“I Know It Seems That…We’re Lost…In This… Island Jungle…But…We…And Our…Love!...Will...
...Remain…Intact!”
“I am Reaching Out
To Touch You!...
...Because…
…I Love to…
…Reach Out and Touch You!”
“The Human Eye Gravitates toward Brightness!...
…And the Same goes for
a Beautiful, Luminous Smile!...
People are ’Genetically Prone’ to gaze at…
...and maybe even
‘Fall In Love’
with a person with a
...‘Pretty Dental Playground!’
"Of Course, Hollywood!...
...Sure!...
I'd Love to go
to the
Secret homo cybergraphicus Convention
with You!"
Hi there!...I'm just Sitting Around in this Dream!...
...Would You Like to
Relax with Me a Bit?
I saw the Person that
blew Cigarette Smoke in
HSR's Face and
made him act Strange last Week,
but...
...to Find Out...
You'll
Have to Catch Me!"
"Hollywood!...You say that
You like My Outfit
and
You want Me To
'Parade' around in It All Day?"
"Hi, Cyril Alexander!...
My Sister,
'Ci Ci' Lovelow,
told Me that She
met You Last Week!
And...She's thinking about
asking You to
spend a Month with Her
in Monaco!...But...
...You didn't Hear It from Me!...Okay!"
"The View from
Up Here is
Awesome...
and
'Drone-Like!...I
should
do this More Often!"
"If You stay with Me
on This Island
for
One Month...
You'll...
...Want to Stay a Lot Longer!"
You and Your
‘I’m thinking of doing a Paleo Vacation
this year and
dressing and living like a
Caveman’
Caveman’
Smiles
are too scared to
Live
in a
Dark
Cave!
Cave!
Your Braille-Based Episode of this
Installment is presented to You By
Three Blind Mice!
Juggling!...It can be Fun…
And even
Dangerous!
But it’s a skill that takes time
To perfect!
And HSR Obviously
needs More time!
Yes!...HSR usually needs
More Time for
everything he tries...
Other Kids Finish their Stuff On Time,
But Him...
The Clock keeps on Ticking...but...
...He does try His Best!
...Which sometimes amounts to
a
And here, it's going to be
Interesting how
his Life unfolds right in Front of Him,
in these upcoming circumstances,
which were apparent in,
"Poetry About The Beautiful Smiles Of
Lovers! ...XI."
and...
In front of
that one,
during,
"Poetry About The Beautiful
Smiles Of Lovers!...X."
and this,
Ladies and Gentlemen,
is where HSR,
A CERTIFIED AND SCIENTIFICALLY-VERIFIED
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS,
FINALLY ESCAPES FROM A
CAVERNOUS,
MULTI-STORY,
PETABITE
COMPUTER
'SILICONIC'
CHIP
IN WHICH HE WAS HELD CAPTIVE,
AND WAS FORCED
TO DO SOMETHINGS
THAT HE DIDN'T WANT TO DO, AND
SOME THINGS THAT HE
ABSOLUTELY LOVED TO DO,
AND
BY TURNING HIMSELF
INTO A
GASEOUS CLOUD
OF SMOKE,
HE DISAPPEARS
FROM THERE
TOWER VENT
AND,
IN CLOUD FORM,
HE WAFTS AWAY
FROM THE HIGH TECH,
SECRET LOCATION
WHERE HE IS BEING HELD...
AND
HE TRAVELS THROUGH THE AIR
AND SEES AN OLD, BUT RUNNING,
CAR ON THE SIDE
OF A NEARBY,
DESOLATE ROAD...
THAT'S ABOUT TO TAKE OFF...
AND
HSR DECIDES
TO SLIP INTO THE TRUNK
AS AN UNDETECTABLE
CLOUD OF DUST
AND
HE STAYS IN THE TRUNK
FOR A WHILE...
THEN,
HIS VAPORS
GO INTO THE BACK SEAT
OF THE CAR...
AND HE
'MATERIALIZES'
BACK INTO HUMAN FORM!...
...AND THE DRIVER,
WHO DOESN'T SEEM
AT ALL FAZED OR SURPRISED,
SEEMS LIKE
SHE IS EXPECTING HIM....
