Thursday, June 27, 2019

This Fourth Of July...We...'Give Proper Props'...To The 'Fabled'...Dentist/Gourmet Cook Who Brought...Good Food...To General George Washington...And His Men...During...The Revolutionary War!...

"Here You Go, President George Washington!...Your Favorite!...And...Since The Time That...You Won... The Battle of Yorktown...I Added A Secret Sauce...


...That I Know You'll Love!...







































































































“With Your Blue and White Outfit…


…We’ll both look very Patriotic


 at the Governor’s 


Star Spangled Ball!”













































































































“With all of the Things

He has Invented,


Doctor Ralph Winge, 


Who also gives Me 

‘Another Life’ 

on This Blog, 

is 


My Favorite Dentist/Revolutionary!"






























































































"These Days before Independence Day...


I have been doing

Doctor Winge's

'Fireworks' Toothbrushing Moves

with


The Love Toothbrush®


































































































“Someone asked me

to give them My

‘John Handcock!'…So…I did!... 


Then,

I read about him, 

and, 


I found out that His Signature


 almost took up 


all the space!














































“When ever I’m around you, 


...I get Liberated!... 

...Hey!...

...Can There be


...Another Liberation?”







































































































“Hey, HSR!...

...Can You tell which Two of Us 


had a Crush on You 


in High School?”







































"How do you

Like My


"Firework Feathers!"

























































































"The Flag

doesn't Make

Our History...


...Our History


Makes the Flag!"




















































































You and Your

‘I like to prune My Pretty,

Award-winning Rose


Bushes,’ 

Smiles

are

confessing that You


also Love the Smell

Afterward! 
































































This 'Revolutionary Episode'

for Today

is brought to you by 

a 'Mission Impossible' tape recording, 


that will

self-destruct after five seconds!

































































Swing on the Swings!

It's

So Much


Fun!

Some People take it...



...easy...

while others,

like the young HSR,

just

takes the



Punishment

as it Comes!





Okay!...So HSR

Doesn't really go

'Looking for Punishment!'...

but...in the end of

Some Efforts...Punishment finds

Him!...

So what's that Boy

Going to do

with Hisself?...I guess he'll

have to just keep

'Plugging Along In Life!'


But sometimes HSR is

STILL UNSURE ABOUT HIMSELF

SO HE SEEKS OUT A

'BATTLE MEDITATING EXPERT' TO

HELP HIM DEAL WITH

THINGS INSIDE

OF HIS MIND!...AND...

SO HE CAN



SLEEP BETTER!...




SO,

HE GOES TO THIS PLACE

THAT WAS

'HIGHLY RECOMMENDED,'


AND 

A WOMAN GREETS HIM,

"HOW MAY


I HELP YOU, SIR?"

"THANK YOU, AND GOOD EVENING MISS!...I'M

TRYING TO GET 

MORE POWER AND CONTROL

OVER MY THINKING PROCESSES

SO I FULFILL MY 

GREATEST ASPIRATIONS!...THAT'S ALL!"




"THAT'S WONDERFUL," SHE REPLIES,

"ALL WE WANT IN THIS LIFE

ARE THE 


KEYS TO


PROSPERITY,

PEACE AND LOVE 

AND

AT LEAST SOME

CONTROL OVER OUR EXISTENCES!...LET'S

GO OUT BACK 


WHERE THINGS ARE


A LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE!


SO, THEY GO 

INTO THE BACK ROOM

AND HSR IS REQUESTED TO GET 

INTO A COMFORTABLE POSITION.


"THAT'S GOOD RIGHT THERE,"

SHE SAYS.



"NOW, I'LL 


CLOSE MY EYES AND START TO 

'SEE' WITHIN

MYSELF" HE SAYS...



"THAT'S RIGHT!" SHE EMPHASIZES...




SO, 

HSR DRIFTS AWAY AND

FIRST SEES HIMSELF 

WITH ANOTHER


GREAT MEDITATOR!



NOW THE LADY


SAYS,

"PLEASE LET ME

 KNOW WHEN ANY

PROBLEM AREAS ARISE!"



AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY,

HSR SEES HIMSELF


DROWNING!


"I'M DROWNING, LADY!...

...PLEASE HELP!" SAYS HSR.



