Will Your Mouth Catch The New "Predator Supercavities!?"

HSR, IN AN EFFORT TO ALWAYS BE AN "EARTH MAN,"

DECIDES TO START AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD AND GO DOWN!...

MAINLY, FROM THE NEAR NORTH AREA OF EUROPE, OF COURSE...NORDKAPP ,

NORWAY...

AND HE WILL WORK HIS WAY SOUTH!...

BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE NORDKAPP...WITH ROUGH AND TOUGH LANDS LIKE THIS

WHICH FROM ANOTHER VIEW, LORDS OVER THE BARENTS SEA LIKE SOMETHING STERNLY ROYAL...

MANY BATTLES WERE FOUGHT OVER THE CENTURIES IN THIS STRATEGIC AREA...

SO, THERE'S NOT A MORE GRAND GEOPOLITICAL PLACE TO INITIATE HIS VENTURE!...

BUT HSR WANTS THE FULL FLAVOR OF HIS PERSONAL EXPEDITION!

SO HE STARTS HIS STEPS IN THE DEEP OF WINTER!...

WITH SOME ATTENDANT MAGICAL AURORA BOREALIS LIGHT SHOWS 

TO KEEP HIM COMPANY!...

SO, HSR LOOKS DOWN A PATH TO GO DOWN...AND...

"EXCUSE ME SIR, YOUR TANK IS FULL NOW," THIS LADY SAYS...

"MR. R, YOU SHOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE MAKING IT ALL THE WAY TO LAKSELV!...

"AND MAY THE GODS BE WITH YOU!...ALSO"...

AND SHE GIVES HSR A SMALL PACKAGE...

"HÄR ÄR MITT TELEFOONNUMMER...

"OCH ETT PAPPER MED ETT LäPPSTIFT KYSS FRåN ME!...

"ANVÄND DET FöR ATT HåLLA DIG VARM!"...

AND THEN SHE GRABS HSR AND HUGS HIM HARD...BUT THE KISS SHE GIVES IS...

MELTING-SNOW SOFT!...

AND SHE FINISHES BY SAYING, "KOM TILLBAKA OCH ÄLSKAR MIG...LIKE BLIXTEN!"...

THEN SHE JUST TURNS AND WALKS AWAY....

AND IT'S FREEZING COLD AGAIN!...

BUT HSR RESTEELS HIMSELF 

AND BOARDS THE SNOWMOBILE HE RESERVED...

AND STARTS IT UP AND...OFF HE GOES!...

HE EVEN STARTS TO PLAY A LITTLE WITH IT!...

AND AFTER A WHILE, A PERSON, WHO LOOKS A LITTLE INEBRIATED, 

CALLS HSR OVER AND SAYS, "VAD SäGS OM EN SNöBOLLSKRIG!"...

AND HSR SENSES THAT THE GUY WANTS TO TOSS A FEW...SNOWBALLS!...

SO HSR QUICKLY GRABS SOME SNOW AND INTENTIONALLY HITS THE WALL,

BUT THE GUY STRIKES HSR ON THE SHOULDER WITH A SNOWBALL... 

AND LAUGHS, "JAG SLOG DIG!" WHILE HE FALLS DOWN...

"SEE YA!" SAYS HSR AS HE REVS UP AND MOVES ON...

OH MY!...

HE STOPS AT THE EDGE OF A MOUNTAIN!...

SO, NOT WANTING TO TURN BACK... HE GOES FOR IT!...

WEEEEE!...

YEAH!...

HE MAKES IT!,

AND, SOME GUYS HE PASSES GIVE HIM A HIGH FIVE!..

BUT, AFTER WHILE, AND A LITTLE FURTHER ALONG...

HE NOW HAS TO CLIMB A RATHER STEEP HILL...WHOA!...

WHEW!...

NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS JUST GOING HAVE SOME FLAT LAND TO CROSS...GOOD!...

NEXT, HSR COMES ACROSS A PRETTY FOREST...

SHUCKS! I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS SWEET SCENE!

THEN A WOMAN WAVES HSR OVER

AND SAYS, "HI THERE! I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL!...

AND HSR SAYS, "OH YEAH, WHAT KIND OF DEAL IS THAT?"...

SHE SAYS BACK, "ONE YOU CAN'T REFUSE!"...

"WHY CAN'T I REFUSE," ASKS HSR...

"IT'S GETTING DARK, AND YOU DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO BE OUTSIDE AROUND HERE!...

SO...

IF YOU GIVE ME A RIDE TO LAKSELV TOMORROW, I'LL INVITE YOU TO STAY AT MY HEATED HOME HERE

TONIGHT!"

