Friday, November 25, 2022

Some Patients...Are Arguing Over...Who's Going To...Get The Best Presents...For Christmas!...

 








Okay!... So you got 20,000 Bitcoin

for Christmas!...

...Well...I got 


20,000 cashed out...

Bitcoin!..."




"Give Me a Break!" says

the exasperated Dentist,

Doctor Eugene Molaar, 

about some of his Patients,

"Christmas Time is 

not just about Competing Presents and

whatever, 

but some of them 

didn't get the message, and 

they

can get really 

hostile about 


Their Giftings and Their Braggings!"


"In one instance,

one kid says to another,

"I'm going to get a 


whole lotta presents


on Christmas!""


"Now a girl comes up to him and says,


"I'm gonna get 


more Presents than You!""






"And here...a guy says,

"Well, I'm going to climb 


the two tallest peaks in one day!"


And the other one responds, 

"My gift is to ride with Jeff Bezos


in Space

for a 


Short Ride!""








"In another scene,

the Big Brother yanks, "This 

Babe Ruth

Glove 


is mine! Now let Go!"

"And the younger Brother says, "No!...I...


Found it under the Tree First!""




"Now, next up,

I can't believe that one guy says, 

"For Christmas, 


I'm getting the First and Only 

24 carat Designer 


Running Shoes, ya Hear!"  

And the other guy now says, 

"Well, be that as it may, but... 


I'm getting a 

signed copy of the 

Extremely Rare 


Weezy Nike Airs!...Ha ha!""




"Now, 

this Jetsetter hints

to another,

"I Know that your


Little Penthouse with 

No View,

isn't better than 

My Bermuda


Beach 


House I just got!""









"OMGosh," says this Lady, "I'm getting 

a


One-of-a Kind 


Maybach

Concept Car!" 


And he responds back,

"Well, I'm Getting 

A Maybach 

in Red with


Automatic

Everything!"



And these guys are


Pillow fighting to see who 

goes on a Christmas Charity Date with




local Weathercaster!"




"So,"

concludes Doctor

Eugene Molaar,

"it seems that many people, 

including some of my patients,

who celebrate Christmas,

will continue

their One-upmanship, 

no matter what we do otherwise, 

because of our 

'Human Competitive Natures!'

...And this is really...you know... 

too bad!"




























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Friday, November 18, 2022

I Ain't Gonna...'Stuff My Gut'...This Thanksgiving! ...Instead...I'll Help Other People In Need...For The Whole Weekend...And More!...












 You know...I have had it up to here!

I am now...

...going to be...

the change that I want to see!


It seems sometimes that Humanity is 'Skating on Thin Ice!' 

I am seeing political discourse 

on all sides 

becoming hyper-polarized 

with a fanaticism that is 

not healthy!...And growing 

millions of people all over the World

are suffering from

housing,

clean air,

clean water,

money,

job,

and, of course,

food insecurities...all at the same time!



So, this Thanksgiving, 

I won't be 

with some friends, who 

eat a lot anyway...cramming 

our faces with 

endless portions of food...


...I will alternatively choose to help others in need.


On Thanksgiving Thursday, 

I will help out at a Food Bank, 

passing out meals 

and treats!....Ever since COVID hit, I've seen long lines of cars, 

and long lines of people, 

waiting even in the snow 

to get those needed resources.


The next day, Friday, I think I'll work at a soup kitchen 

cooking delicious 

meals nonstop!...

...Once the tasty word gets out 

though, 

there may be a rush to get in 

and get fed!


On Saturday, at a different location, I'll actually load up plates 

to those who are in line...


Thanksgiving Sunday, and, yes, 

days after that, 

I will share, 

without hesitation, some of the monetary blessings 

that I have received. 


And I must say that I won't judge 

what the recipients spend that money on!


I am going to do this and more, 

and not expect praise and thank yous,

and I'll expect nothing in return. 

Plus I won't write this off on my Taxes!...



But I do know how Karma works, 

and I pledge 

to do 

what I can 

to make this World a Better Place!












 

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The Second Life Dentist
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Second Life-Dental Blog
Fairy Tales Of The Mouth
A Thousand And One Dental Bites
Dental Comic Book
My Mouth Made Me Do It
The Weekly Dental Entertainment Program
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