Friday, February 22, 2019

"Great!...Now I Know Why People Love...Zombies...So Much!... It's...Their ...Teeth!"...

"What!...You Want Me...To...Kiss You...Again?...With My Teeth?...


I'll Bite To That!"

























































"I dressed like this


just 


to


Throw The Zombies off!









































Wow...Anthropologist Report!...


I didn't know that

running from

those Slow Zombies

over there


would be So Much Fun!





















































Greetings Zombies!...I Mean...Readers!...

Enjoy your...


Pre-Zombie Days!







































 Me and My,

'I easily go into My Mystery Dream Dimensions

when I look out the Window

on a


Long Train Ride'

Smiles

are

absolutely glad to

Hop In There


and Snooze Away!"







































































Today's Great and Relevant Episode

is brought to you by

the

Secret Pitter-Patter Messages

found only in the


Quiet and Soothing and

Mind-Exploring

'Rain Language!'
















































Here We go with

the

Pole Vaulting!

And all I can say


is...


...Wow!...

Even the Women


are Excellent!

Yes1...It's a good skill to have...

because 

one day it may


help you out a lot!

But...

and we're talking HSR here...

...it can

be fraught with 

'Potential Dangers!'



However, with HSR,

sometimes it's the 


Pole's Faut!

And then,

at times,

it's the Fault of


his Technique!

Watch Out!...Don't get 

'Speared By 


The Pole!'

'Getting Smacked' is


really no Fun at all!

But,

this Young Lady is

trying to teach HSR

because she



Feels Sorry of Him!

And she teaches him well

because now,

he doesn't have to


use the Stairs much!





Well, you know what they

say about

'Short Cuts!'... They lead you

'Straight To  ______!'










But let's not go

that Extreme!


However...HSR will still be

going through some

extenuating circumstances...

...ORIGINATING FROM THE POST,

"You “Bed Knot” Forget To Floss!"

AND,

BEING THE GREEN-EYED,

STRONG,

GOOD-LOOKING,

AND ELITE TRIATHLETE SWIMMER THAT HE IS,

HSR,

DECKED OUT IN A ONE PIECE BODY SWIMSUIT,

SORT OF LIKE THIS GUY,

IN THE OLD DAYS,


WALKS OUT

TO THE BEACH WATER BACKWARD,

AND WHEN HE GETS ABOUT WAIST DEEP,

HE TURNS AROUND AND,

WITH EASY STROKES,

SWIMS OUT PAST THE BREAK WATER,

AND HE JUST TREADS WATER

STATIONARILY FOR A WHILE,

THEN HE TURNS AND LEISURELY FLOATS

ON HIS BACK AND

COUNTS SOME OF THE

FRIENDLY-LOOKING,

SUPER-PUFFY CLOUDS


WHICH LOOK LIKE THEY

COULD BE

A THOUSAND HEAVENLY DINOSAUR FOOTPRINTS

SCATTERED MASTERFULLY

ACROSS THE ATMOSPHERE,

THEN HE LOOKS PAST THE CLOUDS

AND SEES A METEOR

STREAK ACROSS THE SKY,

AND MIND YOU,

THIS IS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT,

AND

A COUPLE MORE METEORS

SHOW THEMSELVES,

AND THE HSR DOESN’T THINK MUCH OF THIS,

BUT HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION

TO THE DIRECTION

FROM WHICH THEY CAME,

AND HE SEES ANOTHER ONE,

BUT THIS ONE IS COMING

STRAIGHT IN HIS DIRECTION,


SO HE STOPS FLOATING ON HIS BACK

AND TURNS TO TREAD WATER,

AND HIS EYES

FOLLOW THIS METEOR RIGHT

TO THE CLIFFS OF THE BEACH

THAT HE IS ON!…

AND THE METEOR SMASHES

INTO THE CLIFFS,

CAUSING A LANDSLIDE,


AND NOW,

HSR SWIMS ASHORE

AND RUNS TO WHERE

THE NEW METEORITE JUST LANDED,

BUT MORE OF THE CLIFFS

ARE STARTING TO BREAK AWAY

AND FALL DOWN,

KEEPING HIM AWAY FROM

CHECKING OUT THE NEW 'SKY ROCK,'

...


BUT, HE WANTS TO FIND IT WITH

URGENCY,

SO,

HE PAWS AWAY THE DIRT

FOR A WHILE

AND FINALLY REACHES A

STRANGE ROCK


SO HE PICKS IT UP AND

RUBS IT SOME,

BUT JUST THEN, 

A VOICE ECHOS TO HIM

FROM THIS 

OUTCROPPING,


"SIR...YOU 

HAVE FOUND THE 'CELESTIAL ROCK'

THAT WE

HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!"

AND HSR LOOKS AT THE

TALL FORMED ROCKS

AND SAYS,

"YOU TALKING TO ME?"

AND THE FORMATION REPLIES,

"YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU!...YOU 


CAN BE A BIG HELP TO ALL

OF THE LANDFORMS ON EARTH!...

...THE CELESTIAL FORMATION 

THAT YOU HAVE FOUND

IS MEANT FOR US LANDMASSES TO

COMPLETE OUR 

'GALACTIC CIRCLE!'...

