Friday, July 28, 2023

Thinking About...French Kissing That...Beautiful Person?...Well...You Better Read This First!...


 "Remember That Deep French Kiss 

That You Did 

Last Night?

...Well...

You Got Me and My Many Microbial Brethren From That Person As...An...

...Added Bonus!" 









Attack of the Microbes



 "Come on Food...

...just a Little closer!"




This Bacterium is 'Busted' eating too many

Peanuts at the 'Mouth Buffet!'




"For some reason, I just love the 

carbonation from the soda!"

















Love Toothbrush®       

















"I dare you to only look in my 'Red Carpet Eyes'...

...And Stay There!"...


..."Caught You!"
























"Man!.. I'm on a 


Hot Streak today!"

















Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land...




"If you don't give Me back My 

Pouch full of Teeth...  

...You'll Be Sorry!"












Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where...


...Fast New Cars are


'Broken In!'










Dental Hygiene Wars










"One Good Exterminating Slice 

Deserves Another!"





"I better wait for more Hygienists to 


back me up!"






"Wow!... 

...My Perio Professor just gave me the Highest Grade 

in the Class 


on my Research Project!"























May you have many...

...Smiles!

















Doctor Winge's...'Most Dangerous' Smiles...For 2023...Are...

Oral Anatomical Winge's Peaks...Of The Rich...The Famous...And The Very Powerful!


Can You Tell...If...People Are...'Straight'...'Gay'... 'LGBTQIA+' ...'Pan'...'Fluid'...'Cross Dressing'... 'They'... 'Non-Binary'...'None Of The Above'... 'All Of The Above'...Or...'What Ever*'...Just By... Looking At ...'Their' Smiles?''...Part 2....

The First USC Trojan Dentist To Elucidate and Name An 'Unusual' Oral Anatomy Feature!... The Winge's Peak!


'elatus labialis wingeulus'...The Winge's Peak... And Its Classification System...Part 1....


All Of The Manual Toothbrushing Methodologies Invented From 1932 to 2023!


Beautiful Spy...Tricks Dentist...To Help Get The ...'God Algorithms'...From...Google, Apple, Tesla, Amazon, And Facebook!...Part 5...(Post # 450)


The Dentist Who...Saves Christmas!...Part 8 ...(Oh No!...A Deadly Dark Matter Cloud Is Racing To...Melt Earth!…On Christmas!…But…Hopefully…This Dentist’s Plan…Will...)


The Last Secret...Baby Tooth!...Part 13...





Cyberpunk Dentist...Ralph Winge,D.D.S....Looks Into...Dentistry's...Crystal Ball!...



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Friday, July 21, 2023

Haven’t Seen Your Dentist For...Eleven Years?…Oh Boy!...Prepare For The Worst?…


"It's Been More Than A Decade Since Last Time!...

...Are there any...

 

...Landmines Before I Step In?"






Attack of the Microbes:




Some Antibacterial mouthwashes...

 really do work!


A 'Trojan Horse' cyto-molecule is now attached to this

poor unsuspecting humeral cell!



This 'Microbial Party' is celebrating

their billion

years of Evolution on Earth!















Love Toothbrush®       

















Red Carpet Scenes:



"Thank you for making my film this


Summer's Biggest Blockbuster!"


















Do you believe that some behaviors are...


genetically pre-programmed?














Meanwhile...Back In Tooth Fairy Land...


"OMGosh!...

They are giving the 'Most Hated' Tooth Fairy some...

'Flyway Therapy!'"











Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where...

...the Best...

meditative experiences are Free!












Dental Hygiene Wars:



"I'll show the that my new weapon will leave...

Scaling and Root Planing...in the Dust!"





"As soon as that 'No-good Horde'comes around that

line angle corner...


...They're Toast!"

























May you have many...

...Smiles!
















Doctor Winge's...'Most Dangerous' Smiles...For 2023...Are...

Oral Anatomical Winge's Peaks...Of The Rich...The Famous...And The Very Powerful!


Can You Tell...If...People Are...'Straight'...'Gay'... 'LGBTQIA+' ...'Pan'...'Fluid'...'Cross Dressing'... 'They'... 'Non-Binary'...'None Of The Above'... 'All Of The Above'...Or...'What Ever*'...Just By... Looking At ...'Their' Smiles?''...Part 2....

The First USC Trojan Dentist To Elucidate and Name An 'Unusual' Oral Anatomy Feature!... The Winge's Peak!


