“Come To Me...My Dear!...Even Though...We Are Lost...On This Splendid...and Pretty Island...With Unknown People...Chasing Us...For A...Buried Treasure Map...I’m...
...Loving You...
...More And More!”...
“On the Red Carpret, I can
make any Face I want!”
“First, it’s the Rain, and next...
...it’s the Snow!”
“With these Perfect Waves,
I ain’t leaving!”
You and Your
'I Like Hallmark Cards because they express concisely the Feelings
that I have!
Smiles
are
as Happy as a Lark!
This
'I'm for You and You're for Me'
Episode is brought to you by
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Good Relationships!
There's Lots of Fun
To be had in
Paradise!
It's a Place
Where Everything's
Supposed to be
Beautiful!
And You
and I,
My Dear, are here!...
...On this Island
That should be
Called 'Perfect Paradise' Island!
Because, I look at the Sweet
Sun...
And the
'Toes-Friendly' Sand...
and the
Cooling Touch
Of the Wind,
And the Periodic and Refreshing
Sets of Rain!
And
Especially
Your
'Too-Good-To-Be-True'
Smile!
But,
Since we've been here,
Some strange things have
Happened!...
And it all started
Right after
I found a
Treasure
Map!
But I come into
Possession of the Map
The Old-Fashioned Way!...
I found it!...
...With the help of a
Old and Wise
Seagull,
Who got and kept my attention
While my friend
Was Wading in the Water!
The Seagull walked me
To where the Bottle was,
and Pointed it out to Me!
"What's This?..." I asked my
Surprised Self..."a Long Lost
Pirate's Rum Bottle!...I
Wonder What's Inside?"...
So I take off the Cork
and Pull out a...
Dry Piece of
Paper!
...A Map!...Wow!...
...
However,
This Island is not
Without some 'Prying Eyes!'
...Because a Little after that,
Some People
Came Looking for Us!...
They
found my Girlfriend
and Now,
They are looking for me...
...And The Map!
So I Automatically
Get Real Brave
And dare them
To
Come and get me...
...And the Map!
Now, as they chase me,
They pull her along,
With her screaming and
Trying to get away,
And the Three of Them all
Fall into some Quick Sand
And both Men
‘Go Under!’…But,
My Girlfriend stays afloat
Long enough for me to
Grab a branch
And pull her out!...
I Do Not,
repeat,
Do Not
want this
to happen to Her!
So,
Hip Hip Hooray!
She's Free!
Now,
We Hug each other tight
Like
We really, really
Mean it!
We came so close
To losing each other,
But
That, Gratefully, didn't happen!
So, We
'Celebrate'
Our Love Again,
Before We move on!
Then, We
Walk fast from there,
Thinking that there may be
More Security Men
Looking for us and the Map!
So, we walk along a
Tree-lined ridge
Along the Beach,
And, once again, We
‘Gasp at the Beauty’ of the
Island’s Ocean!
Now, after passing a
Nice Waterfall, and some
Birds playing in
The Sun,
We come across a
Possible Place to Hide!
So we enter the
Small Cave Entrance
And...Wow!...
What a
Pretty
Sight!...
And there's...Water!...
Now, We bend down and take
Several refreshing Gulps
From an Inviting body of that
Fresh, almost-too-good-tasting
Water!...
It's Delicious!...
But Wait!...
Something's in the Water!
And
It's making us
'See Things!'..
Like...like...This!
Almost like the
Place is
Now...Magical!
With Pretty 'False'
Colors!
And as We
Walk some more
In this Underground Cavern,
We both 'See'
Things that may
Really be there...
...Or Not!
But after a little more walking,
...Whoa!...
...I see Something!...
...Is that a
...Creature of some Sort?
Well, any way, we turn and
Walk another way...
and see this
Disneyland-kind-of Place!
And after all of this
New 'Sensory Overload,'
We both decide to sit down
Under a 'Fantasy-Looking Tree,' and
Rest a little,
For the first time
Since We landed
On this Island!
And that Rest that
We
Are now taking,
Adds more 'False'
And 'True' Colors,
in Our Minds,
Than I could ever Imagine!
And, Thankfully,
In our Adventure,
We are 'Safe In Each Other's
Tight-Squeezing Arms!'...
...
On the island,
We wake up the next morning
and relax watching
the hypnotic ocean waves
and do the things that lovers do,
then we walk by
some quick sand
pits,
and further along,
in one place,
I step on something
that makes an unusual sound,
and I look around to see
if anyone is around,
then we uncover what
seems to be a
Treasure Chest!...
