Friday, January 8, 2021

"Thanks For My Bangin’ New Smile, Dentist, Man!…Now...Girls Are Calling Me...Left and Right!"... Part 7...

“OMGosh!...What A...Beautiful Man!...And His Immaculate...Teeth!...Just Gazing At Him...Just Starts Me Up!...I Must...Think Of A Way...  

... Right Now...To”...


 




















































Admirers stand in line for Hours...



just to see the


‘Beautiful People!’


























"Skis...check...Gloves...check...

...Fun...Coming Right Up!"


































































"Wow!...I don't need no...


...Stinkin' Mountains!"
























































You and Your

‘if I like My Smile, 

others 

may like it too’ 

Smiles 

are 

checking for food 

on the Teeth!

 




















































This 

'Now I'm a Babe Magnet...Finally'

Episode is brought to you by

real 



Westminister Guards!










































































Please be careful when


...opening doors!


Great Advice!...As a

matter of Fact,

don't open the door for

Strangers, or

People who say they

are Santa Claus, 

and even for those

who say that they

are the Tooth Fairy, because...

...You never Know!


And then, there's HSR, who doesn't seem to

retain important, 

life-saving Information like that...He

needs help, y'all!

And...

..he's going to need more help in

the Post,

“Here Is What…This Dentist Wants…For…  



...Christmas!”… 

and he also 

'Breaks Out' with

'The Stupids'

before that

in

"Hey!..."What'z Dat Yu Pudding' En Yo 



Meowf?!"...Part 1..."


and,

anterior to that...

in the

the Nautical Escapades through

Mysterious and Storied Waters,

last renditioned on

"The First African American To Invent And Patent A...  


... Toothbrush—Ralph Cyril 

Winge, D.D.S.!,"...

and there,

WE FIND HSR,

SAFE AND FEELING AT HOME

ON HIS

PERSONAL PIRATE SHIP,

AND HE'S JUST

'SMOOTH SAILIN''

ON THE HIGH SEAS...



WITH HIS

DISPARATE PIRATE CREW

OF TOUGH-LOOKING,

TREASURE-SEEKING MISFITS,

MUGGERS,

MALCONTENTS,

AND MARAUDERS


AND A LOT OF OTHER

CONNIVING,

'DON'T-TAKE-YOUR-EYES-OFF-OF-THEM-FOR-A-MINUTE'

SOCIOPATHS...

...WHO ALL,

HOWEVER...

SEEM 'CLINICALLY CALMER'

WHEN OUT ON THE

OPEN WATERS



AND HSR IS NOW SAILING

RIGHT ALONG...

...AND...



...FEELING GREAT!


HOWEVER...

HE AND

HIS CREW

ARE  NOW

SAILING

AWAY FROM

AN UNFRIENDLY


ISLAND, WHERE

HE WAS BRIEFLY

LOCKED UP...

BUT THE RESOURCEFUL HSR

...ESCAPES AGAIN... 

WITH HIS SLIPPERY AND ANGLING SELF!...

AND..

AT THE SAME TIME,

HE ALSO FREES

'KING CYRIL OF MYBERIA!'...


...AND HIS DAUGHTER


 AND A BODY GUARD...

...WHO WHERE ALL HELD FOR A

...KING'S RANSOM

WHICH MEANS...AT LEAST...

TEN MILLION DOLLARS,

OR...


MOUNDS AND MOUNDS,

OF THE GOOD OLD...

...'GOLDEN STUFF!'...





"KING CYRIL," SAYS HSR...





..."WE ARE GOING TO

TAKE YOU TO

YOUR HOME

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE...

"BUT WE HAVE TO STOP

AT ONE PLACE TO REFRESH

AND GET SUPPLIES

TO MAKE

THE REST OF YOUR TRIP."




AND KING CYRIL ASKS,

"MY KINGDOM

IS ABOUT 1,000 MILES

WEST OF JAKARTAN...

WHERE DO WE GO TO

GET THE SUPPLIES?"




"WE NEED TO

GET TO SERANGETI ISLAND


AND GO NORTH...

...AROUND MALAY-KASIA...

BUT,

WE NEED TO AVOID

OTHER THIRSTY PIRATES


ALONG THE WAY...

AND DEADLY


SEA CREATURES, TOO!"...




"FIRST MATE," CALLS OUT HSR, TO HIS FIRST MATE...


"YES, SIR CAP'UM HSR!...

...I'LL DRINK TO THAT!"