...PLEASE, SIR TAKE THE FORM

OVER TO THE CAVE

OVER THERE 


AND LEAVE IT, PLEASE!"

SO, HSR,

SENSING THAT THE ROCK HAS SOMETHING 

SPECIAL ABOUT IT,

WALKS OVER TO

THE CAVE 

TO PLACE IT THERE!

...BUT...

HE COMES ACROSS THESE

'ROCK GUYS'


WHO SAY,

"HEY YOU,

WHAT CHU DOIN' WITH OUR ROCK?


...GIVE IT TO US...

...OR...

WE'RE GONNA 'SMASH YOU!"






































































































































Love Toothbrush®                                     











































































"I still think that

living on our Earth is a lot better

than experiencing the

Vicissitudes

of


 Outer Space!"


















































"Hi People!...

Hey, sometimes I

don't think that Zombies

get a

'Fair Shake!'


I came across one

Zombie Girl

and after

talking to her a bit

she


began to trust Me 

and even


Smile a little!

And we talked about


Boys and Fashion,

and

we really established

a


Real Rapport!

So,

I feel that if we give 

Zombies a Chance,

We might find that

we have a lot

in common!

Hey...Wait!...They're


Humans, too...No?!"




















"I think that

Zombies are

mean because


they are always

treated very badly!...I mean...

...if some one was always trying to

'Mercy Me,'


I'd have an 'Attitude,' too!"



















"I don't care what you


Folks say...

...if I see a Zombie


coming at Me

I'm outta there!...

...I ain't tryin' to Socialize!"

















"Zombies are some of my best patients!

They always open


wide when I ask them,

but,

I never charge them a fee

because

I know that their work

is seasonal...You know...

...around Halloween!

























"Sometimes, I'm


mistaken for a Zombie

so I have


Empathy for Them!"





















"Yo!...It's been My Experience that

Zombies don't like


Implants, but many of them do

like


Plants!"





















"Excuse me,


Mr. Zom, but do you

brush more than

Once a Year?"















"Sometimes it's painful,

but Zombies are always trying to

help bring


new aspects of me

to


share with Others!"






















"Please invite one of us Zombies


to your next Party...

because

we get all excited


For You!"















"All of My Zombie

Patients want me to

make their


Teeth Worse!"
















"I


have one patient that

has the biggest and


and Darkest Smile I've

ever seen!"























"Zoms have some of the Strongest Teeth

that I have


ever seen!

Their teeth can go

right through


muscle, bone, gristle...whatever!"


















"Zombie Shows are my

Favorite!

Because


I want to


Free My People!"














"We don't need Antibiotics!...

We use


Anti-antibiotics!"





















"Do you know where

the Zombie


Smile Contest is?"
















"I could swear that

I saw


Hollywood over here!"


















"I read this blog about two to

three times a week

just to


'Stay In Tune' 

with the Good Vibes here!"

















"Doctor Report,

I know that you are


always 


Hungry, 

so I fixed

one of 


Your Favorites!"

"OMGosh...


it is My Favorite!"


















"I don't have an Opinion

because

no Zombie ever


bothered Me!"






















"I just


Love that Guy

over there!...His Smile

makes me

feel


Brand New!...

...Come to Momma,



'Big Boy!"









































































May you have many...




..."Zombie Hunter Report!...


...I was hiding down here


to keep away from Them!"...






..."HSR!...

Will you be



My Zombie Valentine?"











"I'm walking in

this Magical Forest!...

But

Nothing has happened yet!



Maybe I should just

Get Out Of Here!...

...Wait a Minute...

...I



feel something!...

...Whoa!

...I'm...


Air Cruising!...This is Cool!...


I hope I can 

go 



Like This To Work!"...



..."The Wind and the Elements are coming!...

Hurry!...

Let's



Jump On and

close the Curtains!"...



...smiles!



























































"OMGosh, Doctor Report!...

How did you know

that these



are My Favorite Candies!"














































































"You 'Da Man,' Hollywood!...

...I 'Really Dig' You!...

When ever I can,


I got My


Eyes On You!"















































No, Hollywood...I am not 



getting a Haircut!

























































































Meanwhile...Back Where Our Neurons Send 


Signals To And From Our Brains!...




























































































Dental Hygiene Wars!





































































































































"My Brethren! This

Patient didn't 

Brush their Teeth Tonight!

So now there's
      

Free Substrate for Everybody!"










The Hygienist on the right says,

"You'll Never Beat Me!"...

And the Bacterium on the left

says,

"I'll just wait until you


go on Your Office Break!...Then...

We'll See!"














"We out number them

100 Million to One!

Victory is Ours!...


Attack!"










My Faithful Army!...

This is 

Our Last Stand to


Save The Tooth!"










"We have more than

Six Billion Mouths

on this Planet to Slay!

Now that's what We call...


...Job Security!"











"An Avalanche of Calculus

is breaking off

and headed Our Way!


...Take Cover!"













"I Love 


My Job!"











"Emergency, Emergency!...

This is Dental Hygiene Headquarters, Operator Priscilla!

Do You Copy!...

Many of the Bacteria 

have turned into Zombies!

And there's

No Known Cure!

We may have to go


'Scorched Mouth' on this one!"































































































































































This was a Nice Show!

Now, I'm walking home


so that I can


get some


Nice Cake!"















































































































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