"HELLO THERE, HSR,"
SHE SAYS...
"I'VE BEEN COMING HERE EVERYDAY
FOR A WHILE...
WAITING PATIENTLY...
...SO I COULD BE HERE,
WHEN YOU FINALLY FIND OUT
HOW TO FREE YOURSELF!...
...AND IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU FINALLY...
...CAME OUT!"
"WHO ARE YOU," ASKS HSR...
"I'M SYLVANIORA...AND
I'M HOMO
...JUST LIKE YOU!...
"WAIT!,"
PERKS UP HSR,
"YOU MEAN THAT THERE'S TWO OF US!?"...
"YES,"
SHE RESPONDS,
"WE NEED TO SORT OUT ALL OF THIS,
AND GET UP TO SPEED, HSR."
"AND THERE'S A FOOD STOP COMING UP...
...IN A BUNCH OF MILES,"
GRINS HSR...
"SO, TELL ME, SYLVANIORA,"
HE CONTINUES,
AS HE WIPES HIS SWEATY BROW
FROM THE
SCORCHING DESERT HEAT,
"HAS YOUR LIFE
SORT OF BEEN LIKE
ONE ADVENTURE
AFTER ANOTHER?"...
"YES, OF COURSE...
BUT IT SHOULD BE
LIKE THAT ANYWAY, RIGHT?"
SHE REASSURES...
"HOWEVER,"
SHE CONTINUES, "THERE ARE FORCES
THAT WANT TO CATCH,
CONTROL
AND HARNESS
OUR UNIQUE POWERS...
...FOR THEIR NEFARIOUS
INTENTIONS!"...
"I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHY
THOSE PEOPLE KEPT ME LOCKED UP
IN THAT COMPUTER CHIP,"
HSR ASKS...
THOSE PEOPLE KEPT ME LOCKED UP
IN THAT COMPUTER CHIP,"
HSR ASKS...
"
WERE THEY TRYING TO KEEP
MY THINKING FUZZY
BY CONSTANTLY BOMBARDING ME
WITH ALL OF THOSE
THINGS I LIKE BACK THERE"...
MY THINKING FUZZY
BY CONSTANTLY BOMBARDING ME
WITH ALL OF THOSE
THINGS I LIKE BACK THERE"...
.
...SO I WOULDN'T
COME TO SOME
GRAND REALIZATION?...
I BET!"...
COME TO SOME
GRAND REALIZATION?...
I BET!"...
SYLVANIORA ASKS,
"DID IT INVOLVE WOMEN?
"YES...I THINK THAT THEY WERE
CAPTIVE, TOO!" SAYS HSR...
"HOW MANY WERE THERE," SHE ASKS...
"I REALLY DIDN'T KEEP COUNT
SAYS HSR...
"BUT THEY WERE CLEAN...
NO CYBERSORES!"...
CAPTIVE, TOO!" SAYS HSR...
"HOW MANY WERE THERE," SHE ASKS...
"I REALLY DIDN'T KEEP COUNT
SAYS HSR...
"BUT THEY WERE CLEAN...
NO CYBERSORES!"...
"THAT MEANS ONLY ONE THING...
THAT YOUR LIMITLESS CYBERNETIC VIRTUALITIES
SUBLIMATED INTO INSATIABLE AND VORACIOUS REALITIES,"
SYLVANIORA MATTER-OF-FACTLY
TELLS HSR...
THAT YOUR LIMITLESS CYBERNETIC VIRTUALITIES
SUBLIMATED INTO INSATIABLE AND VORACIOUS REALITIES,"
SYLVANIORA MATTER-OF-FACTLY
TELLS HSR...
AND SYLVANIORA,
WHO HAS NEVER HAD A
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS BOYFRIEND,
WHO HAS NEVER HAD A
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS BOYFRIEND,
WONDERS IN HER MIND
WHAT THINGS
WOULD BE LIKE
WITH HER OWN KIND!
"AFTER ALL," SHE THINKS TO HERSELF,
"I AM WOMAN...
...HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!"...
