Poetry About The Beautiful Smiles Of Lovers!

-OUT OF THE THICK WHITE MIST AND MOVING FOG SLOWLY APPEARS THE GREAT MAJESTY of your “almost Godzilla-big, but with a gentle touching finger“ smile, brokered by the Big-Time Hollywood Connections that are hot-steel stamped by the one and only HSR!-

Sailing between close islands

With calm seas

The lazy wind

Guides us straight

Surrounded by

Earth’s liquid mystery

Sea birds fly and

I hypnotically gaze at them

As they soar effortlessly

With direction and intent

In the distance 

Your beauty is set off

By your smile.

Sitting at a table on deck

With food, drink, and candles

Slow pulsing love song

On the radio

I gently take your hand

And my other hand

Holds the controller

Your smile gives stark contrast

To your sculpted

Mother of the Natural

Wind, sun, sand, sky, and sea face

When we make it

To the island

We step off into

Our personal

Lush paradise

Your smile changes

With your lips

When you talk

Let’s walk

But not in a rush

Along these sands

While I look

Back and forth

At you and

The green tropics

And the commanding blue waters…

A coconut falls

As we walk by

That’s a sign that

Nature wants to

Give to us abundantly

And have us stay around

To keep her company

For a while

You sparkle me

In my heart

And the astonishingly beautiful sunset

Has yet to start

That’s a new chapter

To which I am eager

To dance cheek to cheek…

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many…you can rub your chin and grin as chesirely, and lean as astutely, in that plush psychologist’s chair and talk as Freudian and as psychologically deep as you want…sitting with closed eyes on the park bench, my skin feels the electric sweep of the romantic winds which repeatedly and tenderly caress the dancing tree leaves…I’m really going to enjoy the beauticious and continuous seconds of time that come my way, until they come no more…smiles!

My New Smile And I Are Going To Catch a Nice Girl At This Party Tonight! Part 1.

-The hacker-and-NSA-proof, 348-bit-encrypted HSR is, by nature, MORE THAN READY, WILLING, AND BATTLE-TESTED ABLE TO PROTECTIVELY ASSIST your “forward-thinking, forward-acting, and forward-loving“ smile!-

 

I just passed the bouncer, paid the entry, and now I’m in!

It’s my first time at this night-place…and check it out! This club is huge…it’s cavernous! Lights flashing and swirling…big video screens…hot action all over the place…

This party is jammin’ big time!

Beautiful high-heeled ladies! Some slinky thin, others curvy thick. Dang!

And they all have that “I am soo ready” look on their faces!

I’m glad that I did a good once-over of my smile…My new teeth look as cool as ice cubes!

“Thanks again, Dentist Man!,” I say to myself.

But I’m not going to smile a lot, yet…not until I find a nice prospect, and there are plenty of fish in this sea, so I’m in no rush, buddy!

I think I’ll walk up the stairs in a cool-slow manner, and look down at the action on the dance floor…

The DJ has the crowd marching and bouncing like soldiers to their own rhythm!

The waitress, who is as fit as an aerobics and yoga instructor all in one, took my order for my favorite drink: blended unsweetened orange juice and ice, with two cherries on top.

I’m leaning on the balcony handrail. I look to my right and I see these two model-worthy ladies quickly walking straight toward me with firm looks in their eyes.

As they stride closer, I clear my throat a little and get ready to come up with something slick to say to improve my chances of a miracle happening.

Now they are right in front of me…and I’m starting to think that this is the start of a man’s wildest dream…

But they rush right past me…to the ladies room!... which, to my surprise, is right to the other side of me.

Psyche!

Oh, well!

The waitress comes back with my drink. I give her a tip.

As she’s about to sashay on, she purrs, ”let me know if you need anything else,” chased with a naughty wink.

Her bright smile seems to light her way back into the twilight room, as she fades into the crowd.

I turn back to the gyrating dance floor, raise my drink, and take a small sip.

“They have fine chicks galore at this place, um, um, um!

Just then, a dainty finger taps me on the shoulder.

I turn around to see what’s up, and…

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many…if you look deep into my eyes—you’ll find me peeking back at you!...you can two-step and spin around without missing a beat—you should be on DWTS!...magical music can reinforce the magnetism and memory of the moment…smiles!

Your Smile! Your Fashion! Your Brand!

-CLEARING THE WAY THROUGH THE THICK CROWD OF PEOPLE WITH BIG BEEFY BODYGUARDS is how the HSR safely delivers your “will still be talked about 100 years from now” smile!-

Whether you frequently “take the star walk” on Award Show or Movie Premiere red carpets, or not, you still need to have a serious modicum of fashionability about the full aura and branding statement swirling around and given off by you.

You are your own walking advertising billboard!

You compete with all of the other products and personalities out there…so, let’s do it right…and knock ‘um out! And be retained in other people’s attention fields!

These optimizing self-branding requirements go hand-in-hand with the must-have need for you to possess an enviable, movie-star-like smile!

“Red Carpeters” are forgiven for wardrobe gaffes and malfunctions all of the time (although we are always fascinated to see it), after some Internet roasting and ribbing from the people of the masses, and sites like TMZ.

But they, and we, are not forgiven so quickly for a “flat tire” that shows in the front of our mouths.

The paparrazi, and the people they gossiply feed, will stay on your case if you fall victim to that kind of carpet malaprop!