...Yes!...We are at the place
on the map where
'X'
marks the spot!
So,
we
open it
and we can’t believe
what
we see!
Now,
we both take just
a few coins out,
then close the chest
and cover it with sand and
some palm tree fronds
then we plan to
have them appraised
by
an antiquities dealer back home!
Okay...
as we walk more
along the Beach,
we see...
...Wow!...
...An empty sail boat,
with no one around...
"Hey, let's leave them
a
fat coin or two
to pay for the boat,"
I propose..
But...
just as
we are about to
walk toward it,
a storm comes
with a
serious surge,
the kind that can take
everything away,
so we take cover
in a makeshift shelter
that we are now
hastily constructing!
“I was going to ask her out, but, I took too long, then someone
else did!...Crap!”
Welp!...
Some times, when you gotta move
You gotta Move!
Don't be caught
'Flat Footed!....like HSR is..a lot!...
Like in,
and before that
in,
and,
and henceforth
beyond that
in
and...
...earlier...
where it all seems to start,
in
and there
is where
HSR IS AGAIN UNDER
THE ILLUSION THAT HE
CAN JUST TRAVEL
THE WORLD AND
DO THIS AND THAT
WITH NO COMPLICATIONS
OR TIGHT SPOTS...
AND
THIS TIME,
HE STRETCHES HIS LUCK
WAY WAY FAR,
BY,
ON A WHIM,
SAYING TO HIMSELF,
"NOW,
WHILE I'M ON BREAK FROM
THE GREAT
USC
SCHOOL
OF DENTISTRY,
I JUST FEEL LIKE
SAILING DOWN
ONE OF THE LONGEST RIVERS
IN
EUROPE!...THE
DANUBE RIVER
USING JUST A SIMPLE WOODEN
DINGY!
SO,
HSR FLIES OUT TO
GERMANY, AND TREKS OVER TO WHERE
THE
MEETS
THE BREG RIVER
IN DONAUESCHINGEN,
GERMANY,
IN THE BLACK FOREST
AREA
AND
WHILE THERE HE
SEES SOME OF THE
SWABIAN-ALEMANNIC
CELEBRATION
FESTIVAL,
TAKING PLACE ON THE THURSDAY
BEFORE ASH WEDNESDAY
AND WHILE THERE
THIS LADY
WHO WORKS AT THE MODERN ART MUSEUM NEARBY,
TAKES HIM THERE
TO CHECK OUT THE ART!
AND AFTER A WHILE,
HSR GOES BACK OUTSIDE
FOR SOME AIR...
AND A PRETTY LADY
STARTS TALKING TO HIM
AND HE TELLS HER,
"I WANT TO
TAKE THE DANUBE
"ALL THE WAY TO THE BLACK SEA!"
AND SHE SAYS,
"MY, YOU HAVE AN
ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT...AND
IN A FOREIGN LAND, TOO!...
SIR...
...YOU'VE GOT
SOME REAL...
CARBONS AND STEELS!"...
THEN,
SHE ASKS,
"HAVE YOU KISSED
A GERMAN WOMAN HERE, YET?"
AND
HSR CAN ONLY GET OUT,
"I...I...I..."
THEN,
SHE MOVES IN FOR THE
"SOFT KILL!"
AND HSR IS, OF COURSE,
TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY!
...
SO, WHEN THEY FINALLY
COME UP FOR AIR...
...SHE SAYS,
"I JUST WANTED
TO SHOW YOU THAT
GERMAN WOMEN
ARE VERY PASSIONATE!"
"I SEE!"
IS ALL THAT
HSR COULD GET OUT...
"WELL, SIR, THE BOAT WHARF'S
THAT A WAY!
...AND SIR"...
AS SHE
BLOWS HIM A
GOOD ONE,
"ICH LIEBE DICH!"...
THEN,
SHE
DISAPPEARS AWAY...
SO,
HE STANDS UP AND
TRIES TO CALM DOWN!...
AND SAYS TO HIMSELF,
"BOY SHE IS SWEEEEEEEEET!"
THEN,
HE GOES
TO THE BOAT PARK
AND HE
MEETS A WOMAN
WHO SAYS,
"YOUNG MAN, YOU'RE
GOING DOWN
THE RIVER HERE
TO ITS END?...
I LIKE YOUR SPIRIT!...
...HOW ABOUT YOU USE
THAT BOAT OVER THERE...
FOR FREE!"