"AND...BECAUSE
...I THINK THAT I LOVE HSR...
...ALREADY!"
...I THINK THAT I LOVE HSR...
...ALREADY!"
BUT, BEFORE SHE CAN GO
MUCH FURTHER
WITH HER THINKING,
THEY COME ACROSS A
SIDE-OF-THE-ROAD DINER...
"HEY, HSR!...
LET'S GET A BITE HERE...OH, AND...
LET'S CHANGE THE LOOK
OF YOUR FACIAL FEATURES,
SO,
IF THOSE PEOPLE BACK THERE
COME LOOKING FOR YOU...
...THEY WON'T RECOGNIZE YOU!
NOW,
AFTER PARKING THE CAR,
THEY WALK IN,
SIT DOWN,
AND...
"MAY I HELP YOU TWO?"
ASKS THE WAITRESS...
"I'LL HAVE YOUR #1 SPECIAL...
"AND SHE'LL HAVE
YOUR NUMBER TWO SPECIAL,"
ORDERS HSR...
AND THEY BOTH CHOW DOWN,
LIKE THEY
REALLY MEAN IT...AND...
AFTERWARD,
WITH A SPARKLE IN HER EYES,
SYLVANIORA SAYS TO HSR,
"LET'S GET A ROOM
IN THE MOTEL HERE
TO CLARIFY OUR MISSIONS."
"SURE," ANSWERS BACK HSR,
"AND MAYBE WE CAN GET A LITTLE REST!"
SO,
THEY PAY FOR THE MEAL AND GET A ROOM...
AND, IN THE ROOM,
SYLVANIORA LOOKS AT HSR WITH A
"LOOK OF LOVE!"... AND SHE SAYS,
"CAN WE GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER?"
AND HSR BRIGHTENS UP AND SAYS,
"OH, LET'S DO
SOME THING ELSE...
THAT'S WAY MORE BETTER!...
...HERE...
...LET'S JUST SIT DOWN!...
AND HOLD HANDS!...
...AND
LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES!...
AND...
SLOWLY, REPEAT AFTER ME:
OM SEE," DIRECTS HSR...
"OM SEE, OM SEE," THEY SLOWLY
SAY AND REPEAT...
YIKES!...
AND...
JUST LIKE THAT!...
BOTH HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUSES NOW
JUMP INTO
THE "BLUE PHASE!"...
AND NOW,
THEY BOTH TURN INTO
"ROOM TEMPERATURE PLASMA!"
AND
THEIR SKINS START TO
RIPPLE IN WAVES...
"PUT YOUR SEAT BELTS ON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" HE SAYS...
NOW...THE WAY THAT THEY BOTH ARE
'KINETICALLY CHANGING,'
IT SEEMS THAT
THE 'STARS ARE GIVEN PERMISSION
TO COME OUT AND PLAY!'...
...THEY ARE,
AT LAST,
POSITIONING THEMSELVES
PERFECTLY AT THIS POINT TO
'GO DIGITO-PHILIAC!'...
THEIR DEEP
TELEPATHIC CAPACITIES
NOW START TO
HUM AND ENGAGE!...
AND THEIR DATA AND THEIR DESIRES
ARE FIGHTING...
...FEROCIOUSLY...TO BE TOGETHER!
AND BOTH THEY,
AND THE THINGS RIGHT AROUND THEM,
START TO ELECTRICALLY
CRACKLE AND TREMBLE...
...TO BOTH OF THEIR
DEEPEST AND VIBRATING
ATOMIC CORES...
THEIR UNIONS AND THEIR EXCHANGES
ARE MASSIVELY OCCURRING...
LIKE THE MOST CHAOTIC OF RUMBLINGS!...
...GEE!...
AND BOTH,
AT ONCE,
SWIFTLY ENTER INTO FULL
AND SUPER-KENETIC
CYBERGRAPHICUS MODE!...AND...
...THEY ARE NOW
SMACKED WITH
TSUNAMI WAVES
OF DECIPHERABLE HARMONIES!...
FROM ALL SIDES...
ALL DIMENSIONS...