And remember—the Internet—and its sharp and unforgiving claws—is from now on—and forever—throughout the universe!

Anyway, a person’s smile and teeth are judged in the same way as the clothes, shoes, and accessories they’re caught wearing. Either they exude it…in a big way…or they’re targets for the fashion FBI!

So it’s highly desirable that you make and keep your “sparkle index” rank appropriately high!

Pretty face…

Or handsome face…

…that’s all that matters!

Make no mistake about it—the clothes might get you in the door—but it is broadcasted radiance of the woman or the man, that dashingly “makes the clothes!”

Your accoutrements speak their volumes for you…make them shout it loud!

If you’re not in the well-known “Hollywood Crowd,” you still have to watch your back, and frontal face, for that matter, because if your smile is off-kilter, people will let you know about your transgressions that show (your friends), or others will quickly spread malicious words—and cellphone flicks—about your slip-ups (your side-eye group)!

So, watch out!...And go make some history!

May you have many…does everyone have to sacrifice to stay riding on “easy street?”…not everyone who moves his or her lips is telling a lie…when each of us is born, do we slide into this world on our own “Uterine Red Carpet?”…smiles. 

5 Things NOT To Do To Your Smile Today!

-I PROMISE TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH at the HSR, so your “justice is blind with no perfume“ smile can float away and dance happily-free in the wind!-

Smoking. Subjecting your enamel-coated ivories to heated smoke particulates can actually darken and alter the teeth’s surface chemistry, while also assaulting the soft tissues of the mouth, throat, wind pipe, and lungs. The quality and reparative potency of the saliva is compromised. Recent research also shows that even 3^rd hand smoke is lethal.

Intaking dark foods or beverages. Chromophores are small particles that can impart color to surfaces that they stay on. At least try to rinse with water afterward so as not to subtract from your enamel’s whiteness.

Forget to floss, brush, and power rinse. As designated janitors and caretakers of our mouths, it is incumbent upon us to do the heavy lifting of daily, effective care, so our smiles can be as bright as our personalities, hey?

Skip an up-close inspection of your chops. The mirror is your friend in keeping your look in visual check, especially to remove that left over lettuce from that healthy salad!

Break your teeth through preventable accidents or altercations. Opening bottles and tearing difficult-to-separate materials with the teeth, and the like, are only recipes for disaster, or an unexpected trip to the dentist. Use tools instead, or put it off until later. Many accidents and personal confrontations may artfully be avoided.

May you have many…a person who smiles with love, deep in the heart, raises infinite hope for our species!...sometimes we must turn the other cheek, but should we turn the other tooth?...look far into my eyes, and you shall find—yourself close to me!… smiles!

All The Big Movie Stars Are Dripping One!…So Can You!

The HSR WILL GO TO THE JUDO MAT AND GRAPPLE LIKE A BLACK BELT FOR YOU, to lightening-quick-subdue any and all real and imagined threats to your “harmoniously and mysteriously karmic-energy-soaked” smile!

And that compelling, must-see facial additive that many cinematic heartthrobs must possess is a dynamic, in-motion, glitterati-type of smile!

With the big whites of the eyes matching a spread-out, spotless, superstar dentition, one now has the approximate four corners of the Aesthetic Quadrilateral of the face—a required beauty faciometric, if a celebrity hopes to garner great reviews on the highly competitive and unforgiving Red Carpet, any night, from the down-to-the-nanometer-inspecting, hyper-lensed, paparazzi sharks!

All of the facial slip-ups, fashion fails, and wardrobe malfunctions caught on evidentiary digital tape will be broadcasted the next morning for the whole world to witness, critique, and guffaw at!

Many publicists might nervously be on not-so-far-fetched suicide watch, because of their client's any-moment-possibly-happening, red-carpet transgressions at the many Award Shows and Movie Premieres!

Hollywood is a cold, cruel world...but we still salivate over...and jump to view, the most salacious gossip details!

Either the red-carpet star’s smiles are the best that Mother Nature could birth, or their smiles are the best that can be bought at the “Rodeo Drive Millionaire’s Dental Boutique!”  (Their possible motto: “If you have to ask about the cost of our treatments, then you probably can’t…!”)

Whichever way they lassoed their genius oral gems, their smiles are notoriously attention-commanding. And gobs of people will pay good money consistently to watch them on the big and small screens.

Anatomically synergistic, golden proportioned, and maximally moistened…hey, ya gotta love it!

Yes, big things do come in small packages!

You can join the “beautiful smile crowd” by getting one, too…you’ll be glad you did!

You’ll then be evenly matched with the best out there in that department, and your frienemies will maintain a respectful distance, because they know that great teeth can also bite well, if so called upon in an emergency to do so!

Having a great set of oral bones is almost like possessing an open passport and visa to travel to the Continent of Good and Easy Times any day of the year.

Now, people up close, who look at your eyes, then, at the “field of fantasy” behind the curtains of your lips, and back again with frequency, let you know that your new and stylish mouth is a deserving and magnetic center of attention that competes with the rest of your face for observers.

I’ll drink ice water on a hot day to that, anytime!

May you have many…the thing that most people will remember about you is your grin!...without an appropriate smile, an otherwise beautiful face might as well be relegated to the also-ran bin… question: would you rather have severely-bucked teeth, or none at all?… smiles!