Saturday, December 27, 2014

Oh, No! Bacteria Grow That Fast In My Mouth!

MAN, YOU SHOULD SEE THE SUPER-DAPPER, TUXEDO-WEARING, AND DEBONAIR-LOOKING HSR, ALL HIGH-NOSED, STIFF-UPPER-LIPPED, AND STRONG-CHINNED, MASTERFULLY SPINNING THE GIRLS AROUND CRAZILY WITH SYNCOPATED QUICK TWISTS AND TURNS, WHILE EVERYONE IN THE GIANT BALLROOM GASPS ON WITH SHOCKED AMAZEMENT, but meanwhile, back at the ranch, we’re just chowing down on some fresh and hot beef stroganoff, with ice water, all in a small attempt to make your “I’ve just got five more push-ups to make…five!” smile laugh a little!
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“Wield your toothbrush as a penetrating sword against the rising tide of plaque!”




Fact: 

There are about 20 billion dividing bacteria in the average mouth at all times.


Fact:

There are at least 700 species of bacteria in the average mouth, and many of them don’t have regular-sounding names.


Fact:

Under ideal conditions, like in a lab Petri dish (in vitro), that offers the appropriate growth medium, temperature, humidity, and dark/light cycle, and no competition from other bacteria, and maybe a couple of other criteria…the numbers can double every 20 minutes!


Fact:

In the mouth (in vivo), where conditions are less ideal, and even survival, there is competition from other microbes for superiority, space, and nutrients. The microbiota, then again, may work synergistically with others in that regionally specific biome community, through genetic exchange, quarum sensing, and more. The notable Dr. Loesche calculated that the bacteria in our mouths may double about every 4.8 hours!



Fact:

There are unattached and free-floating (planktonic phase) bacteria in our mouths, (which are more susceptible to therapeutic medicines), and then there are attached bacteria, found adhering (through van der Waals, and other forces) on the surfaces of our mouths and are frequently aggregated and protected within the always-growing biopolymer partitions of the microbial-formed biofilms (where therapeutic medicines for the most part can’t penetrate).


Fact:

We splash saliva down our throats by swallowing…about a liter of saliva a day.


Fact:

You might wonder where all of those bacteria go…do they drool outside of our mouths when we’re sleeping? Not much, hopefully…In about a day, the bacterial count reaches from 20 billion to 100 billion…and mostly all of that planktonic and biofilmic bacteria gets swallowed, and populates the bacterial load further down the gut.


Fact:

Dr. Jeffrey Gordon of Washington University in St. Louis relates that there are ten or a hundred times more foreign bacterial cells in and about one’s body, than the number of cells of one’s own body!


Heard in the halls:

We have only identified some thousands of the estimated one billion types of bacteria found on Earth. The total number of bacteria now on Earth is pegged at about 50 octillion!...


…which could be doubling at a theater near you!...with popcorn!





May you have many…my, the wonders of exponentially exploding interest…we are finalizing some alternate mathematical systems that, when examined on a large blackboard and worked to conclusion, seem to contradict some of the immutable and established facts of many Advanced Calculus Theorems (hint…one of them operates with a negative zero assumption, and two of them attempt to quantify the inside-out-ness of the four dimensional matrix—another hint—the interior volume of a single point in space, trades places with the total volume outside of that point)…I was sitting between trees on a park bench, when all of a sudden, a large swarm of beautiful monarch butterflies flittered by, each one with the most crooked of flight paths…smiles!

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Her Smile Can Melt The Hearts Of Every Man On Earth!

WITH A HEAVY, YET ZENFUL, BROW, THE HSR LAMENTS THE OBSTRUCTION OF HIS 360 DEGREE VIEWS FROM HIS 69TH FLOOR PENTHOUSE BY THE THICK GRAY TORRENTIAL RAIN CLOUDS, WHEREAS, ON ANY OTHER BRIGHT, SUNNY DAY IN THE LAND OF THIS RARE PARADISE, THE SAND, THE SEA, THE OTHER OPULENT
HOTELS, AND THE AWESOMELY-THRILLING SUNSET/CLOUD FORMATIONS WOULD MIX TO FORM STUNNINGLY-HYPNOTIC PANORAMIC SCENES, but before our dreams get too far off course, the super-saturation point is quickly being approached by your “if all of the points of the universe were lined up in a row…hey, that’s impossible” smile! 
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“Her mesmerizing lips gorgeously compliment her mesmerizing teeth, but both are always cat fighting for the dominance of her face!”




Okay, you all know the general type of woman that we’re talking about…so let’s narrow it down!

And don’t act like you don’t know specifically who I’m talking about!

