Friday, July 30, 2021

My Boyfriend...Just Got His Braces Off…And Now... Lots of Gorgeous Women Are...Shamelessly Hitting On Him—Right In Front Of Me!...Part 8...(Post # 444)

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Good Day, Ladies…

I probably don’t

Need to tell you!...but…

If You have a Good Man, 

Watch Out!...   

…I mean…

My Sweet, Sweet Boyfriend 

just got his Braces off last week, 

and 

everyday…  

…I mean everyday, 

Women, 

and many 

of them Very Beautiful, 

are trying to ‘Get To Him,’ 

with me even standing right there, 

even while He's in



My Arms!...

...I can’t believe how desperate 

some of them 


are! 

On the first day that 

he got the braces off,  

we went to go pick up My Car, 

and these 

‘Desperahoes’ 

were trying to ‘Hook Him!’…

...Even the Ladies who were the Mechanics!...

Then… 

...the next Day, 

We were at the Mall, 

and, 

Chicks were sashaying

and ‘Shaking It’ 

while walking by Us and  

They kept bumping 

into him 

on purpose, 

and calling me his ‘Little Sister!’…  

…I tell you, 

I deserve an Award 

for showing a lot of 

‘Self Restraint’ on some of Them!.... 


Oh, and then the next day, 

we tried to get away from it all 

by going Bike Riding!...

...Wrong Move!...

...It seems like they came out in ‘Droves,’ 

just to mess with me and get to Him!...

What those Women 

will do


on a Bicycle Seat 

to get His Attention…

...I never thought that 

I would see it!...But…

Today…in this 

‘too Hot’ weather…

...I really need to go to the Beach!...

...A secluded Beach!...

Where a lot of Them…


...aren’t!...

And 

then I can 

finally relax 

and let my hair down 

and show My Man 

the Love He So Naturally deserves! 

So 

we’re on our way to 

‘Hidden Shores Bay’ 

right now!...

...Yes...

...that One!...

And 

on Our way, 

there are the obligatory cars with Girls 

waving at Us…or rather, 

Him, 

but as long as they 

‘keep going,’

I’m fine!...

Then, 

there are the 

Girls walking on the Street 

and, I’m glad that We are passing 

Them by!...

...So now, 

we are at the Beach Parking Lot, 

and 

We make it out to the Sand and Shore, and 


it’s so Beautiful,

with a Cool Breeze, and 

nobody's around!...

...Finally!...

...I can Relax!...So, 

I go out 

for a quick dip in the cool water, 

and 

after a while, 

I come back and 

give My Honey, 

who is standing there 

waiting for me, 

a Hug!...

...Sweet!...


...OMG!...Wait!...What's this!...

A Bunch of People are 

rushing onto

And...

all of them

...are...

...Clothing Optional People!...What?...

And they are choosing 

'The Option!'...Not!...



Now...They are gathering

all

around Us and especially

My Boyfriend!...

So I grab My Stuff,

and grab His Arm...

and we March On Out

of there, immediately!


And on Our Way out of there,

I now see the Clothing Optional Sign!



I guess that I didn't see it, in

my Rush to get here!...

...But You can Bet

that

We Ain't Never Coming Back Here!...




...




But...I am


so Happy that I have My 



Man!...






“Wow,” I say, “that was way too close for comfort!”

 

So now, 


I think that We 


maybe should 


get a bite to eat, 


but I notice that Our Car 


needs more gas.  


So We pull into 


the closest station to fill up.  


But what’s this!  



My man starts the fill up 


and   


OMGosh!   


These women 




have 


Absolutely No Shame, 


looking like they want to 


just take my Man 


and leave Me 



High and Dry, 


with their Nosy and 



Posing selves!  




Well, We scram out of there, 


and that’s good!  


But Now...


as we are driving, 


these girls drive by Us 


and one says, 



“Hi there!   Remember Me in High School?...You know...in the Boys Locker Room?”  


And now I’m just Fuming Angry, 


but 


I met My Man at the University, 


so I gotta 



let that slide...





Okay, after driving a bit, 


I want to 


let off some physical frustration, 


so 


We go to the Fitness Gym. 


I should have known better 


because 


there are some ‘Bs’ that 


quickly jump right in front 


of us 



and 


do some ‘so unnecessary'  reps 


to catch 



My Man’s Eye, 


and one thinks 


I’m My Man’s little sister, 


and she wants him to 


help her 



‘Finish Strong!’




Well, I hold My 


Cool Very Well,


as We leave in a Hip Hop Hurry!