"I WOULD SHOW YOU MY ETCHINGS...BUT...I'LL SHOW YOU A SURPRISE INSTEAD!"

SO THEY SETTLE IN AND SHE FIXES HSR A HOT MEAL...

THEN, LAZILY, THEY STRETCH OUT IN FRONT OF THE FIRE PLACE

"OH, STOP THAT WITH YOUR HANDS, HSR"...

SHE GIVES HIS ROAMING HAND A SOFT, INVITING SMACK...

I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING I'M MAKING!...

SO THEY LEAN ON EACH OTHER AS THEY WALK AND GIGGLE TO ANOTHER ROOM THAT'S DARK...

"CLOSE YOUR EYES BEFORE I TURN IT ON!" SHE SAYS.

AFTER HSR CLOSES HIS EYES, SHE FLIPS THE SWITCH AND SAYS, "OKAY!...OPEN THEM"...

"THIS IS MY WINTER WONDERLAND

THAT I'M MAKING FOR THE FESTIVAL...YOU LIKE IT?"

"AWW, MAN! I LOVE IT!" HSR EXCITEDLY REPLIES...

"WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL...I KNOW THAT IT'S A LITTLE EARLY...BUT MAYBE WE CAN RETIRE FOR THE NIGHT!" SHE SAYS...

AND HSR RESPONDS...

OKAY!...BUT BEFORE WE DO...

CAN I PLAY MAYOR OF YOUR CITY A LITTLE BIT?" ASKS HSR...

"SURE YOU CAN...AND WHAT THE MAYOR WANTS...THE MAYOR GETS....RIGHT?" SHE BRIGHTLY BEAMS !...Oh, wow, I didn't forget about your "I didn't watch the news yesterday, and guess what...I got a whole lot of other stuff done!" smile, but I had to put it at the end of this preface because it seems that HSR is voluntarily about to get caught between a pillow and a soft place!

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A newly-found and dangerous, and possibly-pandemic-producing bacterium, Carious predatorus wingeulus, which produces the newly-diagnosed dental clinical pathology "Predator Supercaries,"

has been elucidated by and named after Dentist and Genetic Biologist, Dr. Ralph Winge.

The unusually durable and fast-acting bacterium, which uniquely uses minerals and organic adjuncts, hijacked from a host's own enamel, dentin, and cementum...

...on a cellular scale, employs those acquired atomic materials to construct "rotating molecular drills and drill bits"

on their bacterial surface membranes...

And these electromagnetic molecular motors bore not only straight

 to the dental nerves of teeth...

...but they widely infiltrate otherwise healthy tooth structure and destroy and ultimately undermine the whole crown of each tooth they infect!

...just like regular, "garden variety" cavities, but only more rampant and sinister and... calculated!...like they have an evil mandate!

The destructiveness of a jackhammer comes to mind!..

"Predator Supercaries, or Predatorus Supercarious" as Dr. Winge affectionately refers to them, is the name of the condition coined by Dr. Winge, and he freely admits that the virulence of this previously undiscovered species, can totally decalcify and destroy a tooth within three months of introduction...

...making it much more problematic than any of the members of the Streptococcus,

Lactobacillus,

 Granulicatella, 

Gemella,

 and Veillonella

genera! 

Only time will tell if a new Wingella category is scientifically recognized as an accepted bacterial genus life group.

More than 700 bacterial species or phylotypes are said to exist in the average 21st Century mouth, and sequences of 16S rRNA genes were used to detect 141 predominant species.  

But, Dr. Winge, an avid sailor who researches small islands,

found the bacterium after swabbing, the mouth of some human remains found in an underground island cavern and culturing it in his mobile lab. He was not able to identify the person, or even if the person was prehistoric.

Winge also noted that the teeth, which are normally the most enduring parts of the body, were "black,

and as soft as marshmallows!

Since this discovery and initial investigation, Winge has given all samples and cultures to representatives of the Extremely Secure...

International Repository For Super Bacteria Containment, which has an undisclosed location, in an undisclosed country.

"Mankind will be in big trouble if this carious predatorus wingeulus 

gets into the general population...and Lord help us, if it is easily communicable," warns Winge.

He continues, "I would like to unearth its outlier DNA/RNA mechanisms and enzymes which make this germ what it is...

...but I have a gut feeling that this life form is too horrible and dangerous and scary-Predator-like to handle!

Maybe this is one bacterial species that should become extinct...hopefully, there's no more left in the world!

This is a real case of us against them," pleads Dr. Winge!




May you have many...you can't walk a mile in another person's shoes because--they might not fit!...excuse me--I'm drunk with life!...sometimes, I'm in a race, to get as happy as I can!...smiles!