"FIRST MATE," SAYS HSR AGAIN,

"BESIDE HAVING A GOOD PLACE

TO HIDE YER BREW...

...ANY RECOMMENDATIONS

ON HOW TO SAFELY AND QUICKLY

GET OUR KING HERE

BACK TO MYBERIA?"




"WELL, SIR,  (BURP!)...ME HEARS THAT

MYBERIA HAS A LOT OF

GOLD THERE,

AND

LOTS OF PEOPLE

ARE PLOTTING TO COME IN

AND CLAIM IT!...

...YOU'LL NEED TO

GET TO THE ISLAND

QUICKLY AND QUIETLY,

WITHOUT NOTICE, SIR,

AND SUMMON THE KING'S TROOPS

TO KNOW THAT THE KING

IS STILL ALIVE,

AND REINVIGORATE THE FORCES

TO FIGHT


TO

KEEP THE PEACE!"





"THANKS, FIRST MATE!...

...GOOD THINKING!"

SAYS CAPTAIN HSR...




NOW, THE SHIP'S SPIRITUAL ADVISER


CHIMES IN,

"CAPTAIN...

...YOU'RE OVERLOOKING ONE THING...

...THE "SPIRITS OF THE MARINERS"

NEED TO BE ON

OUR SIDE


...OR AT LEAST 

NOT THAT HUNGRY 

FOR US...BECAUSE 

...THEY WILL ATTACK...

...BUT, 

JUST MAKE SURE


THAT

WE WON'T BE

THEIR

'MOST FAVORITE AND TASTY'

VICTIMS!...I WILL PRAY AND GIVE RESPECT

TO THE SEA GODS

FOR NECESSARY ENDURANCE

THROUGH THIS TRIP!"





"WELL, PLENTY THANKS FOR THAT!...AND

PLEASE GET BACK

TO ME SOON

AS TO HOW WE

CAN FURTHER WATCH OUT FOR,

OR RATHER,

AVOID ANY CALAMITY!..." SAYS THE CAPTAIN...



...



SO, AFTER THE SEA AND THINGS

CALM DOWN A BIT, 

AND THE SEAS EVEN SEEM TO

'SNOOZE,'


AND TAKE A NAP,

ONE OF THE CREW MEMBERS

HAPPILY ASKS CAPTAIN HSR,

"SIR REPORT,


DID I EVER TELL YOU

ABOUT THIS TIME

I WRESTLED A

'MONSTER GATOR'...


...IN JAKARTAN, NO LESS?

AND THE GATOR WANTED ME

TO KEEP IT

AS MY PET!"...




THEN ANOTHER SAILOR SAYS TO THE CAPTAIN,

"HEY, SIR CAPTAIN!...

...I DID BETTER THAN THAT!...

"I WAS THE LAST PIRATE STANDING

AT AN ISLAND

DRINKING


CONTEST!"



"WHICH ISLAND WAS THAT?,"

ASKS THE CAPTAIN...

"THE ISLAND OF...OF...

...ENDO NEE SLEEA...

...I THINK!" RETURNS THE SAILOR...




AND THEN

A THIRD MATE SAYS,

"HEY CAP'M!...I WAS

ONCE MAROONED ON AN ISLAND...

THAT WAS FULL OF...

(SOME SILENCE)

AND ONE CREW MEMBER ASKS, "...OF WHAT?"

AND HE SAYS, "HUNDREDS OF


BEAUTIFUL MERMAIDS!"




AND EVERYBODY GETS A

GOOD LAUGH

OUT OF

ALL OF THIS

LIE-TELLIN'...

THEN

CAPTAIN HSR

TURNS A LITTLE,

AND SNIFFS THE AIR...

AND HE SAYS, "AHOY, MATES!

"THERE'S A STORM A-BREWIN'...

"WE BETTER

'BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!'"...

AND THE RAIN

STARTS SMALL

AT FIRST...


THEN THINGS REALLY GET 

SEA-SICK ROUGH!

AND THE SHIP IS

TOSSED AND TURNED

AS IF

IT

IS

AS LIGHT AS A


MARSHMALLOW!




"CAPM!," SHOUTS ONE HAND...

I SEE WHAT'S CAUSING THIS STORM!


IT'S A 

PREHISTORIC-LOOKING GIGANTIC EEL!... 

...HE'S GONNA BITE!...BUT!...



WHOA!...

...A BIG WAVE IS...

..COMING BETWEEN US...