NOW THE LADY SAYS,

"SEE IF YOU CAN HEAR 


ANY OTHER VOICES

INSIDE OF YOU

THAT TAKE YOUR SIDE

IN THIS FIGHT!"


NOW 

HSR LISTENS TO

SEE IF ANY WORDS CAN BE HEARD

FROM ELSEWHERE

IN HIS MIND!



OMGOSH!...NOW 

A VOICE SPEAKS INSIDE 

TO HSR, "TAKE A 

DEEP BREATH AND

REALIZE


THAT YOU HAVE THE

POWER OF THE BREATH!"



SO, 

HSR BREATHES DEEPER,

THEN THE 'FALSE THREAT'

THAT SCARED HIM

SEEMS TO JUST 'GO AWAY!'



NOW, 

A PERSON

IS IN A CAVE WITH HSR


AND THAT PERSON/THING

DOESN'T SEEM TOO FRIENDLY..AT ALL!




WHAT'S THIS!...ANOTHER VOICE COMES TO HIM

TO HELP HIM

IN

HIS

'INNER COMBAT!'



"YOU HOO...HSR!...I SEE YOU

OVER THERE

WITH THAT THING!

WHY

DON'T YOU JUST COME OVER



TO ME!...WE CAN

CONNECT WITH



THE WHOLE UNIVERSE...WITH LOVE!"




WOW!...HSR IS FEELING 

LIKE HE HAS

SOME GREATER 

CONTROL OVER

WHAT

SOME ELEMENTS OF

HIS MIND

ARE 

THROWING AT HIM!...GREAT!...




NOW 

THE LADY 

TAKES A SEAT AND 

ASKS HIM,

"CONQUERING SOME THINGS,


YET?"



"YES!" SMILES THE

CLOSED-EYES HSR...



BUT...RIGHT THEN,

HE SEES HIMSELF

FALLING

WITH A


PARACHUTE THAT

DOESN'T WORK!...

AND IT SEEMS

'SO REAL!'




"FEAR NOT, MY FLYING FRIEND," SAYS

THIS LADY!...

...YOU CAN

DELIBERATELY SLOW YOUR FALL

AND


RISE UP TO MY ALTITUDE

WHERE WE CAN

BE TOGETHER!


AND HSR CHANGES HIS DIRECTION!...

...JUST LIKE THAT!...

AND MEETS

THE WOMAN

IN THE SKY!


TALK ABOUT MIND POWER!



BUT NOW...SHEESH!...HSR

FEELS THE PAIN!... OF...

REALLY BEING

ON


FIRE!


NOW HSR ASKS HIMSELF,

"WHAT'LL I DO NOW?"



AND...YOU KNOW IT...

TO HIS RESCUE

IS THIS WOMAN

WHO


SAYS, "I JUST PUT THAT

FIRE OUT FOR YOU!...

WANNA GRAB A BITE TO EAT?"





OMGOSH!...NOW HSR

SEES HISSELF

IN A

PIT OF


SNAKES!...OH NO!



NEXT, 'A WONDERMENT''

TESTIFIES



TO HIM AND

TELLS HSR TO TAKE CONTROL!...

AND YOU KNOW

WHAT HAPPENS?

HSR

'SMACKS


THEM INTO OBEDIENCE!'





NOW THE LADY SAYS,

"IT LOOKS LIKE



YOU CONQUERED

A LOT OF THINGS TODAY!...

...AS YOU WIND DOWN...

THINK OF SOME

'CLOSING THOUGHTS!"



"OKAY," SAYS HSR, "IM


SEEING YOU MEDITATE

FOR YOUR SELF,

AND

EVERYTHING'S PEACEFUL


AS WE DANCE


A BALLET!"



"WOW!," SMILES THE LADY, "SHALL

WE CONTINUE THIS

NEXT WEEK?"


"YES, WE SHOULD!" GRINS HSR...
















































































































































Love Toothbrush®                                     







































































































"To Keep All of Your Fingers and Toes...

This Year...

...please...

...be careful with



The Fireworks!"













































































It is ‘Rumored’ that

A Brilliant Young Man,

from New York,

who was a Dentist/Apprentice, 

a Furniture Maker,

and a Gourmet Cook, went by 

the name

Doctor R. C. Winge-ly.



One day in the year 1781

He and His Brother are talking,

And the Doctor’s Brother says,

“I got beat up pretty bad in the

Revolutionary War the other day!...