Wow!...He hasn't even


had his Braces off 


for a week,


and already


I'm Stressed Out!





Well, 


before We head Home...


...I’m thinking about 


washing the Car, 


but when I see 


who 


is doing 


the washing, 



I think to myself, 


“Ain’t No Way!"...


...I'm putting the



'Pedal to the Metal!'





...





Now, 


I have


friends who have their Men


and their Boyfriends,


and 


if a Strange Woman 


tries to


start 


taking their Man,


They will calmly



at least at the start,


give that 'Stealer'

an adequate warning...


...or three...

...to Back the _ _ _ _  (heck?)  Off!





Now,

personally,

I am against 


Violence,

but I got some friends

who 

'Don't 


Play Dat!'




...Just last week,

one of My Girls had 

to act like 

'Sista Time,'

and 

'Clock'


an 'Intruder!'




Even on TV,

People are supposed to


leave 

other People's


Stuff


...Alone!...Including their Man!...




But...I tell ya,

I'll try and 

make my 


point and

just leave 

the area

if Someone tries to 

take 


what's Mine,

but if My Back is up against

the Wall,

I don't know 

what


Might Happen!...




...However...

If 'Push Comes to Shove'...

I always


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So wear them and

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...Are You Listening HSR!... Or

Do You want Your Teeth

to go back to 

'Being Stuck in Buck?'


Well, I worry about that

Young Man...and you'll soon see why, 

in the Post,

The Mirror Can Be A Smile’s...BFF…Or…  

...It Can Be A…  

...!

where...

IT'S NIGHT TIME, 

AND HSR 

IS IN A HURRY TO BUY 

A PRESENT 

FOR A FRIEND'S HALLOWEEN PARTY, 

BUT 

SINCE HE 

GOT OFF OF WORK LATE, 

THE ONLY STORE OPEN 

IS THIS 

FIVE AND DIME 

ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN 

AND 

IT IS

AT THE END OF THE STREET, 

WHERE HE HAS 


NEVER SHOPPED AT BEFORE, 

SO HE WALKS 

THERE AND GOES IN, 

AND IT'S THE KIND OF STORE 

THAT HAS A BELL THAT 

CHIMES


WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR, 

SO 

HE OPENS THE DOOR 

AND THE CHIME 

MAKES ITS 

PREDICTABLE 


RADIATION,

THEN 

AN OLD MAN,

THAT HSR CANNOT SEE 

SAYS, 

"COME ON IN SONNY, 

AND QUICKLY PICK A GIFT 


BECAUSE 

IT'S ABOUT CLOSING TIME!,"







SO, 

HSR LOOKS AROUND 

AT THE ANTIQUES 

ALL AROUND, 

AND 


HE'S THINKING ABOUT 

AN ODD GIFT, 

BUT 

NOT TOO OBVIOUS AND SCARY, 

AND HE WALKS AND 

TURNS A CORNER IN THE STORE, 

WHERE THE LIGHTING 

IS A LITTLE DARKER, 

AND THE AMBIANCE 

IS A LITTLE SPOOKIER, AND 

HE COMES ACROSS A 

SMALL JAR 

WITH LIGHTS,


THAT 

DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE 

A SOURCE OF POWER, 

BECAUSE THE WIRE COMING OUT 

IS ABOUT A FOOT LONG 

BUT IT IS CUT AND FRAYED AT THE END, 

AND HSR CALLS OUT TO THE OWNER, 

WHOM HE STILL CANNOT SEE, 

AND HE ASKS ABOUT

THE PRICE OF THE JAR, AND 

THE PROPRIETOR 

RESPONDS, 

"OH, THAT THERE'S FOR FREE, 

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT, AND 

THE LIGHTS NEVER GO OFF!...

...AIN'T THAT SOMETHING! 

AND HEY, SONNY, 

I'M GOING OUT BACK FOR A MINUTE!," 





NOW, HSR HEARS 

THE SCREEN DOOR SHUT, 

AND RIGHT AFTER THAT, 

HSR HEARS THE SOUND OF 

TWO DIFFERENT CHAIRS SLIDING

 ON THE FLOOR 

FOR JUST A SECOND, 

AND HE LOOKS AROUND 

BUT DOESN'T SEE ANYTHING 

THAT COULD CAUSE 

THAT COMMOTION, 

WHICH MAKES HIM THINK 

TO HIMSELF, 

"WELL, THE OWNER DID SAY 

THAT THIS JAR IS FREE, 

AND THAT I CAN HAVE IT, 

SO, 

WITH THE UNEXPLAINED SOUNDS 

THAT I'M HEARING 

IN THIS SORT OF SPOOKY PLACE, 

I THINK I'LL 

JUST WALK ON OUT OF HERE 

RIGHT NOW," 



BUT WHEN HE 

TRIES TO OPEN THE DOOR, 

IT DOESN'T BUDGE...