...RIGHT NOW!...AND 

THE WAVE IS 

WASHING THE EEL...


FAR, FAR AWAY!...

"THANK YOU, POISIDEN!...



...FOR PROTECTING US!"...




NOW CAPTAIN HOLLYWOOD

TELLS THE CREW,

"WE HAVE SUSTAINED SOME DAMAGE,

AND WE'RE LIMPING ALONG...


AND WE'RE

...WAY OFF COURSE!"

"LOOK, CAPTAIN REPORT," SAYS ONE MATE


"THERE'S A PLACE OVER THERE!


SO BEFORE

THEY


DISEMBARK FROM THE BOAT...

THEY ARE

WONDERING IF

THERE ARE ANY INHABITANTS...

...OR...ANY...


...DANGERS!


...



NOW...HSR

HAS TO



DECIDE

AS THE CAPTAIN

OF THE SHIP...

HOW TO APPROACH THE ISLAND,

KNOWING THAT

HE HAS KING CYRIL AND

OTHER

'PRECIOUS CARGO!"


AND...ALSO...HIS SHIP

NEEDS SOME REPAIRS

TO CONTINUE ON!....



"CAPM!...MAY I SUGGEST,"

SAYS THE



FIRST MATE,

"A STRATEGY TO SAFELY

LAND ON THE



ISLAND?"



"PLEASE DO, SIR!"



"WELL, I THINK THAT

WE SHOULD WAIT

UNTIL

SUNSET



AND THEN APPROACH

FROM THE SIDE

WE ARE ON NOW!...

...WE SHOULD

NOT

SAIL AROUND TO SEE

IF ANYONE'S

ON THE OTHER SIDE, 

AT THIS TIME,

BECAUSE

THERE MIGHT BE

SOMETHING WE

MAY NOT



WANT TO

DEAL WIT JUST YET!"



"GOOD POINT, FIRST MATE,"

THANKS THE CAPTAIN!



SO,

AFTER SUNSET,

THEY MOVE CLOSER TO THE

SHORE,

AND THEY SEE SOME STRUCTURES

LIKE THERE

MAY BE PEOPLE


THERE 


ALREADY!...





CAPTAIN, SIR!...I'LL VOLUNTEER," SAYS


THIS LADY SWASHBUCKLER,

"TO KEEP THE SHIP SECURE!"





"THANK YOU, MATE!'

SMILES THE CAPTAIN...





NOW, CAPTAIN REPORT

AND

A COUPLE OF

HIS

SHIPMATES

WALK ON INTO TOWN TO

SEE IF THERE'S A PLACE

TO CATCH A BREW!...

AND ON THE WAY,

THIS LADY LOOKS


REAL HARD AT HSR AND ASKS,


"I'M GOING TO SIT AND WATCH THE

MOON FROM MY ROOM...

DO YOU WANT TO COME?"



"THAT SOUNDS GREAT, MISS...BUT...ME AND

MY MEN ARE GOING TO



'THROW BACK A COUPLE, FIRST!




"WELL,

MAYBE I SEE YOU



LATER," SHE PURRS!




OKAY...NOW THEY

GET TO AN

OLD TAVERN


BUT, ON

ONE SIDE THERE'S A REAL 'RUCKUS'

WITH A LOT

OF NOISE AND



DEBAUCHERY!...

BUT, ANYWAY...

ALL OF THE CREW MEMBERS

GO INSIDE

AND


THERE'S 'TAVERN BUSINESS'

GOING ON...AS

YOU


CAN SEE!







AND THIS LADY 

FROM THE SIDE

OF THE ROOM 


GIVES HSR SOME 

ADMIRING GLANCES!




"HI, YOU HANDSOME MEN!...HERE

IS SOMETHING

TO

'COOL YOU OFF!'" SAYS


THIS LADY!





NOW HSR PASSES ONE GUY 

WHO

LOOKS LIKE HE

MIGHT HAVE


HAD A PAST ISSUE WITH

THE CAPTAIN!




AND OFF TO THE SIDE

THERE'S ANOTHER


LADY WITH


'LONGING EYES!'

...WHILE...

THE BAND



PLAYS ON!...





THEN,

ANOTHER WOMAN WALKS BY

THE CAPTAIN

AND INTENTIONALLY

BUMPS INTO HIM!...

AND NOW, SHE SAYS,



"CAPTAIN REPORT!...

IT'S BEEN HOW LONG?...THREE YEARS?...

...YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE 

SUPPOSED TO 

'SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS' TOGETHER, RIGHT?

...YOU PROMISED!...

AND THEN YOU JUST


BROKE MY HEART!...WELL,

ANYWAY...WHAT ARE YOU DOING

IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?"





"HEY...I'M A PIRATE!....WHERE



ELSE WOULD I GO?...BUT...

MY SHIP HAS A LITTLE

DAMAGE,

AND I'VE GOT SOME

IMPORTANT CARGO!"




"WELL IF THAT'S THE CASE,"

SHE SAYS,



...DON'T REPAIR

YOUR SHIP HERE...

...IT'S TOO RISKY!...

...I KNOW AN ISLAND

30 MILES DUE EAST...I'M

HEADED THERE NOW!...

MAYBE WE CAN...YOU KNOW...

...TALK ABOUT 'OLD TIMES!'...

AND...

...I WANT TO SEE YOUR

TATTOOS AGAIN, TOO!...

...DO YOU WANT TO

MEET UP AT

THE NEXT ISLAND?...HUH?...



...HUH?"



AND THE CAPTAIN



IS ABOUT TO GIVE AN

ANSWER, BUT...

ALL OF A SUDDEN,

A 'BIG BRAWL



BREAKS OUT!'

AND...

HSR AND HIS MEN

LEAVE IN A HURRY

BACK TO THE SHIP


AND START

TO

MAKE IT ON

TO THE

NEXT ISLAND!

BUT...

AS THEY SET SAIL,

A WOMAN,

WHO SNUCK ON BOARD,

TELLS THE CAPTAIN,

"I WANT TO


TRAVEL WITH YOU

ON YOUR ADVENTURES!...I'LL

PULL MY OWN WEIGHT,

AND BELIEVE ME...

I CAN FIGHT!"



...




“WELL, THAT’S GREAT TO KNOW,” 


SAYS 



THE CAPTAIN, 


“WE CAN ALWAYS USE 


A GOOD SET OF KNUCKLES 


AND  A SWORD!”   




“I WILL MAKE IT MY DUTY 


TO REMAIN 



AT THE READY, SIR,” 


SMILES THE LADY PIRATE...



 

“CAPTAIN,” SAYS 



THE FIRST MATE, 


“DID YOU SEE ME 


GET A COUPLE OF GOOD LICKS IN 


DURING THE FIGHT BEFORE WE LEFT?” 




“YES, AND I SAW THAT PRETTY LADY 



GIVE YOU A 


KISS ON THE CHEEK 


AND 



A SLAP ON THE PANTS 


FOR GOOD LUCK!” 


SAYS CAPTAIN HSR.

 



“YOU GOT A QUICK EYE, SIR...


THAT HAPPENED ALMOST 


TOO QUICK FOR EVEN ME!”  




“ WELL, MY MIND 



IS MAINLY ON GETTING ME SHIP FIXED 


AND 


GETTING KING CYRIL OF MYBERIA... 



...AND HIS DAUGHTER


BACK TO HIS KINGDOM 


AND


WE’LL BE REWARDED 


WITH SOME OF HIS KING’S RANSOM! 



...SAY...FIRST MATE...


...GIVE THE ORDER TO SET SAIL 


AS QUICK AS WE CAN 


TO THAT ISLAND 


FOR REPAIRS!”   




“YES, SIR, 



CAPTAIN, SIR!”

 



SO THE SAILS ARE 



UNFURLED 


AND 


THE SHIP 



IS STEERED INTO 


THE PROPER DIRECTION,    


...AND...   


THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY! 



BUT SOON, 


THEY PASS BY 


A ‘SHIP 



GRAVEYARD,’ 


AND THE CAPTAIN THINKS, 


“I’M GLAD THAT WE’RE NOT THERE!”  




SO, AS 



THEY MOVE ALONG 


THEIR MERRY 



WAYS...   


...WHAT’S THIS?...THERE’S A CHANGE IN THE WEATHER  


AND A CHANGE 



IN THE SEAS! 


AND 


THE WAVES START TO GET ROUGH 



AND MORE 



ROUGH 


AND 



EVEN MORE VIOLENT!  




NOW 


THE SHIP’S SPIRITUAL ADVISER 



TELLS THE CAPTAIN, 


“I’M AFRAID THAT 


WE’LL JUST HAVE TO 


GO WITH THE FLOW 


ON THIS ONE, SIR!”  