AND SHE CONTINUES,
"I WANT YOU TO LOVE
AND EXPLORE
OUR COUNTRY, SIR,
AND, PLEASE...
BE CAREFUL!"
...
SO, AFTER THANKING HER,
AND
TALKING
A LITTLE BIT MORE,
HSR TAKES OFF
DOWN THE DANUBE ...AND
HE FLOATS
A WHILE
AND
SEES MANY
PRISTINE SIGHTS
HERE AND
THERE...
MEANWHILE,
AS IT'S
GETTING DARKER,
HE COMES ACROSS
AN ISOLATED ISLAND!
AND
AS HE
SLOWS DOWN BY IT
A LADY COMES OUT
AND SEES HIM AND SAYS,
"HI THERE,
SAILOR BOY...
IT'S OKAY TO
TIE YOUR BOAT
AND COME ON UP
FOR SOME SHELTER
BEFORE IT
GETS TOO DARK!"
"THANKS A LOT, MISS!"
SAYS HSR...
AND OVER SOME HOT CHOCOLATE
SHE SAYS,
"MY NAME IS MISCHA!"
AND
HSR SAYS,
"MY NAME IS HOLLYWOOD!"
AND SHE SAYS BACK,
"WELL, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO
WATCH MY
BIG SCREEN?"
...
...SO THE NEXT MORNING, MISCHA
WALKS OUTSIDE
TO LOOK AT THE WATER
FLOWING BY HER ISLAND...
AND HSR WAKES UP AND
JOINS HER AND
THEY BOTH LOOK
AROUND AT THE PRETTY
WATERS,
AND AS HE STRETCHES
WITH THE MORNING SUN,
HSR SAYS,
"YOU SURE DO
HAVE IT NICE HERE!"
AND MISCHA SAYS,
"EVEN THE WATER
SINGS
A LITTLE SWEETER
WITH YOU HERE,
HOLLYWOOD...I
THINK I'LL WHIP
SOMETHING UP
IN THE KITCHEN!"...
SO, MISCHA GETS BUSY...
THE NEXT DAY...
MISCHA SAYS TO HSR,
I KNOW THAT
YOU'RE A RESTLESS,
AND
TRAVELING MAN,
HSR, BUT,
WHEN YOU'RE
BACK THIS WAY...
YOU'RE
ALWAYS WELCOME!"
SO, AFTER HE
LEAVES
AND
HE'S FINALLY
ON THE WATER AGAIN,
HE QUICKLY
RECONNECTS
WITH ITS
PEACE AND QUIET...
AND HSR
REMEMBERS HOW
HE USED TO
GO FISHING A LOT!
AND HE PRAYS
AGAIN FOR
A SAFE JOURNEY...
AND THE PRETTY SKIES
SHOW THEMSELVES
LIKE THEY DO
NO WHERE ELSE!...
THEN,
SUDDENLY,
SOME CLOUDS JUST QUICKLY
PASS OVER AND
'GIVE IT UP!'
AND HSR DECIDES TO
PULL OVER
TO
THE SIDE A BIT,
AND PULLS THE BOAT UP
OUT OF THE WATER...
BUT,
RIGHT THEN,
HSR
HEARS A WOMAN CALLING,
"HELP ME, PLEASE!!"...
AND THE VOICE IS
COMING FROM THIS
CAVE...
SO,
HSR QUICKLY GOES IN THERE
AND HE CALLS OUT,
"ARE YOU THIS WAY?"
AND THE WOMAN SAYS,
"YES, KEEP COMING!"
AND HSR PERSISTS
PAST
SOME MORE ROCKS
AND HE FINALLY
GETS TO HER
AND FINDS HER
PARTIALLY UNDER A ROCK
WHICH HE PROMPTLY REMOVES
THEN,
SHE GETS UP AND
PROFUSELY
THANKS HSR,
"YOU SAVED MY LIFE, MISTER!...
I MIGHT NOT
HAVE MADE IT
THROUGH THE NIGHT...
PLEASE...
COME WITH ME
TO MY PLACE
FOR SOME REST!...
SO,
AS THE SUN GOES DOWN
FOR
A NAP
OF ITS OWN,
HSR AND HIS NEW FRIEND
EXPERIENCE
THE VIBRANT AND
ATTRACTIVE NATURE
OF
THE SKY...
...AND...
...THE DANUBE!
...
SO,
THE NEXT MORNING,
AS HSR
IS ABOUT TO LEAVE,
THE WOMAN SAYS,
"THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
AGAIN,
FOR SAVING MY LIFE,
HSR!"
