Sunday, March 2, 2014

All The Big Movie Stars Are Dripping One!…So Can You!

The HSR WILL GO TO THE JUDO MAT AND GRAPPLE LIKE A BLACK BELT FOR YOU, to lightening-quick-subdue any and all real and imagined threats to your “harmoniously and mysteriously karmic-energy-soaked” smile!







And that compelling, must-see facial additive that many cinematic heartthrobs must possess is a dynamic, in-motion, glitterati-type of smile!

With the big whites of the eyes matching a spread-out, spotless, superstar dentition, one now has the approximate four corners of the Aesthetic Quadrilateral of the face—a required beauty faciometric, if a celebrity hopes to garner great reviews on the highly competitive and unforgiving Red Carpet, any night, from the down-to-the-nanometer-inspecting, hyper-lensed, paparazzi sharks!

All of the facial slip-ups, fashion fails, and wardrobe malfunctions caught on evidentiary digital tape will be broadcasted the next morning for the whole world to witness, critique, and guffaw at!

Many publicists might nervously be on not-so-far-fetched suicide watch, because of their client's any-moment-possibly-happening, red-carpet transgressions at the many Award Shows and Movie Premieres!

Hollywood is a cold, cruel world...but we still salivate over...and jump to view, the most salacious gossip details!

Either the red-carpet star’s smiles are the best that Mother Nature could birth, or their smiles are the best that can be bought at the “Rodeo Drive Millionaire’s Dental Boutique!”  (Their possible motto: “If you have to ask about the cost of our treatments, then you probably can’t…!”)

Whichever way they lassoed their genius oral gems, their smiles are notoriously attention-commanding. And gobs of people will pay good money consistently to watch them on the big and small screens.

Anatomically synergistic, golden proportioned, and maximally moistened…hey, ya gotta love it!

Yes, big things do come in small packages!

You can join the “beautiful smile crowd” by getting one, too…you’ll be glad you did!

You’ll then be evenly matched with the best out there in that department, and your frienemies will maintain a respectful distance, because they know that great teeth can also bite well, if so called upon in an emergency to do so!

Having a great set of oral bones is almost like possessing an open passport and visa to travel to the Continent of Good and Easy Times any day of the year.

Now, people up close, who look at your eyes, then, at the “field of fantasy” behind the curtains of your lips, and back again with frequency, let you know that your new and stylish mouth is a deserving and magnetic center of attention that competes with the rest of your face for observers.

I’ll drink ice water on a hot day to that, anytime!


May you have many…the thing that most people will remember about you is your grin!...without an appropriate smile, an otherwise beautiful face might as well be relegated to the also-ran bin… question: would you rather have severely-bucked teeth, or none at all?… smiles!

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