"His Bronchospasms Are…Way Too Intense!...I Don’t Know…If…
"That Red Carpet Award...
Needs to be Mine!"
"The World's Problems?...
...What Problems?"...
"My Mind is...but...
...My Body...Isn't!"
You and Your
'I see the
'Light at the End of the Tunnel'...But...I can't
quite Reach It!'
Smiles
are
getting frustrated!
This
'you are not done here yet'
Episode
is
brought to you by
Handkerchief Makers
for People
who are glad
to see you
Still Alive!
At the Office...
...one day, a Dentist Faints!
And, of course, 911 is called!...
And
as he rides in the
is
rushed to the Hospital,
and into the
Operating Room!
"Oh!...,"
says this Lady,
"...I know this guy from
High School!...
...I hope he makes it
Now, one Surgeon is all for
surgery, but the
other one says, "Why?"
And another one says,
"His spasming is
getting worse!"
Then,
another Doctor says,
'Why don't I try out
My New
Surgical Robot?...
...Any surgery's Fine!"
Anyway,
as the Clinicians
Brainstorm more, the Surgeons,
and others
keep doing
Chest Compressions...
"I know that
his
Bronchospasm's are preventing greater
Oxygen Perfusion...
...but we shouldn't be so Invasive yet...Let's
try the Chamber,"
recommends the Team Member...
So...
with the Dentist's Consciousness Lost
but... still perfusing oxygen,
though at reduced levels,
the
Medical People agree,
"Let's get him into a Hyperbaric Chamber,
to get him more 'Oh-Two,"...Stat!
So,
the Dentist...
...you know the Guy...on the Operating Room Table...
...well...
...in His Mind...He...
feels Himself...Slipping...
...Away!
And it gets harder to Breathe!
...So much harder!...Help!...
But...
...right then...
...'It All'...
...doesn't really seem to matter...anymore!
Now the
'Sweeping Sonics'
occur...
in all
of his 'Cerebral Wavelengths!'
And 'Gray Matter
Eternity'...
...Springs Back and Forth!...
And the cool Autumn Air...
Still Caresses!
The Dentist now
sees lights and
Strange
Accidents!...
...And 'Grand Sequences'
Evolve...
...Devolve!
Who is this
standing
next to Him...
...watching?
...As He sees this
Astronomical Phenomenon
Up Close!...
...Now the Moon
passes through the
Shadows..
another, and
this One...seems to...Implode
Now,
She is 'Blown Away'...
...For Good!"
Then...his
New, 'Alternate Reality' Friend,
who He has never met before,
appears to Him, and
says,
...It's time for
You to stop by!"
And just then...
...at that Moment...
His Whole Self
seems to
'Reboot
and
Reload!'
Now,
the Dentist suddenly
wakes up in the Chamber!
And,
after a little time
goes by,
the Dentist feels so much better,
and he is cleared to go Home!
Now, the Surgeons, and
everyone else, Celebrate the
"I tell Ya...When I 'Came Back'...from the 'D'...
...All of a Sudden...I just had to have A Large
Garden Salad!"
On a
'Scary Trip'
like that...If You Come Back...
...You Come Back!"
GOOD OL' USC
SCHOOL OF
DENTISTRY IS WHERE
HSR IS HEADED,
AND HE NEEDS
AT LEAST
ONE HUNDRED GRAND
FOR
THE YEAR COMING UP!
SO,
HE'S READING THE NEWSPAPER,
AND
HE SEES AN AD
THAT READS,
"ONE MILLION DOLLAR
REWARD FOR
RECOVERY OF LOST NATIONAL TREASURE
INSIDE OF DEEP CAVE!"
SO HSR,
WHO IS
'FULL OF ADVENTURE,'
AND WHO IS ALSO FULL OF SOME OTHER STUFF.
DECIDES TO
GIVE IT A GO,
WHILE HE'S ON SUMMER BREAK!
NOW, THE
PEOPLE IN CHARGE
AT THE CAVE HAVE HSR SIGN
A NONDISCLOSURE AGREEMENT,
AND A CARD TO NOTIFY HIS
NEXT OF KIN...JUST IN CASE!
"IS THERE A PRIZE MONEY CONTRACT
FOR FINDING WHAT
YOU GUYS NEED," ASKS HSR...
"OH, I FORGOT THAT
ONE,"
SAYS THE OFFICIAL,
WHO ADDS,
"WE CANNOT GUARANTEE
YOUR SAFETY,
BUT TRY AND
BRING BACK AT LEAST
A POCKET FULL
OF THE TREASURE,
AND A MAP
SHOWING US
HOW TO GET THERE!"
NOW THAT
THE FORMALITIES
ARE TAKEN CARE OF,
HSR
WALKS OVER TO THE CAVE
AND
SIT RIGHT OVER THERE
AND
GRAB A BITE
AND REST!"
SO,
HE SITS ON A ROCK
AND OPENS A CAN
OF SARDINES AND
MIDWAY THROUGH EATING,
HE HEARS A SOUND
LIKE A
LARGE ANIMAL...
...BREATHING HEAVILY!...
...PROMPTING HIM TO STAY STILL,
AND SHUT OFF
THE FLASHLIGHT
AND BOY,
DOES HE START
May you have many...
...Smiles!
"Happy
"There you are , you
Prevotella Kingpin!"
You think that
Lab Ph.Ds can
'Cook Up Some Stuff?'...
...Just wait for what
...Mother Nature has in Store!"
a hundred Paces!"
"I'm going to
Miss This place while
I'm at the
Winge Institute!"
