Saturday, December 20, 2014

Her Smile Can Melt The Hearts Of Every Man On Earth!

WITH A HEAVY, YET ZENFUL, BROW, THE HSR LAMENTS THE OBSTRUCTION OF HIS 360 DEGREE VIEWS FROM HIS 69TH FLOOR PENTHOUSE BY THE THICK GRAY TORRENTIAL RAIN CLOUDS, WHEREAS, ON ANY OTHER BRIGHT, SUNNY DAY IN THE LAND OF THIS RARE PARADISE, THE SAND, THE SEA, THE OTHER OPULENT
HOTELS, AND THE AWESOMELY-THRILLING SUNSET/CLOUD FORMATIONS WOULD MIX TO FORM STUNNINGLY-HYPNOTIC PANORAMIC SCENES, but before our dreams get too far off course, the super-saturation point is quickly being approached by your “if all of the points of the universe were lined up in a row…hey, that’s impossible” smile! 
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“Her mesmerizing lips gorgeously compliment her mesmerizing teeth, but both are always cat fighting for the dominance of her face!”




Okay, you all know the general type of woman that we’re talking about…so let’s narrow it down!

And don’t act like you don’t know specifically who I’m talking about!

But I won’t name any names…

She continually wears mysterious and somewhat revealing fashions sent by designers from all over the world, so that when she wears them and the outfits are posted on Instagram and the like, those designers may be the beneficiaries of her commercial Midas Touch! And then orders for their outfits will come flooding in!

And it seems like her photos are put up on websites, magazines, and newspapers without fail almost everyday.

Do you know who I’m talking about yet?

Look, she has a highly flammable paparazzi mix of strong and soft facial and anatomical features.

And, of course, any man would love to bring her home and show her to his Mom!   

But back to her smile…which started this whole thing…

…many women go to their dentists, and request to have their teeth lined up and shaped just like hers, so that they can have a similarly significant esthetic impact upon all beholders whose eyes happen to gaze upon her contoured countenance!

Now, when she changes what she wears and how she wears it, she looks almost like another person, and even her smile shows a different facet.

Described in mathematical terms, her smile’s general outline partially resembles the characteristic curvatures linked to the parabola and the hyperbola…hey, wait a minute…does she possess the rare and elusive “smileperbola?”

Her smile…her grin…her coa…from just the right frontal lateral angle…looks like the Nike symbol!

And the teeth…oh, so many of them…and each of them appearently seems to partner well, and lead to, the next teeth, as far back as the eyes can see!

This facially "supreme sweet spot"…part masticating weapon, part high art, part optical and romantic illusion…does time stand still as you visually scan and memorize its angular perfection?

Still don’t know who I’m talking about?

Another hint later…





May you have many …let’s not take civilization for granted, because we could be in a daily fight for bare back survival like in the cave man days!...Of all of the entrancing inventions by Man, great techno music is one of the best…the seducing sounds of a light, windy rain roughing up and smacking the broad leaves of a big tree, in some ways, may be aurally therapeutic!…smiles!

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