Friday, June 7, 2019

Dentists!...Beware!...These Patient’s…Will…Bite Your Fingers!...

"This Dentist's Finger...Tastes Great!...Next...I'ma Get...That Hygienist...And...That Assistant...Over There!...Hey...I'm Telling' Ya!......


...Life Is Great!"...











































































“Let Me see…

…Don’t look a Gift Horse

in the Mouth!...


And Don’t Bite the Hand 

that Feeds You!...


…And…


…Don’t Bite the Hand

of Your Dentist!”….

















































































“To Bite…

Or 

To Be Bitten?...


...That is the Question!....


But…

...thinking about it…


I’d rather be... 

...The ‘Biter’...


...than...

...The ‘Bitee!”


























































“Doctor Report!..

…You want Me to

tell You Why I Like You?...

….Okay!...


Your Teeth and Your Smile… …and you’re Funny…  

…sometimes…


…and… …You’re 


just not like the Other Cybergraphicus Guys!”


































































































“OMGosh!” says Hollywood, “There’s Valerie coming into my ’SL’ Dream!”….

Now, HSR walks over 

to Her

and 

says, 

“Hi, Val!...May I help You?...You’re in My Dream!”


“Hollywood,” says Valerie, 

“Your ParaSubConsciousness just 

‘Swept Up’ My 

‘ParaCybergraphicus Essence,’ 

and dropped Me Here!...


...What are you up to, Hollywood?”


“Oh, Nothing Much!...," I say...

"...Just Dreaming about You…I Guess!”


































































































"Yes!...I do


Hug You in

My Day Dreams!"



















































































































































"Hi there!...

I always like

going to the

Museum

with You!


There's always something

New and

Significant  to see!...


Plus,

I get a Chance

to


see Who's Important

To Me!"





















































































"Wait!...

Is that Hollywood

on that Raft...


...coming Ashore!





















































































“I haven’t 

bitten My Dentist…   


 ...at least not yet!...  

…But, 

I have done the


'Bite the Dentist Back' Dance!"








































































You and Your

'I see some familiar Shapes in the


Clouds'

Smiles

are

Catching some


Zzzz's at Lunch!"


















































You 'Eye-Widening' Short Story

for Today

is rendered and

sung to You

by the

Neighborhood


Rooster!




















































Look At The Trapeze Artists!

It's Breathtaking!...I mean

...what if?...


...Well.. 'What If'

has already

'Been Done'

by

Our Favorite Risk Taker...


Doctor HSR!




Okay...Well...just living

is sort of Risky!

And

HSR DOESN'T SEEM

TO GET ENOUGH RISK IN

HIS LIFE,

BUT HE DOES WANT TO SEE

SOME OTHER PARTS

OF THE COUNTRY,

AND TO GET THERE

HE MUST DRIVE

ACROSS A DESERT!...

SO...HE

STARTS



IN THE CITY

AND HE IS

TRYING TO



NOT TO MISS HIS EXIT!...

THEN SOME GIRLS

WANT HIM TO


FOLLOW THEM TO

THEIR PLACE!!...

BUT HE CAN'T

BECAUSE

HE'S A

'MAN ON A MISSION!"

SO HE KEEPS GOING AND NOW

HE'S IN THE DESERT PART


AND HE STOPS AT THE NEXT GAS

STATION 

BECAUSE THE

ONE AFTER THAT

IS


FAR, FAR AWAY!

SO, 

HE GETS BACK 

ON THE ROAD

AND AFTER SOME HOURS ...

OH NO!

HIS CAR 

STARTS TO...


...GIVE OUT!


NOW, 

HE PULLS OUT HIS

PHONE TO CALL

FOR

ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE,

BUT


CRAP!...

AND IT'S

BAKING LIKE AN OVEN


OUT THERE!

AND HE REALIZES

THAT HE CAN'T

STAY HERE!...

HE MUST FIND SHELTER!

SO HE LOOKS ONE WAY

AND HE SEES


THIS!

AND THE OTHER WAY

LOOKS


ALMOST THE SAME!

"HOLY SMOKE!"...

SO,

HE WALKS ON AND ON

HOPING THAT HE

SEES ANOTHER PERSON

IN A CAR!

BUT

AFTER A WHILE,

HE'S DOWN TO

HIS LAST


BOTTLE OF WATER!

AND WITH THE SUN

BEATING DOWN ON HIM

AND

SUCH,

HE FALLS DOWN

BREATHING HARD

AND HSR SHOUTS,

"OH, GOD, PLEASE

SAVE ME!"



BUT NO ONE IS OUT

THERE TO HEAR HIM...



...THAT IS...UNTIL A WOMAN

JUST HAPPENS TO SEE HIM

AND SHE

DRIVES OVER

AND GETS OUT THE CAR AND

SHE WALKS ON

OVER TO HIM, AND

SHE SAYS, AS

SHE GIVES HIS

PARCHED AND SUPER-DRY

MOUTH SOME

DEEP

REFRESHING SIPS OF

COLD

ICE WATER  FROM A

A LARGE BOTTLE,


"WHAT'S GUY LIKE YOU

DOING IN

A PLACE

LIKE THIS!"






































































































Love Toothbrush®                                     



































































"I'm Too Tired To


...Get Up now!"






































































































Dentists!...Hygienists...Dental Assistants!...

Yes!...

