Friday, December 23, 2022

The Dentist Who...Saves Christmas!...Part 8 ...(Oh No!...A Deadly Dark Matter Cloud Is Racing To...Melt Earth!…On Christmas!…But…Hopefully…This Dentist’s Plan…Will...)





"OMGosh!...If My Calculations are Correct...

...On Christmas Day...We'll...


...All Be Goners!"...



Before he became a Dentist, 

Doctor Ralph Winge

was really excited about 

all of the Sciences


especially when he witnessed

experiments that

seemed 

too strange 

to be real!


And he is also into Astronomy,

because there are

a lot of weird and interesting

phenomena out there

that we know nothing about!


He secretly wishes that maybe one day 

he can find

a new type of star 

or something.


However, now,

as he is older and in Dental School,

he starts to visualize and wildly postulate

the Origin and Evolution of Dark Matter...

while on break

in the Dental School's 

Lunch Room."


"I know that after the Big Bang, 

there were abundant quantities of

particles and energies, and fields

everywhere...and yes, light was everywhere too...

as a matter of fact,

there was so much light 

that

there were

no Shadows...anywhere!..."


"Then, after billions of years of this,

there was a shift...

one that took huge numbers

of photons

out of circulation...and made them dark...

they changed composition

and became 'Primordial Photons'

or 

'cold, dark, inactive, and maybe a 'Little Undercover' photons' 

which are probably combinations of

weakly interacting massive particles (WIMPs)

and electro-thermo-magnetic fields!"


"I'm going to ask my friend who is an 

Astronomy Ph.D student in the 

Cosmology Department," he summarizes...


So,

Winge heads on over to the 

Cosmology Department

and he and his friend

talk about Dark Matter and

they hatch some ideas to put 

different filters 

over 

the

huge telescope lenses,

in an effort to find some...

...Dark Matter!


But...wow...

after trying a couple of filter combinations,

Winge and the 

Ph.D student see something 

...strange...and dark!

And there seems 

to be rumblings 

within itself...

and...

it looks to be getting larger,

which means that...

...Oh No!... It's coming our way!...And fast!


So, after this observation,

they agree to 

definitely meet back

tomorrow...


Then, in the Lunch Room

the next day, Winge tells some

fellow students 

what 

he has

just noticed,

and,

of course,

they don't believe him, 

especially when he says,

"I calculated that the DM Cloud will

reach Earth on 

Christmas Day!"



"You're the ultimate 'Party Pooper,'" 

they shoot back...


"Well," 

Dr. Winge later reassures himself,

"I must do something to thwart

our Planet's destruction,

and the huge loss of 

precious Life,

but I need something that

travels faster than light

to intercept that DM Cloud 

and change its trajectory

to miss and save us all!"


So, 

Winge and the Ph.D student 

find  and talk to this

Professor Emeritus in Astrophysics, who


is shunned by other Academics

because of his

'whacky and gibberish' Theories...



The Professor soon admits

with delight,

"I hoped that one day, 

someone would come to me

with this exact problem,

for which I have an...untested Solution!"



"I built this Tachyon/Axion Gun that

shoots precise Rays

which travel many times faster than the 


Speed of Light, and

when it theoretically 

hits that approaching cloud...

what will happen?...

...I haven't exactly 

worked that out 

on the blackboard 


yet...

...and...plus...

...I'm too

scared to say!"...



"Well, we need to try this invention anyway,

because 

there is no other alternative,

and it may be our only chance," they all eventually agree!...




By the way, NASA 


and the Space Force,


and other Official Sky Watching Bodies,

and people


have made no mention

of this DM Cloud fast-approaching Earth!...




So, the three of them

ready the 

Tachyon/Axion Ray Gun

and 

fire it into


the deep Intergalactic Space 

where the coming Cloud is...



And as the 

DM Cloud is

hit by the beam...

it goes

through contortions

and conniptions, but...


OMGosh!...

...The DM Cloud reestablishes 

Its energetic

core direction

and

the effect of the Tachyon/Axion Ray Gun

manages to 

deflect 

the speeding Dark Matter Cloud 

just enough to 

miss the Earth/Moon system 

on Christmas Day

and 


save our Planet!



And since Dark Matter is 

not so easily seen,

the only evidence that 

a few

people may see is a 

sort of swiftly-moving 


cloudy Sky!



And...needless to say...

...all of the Christmas Celebrations and Activities

go on


as planned around the World!



Now,

Winge sends an email to

Dr. Niel deGrasse Tyson 

to 

share the news with him.



As the Dentist types the email to the 

'Most Popular Astronomer 

out there today'

about

'Tyson Primordial Photons'

making up Dark Matter,

Winge thinks

Dr. Tyson 

just may say,

"Cold, Inactivated Photons...just sitting there?...

...Thanks for the compliment...

...I don't know...but we haven't found the answers

to that yet!...But...

...'Tyson Primordial Photons?'...Ummm...

...that's Funny!"












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