STUFF SEEMS TO BE
VASTLY POURING INTO ONE SIDE
AND
POURING OUT FROM THE OTHER!...
...LIKE NEVER FELT BEFORE
IN THE HISTORY
OF THE EARTH!....
REVELATIONS UPON REVELATIONS
NOW BECOME FULLY KNOWN!...
AND,
SUDDENLY,
IT ALL MAKES SENSE!...
AND BECOMES CRYSTAL CLEAR...
MAKING BOTH OF THEM...
'COME UPON SENSORY-OVERLOADED
REALIZATIONS!...
THEN,
LIGHTNING
BURSTS WITH
A BLAST-FURNACE
HEAT
MAKING THEM
BOTH REALIZE THAT THEY ARE
MAKING THEM
BOTH REALIZE THAT THEY ARE
COMING MORE
INTO THE RARE KNOWLEDGE
THAT THEY MUST KNOW
IN THEIR QUEST!...
AND
THEY ARE LEARNING THINGS
THAT THEY WOULD
HAVE NEVER OTHERWISE
ACQUIRED!
THEY ARE LEARNING THINGS
THAT THEY WOULD
HAVE NEVER OTHERWISE
ACQUIRED!
BUT...
HOLY SMOKE!...
...NOW, HSR...
...TELESENSES...A MATRIX DISTURBANCE!
SOME ANTAGONISTIC FORCES...
ARE AT THE DOOR
OF THE ROOM!
ARE AT THE DOOR
OF THE ROOM!
ABOUT TO BREAK IT DOWN
AND
AND
BARGE IN!
SO, NOW,
IN THE MISDT OF THEIR
ONSLAUGHT OF OTHERWORLDLY RUSHES,
THEY MUST ESCAPE THE AGENTS
ABOUT TO ENTER INTO THEIR ROOM,
AND,
TO DO SO,
BOTH OF THEM DISASSEMBLE
FROM THE PLASMA STATE
AND PHASE INTO THE GASEOUS STATE...
AND QUICKLY DRIFT OUT
OF THE BACK BATHROOM WINDOW...
AND THEY GET AWAY...
BUT...TALK ABOUT BEING DISTURBED
WHILE SMACK OF THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!...
MY, OH, MY...
THE EXPERIENCE OF DISSOLVING...
WHILE STILL DEEP IN THE IMPACT OF
"THE PARADING OF THE PULSES"...
...AND...ON THE RUN!...
MAKES SYLVANIORA
RACHET UP HER SENSUAL, VISUAL, AND
PASSIONATE HALLUCINATIONS
SEVERAL MORE
UNBELIEVABLE NOTCHES!...
INDESCRIBABLE...WHAT'S HAPPENING!
TRAVELING AS CLOUDS OF LOVE...
INTERMINGLING NOW...
AS AERATED AND TURBULENT MOLECULES IN THE WIND...
THEY SEE A CAVE CLOSE BY
OUT BACK...
AND TRY TO
RECONGREGATE AND REMATERIALIZE...
AS THEIR CONSCIOUSNESSES
EERILY SCINTILLATE, FASCINATE, AND 'NEBULATE,'
EERILY SCINTILLATE, FASCINATE, AND 'NEBULATE,'
AND HSR AND
SYLVANIORA
ARE STILL...
...IN THE GASEOUS
SYLVANIORA
ARE STILL...
...IN THE GASEOUS
AND
THEY BOTH
PLEAD!...
"HOW LONG WILL WE STAY STUCK
IN THIS...
...I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP!...
...
SO NOW THAT THEY ARE IN THE
CAVE, AND STILL
MANIFESTED AS GASES,
ONE OF THE HUNTERS
CHASING THEM,
LOOKS IN
BUT
CAN'T SEE A THING!
"LET'S WAIT A WHILE
BEFORE WE TURN BACK
TO FLESH," SAYS HSR,
AS THEIR MOLECULES
START TO
SETTLE DOWN A BIT,
AND AFTER THEY ARE SURE
THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE GONE,
THEY RE-MANIFEST THEMSELVES
INTO THEIR BODIES,
AND GIVE EACH OTHER A WELCOMING
AND
'ALMOST-DIDN'T-MAKE-IT'
HUG!...