But I won’t name any names…

She continually wears mysterious and somewhat revealing fashions sent by designers from all over the world, so that when she wears them and the outfits are posted on Instagram and the like, those designers may be the beneficiaries of her commercial Midas Touch! And then orders for their outfits will come flooding in!

And it seems like her photos are put up on websites, magazines, and newspapers without fail almost everyday.

Do you know who I’m talking about yet?

Look, she has a highly flammable paparazzi mix of strong and soft facial and anatomical features.

And, of course, any man would love to bring her home and show her to his Mom!   

But back to her smile…which started this whole thing…

…many women go to their dentists, and request to have their teeth lined up and shaped just like hers, so that they can have a similarly significant esthetic impact upon all beholders whose eyes happen to gaze upon her contoured countenance!

Now, when she changes what she wears and how she wears it, she looks almost like another person, and even her smile shows a different facet.

Described in mathematical terms, her smile’s general outline partially resembles the characteristic curvatures linked to the parabola and the hyperbola…hey, wait a minute…does she possess the rare and elusive “smileperbola?”

Her smile…her grin…her coa…from just the right frontal lateral angle…looks like the Nike symbol!

And the teeth…oh, so many of them…and each of them appearently seems to partner well, and lead to, the next teeth, as far back as the eyes can see!

This facially "supreme sweet spot"…part masticating weapon, part high art, part optical and romantic illusion…does time stand still as you visually scan and memorize its angular perfection?

Still don’t know who I’m talking about?

Another hint later…





May you have many …let’s not take civilization for granted, because we could be in a daily fight for bare back survival like in the cave man days!...Of all of the entrancing inventions by Man, great techno music is one of the best…the seducing sounds of a light, windy rain roughing up and smacking the broad leaves of a big tree, in some ways, may be aurally therapeutic!…smiles!

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Does The Smile Make The Person, Or Is It The Other Way Around?

IMMEDIATELY NOTIFY, BUT DO NOT SNEAK UP ON, THE HIGHLY TRAINED, BOARD-BREAKING, NUNCHAKU-SWINGING, SHURIKEN STAR-THROWING, LETHAL CLAW-SCRATCHING, HELP-GRANDMA-ACROSS-THE-STREET WARRIORS at the HSR, if any suspicious-looking bacteria, or any other up-to-no-good microbes try to penetrate your “fresh out the oven, aroma carried by the wind, cooling by the open window, tart apple pie” smile! 
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“The smiles that you make may or may not be contagious to others.”




We critically view ourselves and others critically view us. And both count big!

Our appearances in the mirror to ourselves are very important, and this reinforces, impacts, and validates our self identities.

We want to be seen as attractive, but certainly not unattractive. It is in our nature to like to be wanted and accepted by others. Our genes express a level of gregariousness. We are communal and even tribal beings.

People can tell a lot about you by just looking at you.

Yes, in many ways you can tell a book by its cover!

That’s why many people habitually dress well and wear designer clothes and routinely employ top-notch accessories. 

We want to show that we are entitled and are worthy! And there is a case to be made that, the quality of what one wears makes a measureable difference in his or her actions, beliefs, and perceptions.

The Journal of Experimental Social Psychology published a study in 2012, performed at Northwestern University, where students actually improved their test scores and attention levels when they wore “important clothes.” The researchers concluded that the psychological phenomenon of “enclothed cognition” made the wearers of the “important clothes” feel more empowered, confident, and motivated to perform intellectually better at given tasks.

So important clothes and a beautiful smile can help people look and feel more enhanced and more attractive.

And you have heard of the “mind over matter” saying, where the power of the brain can control the physical realm. 

Therefore, while the clothes can help one look and feel more important, the power of one’s personality precipitates the biggest social impact of one’s presence. It’s probably possible to point out who, in a group of people, may be like a big-time CEO just by his or her confident mannerisms, facial gestures, and how they carry themselves.

Also, if a janitor and a big-business Board Chairman both wore Oscar De La Renta suits, and stood next to each other, could you tell them apart?

Yes, the person and personality makes and potentiates the clothes!

The great attitude, confidence, and demeanor that one feels inside, is bound to show outside! We are what we think and feel! And others will feel the exuding vibe and witness it, maybe with amazement!

Just like how a genuinely happy person may smile and radiate an air of delight!

Other people passing by can easily pick up on that.

And guess what…the same goes for the smile…

The whole face truthfully adjusts to give a real and unadulterated smile when the feeling is faithful, even if the teeth and lips are not at their esthetic best.

But when the smile is at its esthetic, orthodontic, and anatomic best, and the emotions and potentiating verve of the personality are pure, and authentic, it may feel as if unmitigated joy and love is in the air…

…and magical things happen when a saturating love erupts in the present!