...But… 

…We just don’t want the British

 here ruling over Us!...

...So I’ma heal first…

...and then…

...I’ma go back out there 

and put some more of 'My Two Cents In!'"


Now Doctor Winge-ly says,

"I really admire you

Big Brother!...I think that

I'll do something

to help Our Country, too!"


And his Big Brother says,

"You...You...You're a Dentist!...You got it Easy!...

Don't go roughinin' Up

Your "Dainty Hands!'"


"Aww Shucks!," says the Doctor, "You

made me tough Big Brother!...I'm

going to 

contribute the Best Way I Can!...

I'm gonna cook some

great food for our

General George 


Washington

and our Soldiers

so they can 

'Have The Strength'

to be Victorious!"


So, the Good Doctor Winge-ly

leaves the Comforts of New York,

and he takes his

cooking utensils

and makes it 

on down to

Philly, 


then Baltimore, 


then Washington, 


D.C.,

and ends up in Richmond, Virginia,

where some people

tell him to make it 

on East to West Point

then go down the 

James River,

but 

they tell him to be careful,

because there's a

Battle going on with 

General Washington's 

Continental Army and 

many British Soldiers!



So, He travels down

the Lazy-flowing


James River

in a small boat and 

his pots and pans

and some food that he picked 

up on the way,

and he 

stops not too

far from Yorktown,

and parks his boat,

and cooks a nice meal


by the river!


But,

just then someone

sneaks up behind

Doctor Winge-ly!...


Fortunately, it's an 


American Soldier!


"What's that you're doing

there, Sir," asks the Soldier.



"Good Day There, Soldier!," smiles

the Doctor,

"I'm just fixing up some 


Vittles!...As a fine Soldier for 

Our Country,

You're more than Welcome 

to have some!"


"Why, Thank You, Sir...

...I could


smell the Fresh Aroma

of your Great Cooking

from way down the Way!"



So, the Doctor and the Soldier

talk and joke around and have fun

swapping stories,

then the Soldier says,

"I think I 

ate too much...but

I haven't had a meal this good

for a long, long time!...Hey...

...I'll

bet that General Washington 

and his Soldiers

would love Your Food!... 

I'm sure that

it would lift the morale 

of everyone

and 

maybe they'll enjoy

'Loosening their Belts'

for a Good Cause!"


"I've got plenty of food!...

...Why don't I surprise them," smiles 

Doctor Winge-ly.



"It's going to be 

a lot better on horseback, 

and 

My Family has 

a couple of good Steeds to 

get you over there!...

...Follow me!" says the Soldier.



So the Doctor packs his things and

they make it on over to

the Soldier's 


place, however, none of the

horses out front

take a liking to the Dentist.




But, Wait!...what's this!...

another horse 

steps around

from behind the barn



and looks Dr. Winge-ly right in the eyes



as if to say, "Let's Go!"



Now, the Soldier and his family say,

"You may not want

that horse, Mister!...Because

it only does what

it wants to does!"


However, The Dentist, says,

I'm going to give

this Horse a Purpose!...And...

expect him to do it!"



"Well, You can just have him, Mister,

cause he ain't no good to Us!..

He just 'Mopes Along!'"





"Well, what do you call him," asks the Doctor.




"We just call him, 'Hey, Horsey!"



"Well, after we win this Revolutionary

War thing,  I'm coming back here to

Thank You Guys Properly!"




"That's Fine, Mister...Good Luck!"



So, now,

Dr. Winge-ly takes the horse

and they

walk a while.

And He gives the horse

some fresh carrots and

apples, and...OMGosh!...The horse

just Loves It!...

But a

'Whole New Personality'

comes out of the horse,

when the Doctor gives him

some

Cherry Tomatoes!


"Hey, Buddy," says the Doctor, "I'm

calling You 'Lightning' from now on,

because

I know that You're that Fast!"


Now, Lightning

rears up

as if in real agreement!

And after He gets his

supplies and food

together...

...They're Off!



...Wait!...Has Lightning

ever run like this before?...


Dang!...



So, 

in no time at all, 

they get to Yorktown,

but there's no 

fighting at this time.

The Continental Army

has the British contingent

'Under Siege!'



"I think I'll 

Cook Up something

Special for The General 

and His men!