AS SHE PROFUSELY
HUGS HIM OVER AND OVER!
NOW,
HE FINALLY
GETS BACK TO HIS ROW BOAT
AND RESTARTS HIS
JOURNEY DOWN THE
DANUBE
RIVER!
WITH ITS
PRISTINE SELF!
SO,
HSR'S LAZILY DRIFTING
DOWN THE RIVER,
WHEN HE
IS INTERRUPTED BY
A LOT OF
FISH NOISE!
IMMEDIATELY THEN,
HSR GETS OUT
HIS ROD AND REEL
AND, YES!...
HE GETS HIM
ONE!
"GREAT!," HE SAYS...I'M HUNGRY!"
SO,
HE PARKS HIS BOAT
AND
HE MAKES A
CAMPFIRE AND
AFTER COOKING IT
AND ADDING SOME BREAD
HE,
OF COURSE
"WOLFS IT DOWN!"...
AND OF COURSE,
HE FEELS A LOT BETTER!
"WOW!...LOOK AT THAT
PRETTY RAINBOW!"...
NOW, WITH SOME
HEAVY EYELIDS,
HSR FALLS
GENTLY ASLEEP
AND STARTS TO
DREAM ABOUT STUFF
LIKE,
BEING ON THE RIVER
AS A KID,
AND
WITH HIS COUSIN,
THEN
HE DREAMS ABOUT A
TEACHER BACK HOME,
THEN,
UNDER THE
"HEY!"
WHAT'S THIS!"
"OH, NO!...
I'M
FALLING!"
NOW, HSR IS PROMPTED TO
WAKE UP!
OH, NO!...WHAT'S THIS?...
...HE SEES HIS BOAT
STARTING TO
DRIFT ALONE OUT
ON THE RIVER,
SO,
HE QUICKLY
GATHERS HIS THINGS
AND
GETS IN THE WATER,
AND FINALLY
CLIMBS ON BOARD...
"WHEW!...THAT WAS CLOSE!"
HE THINKS
TO HIMSELF...
BUT...
AFTER
A WHILE OF
JUST GOING ALONG...
HSR SEES A
CATARACT!
OH NO!
AND DOWNSTREAM
HE CAN HEAR A BIG
AND DANGEROUS
WATERFALL!...
..."WHATAMIGOINGTODONOW!"
...
SO,
WITH A LITTLE
QUICK THINKING AND
QUICK ACTION,
HE
GETS THE BOAT
AND SUPPLIES
OUT OF THE
WATER,
AND CARRIES THEM
DOWN STREAM
PAST THE WATERFALL...
AND ALONG THE WAY,
HE SEES
A FAMILY A WAYS AWAY!...
...AND A
BIRDWATCHER!
SO, AFTER A
LITTLE MORE WALKNG,
HSR
SETS HIS BOAT DOWN
AND THINKS,
"WOW!...WHAT
A PLACE!"
SO,
AS HE SEES
THE QUIET RIVER
AGAIN,
HE LOADS
HIS SUPPLIES INTO THE
CRAFT ,
THINKING,
"FISHING IN A PEACEFUL PLACE
ALWAYS APPEALED TO
THE GUYS
IN MY FAMILY,
ESPECIALLY
MY GRANDPA!"
"OH MY,"
THINKS HSR,
"THIS RAIN
SURE IS
TASTY!"
BUT
BEFORE GETTING
INTO HIS BOAT,
HE
WADES IN THE WATER A BIT
WHILE ENJOYING
THE DROPLETS!...
NOW...
...A WOMAN LEISURELY
FLOATS BY
AND LOOKS
AT HIM
DOWN IN THE WATER
AND SAYS,
"YOU ARE AN
ADVENTURE SEEKER...
I CAN TELL!..
...WOULD YOU LIKE TO UNDERTAKE
A 'SURREAL JOURNEY'...NOW?"
AND HSR SAYS,
"THAT DEPENDS!...
THEN SHE SAYS,
IF YOU DARE, LET US
EXPLORE
THE DANUBE'S
MYTHICAL ISLAND...
...RIGHT...
OVER THERE!'
...
AND SHE CONTINUES,
“YOU MAY
JUST COME AWAY
WITH SOME ANSWERS
TO QUESTIONS
THAT YOU HAVEN’T EVEN
THOUGHT OF YET!...AND…WHAT’S LIFE
WITHOUT
A LITTLE BIT OF MYSTERY?”