May you have many…whose quality control, style appropriateness, and level of coolness demands do you have to satisfy anyway?...I’m going to charge up my smile’s enamel by letting it soak up some photonic rays on the beach for that extra brightness…what would life be like if there were no mysteries, uncertainties, or unanswerable questions?…smiles!

Saturday, December 6, 2014

My New Smile And I Are Going To Catch a Nice Girl At This Party Tonight! Part 3.

With the HSR, DON’T PLAY LIKE YOU ALL OF A SUDDEN HAVE AMNESIA, AND CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT WE SHOW, TELL, AND DO, BECAUSE WHEN YOUR SMILE GETS INTO TROUBLE, YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME RUNNING BACK AND GET ALL OF THE BENEFITS AGAIN?…, WELL, OKAY, …JUST THIS ONE TIME, because your “squeezably soft, juicy, and sweet cheeks, just like a baby’s bottom” smile, should never be left out in the harsh unforgiving elements and extreme weather alone!

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“All enemy combatants seek to save one person.”




Quick background: So I’m at the baddest nightclub in town, and turn around, only to see this tall sweet babe that I’ve always had dreams about in high school, but while having a friendly, look-deep-into-the-eyes stare fight, I am transported to a strange and far away place, in my real flesh and blood. Am I going to have to save this new world, or more succinctly, can I save myself?



Blended unsweetened orange juice and ice with two cherries on top…that’s all I need to keep me happy all night!

But, nooo!

I had to go looking into the eyes of a darling high school crush, trying to send her a message with my eyes, and with my new, fresh dentition my dentist just hooked me up with, just down below…

…and now I find myself in an unknown set of caves, trying to figure which cave to duck into, to avoid being swept away by a tsunami-like onslaught of water coming right now…

…a fine mess I’ve gotten myself into…again!

This advancing wall of water has no friends and no conscience…I’ll go into this cave right next to the one that the water's coming down, but it looks like it’s an uphill climb…

…and water likes to go down hill, so I sprint quickly, like my dear life depends on it!...

…Yes, siree!

After running for about a minute into the cave, with no sign of water danger now, I slow to a quick walk. But where am I headed?

It’s almost pitch black, but I keep deliberately striding along, with my right hand lightly touching the rocky wall’s surface, to keep me oriented.

My other hand feels my body to see what’s going on with the unfamiliar clothes and especially the bracelet on my right wrist.

I feel the bracelet starting to get a little warm…

While touching it slightly with my left hand to feel the bumps on it…it starts to light up with different colors. 

I press one of the colored buttons…

All of a sudden some steel-like armor plates expand from the wrist band to cover both of my forearms, and then my upper arms.

The armor grows larger and covers the rest of me as I walk and sort of clank along.

Why is this gadget giving me what seems to be shielding protection…Am I going to run into a situation where I will…need it?...against harm?

I come to the end of the cave. The opening leads into a super huge space-age cavern, which contains an expansive underground high-tech-looking city.

The shield that envelopes over my body now gives an astronaut’s bubble over my head as its last armor click-over…

Suddenly some one or thing starts to shoot bullets at me that streak and leave lighted vapor trails as they whizz by, then evaporate.

I daringly jump a little down the side of the mountainous terrain, and run frantically, still ducking and dodging, barely escaping enemy fire…

…but who is this new enemy?

After climbing further down the terrain, I walk into a crowd of mingling people who have on some of the same general type of outerwear that I’m wearing, and I try to get lost among them.

I slightly turn to see in back of me, as I pace sort of quickly, but not openly running so I draw attention.

Flying robot-looking drones are starting to hover over some people behind me. The drones point their camera lenses to people close to them, then find out that person is not me, then go onto the next…in hot pursuit of me!

They seem to be getting closer…

…I duck into a regular-looking store, trying to shake the drones off…

…suddenly, some one blocks my path…

I look at a woman dressed in gear like me…

This person then gives me a small box…

“Fit this into your wrist compartment under your plating, now,” she orders!

“There’s no time to waste!”…

She takes my arm and we both run to the back of the establishment.

And open the back door…

Dang, drones are waiting for us!

We turn around, more drones pull up in back of us and their human-looking controller says to us…

“Okay… you two... you know what we’re after…hand it over now and nobody gets hurt”

Both of us know he’s absolutely lying!

So, now there are drones on both sides of us, and their weapons are audibly clicked and set to kill…

I just got here and already…it’s the end?

But, as if on cue, the…


TO BE CONTINUED…



May you have many…have you ever been caught squeezing the Charmin?...a spiritualist once told me to never do a serious martial arts workout in the woods at night!...is there any such thing as pure, virgin water anymore?…smiles!