AND THE CAPTAIN TELLS THE FIRST MATE 


TO ROLL UP THE SAILS 


SO THEY ARE NOT 


TORN TO SHREDS!   


“I SINCERELY HOPE THAT WE 



DON’T RUN AGROUND 



AND END IP IN THE 


‘SHIP’S GRAVEYARD,” 


HSR LAMENTS...


BUT THINGS ARE 


SO BAD 


THAT THE STEERING 



COULDN'T EVEN WORK 


IF IT TRIED


AND...


EVERYONE IS TOSSED AND TURNED 


SO BAD 


THAT 


THE WHOLE CREW IS 


KNOCKED OUT IN THE 




...PITCH BLACKNESS!  


HOWEVER, 


IN THE MORNING, 


A WOMAN 


IN THE CAPTAIN’S QUARTERS 


IS 


THE FIRST TO WAKE UP, 


AND SHE LOOKS OUT 


OF THE WINDOW, 


AND SHE SAYS, 


WIDE-EYED,


 

...“THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!”






































































Love Toothbrush®                                      

















































 

“A great smile can change a Person’s  


‘Whole Dynamic!’





































"Doctor Danny Dentation...

...ever since you added

your "Golden Proportion Prescription"

to my teeth,




Multitudes of Opportunities

have opened my way!

And I just want to say "Thank you!"




Now, the Wonderful Doctor Dentation replies,



"You have had

'The Beautifulness'

of

your Smile

all of this time...

I just added a Stylistic Flair

for an Undeniable and

Knee-Jerk

Emotional Reaction to

your Pearly Whites!"




"Tell me, Doctor Dentation...

Who made

your Smile so...

so...

Great...if I may ask?"




"Cyril Alexander," 

Doctor Dentation replies,

"I'd like for that to remain

Mysteriously Confidential!"

"I can understand, Doctor,"

replies Cyril,

"You're the Best!...

...I mean...

...you have

such a long line

of People

Everyday...

to see you...

...and that's just


to get into your

Waiting Room!"





"Well, as you know, Cyril,

I have

hand-picked Associates that help me!

Otherwise, I couldn't

make it through

the Day!"





"Well, Thanks again for my


New Smile! And...

...I'll see you soon,

Dr. Dentation!"





"Bye bye, Mr. Alexander," says


Dr. Dentation!





So, now..

I...Cyril Alexander,

am

on my way to work!

And the day is just


starting out Great!

My Grill now

is 'Too Cool!'



But, wait!...

What's this?...

A nice Older Lady

is

walking


across the street, and

some of her Groceries

fall out of her bag, right now,

and roll down the street!

Gosh!...and some Rude

Car Drivers are

'Honking! to Much!'

...



So, after looking both ways,

I run to Her

and pick up

some of her Groceries that

are rolling between her

and me,

then

I greet her

right there in the

Middle of the Street

and

I take Her Hand

and We safely walk

and make it to the Other Side!




"Whew...safe!" I think to myself!



"Thank you, Sonny!" The Lady Says, "...you're


so sweet," She cries,

as She then

continues on her way.




So, now, I walk a couple of Blocks down

to the bus stop, and

What's this!...

A pretty Bentley


pulls up along side me

and this Lady says,


"Sir,

I'm really grateful

for you helping out

my Family Member

back There!...

...The least I can do is

give you a ride

to where you're going!...Please...

...hop on in!...

...I'll take you there!"



"Why thank you, Miss!...I'll

take you up on that,"

I tell her,

"I'm

going to the

Winge (pronounced Wing) Plaza


on the 50th!"




"Great!" she answers,

"that's a couple of

minutes away!"




So I get in and we take off

and that Bentley Beast

She's driving,

swoops away

with

a large reserve of

Hungry Power!...




Now,

she says,

"I'm Dr. Stacy Lovelow!...

...But you can



call me Ci Ci!"




And at the same time,

She gives me Her card,

which I tuck in My Pocket.



I tell her, "I'm Cyril Alexander, and

I work in Future Analytics!"




"You know, Cyril,"

She says, "I'm going out of the

country for two weeks on business,

but

when I come back,

maybe we can do some

'Business and

Stuff' together!"

"Sounds great!," I tell her.





So,

we get there...too soon...

"Here's my card," I say, "give me

a call when you're ready!"




"I stay ready, Honey!...And I'll



see you when I get back!"

...


Now,

I get out of the car and

gently close her door

and she gives me a

Wink and a Smile...

...which I quickly return!"