U. S. Presidents Photoed Doing The Winge Smile!

Uh huh! I see you eating that cake!

But, it's okay to celebrate...just about anything!...and your "okay...so you showed me yours, then I showed you mine...can I have yours?" smile is savoring with anticipation, a new adventure for the HSR, and this one was last covered in the post, "The Many Winge Smiles Of President Barack Obama!...," where HSR, BLASTS OFF FROM GOOD OL' MOTHER EARTH AND IS READYING HIS SPECIAL SPACE SHIP...

"THE MACH INFINITY ONE"...

THAT EMPLOYS, AMONG OTHER TESTED AND UNTESTED SYSTEMS, AN "INSTANTANEOUS TIME DRIVE," WHICH CAN MAKE TRAVEL ACTUALLY HAPPEN FASTER THAN TIME ITSELF,

WHILE ALSO NOT BEING EXPOSED TO COLLIDING WITH ANY PLANETS OR OTHER SPACE DEBRIS...

AND AFTER JUST SUCCESSFULLY TESTING OUT THE DRIVE'S POWERS A COUPLE OF TIMES...

...AND INSTANTLY TRAVERSING TRIILLIONS OF LIGHT YEARS IN THE PROCESS...

HSR AND HIS SPACE SHIP PASS THE TIME...

BY PASSING UP THE ELEMENT OF TIME!...

...AND LEAVING THAT PROVERBIAL "TICK-TOCK OF THE CLOCK" IN THE "DARK MATTER DUST!"...

BUT, AT THIS MOMENT IN THE SPACE CONTINUUM...

HE'S PROXIMAL TO THE WINGE FURY NEBULA...

WHOSE APPROXIMATE POSITION IS GENIOUSLY PREDICTED BY THE PREEMINENT THEORETICAL PHYSICIST ANTON VON WINGE... 

BUT SUDDENLY, AND WITH NO EXPLANATION...

HSR IS GRIPPED AND PULLED IN BY A SUPER-GRAVITATING BODY...

...AND IS SUCKED BACKWARD...

...FASTER THAN THE STARS!...INTO...

SOMETHING WORSE THAN A BLACK HOLE!...A...

..."HEAVEN'S POINT!"

WHICH, IN THIS CASE,

IS CAUSED BY A HEAD-ON COLLISION BETWEEN A...

SOLID NEUTRON HYPERGIANT, 

WHICH IS MADE OF PURE AND DENSELY-PACKED NUCLEAR NEUTRONS, AND WEIGHS AS MUCH AS 10,001 GALAXIES...AND IS TRAVELING NEAR THE SPEED OF LIGHT, AND A...

...GHASTLY, BUT VERY REAL, FERMI-CYRIL VAPORIZATION VORTEX....

TRAVELING AT THE SPEED OF DARK!...

AND HSR SEES THIS ABOUT TO HAPPEN...AND SAYS...

"TIME TO VAMOOSE OUTTA HERE, PRONTO!"...

"PRESS THE TIME DRIVE...IMMEDIATELY!...

BUT, AFTER PUSHING THAT DRIVE BUTTON 

ONCE...TWICE... CRAP!!...

"IT'S NOT WORKING!...

"I'LL HAVE TO USE THIS NEW UNTESTED BACK UP DRIVE...THE "GHOST DRIVE", 

...NOW!...

"I JUST HOPE IT WORKS!"

HSR QUICKLY PULLS THE LEVER TO ENGAGE THE GHOST DRIVE...

AND HE PLEADS, "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

"BUT, OMG!... THIS GHOST DRIVE MAKES THINGS SEEM LIKE...A GHOST!...

WHERE...

AM I GOING!?".

THEN...

IT'S EERILY SILENT AND...

PITCH BLACK!......

"THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE IN THE GHOST DRIVE RIDE?

"NOTHING BETTER SAY "BOO!" AND FRIGHTEN ME!

"WHAT PART OF THE UNIVERSE IS THIS?"...

THEN, AN UNSEEN THUNDEROUS RUMBLING SHAKES EVERYTHING!...AND...

A CATACLYSMIC "BOOM" LIKE HSR HAS NEVER HEARD AND SEEN BEFORE...

... DISRUPTS AND SHATTERS ALL OF SPACE!...

OMG!...

IS THIS A "SECONDARY" BIG BANG!

OH, NO!...THE "SHOCK FRONT" OF THE BLAST IS HEADED THIS WAY!...

SO, HSR HURRIEDLY TURNS HIS SHIP AROUND TO GET OUT OF THERE!...