THEN,

HE SHAKES IT HARDER 

AND TRIES TO TURN THE KNOB, 

BUT 


NO GO!




NOW, 

HE SEES A PERSON WHO IS

WALKING BY 

PAST 

THE FRONT OF THE STORE, 


AND HE CALLS OUT TO HER, 

"HEY THERE,

PLEASE 

HELP ME 

GET OUT OF HERE!," 




WHICH MAKES THE LADY

WALK FASTER 

TO GET AWAY, 

PROBABLY THINKING 

THAT HSR 

IS JUST PULLING 

A HALLOWEEN PRANK OR SOMETHING,..


 

SO  

NOW,

HSR IS GETTING 

A LITTLE MORE SCARED 

ABOUT RIGHT NOW, 

AND HE LOOKS AT 

THE SIGN ON THE DOOR 

THAT SHOWS OUTWARD, 

AND IT READS, 

'CLOSED...FOR GOOD!,'




AND 

THE HSR SWEARS 

THAT IT SAID 

'OPEN' 


WHEN HE CAME IN, 

SO NOW 

HE TURNS AROUND 

TO LOOK IN THE STORE, AND 

HE WALKS UP TO THIS MIRROR 

ON THE WALL, 

WHICH DOESN'T SHOW 

A REFLECTION, 

IT JUST SHOWS


SHAPE SHIFTING 

AND MORPHING CLOUDS INSIDE, 

THAT TURN INTO THINGS AND 

THEN BACK INTO CLOUDS, 

AND THE HSR 

DOESN'T KNOW WHAT 

TO THINK OF THIS, 

SO, 

HE WALKS CLOSER TO THE MIRROR, 

RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT, 

AS A MATTER OF FACT, 

AND AS HE REACHES OUT 

ONE OF HIS

FINGERS TO TOUCH THE MIRROR, 

A VOICE CALLS OUT 

TO HIM AND SAYS, 

"I WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT 

IF I WERE YOU!," 

AND 

HSR LOOKS AROUND, 

BUT NO ONE IS THERE...




"WHERE DID THAT VOICE COME FROM?," 

HE THINKS, 

AND SO HE

LOOKS BACK AT THE MIRROR, 

WHICH STILL SHOWS 


SWIRLING CLOUDS, 

AND HE DECIDES TO 

STICK HIS TONGUE OUT 

AT THE MIRROR 

AND MAKE 

A RAZZY SOUND, 

WITH SOME SPIT COMING OUT, 

WHICH DOESN'T SIT WELL 

WITH THE MIRROR AT ALL, 

BECAUSE NOW THE 

ROOM 

AND THE MIRROR 

...TURN DARK...






...






NEXT,

HSR TAKES 

A DRY AND DEEP

GULP OF THE THROAT

AND

HE LOOKS

INTO 

THE MIRROR AGAIN


AND SEES


SOMETHING...

SCARY STRANGE!






AND,

THAT STRANGE BEING

SAYS,

"PLEASE EXCUSE ME

WHILE I...


GET THIS ONE THING!" ... 





AND WITH THAT,

HE RUNS 

TO ANOTHER PART 

OF THE STORE...

...WHERE OFF TO 

THE SIDE,

HE SEES ONE GUY

GO INTO A 


SECRET ENTRANCE!




AND TO GET OUT 

OF THAT WHOLE STORE,

HSR TRIES TO PRESS WHAT EVER 

THAT GUY PRESSED,

BUT

THE BOOK CASE DOESN'T OPEN UP!





NOW,

ON A TABLE NEXT TO HIM,

HE SEES A

TOY OR SOMETHING

THAT HE 

IMMEDIATELY


DOESN'T LIKE!



SO 

HE TIP-TOES 

DOWN

ANOTHER ROW OF TOYS,


AND AT THE END OF THAT

ROW HE SEES,

OH NO!...


WHAT HE HOPES

IS 

JUST A BAD JOKE!




AND NEXT,

A TOY...


...COMES HIS WAY!




SO,

HE PICKS UP 

A STICK 

AND KNOCKS

THAT TOY FAR AWAY,

AND THEN HE 

DIGS IN HIS HEELS

TO PROTECT HIMSELF


AS OTHER THINGS


LOOK 


ON!



































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...Smiles


























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