And I give a Wide and Sincere



Stance of my Newly 'Weaponized' Smile!

So, now,

I happily



head straight to the

front doors of


Winge Plaza!

And before going in

I


give the heels

a

good clickin'!...




"Good Day, Mr. Alexander!," greets

Arnold of


Corporate Services,

"Hope you

have a Nice Day!"




"It's starting out

pretty well" I say.




Now,

I pass three Ladies

at the Main Desk...


And one of them says,

“Hi there, Mr. Alexander!

Have a nice day!”

...And the other two

give flirting, girlish giggles.




I reply back,

“Good morning, ladies…and thank you!”




Now,

I walk to the elevator button,

and press it,

and I start to think

about the businesses

that I’ll be working with today.




The elevator doors opens, and

while I step in,

the smiling Elevator Attendant asks...


 ...which floor I need, and

I say "The 50th, please!"




And as I ride up,

I take out Ci Ci’s Business Card

and look at it...

It reads,

“Unlimited Assests Management, Where For A Fee, You Don’t Lose A Dime,”

President and CEO Stacy Lovelow,

Doctorate in Finance, Monaco, France.”




“Whoa!," I think...

She’s Definitely Big Time!”



As I leave the elevator,

the attendant says,

"One day, you tell me

 the name of your Dentist, Okay!"



I reply, "Sure, He makes the world

a Smilier Place!"




And wouldn't you know it,

as soon as the door opens,

and

I exit the elevator and

round the corner,

I almost bump into

Reebee,

a hot co-worker

that has her eyes on me,

or maybe it's just my Smile...

but

anyway... she says,

"Oh, excuse me Mr. Alexander, ha,

we almost Bumped!...


I know you have insurance!," with a big smile.




"Aww, Reebee,

you know you're the best!

And Good Morning!

I have to make

a couple of calls,

but

I'll get back to you!" I respond...



"Promises, promises, Mr Alexander!," she lets out.



So,

I get to my desk,

and have a sit down

in my comfortable and

ergonomic executive chair,

and get busy.

But

before I could make it to my second Client Call,

our group Secretary alerts me that

I am to report to

the V.P. of Future Analytics Research...

...pronto!...

So,

I go up to

the 65th floor,

and

I check in with the Secretary there,

who greets me,

"Good Morning, Mr. Alexander!"...


...then

I sit down in the Reception Room....

and the Receptionist,

I notice,

takes a couple of Glances

My Way

and asks me,

"Do you know a Dentist

by the name of Doctor



Dentation?...

...Because,

I notice that you have the

"Starlights Smile Teeth Curvatures Package!"




"Well, yes, I do!," I continue,

"And I see that you opted for His

"In Motion Smile Package."

I could recognize it on you

right away!"




The Executive Assistant then confesses, "Dr.



Dentation

showed me how the

Architecture of the Teeth

creates and synergizes

with the energy, impact, and the emotions of the viewer...

...Oh, Mr Alexander...I want to ask you..."



And,

just at that moment,

a discreet Buzzer lights the Secretary's phone up,

and she says,

"Mr. Alexander, let's talk more later...and...

...nice speaking with you!...

Dr. Lola is able to see you now.

Please...through the double doors."




"Thank you very much!

Your smile's a Winner, Young Lady,"

I exclaim to her,

as I get up out of my chair

and head to the richly appointed Oak Doors.

I keenly notice

that the floors are shiny Marble,

Straight from Italy...

...I can tell!...

And the View from

15 floors higher

makes a Big Difference!




Now,

I walk to the V. P.'s entrance,

and I slightly pull on

one of the doors,

but

both of the very heavy Paneled Doors

open together...

...with the greatest of ease!...




"Wow!,"

I exclaim to myself,

"is this place Laid Out...or what!"...

...as I walk into the office...


"You, hoo, Mr. Alexander!...

...I'm on this side!...

Hi there...I'm Dr. Lola, V. P."...


And I respond back,

"Hi there, I remember you...

I met you

at a Meeting

a couple of Months ago!"




"Good!" she says and adds,

"I have noticed your newly inserted Algorithms, and

how they seem to 

better predict

Our Clients' Actual Sales Numbers

by almost 400%...

And...

your Simple Sales Tips

for all of our Clients

have significantly increased

each of

their Gross and Net Profits!

I want to thank you

for your Progress,

and,

the Board of Directors

has noticed this too!...

...They just

...'Quadrupled'

your Pay Scale, too!...