'elatus labialis wingeulus'...The Winge's Peak... And Its Classification System...Part 1....


All Of The Manual Toothbrushing Methodologies Invented From 1932 to 2023!


Beautiful Spy...Tricks Dentist...To Help Get The ...'God Algorithms'...From...Google, Apple, Tesla, Amazon, And Facebook!...Part 5...(Post # 450)


The Dentist Who...Saves Christmas!...Part 8 ...(Oh No!...A Deadly Dark Matter Cloud Is Racing To...Melt Earth!…On Christmas!…But…Hopefully…This Dentist’s Plan…Will...)


The Last Secret...Baby Tooth!...Part 13...





Cyberpunk Dentist...Ralph Winge,D.D.S....Looks Into...Dentistry's...Crystal Ball!...



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Friday, July 14, 2023

A Dentist...Likes To See...These Types Of Patients...Get Up Out Of The Chair...And...Leave Quickly!......Part 2...

 

 "You Have to..Fix My Tooth!...

...You Have To...Fix It...Now!...And...I'll Have Insurance...In...

...Three Months!"...





“Let Me first Preface 


by saying that 



I love My Patients 


and I am 


so Passionate about 


Dentally-treating them 



that, 


when I think about it… 


I’d probably do it for Free…


...Well..


..not Quite Free…


...but you know what I mean!

 



 And we, 


as Practicing Dentists, 


with 



Offices to support 



and 


Financially Profit from, 


usually can hum to the frequencies of 


our ‘Clinical Personalities! 




As we go about performing 


the flow 


of the productive work, 


and things, 


for the most part, 


we like it when it all


runs smoothly, 


with some satisfactory predictability…

 




However, 


in a small number of cases, 


a patient or two may 


present themselves as 


‘obstacles ‘


to achieving an 


efficient work pattern.





Now, 


I can understand 


when Patients 


have some 


minor complications 


every once in a while, 


yelling loudly


on the cell phone



in the chair,


but then...


there are others that 


are definitely not 


‘good fits’ 


with my Practice Philosophies!








And when things get 


too out of hand, 


those Patients 



are encouraged, 


verbally and in writing, 


to find their Dentistry elsewhere! 




And Show them the Door!




So, yes...there are some people that 


I would like to see 


leave My Office, 


not only sooner or later, 


but 


Sooner and Sooner Than That!


And dental Offices are



'Smoke-free Zones!'





Some complain about 


how they are 


wrongly treated by 



the Receptionist every visit!...





Others may think that the 


World is unfair to them, 


so they must 



‘Return the Favor!’





And some of them 


may actually be ‘too coo-coo 



for Coco Puffs!”





And some come up


with all kinds of reasons


for 



not



paying on their accounts!





Of course,


Open Hostility


is an


Immediate Disqualifier!...






And some patients say that


everybody is Rude...


when



they are the Problem!





And I have some 'Flabbergasted Colleagues' that


share some of these



Same Issues!





I can understand Disruptors of Technology, but not 



Disruptors of my Office Business!...I give them all 


referrals to satisfy Legal requirements....





So, 


however


the unruly Patients 


walk out of the Door,



as long as



they are gone...



...that's all that Matters!

 


.....





....Other Dentists also

share their thoughts on

the types of Patients that

'deselect themselves' 

as clients 

of the Practice:


"Look!...I run a very busy practice, and...

I need  the people who I treat

to act like

'part of the Family,'

...not... the

'Problem Child


of the Family!'"



"Most of my Practice depends on

'soothing the psyche'

of the Patients...

...not 

psycho-


analyzing them!... No matter

how much they 


may need it!"



"Now some of my long-term Patients 


always ask,

"Does that Procedure

really have to 


cost 


that much?"



"One time, a Patient who

seemed to doubt my abilities

was offered a choice to 

put up with me


or go to the other


Dentist across the hall!...They stayed!"




Another dentist chimes in:



"Some Patients try and ruffle my feathers!...


One of them 

told my Hygienist 

that her

breath was really toxic! And...she reacted by 


leaving for the rest of the day!...

...The same patient tried that 

same thing on me, 

then...

...I whispered the same

in her ear and

she


just 'lost it!'"



"But...no matter...my Dental Practice

is a dynamic place, 

because...

...sometimes I need my patients more than they 


need Me!"















When things get a little

'unhinged' in the Dental Setting



many Professionals take


'preventive actions!'










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