Born 


about 2,023 years ago

in


Bethlehem and

Many all over the World are So Heavenly Grateful!...

Yes! The greatest Friend

with Supreme Benefits!











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Friday, December 15, 2023

Santa Claus Gets A...Blank Check...From... Billionaire Dentist...Doctor Olah Orala...To Get A...New Sleigh!...And...Boy...You Should...See His Choices!...



So, 


one day, Olah Orala, D.D.S.


just happens to be 


flying by the North Pole, 


and he decides to give his Buddy, 


Santa Claus, a call…




"I'll meet you Home


in just a minute," says Santa,


as he and his Reindeer


come in for 



a landing...




And after


Doctor Orala


lands his



Personal Jet,


he meets with 


Santa in the 



Christmas Tree Room...




Now Santa smiles, "Good to see you


Old buddy


and


all of My Teeth are still doing just Fine!” 




“That’s good to hear,” 


says the Doctor, 


“but looking at your sleigh right here…


...it looks like it has a 


whole bunch of miles...and decades


 on it!”…  




“You’re right about that,” smiles Santa, 


“it’s been so long!” 





Now, 


Doctor Olah Orala thinks and says, 


“I’ve had so many 


New Billionaires retaining Me for $300,000 a year, 


Emergency Only, 


with a guaranteed  ‘Extremely Rapid Response Rate,’ 


should I be needed at the 'Drop of a Hat,' 


that, I want to say, 


“Santa, Go ahad and Splurge…on a new Sleigh…


...or...any variation thereof!...""




"Well, thanks, Olah!...I'll see what's


out there!"




So, they


sit and chat and shoot the breeze a


while longer,


then the Doctor, gets an


emergency call... "Brother Santa,


It looks like


I'm needed in Madagascar!...You know


that I'm going to stop by again


when I can!"




"Sure, Doctor Orala, and I'll


let you know what


New Sleigh I get!"




"Sure Thing, Buddy!" says the Doctor,


as he

goes to Antananarivo...which

is almost on the other side

of the world!...


So, Santa gets online 

and he sees some things

that look nice,

but, some are

impractical

for an

around the World Jaunt!



So, he goes in town,

and some salesmen are trying

to make him

buy

Jet Hoverboard,

and a 

way-out

Scooter,

and even

an

amazing


E-Bike...


and an


E-Unicycle!



But Wait!...

He goes to this one Lot,

and this salesperson says,


"I've got something

that may

knock your

Santa Socks Off!"



And he shows Santa...a...

...What's this?

...A Custom

Helicopter?...Whoa!...


And Next to it

is

the Mother of all Digital

Sleighs?

"What's this

New World coming to?" asks 

Santa,

as he smiles and says 'Thanks' and 

almost walks out...but the guy says,

Let me just show you

one more Choice...it's

a Family Heirloom, but no one

wants it!"



"Okay," says Santa as

he follows the guy back to a warehouse...



"Santa, I've got two things 

to show you!"...

..."This right here can get you around the 

Globe

'Supersonically Fast!'


"And what's the other Choice," asks Santa...


"The other Choice is this...

with a Heater and Headlights

and sturdy Reindeer Hookups!"



"I'll Take it!...and...

Please deliver it

Immediately!" smiles an ecstatic Santa!


Now, 

the sales man, 

after signing the papers,

does a Song

and

a Dance!


Now, as Santa is about to leave,

the Salesperson says,

"That Santa Jet is Made for you, though, Sir, and

please come back for a Test Drive!"



So, as 

Santa takes the New Sleigh 

out for 


some runs before the Big Night...

He thinks. "I think I'll test drive the Santa Jet

next time I see Doctor Olah Orala!"







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