SHE ADDS…
“WELL, MAYBE JUST THIS ONCE,” HE OFFERS…
SO
THEY PARK THEIR BOATS
ON THE EDGE OF THE ISLAND
AND
HE LOOKS AT HIS WATCH,
WHICH SAYS 11 AM,
AND
ON HIS FIRST STEP
ONTO THIS STRANGE ISLAND,
SHE SAYS,
"PLEASE...
...CLOSE YOUR EYES...
AND TAKE
THREE DEEP BREATHS
OF OUR
'BIO-TONIC ATMOSPHERE!'"
NOW,
AFTER DOING SO,
HIS MIND SEEMS TO BE
ENTERING INTO
AN 'ALTERED AND MORE RECEPTIVE STATE'...
...HE SEES A VERY
UNUSUAL CREATURE,
AND WITH NEXT STEP,
HE OBSERVES
SOME PLANTS THAT
DON’T LOOK REAL…BUT
MAYBE ARE!
NOW,
HSR LOOKS AT THE WOMAN
AND
HER 'BEING'
CHANGES INTO THIS
‘BEING!’
“SIR, I ASK YOU,”
SHE PROMPTS,
“HOW DEEPLY HAVE YOU
EVER LOOKED
INTO YOUR
‘UNIQUE SPACIAL ENERGETIC’
SELF?”
“DO I
EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS?”
HE ASKS…
“SURE YOU DO,”
SHE COUNTERS,
“IT IS THE REPRESENTATION
OF YOU
IN THIS UNIVERSE...
...YOU ARE
YOUR OWN INFLUENCER
OF YOUR
CAUSES AND YOUR EFFECTS!...
...SO YOU MUST PROCEED
WITH AN
AWARENESS OF THIS,
BECAUSE
THE ‘SPHERE OF INFLUENCE’
OF YOUR WORKINGS
ARE
EVER-INCREASING IN THEIR EFFECTS!…
...YOU ARE ADVANCING THIS WORLD
IN A WAY THAT, AMONG ALL OTHERS...
NO ONE ELSE CAN!...
...NOW,
GAZE OVER THERE
IN THAT INFORMATIVE,
TALE-TELLING REALM!”
THEN,
AS HE TURNS HIS HEAD,
HE LIKES
THE
FALLS!
NOW,
HE COMES TO THE
VIEWING REALM...
AND IT REMINDS HIM
OF HIS STUFF AT
HOME!...
NOW,
SHE SAYS,
"AS YOU GAZE INTO
THE
TOTALITY OF ALL OF NOTHINGNESS...
AND ALSO BEHOLD OUR
'ACTIVATED' GARDENS
AND OUR RARE
PLANTS OF POSSIBILITIES!...TAKE A
CLOSER
LOOK, AT ALL
OF THE ELEMENTS!
NOW"...
...
"IN THE ASCENSION OF YOUR INNER
UNDERSTANDINGS OF THINGS,
TRAVERSE THE
ESSENTIAL SPACES!"
"AND
THINGS WILL BE
HAPPENING
ALL IN FRONT OF
YOUR FACE...
WITH OBVIOUSNESS!"
"YET,
YOU STILL CONTROL YOUR
PHYSIOLOGY WITH
YOUR PSYCHOLOGY!"
"THEN
YOU WILL COME TO KNOW ALL
AND TO KNOW
EVERYTHING ELSE!"
"YES...
AS YOU ENCOUNTER
THE NEW FUTURES,
DO SO...
WITH REASON
AND CALCULATION...
AND WITH AN
EVER-DISCERNING EYE!"
"NOW...
DANUBE EXPLORER...
GO ALONG YOUR WAY
AND REMEMBER THAT
THE NIGHT
IS
REALLY
'THE DAY'
WITH
A LITTLE LESS LIGHT!"
May you have many...
...Smiles!
Oh no!...I didn't mess up the delivery,
did I?"
“I have Trillions and Trillions of
Great-Great-Great-Great-Great...
Grand Kids!”
“I wonder what the
‘State of the Art’
of Dental Hygiene will be
2,000 years from now!”
“My Dental Appointment
is tomorrow
and
I haven’t been Brushing and Flossing
like I should!...
...I wonder if They'll notice!”
“They say that this Simulation
really will help
My Reflexes
in the Actual
Dental Hygiene Wars!”
“This City has the most Dangerous
Bacteriological Variants known to Man!”
Great going, Guys!...
Now, all of the...
...Hygienists are Trapped!”
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