And after making a fire,

he makes


some Culinary Delights


that befit an

Honorable General!


Plus, 

He makes some more

of what he


made before!

On top of that, he makes something Special for 'The General!'



Now, He and Lightning

trot


 the Gourmet Meals 

over to the Army Camp

and some guys

stop Him and

ask Him what his Business is,

all the time eyeing the 

Food that was made!



"I'm just an Ordinary Dentist from

New York, showing 

My Appreciation for what

You and General George Washington

are doing for this Country!...That's all!...

...Please, Soldiers, help Yourself, and

this here


 is for The General!"



Now, the Army Men

talk among themselves,

"Should we 


just let this New Yorker

just Waltz on in and 

do this?"  And another Soldier

says, "I like his Style...and the Smell

of his Food!"


"So do I," says another One!


And a third one says, "Okay...You

wanna watch 


me Eat?"



So, 

you know that

Bad News Travels Fast, and

Good News about Food Travels Even Faster,

which means that

everybody, 

including the French Soldiers,

are crowding around to get

some good ol' Soldier food!



And General George Washington 


asks

for a second

and third helping!


Now, General Washington says,

"Young Man, My Soldiers

and My Stomach Thank You!"



But Wait!...

The British Army that's under siege

and all tired 

and 

especially hungry,

look across the Way 

and see and smell

the Excellent Food,

and Their Leader Cornwallis

agrees to surrender


If they can also get

some of that Good Food, too!



Needless to say,

Dr. R. C. Winge-ly was

busy for the rest 

of the day and 

into the night

preparing the food for the

Soldiers on both sides!



And after all of the eating was done...

...for a while...

...The Doctor and His Horse Lightning,


were declared 'Heroes!'...




 So, once again,

we have 

'Incontrovertible Proof' that

the Ways to a Man's Heart, and a

Nation's Heart,

are through their


Stomachs!






Yes!... 

...'Super Thanks' is in order

to

Our Soldiers and Their Families,

that helped to

Secure Our Country!...

...And Yes!...

Especially

to the

General and Future President

of the United States...

...General George Washington!









“President George Washington!...

You’ve…   



…Got the ‘Juice!’”









































































And the Rocket's Red Glare,


the bombs bursting in Air!





























































Hip Hip Hooray!...


...U-S-A!











































































May you have many...




..."I Grew Up not too far

from YorkTown!


and every Year


We Celebrate Our Victory there!...


Hollywood and I are 

going to a ball there tonight


And we'll be wearing costumes

of that Time Period!...


...That's why I'm wearing this


Eighteenth Century Hair Style!"...





...“Hurry Up, Hollywood!...  

…We don’t want to...   


…Miss the Fireworks!”...





"The Fireworks

are about to


come on TV!...

Do


You wanna Watch?"...



..."Hey, Hollywood!...

Wanna see my New


Revolutionary War Hero Cards!"...


...smiles!































































































"I really

Look Forward


to


'Coursing Through Nature'


With You!"































































I have been the

Tooth Fairy for… 



…all of the 


Past Presidents' Children!"





































































































Your All-important Capillaries 

just Love it When 

You exercise 

So They Can 




Remain Patent!





















































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Nothing But Relaxation.. 



 ....Is Allowed!... 



















































































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!





















































































“Wow!...With the Push of a Button… 


 …I’m Dangerous!”














































“This Hygienist tastes 
;

a Little Salty!”
































"I just sit here

and Wait...

...for the Right Time!...


Then I Strike!"









































"My 'Concentric Cuts' are just as

lethal as a


Circular Saw!"



































“Hi  there, Lady Hygienist!...Would you like to


Adopt me as Your Pet?”










































"Wow!...

...My New 

'Dental Hygiene Wars'

Designer Outfit


is 'Just Right' for Me!

It's comfortable, I can 

stretch anyway  

I need to,

and


it matches the 

Seriousness, Dedication, and

Professionalism I bring

to this Job!...

...Plus, 


...It Highlights My Attributes!"











































"Go Ahead!...

I want You

to


Scale and Root Plane Me!"
































"I routinely can Defeat



Four Hygienists

At Once!"


































"One Billion, Two Billion, Three Billon


Bacterium's Destroyed!"





























































































My Heart Gives A…   


…Burst of Love!”


































































































































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