Warning! Your Smile’s Saliva Can Set You Free Or Bust You Up At DUI Checkpoints!

-Your “to be forewarned is to be forearmed“ smile IS HERETOFORE INCONTROVERTIBLY INFORMED by your caring, reliable, option-of-last-resort HSR!-

Who would have thought!

Elements of your most precious “facial headlights”—your smile—can now actually work against you and your freedoms…

… if you have banned substances reflected and detected in your own spit while behind the wheel. The driving public is now on notice!

Starting this year, local authorities in many states will want drivers to, voluntarily or requisitely, give up a swab sample of the mouth’s inner cheek cells and saliva from divers stopped at DUI check points with a computer-connected device (maybe like this) that can preliminarily detect a constellation of more than a handful of substances thought to impair driving (including cocaine, meth, and even some sleep medicines).

Los Angeles and NewYork are watching and checking it out big-time! Other states and localities aren’t playing, either.

Many countries are trying to achieve safer public thoroughfares, too.

Drugs and medicines take time to clear out of the body. Pot , vicodin, meth, heroin, and crack all take a while to clear out of your system. After they are physiologically metabolized and filtered out, they will not offer an undo influence on the all-important judgement and reflex qualities of a driver.

A phlebotomist may be on site at the checkpoint to take clarifying blood samples, if necessary, to get to the medical bottom of anything sniffed out in the saliva, as far as the concentration of contrabands are concerned.

The author does not know what will happen to the samples once their field uses are finished, or what will happen to the DNA in the samples once obtained.

There are a lot of green-cross stores in many cities all over, and a lot of product is moved and consumed, but the authorities, and other members of the driving public, just want “clean” drivers behind the wheel.

That makes for safer streets and less accidents…and one can’t successfully argue against that!

So with that in mind…

May you have many…walk softly and carry a big smile!...the only thing you're allowed to be high on when driving—is life!...if you have too much to lose, then, as they say, keep your nose clean!…smiles!

Want Wowing, “Hollywood White” Replacement Teeth Over Your Own In Just One Or Two Steps? Try These Systems!

-The HSR helps you LOOK BEHIND THE RED CURTAIN on your “let the bright sunshine and shade slow-cook me juice-ily“ smile!-

If you are missing some teeth, or if you have some teeth with problems, and you don’t have the time, money, or inclination to properly rehab your natural set through your dentist, you might be able to benefit from some temporary teeth that cover over the ones you have.

Some of these alternatives may also help in transitional treatment, say, to protect one or multiple healing implant roots while they bond to the bone, or to stabilize teeth that need a break from the strenuous rigors of heavy mastication forces.

Some of these slip-on teeth (possibly resembling partial dentures) may require an impression from your dentist, while others may just require simple preparation steps to ready them for insertion at home.

But, no matter which device you chose, if you go that route, seeing your dental team at least every six months is the best tried and true preventive and restorative policy.

The following websites contain information on some of these relatively inexpensive, quick-fix, get-me-back-to-normal-looking solutions:

http://www.imako.net

http://www.temptooth.com

http://snaponveneers.net/snapon.php?gclid=CLuQopHe-bsCFYN_QgodmEMA2Q

http://www.snaponsmile.com

https://securesmileteeth.com

http://saturdaynitesmile.com

http://seekyt.com/getting-cheap-cosmetic-teeth-covers-dont-spend-a-fortune-to-improve-your-smile/

http://nodentistveneers.com

There is even an Internet place to help you, if you have vampirical urges, and want to look the part!:

http://www.fauxfangs.com

Just be advised that these are temporary, not permanent, and are more for show, not function.

May you have many… …if you like what you see, why don’t we…when you can’t tell a book by its cover, well then, the open the book!...fake teeth, check, fake hair, check, now I’m ready to go out on the town and find my self a real person…smiles!

Sheee! Your Smile Really Is A “10” On The Winge Orality Quotient Scale!

The HSR can actually INSTANTLY AND THOROUGHLY FANTASTICATE your “what everybody likes to look at” smile!

For a long while, you have spent your hard-earned cash and dental benefits on dental treatments and maintenance. You have also devoted many hours assiduously performing effective home plaque control techniques to minimize any problems and maximize your orthodontically-great look.

So, the mirror has been your friend, because now, every time you look in it, you’re emanating a healthy, wealthy, wise, and beautiful glow-- the best that Nature can produce, and the best that Money can buy!

Congratulations!

There are dozens of objective and subjective traits, factors, structures, and relationships within the lips and mouth, which can be diagnosed, analyzed, and recorded, to size up, evaluate, and rank on established scales of various types, including the Winge Orality Quotient.

May you have many…after poking, prodding, and sniffing around, I find that yours really is great!...don’t look now, but people are taking pictures of your “smile-o-graph” with their cell phones…your smokin’ smile’s so hot that the temperature around it is five degrees higher…smiles!

I Did A Little Dental Math…And You Won’t Believe This, But…

-The perfect sunny day HSR is ITCHING TO IMMEDIATELY GREEN LIGHT your “long-term lovely” smile!-

Brush the teeth per session for at least two minutes, twice a day 2 x 2 = 4 minutes brushed

4 minutes brushed/ day  x 30 days/month = 120 minutes brushed/month

120 minutes/ month = 2 hours brushed/month

2 hours brushed/month x 12 months in a year = 24 hours brushed in a year!

Okay! That’s at least one full day/year for all of the times brushed.

That’s what it takes to keep your “COA” , or smile, super!

What’s more difficult, however, is figuring out the time that people spend flossing per day and over a year’s time.

Let’s see about the time spent rinsing with a supportive, maybe even fluoride, rinse:          

Rinse for 30 seconds after brushing, twice a day = 1 minute of rinsing/day

1 minute of rinsing/day x 365 days a year = 365 minutes of rinsing/year

365minutes of rinsing per year / 60 min/hr = 6 hours of a mouthful/ year!

Don’t swallow any, or burst out laughing while gargling…it could get messy!

The power of math helps to put Preventive Dentistry into several perspectives!

Just a thought, but, how long does one spend reading this blog per year?

I’m not sure, but thanks for scanning these pages!

May you have many…time really does compress and fly by when you’re having fun…I don’t want a robot cleaning my teeth… meditating within that space-time interface, where every second from the future melts into a second in the past…smiles!