HOWEVER, IN THE PROCESS, HIS SHIP IS "BUMPED" AND "PILLOW-PUSHED" VERY FAR AWAY FROM THAT CHAOS THAT JUST HAPPENED...

BY THE REPELLING FORCE FIELDS OF...

A GIGANTIC AND FAST-MOVING "ANTIMATTER SPHERE!"...

WHICH ACTUALLY SAVES HSR AND HIS SHIP FROM BEING MELTED, THEN VAPORIZED, BUT...

AFTER THE SUPER-BLAST RADIUS SLOWS DOWN, AND HSR STOPS BEING HURTLED THROUGH SPACE...

HE REORIENTS HIMSELF, THEN CHECKS ALL INSTRUMENTS...

OKAY...

THEN, OFF TO THE SIDE, HE SEES A GLITTERING SPECK...

AND DECIDES TO MOVE IN CLOSER, AND... 

HE SEES "A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES!"...

ANOTHER SPACE SHIP!, THAT'S SORT OF LIKE HIS, BUT THE MARKINGS ARE UNFAMILIAR TO HSR.

SO HSR FLIES IN CLOSER...

AND GETS ON HIS INTERSPACE COMM DEVICE

"HELLO THERE! THIS IS MACH INFINITY ONE!...

IS ANYBODY THERE?...YOU OKAY FROM THAT BLAST?...

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?...

AND AFTER A PROLONGED SILENCE...HSR HEARS BACK...

"TUUK GAR TOT!" A VOICE SAYS...

"WHOA THERE, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!,"HSR REPLIES BACK...

"ENGLISH SYSTEM DETECTED AND TRANSLATOR NOW IN USE," SAYS THE VOICE...

AND THE VOICE CONTINUES, "OUR CAPTAIN IS HURT BAD...

"COME AND DOCK YOUR SHIP WITH OURS NOW, PLEASE...OH...

...AND WE USE OXYGEN/NITROGEN, LIKE YOU!"...

SO AFTER HSR DOCKS AND SAFELY BOARDS THE SHIP...`

HE SEES...

THE CAPTAIN, WHO'S HURT SOME...AND HSR SAYS,

"I HAVE A FIRST AID KIT...PLEASE, LET ME TAKE A LOOK!...

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"Even if the truth hurts a little bit, or a whole lot...it still will set you free, right?"   

Our Presidents lead, inspire, and help to bring out the best in our country and our citizenry!

And their smiles look good as they do it!

Not all of our Presidents have been photographed enjoying a "Winge Smile!"

President Theodore Roosevelt came close, but here, his eyes were still open, so we'll have to settle for a truly happy "Duchenne Smile!"

President Barack Obama has been seen Winge Smiling the most of all of the U. S. Presidents, with his attractive, Golden-Proportioned, and dreamy set of teeth!

One of the original heartthrob Presidents, President John Fitzgerald Kennedy...seen here, is probably in the middle of taking a restful East-Coast excursion on his big pretty yacht!...

...Boy, did he ever drive the female electorate crazy with his "Tanned Beach Boy" good looks!

Some jokes go straight across and down the fat nerve of surprise, and President Herbert Walker Bush just can't help but tap into the biggest, yet most vulnerable, facial response on this one!...

He and his family go back generations in helping to form and strengthen this country!

President George W. Bush is well-known for his lightening-quick wit and international charm.

...but he has always been able to easily see and solve many of the sometimes ironic dichotomies in government and society!

Here we have one of the greatest presidents, President Lyndon B. Johnson, emanating a closed-mouth version of the Winge Smile with one of his political buddies!

He helped to actively mold the United States into the "Great Society" that we needed to be!

Whoa!...Two consecutive Presidents caught doing the Winge Smile Style at the same time!...

President William Jefferson Clinton (left) still has a great gift of convincing gab and a super-magnetic personality!

Calling all cars!...Hold your horses!...Stop the presses!...and whatever else!...never before caught on camera!...The first photo documented proof of a U. S. President (Barack H. Obama) and First Lady (Michelle Obama) sharing a Winge together!

That's so lovely...and historical!

The beloved President Ronald Reagan, a great actor in his own right, was swept into Office by his popularity, and never looked back!

Here, he's preserved sharing Winges with the Prime Minister of England Margaret Thatcher!

Which brings me to my next question:

Which came first: the Big Smile...or the Feelings of Happiness?...

Check the Spectrum of the Human Smile!:

...from infrared to ultraviolet (sort of)!...

This world can stand a little more levity!

I'll catch you "on the further!"

May you have many...I gotta hurry and finish my work!--lunch is coming up!...one lady smiled at me, but I could tell that she was "faking it!"...be happy!--it might be your last chance!...Winge Smiles!