...It goes without saying

that,

besides our Eyes and Things,

our Hands,


and especially

our




Fingers

help us to provide

the

Dental Care

that

Everybody Needs!




Yes!..People Need Us!...

...Teeth play Very Important Roles

in our Lives...

...especially

in the


Chewing Food Department!






And Practicing Our Profession

as a Livelihood,

gives many of us


Personal and Professional Satisfaction!





...And we are


nicely

Compensated

For It!




Some People are So Happy


after we Fix

their Dental Concerns!

And some patients may even


'Bow Down' to Us

in Appreciation!





However,

we must take care of

Ourselves,

by living

Healthy


Life Styles,

and

We must...'Watch It,'

when Patients

inadvertently

or advertently

bite their Teeth

while we are doing

Treatments on them!


Don't let your Finger

or Fingers get

Caught in an

Accidental


'Clamp-Down!'




You bet...I don't want my Fingers

Smashed


and Pulverized


to Pieces!


Our Hands and Fingers

are


Delicate Tissues!

The Muscles and Tendons



must work properly...because...

we just can't

grow



New Ones!




Now...

Patients who are in

Your Dental Chair

who really don't


want to


be there


may give 'Signals' that 

'You Better be Careful!"



People under the

Pressures of Dental Pain



or with a Serious

Dental



Phobia

have a Lot

to go through!

In reality...

...They just

only want Our Help!





"Naw, Naw, Naw!...

...Doctor Dentist!..I Ain't Playin'!...

If It Starts to Hurt Me,

I'ma


Get Up

and

Walk Out This Office!...

...Believe Me!"




Now...

we also have to

watch out for

Our Patients

who may 

be

a little


Cray-Cray!




Oh, yeah...Pet Owners and Vets


have to 


be careful, too!




So do Big 


Brothers!







Even Our 

'Global Dentist To The Sharks...

..Dr. Danny Dentation,

must exercise


'Extreme Caution and Loving Care,

...when He 'Does His Thing!...

...'Hygiening Their Denticles!''




So,

In Conclusion,

when You're

'In The Cave'

doing Treatment

and...

You feel like the teeth

may about to be unexpectedly


'Biting Shut,'

move your finger an

inch or two...

out of the way, or

take it out of the mouth in



a hurry

because

We don't


Need This!



However...

...if You don't treat

Your Patients right

and with respect,

maybe

You



Deserve This!










































































"Hi!...

My Dentist

has Me



Going In Circles!"





























































































May you have many...



..."There are

So Many Things

that I need to do Today!...


I have this, that,


and the Other Thing to do!...


I think I'll do


the Most Important Thing First!


Then...I'll 


take My Time

with The Rest!"...





..."One of My Friends

wants You to come to

her Party,


But I told her, "No Thanks!""...







“I’m a homo cybergraphicus

...just like Hollywood!...

But, 

I don’t Act Like It!...


Doctor Report tries not to 

act like one sometimes, too!...But… 


I see Him  


when his ‘Glorious and True Colors’ 

Shine Through!”...




..."Oh Hi, Dr. Report!...

...Boy, do I


have something

to Tell You!"...



...smiles!





























































































































“What am I doing Here, 

You ask?...  …Well, 

I’m just walking slowly 

and I’m Mindfully breathing in 

the Extra Forest Oxygen!...


How about You?...


You say that You’re looking for…  


…A Wild Human Animal?...Oh My!"...










































































"Don't tell Hollywood but,

I am a homo cybergraphicus

Tooth Fairy, and

I read Last Week's Post

about Us,

and



I collected all of His

Deciduous Teeth

when He was a Lad,

and...

...I still Watch Out

for, and Protect Him...at a Distance...Of Course!...




























































































"Do Three Of These...



and One of These..






































































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where She Says, 

"Hey, Doctor Report!... 


...I Have A Surprise For You!"...




































































































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!






















































































































"Wow!...

...This Mouth is

New Territory to Me!...

I'm sure glad that

the Last Guy's Mouth that I was in

kissed that Girl...

...I like Her Mouth Here...

...Much Better!...And Besides...

that Other Guy had...



'Breff Stank!'"



















"These Beasts are

Too Slow!...

...And...



I have

'Infinite Ammo!'"























"Hey, Sister Hygienist!...

When You signed up...



did You know that it

was going to

'Be Like This?'"




























"The Peridex that

this Patient is using

wipes away

My Competitors and now



My Ilk and I  are

'Breaking Our Chains'

and We are

Gonna 'Tear The Roof Off The Sucka!'"







































"When We get another

Break for some

'R and R,'...




can We 'Hang Out' again?"






















"Fly...My Little Horsie!...



...to Our Victory!






























"Wow!...

This Dental Hygiene

'Fight Simulator'


is More AI and Cyber 

than Ever!"





























"Yes!...My Trusty Steed!

We Shall Prevail!...


Like We

Always Do!"






















"Headquarters!...This is Bad!...

This New Germ

...is infecting the

Whole 'Sulcular City!'...

And I 


can't do a

Thing to Stop It!"




























"Hu-Friedy!...Thanks always

for Your


Superior Armamentarium!"




















"Don't Move a Muscle...

...Sister Hygienist!...

...There's


One trying to 

Sneak Up Behind You!"




















“Please excuse The State of My Room…

...I just 


moved into this 

Biofilm Community!”





























































































































































































































































"Peace...

Love...

and ...


'Smooches...People!




























































































































































































































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