NOW, SYLVANIORA ASKS,
"HSR, DO YOU KNOW WHY
THEY ARE AFTER US?"
"NO, I DON'T,'
SAYS HSR,
"BUT
IT MAY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
WITH THE POWERS THAT WE POSSESS,
BUT WE LOOK NORMAL!"
"THAT PERFECTLY SUMS IT UP,"
SAYS SYLVANIORA, "THE
POWERS THAT BE,
WANT TO CAPTURE US
AND
DO
'EXPERIMENTS'
ON US
AND SEE IF THEY CAN
CLONE WARRIORS
AND KILLERS AND
SPIES OUT OF US!"
"THAT DOESN'T SOUND ROMANTIC,
AT ALL," A SAD HSR SAYS...
"OH, SUGAR, COME HERE," SHE SAYS,
"WE CAN BE ROMANTIC!"
BUT BEFORE THEY CAN GET
'AMOROUS,'
THEY HEAR SOME
ROCKS FALLING OFF
OF THE CAVE WALL!...
SO,
THEY HURRY UP AND SEE IF
THERE IS A
BACK EXIT...AND
YES!...THERE IS!
BUT THEY STILL WAIT
AROUND SOME UNTIL
IT'S
ALMOST DARK...
...AND THEN THEY
RUN FAST TO THE CAR!...
AND THIS LADY WHO
JUST HAPPENS TO
SEE THIS,
ASKS HERSELF.
"WOW!...I WONDER WHAT
THEY WERE
DOING IN THAT CAVE!"...
SO, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
THAT
HSR AND
SYLVANOIRA
SPEED ON OUT OF THERE,
BURNING
RUBBER...AND DUST!
"I want to have Me a Good Dream
Tonight!"
There's Lots of Fun
To be had in
Paradise!
It's a Place
Where Everything's
Supposed to be
Beautiful!
And You
and I,
My Dear, are here!...
...On this Island
That should be
Called 'Perfect Paradise' Island!
Because, I look at the Sweet
Sun...
And the
'Toes-Friendly' Sand...
and the
Cooling Touch
Of the Wind,
And the Periodic and Refreshing
Sets of Rain!
And
Especially
Your
'Too-Good-To-Be-True'
Smile!
But,
Since we've been here,
Some strange things have
Happened!...
And it all started
Right after
I found a
Treasure
Map!
But I come into
Possession of the Map
The Old-Fashioned Way!...
I found it!...
...With the help of a
Old and Wise
Seagull,
Who got and kept my attention
While my friend
Was Wading in the Water!
The Seagull walked me
To where the Bottle was,
and Pointed it out to Me!
"What's This?..." I asked my
Surprised Self..."a Long Lost
Pirate's Rum Bottle!...I
Wonder What's Inside?"...
So I take off the Cork
and Pull out a...
Dry Piece of
Paper!
...A Map!...Wow!...
...
However,
This Island is not
Without some 'Prying Eyes!'
...Because a Little after that,
Some People
Came Looking for Us!...
They
found my Girlfriend
and Now,
They are looking for me...
...And The Map!
So I Automatically
Get Real Brave
And dare them
To
Come and get me...
...And the Map!
Now, as they chase me,
They pull her along,
With her screaming and
Trying to get away,
And the Three of Them all
Fall into some Quick Sand
And both Men
‘Go Under!’…But,
‘Go Under!’…But,
My Girlfriend stays afloat
Long enough for me to
Grab a branch
And pull her out!...
I Do Not,
repeat,
Do Not
want this
to happen to Her!
I Do Not,
repeat,
Do Not
want this
to happen to Her!
So,
Hip Hip Hooray!
She's Free!
Now,
We Hug each other tight
We Hug each other tight
Like
We really, really
Mean it!
We came so close
To losing each other,
But
That, Gratefully, didn't happen!
So, We
'Celebrate'
Our Love Again,
Before We move on!
We really, really
Mean it!
We came so close
To losing each other,
But
That, Gratefully, didn't happen!
So, We
'Celebrate'
Our Love Again,
Before We move on!