...I need you to work directly with Me...

...if you don't mind...

so that we

can continue to

Pleasantly Surprise

our existing Clients,

and to

deepen our Roster of Large Multinationals!...

...Your New Office is now

on this Floor right next to Mine,

just in case I need your Input,

quickly..."




"Why thank you, Dr. Lola!

All of these good things are

happening so very fast!"

 I admit.




"Oh, please, call me Geena!...

I'd say that things are coming

along quite well,

too, Mr. Alexander!...

...How about we talk about it

over lunch...at Ronaldo's!"


"You mean the one at

the "Top of the World" Building?"

on the 90th floor that rotates?,"

I inquire, wide-eyed!


"Yes...that's the one!"

says Doctor Lola, and she continues,

"Why don't you go

check out Your New Office

and get Comfy!...

...I'll see you at Lunch

with another V.P., in a bit,"

Dr. Geena Lola assures me...

...and she gives me a Sweet, Sparkling Smile

that goes well



with her Sparkling Eyes!...




"Let's eat together at Lunch then,"

I smile back!...



...



Now,

I walk into a Nice Hallway


and I reach My

Office's

Reception Room...


OMG!...



And now,

I enter the actual Office Suite, and

..."Somebody stop me from Fainting!,"

I exclaim, when

I see this!...


"Top of the Morning to you,

Mr. Alexander!," 

says this Lady,

"I'm


Vera...your New Executive Assistant!

I am here

to get or give you


what you want


when ever you want


and however you want it!


just as long as you 

keep coming...


...up with those Algorithms!"




"Well, thank you, Vera!...

...Nice to meet you!...

Now," I Smile, 


...as I take off my jacket,

"Let's make up some more 

Amazing Algorithms!"


...



So, now,

I go to a huge Blackboard

and 

just start scribbling down

the things that come to

My Mind concerning

all of the 

Central and Peripheral

Factors that go

into My Client's 

needs for Success,

and,

how to obtain them,

with differing

Financial Scenarios,

and,

after about 

forty-five Minutes,

I almost run out

of room 


to Calculate!



"Can I point out 

Something, Mr. Cyril Alexander?"

the Secretary


asks, as she sharply examines

his calculations in the

low left hand corner...



"Sure, Vera, Please!" I inquire...



"When I look

at your Factoring in of 

Seasonal Demand Variations versus

Minimal Consumer Demand,

and Availability on World Markets,

We might want to 

add a


Modifier to

Account for

Market Vacillations!"



"Miss Vera, I had 

those Intricacies in

the Back of my Mind!...Thank You!..."

says Cyril, "I'll accommodate those Factors,

and I'll also hone in more on

Weather Variations and how they

may affect Regional Supply-Chain Dynamics!"




"I really like the 'Global

Inclusivity Platform',

that you employ, Mr. Alexander!...

It's like 


a 'Breath of Fresh Air!'" says Vera!...



"Thanks, Vera...all I need to

add now...

is the...

...Secret Sauce!"



"Yes!...And all of this

'Technical Talk' has Me...

...So Excited," Vera grins!...



...And they both laugh some...

...but...

...now, 

Vera's phone rings, and 

She Answers, then

says, 

"Mr. Alexander, You're

needed immediately

in the Presidential Suite

on the 95th Floor!"



"I'll be right back, Vera," says Cyril, "we are

really

'Hittin' a Groove!'"



"Yes, We are!...I'll

See Ya!" she Smiles back...



So, now,

Cyril

boards the Elevator, and tells the

Lady, 

"Hi there!...

95th Floor, please!"



...And She says,

"95th Floor?...You must

be in Big Trouble,

or,


be in 'Good Books!'"



And they both laugh,

then Cyril says

"I hope I'm in

'Good Books!'"



Now, as he 

gets off

on the 95th Floor

he goes, "Wow!...


...This View is...is...Sick!...

...I can't even believe it!"



"Mr. Cyril Alexander!...Nice to see You,"

beams This


Lady, "Welcome to the

President's Office!...Wow!...

May I ask...where did You

get Those Teeth?...They're so

Wonderfully 

Bright!..."



Cyril Alexander then

answers,

"My


Dentition is

Courtesy of 

Doctor


Dentation!"




"I've heard of him," She lights up, 

"...He's the one

who has Specific

'Smile Packages' to

order for 

'Custom Curvatures'

for Unlimited and Beautiful Variations, right?"



"You got that right!" grins Cyril.




