Things just
Don't Seem Right!
The Wind is Eerily
blowing
Like Never Before!
And Tonight...
Halloween Night!...
...There is an
extremely
Rare
'Blood-Thirsty
Moon!'
And the Stars and Planets
are aligning like they did
600,000 Years Ago!
...When another
'Cataclysmic Event'
took place!
Even the Wolves are
Upset and Unsure of
what is
about to
Take Place!
And as this 'Other Being'
flies down and
joins a group,
"My favorite Vampiress," says
President Zombie,
"Now is the Time
for us to Join Forces,
Queen Vampiress!...And...
We Shall Rule the World!"
Now, Queen Vampiress responds,
"Yes...We Shall!...
And
Several Environmental,
Celestial, and
Spiritual Conditions
are
Beckoning Us
that we are now to Act!...
Make no mistake,
President Zombie...
...We shall Prevail!...
...The Humans on
Our Planet, shall Rule No Longer!...
Let us Consummate our Pact,
and
Initiate Our
Plans Tonight!
"That Sounds the Best
to Me!" grins
President Zombie!...
So,
as
they
Bask
in Each Other's
Presence
and
in Each Other's
Glory...
there...
...is a spy...
...who just happens to
hear Their Scheme...and
this 'Being'
just happens to
also
be a Dentist!...
...living with 'HIZ!' (remember Last Week's Post?)
Now, the
Vampires and the Zombies
'Ramp Up'
their Forces to
defeat the Humans
and
anyone else
and anything else
that tries to get in Their Way!
"There You are!...Come
to me,
all of you
Vampire and Zombie Soldiers!...
I shall give You
all You Need to
Win Our Battles and
Our Wars!"
"Let Me at them," says
this Gung Ho Fighter..."I'm Ready!"
So,
this Night,
Halloween Night,
The Take Over Begins!
Zombies and
Vampires are
On the Loose!...
...tearing Up
Stuff...
and
Causing 'Major
Disruption!'
However,
Some Humans
...get some
'Good Licks' In!
But for the Most Part,
the Vamps
and Zoms
are
Winning!
And it seems like
more Zombies are coming
from
every where!
Who knew that
there were
so
Many!
And the Vampires
'Swoop'
in Large Numbers
on the
Unsuspecting!
So, not wanting the
Status Quo changed too much,
the 'HIZ' Dentist,
Doctor Pamela Dentista,
alerts some of her
Friends...
...who are...
...the Witches...
...and
the...
...Ghosts!...
"Oh No," the Doctor laments, as she tells some
Witches...
..."The Humans are losing
Left and Right!...We must
mobilize Our Forces!
And this
'Paranormal'
appears
and
says,
We live Symbiotically with
the Humans...and...
...if
They are All Destroyed...
there will be
a
'Total Tectonic Shift'
in the prevailing
Powers of the World,
and that will not bode well
for Us!...
I must go and
Alert
the Others around the World!"
Now,
this Witch who
is just getting the News
says,
"Well, I'm getting
'Down and Dirty'
with those
Vampires and show them
Who's Boss!'"
Now, a bunch of Witches
fan out,
over the Globe to
'Cast Some Serious Spells'
on the Vampires!
Meanwhile,
the Vampires are
having a
'Field Day!'...
...OM...
...Gosh!...
And in Los Angeles
a Secretary (?) feels
'The Rumblings '
that are
happening,
and
gets Ready and
Joins
the Fight!
Now,
it's a well known fact that
Zombies are
'Terrified of Ghosts!'...So
What do the
Ghosts do?...
They
'Scare the 'Bejesus'
out of the
Zombies!
Wait!...
...Look at this!...Even
Doctor Pamela Dentista
gets into
'The Action!'
Now,
with all
of the
'Pushback,'
the Zombies
'Hastily Retreat'
from the Ghosts,
back
to
Their Hideouts!
And even the Vampires,
who are
'Scared Stiff' of the Spells that
Witches
cast on them,
'Get Up And Go!'...
...Knowing that
They are No Match!
"Great!," says this
Apparition,
"We Ghosts and the Witches
Avoided a
'Major Earth Meltdown,'
thanks in Large Part To
the Great
Doctor Pamela Dentista!
So,
the Next Morning
Billions of People Wake up
from their Snoozes
'Clueless' as to
all of the Chaos and Mayhem
that happened Globally...
...on Halloween Night!
But!...Don't 'Count Out' President Zombie
and Queen Vampiress
and Their
'Ilk' just yet!
..."Dressing up for Halloween,
I think,
helps People
maintain a Healthy
and Balanced
Self Esteem!
We see how People Treat Us
when We are 'Something or Someone Else!'
Sometimes, we are Treated better
with Our New Look...
...sometimes not!...
One can Never
Accurately
Predict the Outcome
of What Will Happen!...
..Maybe that's what
Makes it So Special!"...
“So!...
...Vampire Report!...
…When…
… Did You…
…Start Necking?”
"Yes, My Love!...It's macabre
All Year Long
and Halloween's
the
'Icing on Our Cake!"
