Hi there!...
My name is
Marshmella Montenegra!..
...and I am an
Anthropologist and an
Archeologist!
I just Love
investigating what happened in the past
here on Earth!...
I like the Sphinx
and the Pyramids
and even unearthing the
fossils of animals and
Man!
I know that back in days past...
the Architecture was
Super Spectacular!....
And the Royalty...
especially the women,
like Cleopatra,
I know, didn't
"Take No Mess!"
I have friends that
go digging with me...
in different parts
of the
World!
I guess I could be
just lounging around
at home,
or playing in the bed with
My Man...but...
I'm "Where The
Action Is!"
So I have this special place to
investigate...
almost in the
middle of nowhere,
and I climb on up
to the top
and I relax there
and start to
Meditate!
I do this
to see in
My Mind,
how a Specific Caveman
did his work here,
because there are a lot of
extracted teeth around,
and pointed, sharp stones
and very withered bush branches,
and I believe that he
must have been treating
other
Cave People
for Dental Difficulties!
I'm trying to act like
"CSI" and feel how
the days might have gone
for this Dentist/Cave Man!
I start to
Day Dream
deeper now!
And after an extended period of
Uncounted Time,
I feel like I'm
in a
"Special Place!"
Then,
I see ancient mural artists!
And,
I now see danger around
and
fighting, and
OMG!...
precarious life!
What's this!...
I "hear" a woman speak!...
"Mouth Man Wingwing,
please help My Man!
We were attacked by some people and he
killed them, but
he hurt his
tooth!
Come here, Stinky, so he can
check you out!"
and Stinky says,
No No No, I hate
Mouth People!"
But Stinky lets Wingwing
do his thing soon anyway,
because the Pain
is starting to set in!
Wingwing gets a special instrument... I mean...stone tool...
and finally
wedges the tooth
and root out!
Great!
Now, I visualize a skull
later on in that future
that may be from
that same person,
not too far from here!
I now see a woman...
She is saying,
"Bricko, Bricko!"...
and Bricko says,
"Yes, Dear?"
"Some men
from across the Valley
are going to attack us soon!
I saw them knock your brother
out!...
and their Leader said that
he's coming
for the rest of us,
so,
they can take the
Women and the food!"
"Well, we can't lose the food...and...
...you, especially, My Dear...
let's get
"Ready to
Battle!"...and
crush them with
Rocks!...
We can not run away like
some others!"
Soon
the Big Battle begins
and there are
many casualties on both sides!
But Bricko's side wins!...
and he keeps
his Woman!
Great!
But Bricko brings his
wounded soldiers to the
Dentist/Cave Man
Wingwing!
And there is a lot of this
to fix!
So,
Wingwing tries his best!...
with what he has to
work with!
Now, I visualize the nearby remains
of some of those
Valiant Warriors!
So,
while it's very debatable that
in those Pre-Historic times
whether
Mouth Man Wingwing was the
First Dentist,
with a Valuble
Dental
Assistant,
I know that,
if I had a Dental Problem
back then...
...he
would be the only one
I'd call!
So, after a little more
imagining about the past
in this cave...
and being thankful to antibiotics
and Modern Dentistry,
I'll head back
to my Air-Conditioned
Place!
Lastly, I wonder if
Mouth Man Wingwing
is related to this Blog's Creator,
Dr. Winge,
maybe
100,000 generations ago?...
...Just a thought!