Then She says,

I'm sure that We'll talk more!...But...

...for now...

Please present yourself through the Double Doors

and see the President of Our

Corporation!"



"Thank you very much!" says Cyril...



So he walks on in

and...Can you believe it!

"This is how the 'One Percenters'


have it

in the


Stratosphere," Cyril thinks to himself.


"Please come in, 

Mister Cyril Alexander...
  

and make Yourself Comfortable!...

I'm La Rich DuPont!"...



"Everybody knows who You are 

Miss Dupont!" Smiles Cyril.



"Be that as it may," 

Miss DuPont surmises, 

"You need to know

that You, almost singlehandedly,

have increased our Profits

by 


4 Billion Dollars in the

last 60 days, 

and all of your Clients

say that 

Their Profits are

'Avalanching,' too!...

...Mr. Cyril Alexander...

...to  Achieve 'Continuity of Our

Corporation,' I am prepared to 

make You an Offer, that I hope You 

won't Refuse!"...


"Well," says Cyril, sensing that his Net Worth 

is about to Skyrocket, "that depends on the Offer!"


And just then, he looks quickly 

at His Vibrating Cell Phone, 

and...

...it's that Billionaire Ci Ci he just met!...


So now Cyril is being Courted by

two Billionaires in  One Day...

which makes him


crack a Very Grateful Grin!




And now...Miss La Rich Dupont

whispers,


"Should I take your

Dashing Smile...

as a...

...Positive Sign?"



...



"I like to Think So," I say...

"Why don't I take a little bit of

time to think 

about things!"



"Yes, Mister Alexander,"

understands Miss DuPont,

"let the decision

come from

Your Heart!...

...See You Tomorrow, Sir!"


So,

on his way out of the 

building,

He meets a Lady He knows

in the Lobby,

and she says.

"Mister Alexander,

I'd like to

'Throw You

Something!'...


...Here!"



"Thanks, Babe!...

...Back to You!...

...I'll see You tomorrow!" I smile!



And as I 

walk with Anonymous People

down the street,

I think aboutt

CiCi and Miss DuPont...

...In some ways 

they both

may share a common philosophy

about Capital Preservation...

...Like any Billionaire,

they both will

stand up and 

notice if any 

'Silly Stuff'


happens with the Money!



Now with all

of this

'New Money'

Dangling in 

his Face,

He thinks,

"I'm going to

need to 

Upgrade some things in

my Life...

...like a Car!...Maybe...

I could get a Ferarri

and Drive the Streets


like Nothing 


Else!...

Or I could get a 


Rolls Royce

and maybe


develop a 


Super Ego!






But...

for right now,

I'm taking the Subway Home

which is

boring at times,

and at 

other times,

it's 

not

so


Boring!


So, I get off of the train and

head to My Favorite  

Diner to get a

tasty Meal!


So he eats like

there's no

tomorrow,

and after washing his meal

down with some ice water,

a lady comes and sits across

from him and says,

"Young Man...You eat like


You have a lot 

on Your Mind!

...With all of your Attributes

that I see about You...


...A big Question in front of You is...

'Do You want to

be around 

'Big Money,'

or do You want

...a 'Delicious Mystery?'"




And he thinks to himself, 

"Well,

I do have some Decisions 

that

I need to make...

...and Soon!...


































































May you have many...

... Smiles!













































































"I am going to meet

someone new

...and...

..I'm So Excited!"







































































































































































"Here's the 

'Bacterial Onslaught'coming Now!...


I'm going to 'Unleash The Swirl!"... 














"There She is!...

Hey Guys...


...She's Mine!











Exploring in 'Uncharted Thought Territory,'

the Winge Institute Student ponders


Questions and answers 

on an Interplanetary Scale!...
















"Sterilizing Swirl...


...Do Your Thing!"














This is the Best

Baked and Barbecued...

...Hygienist I've Ever Had!"












On Planet Eon

in the 

Zoomeria Cluster

the Weather may be inclimate...

...but...

...the Message and Mission are Clear!...


“Captain Hollywood Report...the Celestial Command Center 


has orders for you 


to track down and 


take possession of the 


Stolen Wingnium Shipments 


which can... 


as You know, 


turn Whole Planets and Solar Systems 



into Cosmic Dark Matter Dust!...

...Your Ship is waiting for You!...


Are You ready, Sir?” She Asks...  


“Well, I guess so,” answers the Captain...



...So goes Life

in the Big City,

on Eon


and 


on Earth!












































































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