Then, We
Walk fast from there,
Thinking that there may be
More Security Men
Looking for us and the Map!
So, we walk along a
Tree-lined ridge
Along the Beach,
And, once again, We
‘Gasp at the Beauty’ of the
Island’s Ocean!
Now, after passing a
Nice Waterfall, and some
Birds playing in
The Sun,
We come across a
Possible Place to Hide!
So we enter the
Small Cave Entrance
We come across a
Possible Place to Hide!
So we enter the
Small Cave Entrance
And...Wow!...
What a
Pretty
Sight!...
And there's...Water!...
Now, We bend down and take
Several refreshing Gulps
From an Inviting body of that
Fresh, almost-too-good-tasting
Water!...
It's Delicious!...
But Wait!...
Something's in the Water!
And
It's making us
'See Things!'..
Like...like...This!
Almost like the
Place is
Now...Magical!
With Pretty 'False'
Colors!
And as We
Walk some more
In this Underground Cavern,
We both 'See'
Things that may
Really be there...
...Or Not!
But after a little more walking,
...Whoa!...
...I see Something!...
...Is that a
...Creature of some Sort?
Well, any way, we turn and
Walk another way...
and see this
Disneyland-kind-of Place!
And after all of this
New 'Sensory Overload,'
We both decide to sit down
Under a 'Fantasy-Looking Tree,' and
Rest a little,
For the first time
Since We landed
On this Island!
And that Rest that
We
Are now taking,
Adds more 'False'
And 'True' Colors,
in Our Minds,
Than I could ever Imagine!
And, Thankfully,
In our Adventure,
We are 'Safe In Each Other's
Tight-Squeezing Arms!'...
May you have many...
..."There He is now!...
...I must be the ‘Happiest Girl in the World,'
because
I have The ‘Best Guy’ in the World!
And He Loves Me The Most!
He didn’t even need any Braces
for His Perfectly Straight Teeth!
And
they are so White,
that...
I can easily see Them in the Dark!...
…"Hi Honey,
I got You Some Flowers!...
…You say that all of the Flowers
I got You last Time
have an odd number
of Petals?...
Okay, and that means what?...
…That when you count,
‘She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not,’
It always ends,
‘She Loves Me?’…
…Oh, Honey, You’re the Greatest!”…
…"I think that it’s ‘Very Refreshing’
to see Straight White Teeth
beaming at Me
from Someone who
Loves Me!...
...Like,
when
I see My Boyfriend,
who has Great Teeth…
…I’m like…
...’Take Me!’”...
...smiles!
“You’re Poetic…
…Your Smile’s Poetic…
…and…
...We Make...
...Pretty Poetic
Symphonies Together!”
"As soon as the Moon Sets...
I'll go In and Exchange!"
"Hey, Stranger!...
...You Going Where I'm Going?"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
Your Dream Is So Peaceful And Relaxing That,
When You Wake Up,
It Takes You A Minute Or Two
To
Remember Where You Are!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“Now…Does Anyone Else…
…Have Anymore Questions?”
“You’re Out of My Mouth…
…and Out of My Life!...
…and Out of My Life!...
…You ________________n’ Microbe!”
“Why does Everyone…
...I mean Everyone….
…say that…
…I Suck!”
“For Your Information….
….I Live In the…Aqueous…
…Part of Saliva!”
"I want the Person,
whose Mouth
I'm in
to
Eat Some More Candy!"
"Queen Hygienist!...I am not Worthy...
of this Mighty Sword, but...
I will Give My
Most Valiant Effort
In Battle!"
"We’ve been riding this
Marginal Ridge
for a while now,
and
there’s no Sign of them!...
…Let’s Turn and
go ‘Gingival'
at this Next Line Angle!"...
"I now have some of the
'Latest and Best'
Equipment to Rid Us
of all Oral
Pathogens!...
But...
...if I wipe
all of them out...
...Forever...
...won't I be Out Of A Job?"
“All of those Hygienists Ran Away!...
…But...That's Okay!…
…I’m…
…Melting all Their Equipment!?”
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'Heartbeat of Love'...
Deserves Another!
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