“Oh Boy!...Finally!...My Last One!...Now..I’m ‘Even Steven!’…And All 42 Patients…Are Happy!...
...I Can…Live Off Of What I Made…From These Veneers…For A While…
...But…
…What Happens…After That?”...
“Being Outside
and
‘Having Fun’
has
New Meaning for Me...
…Climbing Trees
can be ‘a Ball!’”
“Locked in Isolation’
has it’s
Advantages and Disadvantages!...
…For one thing,
I don’t get bothered a lot…
and second…
…no one will tell Me that…
…I have a ‘Lipstick Streak!”
Hi There, Hollywood!...
..I see that You are
..I see that You are
‘Just Sunning’ on Your Patio!...
I have…some…
…Sunscreen!”
“Hey!...
...I didn’t know that You
ride the Train!...
...I’m…
…sitting next to You!”
“I heard from Last Post
that
HSR had a
‘Whale of an Adventure,’
and that
he might come back and
tell Glenna about It!”
“Hi there!...I’m one of Mother Nature’s
‘Trusted Botanical Custodians!'...
…I keep the Plants all Prim and Proper and watered…
…but…
…I know that, once I stop
‘bringing order’
to this Plot of Earth…
…Things will go back to being
'Unrestrained and Wild!'...
"Hi...I'm from
the Netherlands...you know...
...with the Wind Mills and things...
...and...
HSR is biking through the
'Hook of Holland,'
and
there are
some challenges for him...
...Maybe I'll
see Him
and
...help Him out!"
"Yeah!...
I work Security
for Doctor
Olah Orala
In Monaco!
You and Your
'I'm so glad that I
woke up this morning
in okay shape
that
I just don't know what to do with Myself'
Smiles
are
seeing My
'To Do'
List
start to grow in front of
My Eyes!
So,
Doctor Report
made a Patient
squirm in the
Dental Chair, and
when that Person saw
Doctor Report
participate
in the
'Dunk Tank' raffle,
why...
they just couldn't resist
the Opportunity to
give Him a
'Wet Fail!'
Your
'I Want My Stuff...And... I Want It Now!'
Episode
is
brought to you by
Construction Cranes!
Hey...
...I always wondered
how a person gets
up
to the top of
those things...do they
just climb up the long ladder
or is there
an Elevator?...
See...that's the kind of
'aloof obliviousness' Thinking World that
HSR permanently resides in!...
...Have Mercy on Him!...
Yes!...
...HSR seems to blindly
keep on
wandering into
situations where He has 'no business'...
like during the Post,
"I Beg You!...Please...Don't Keep Using That Old-A _ _
Toothbrush!"
and,
before that,
in the 'Problems-packed'
Post,
"Add Sunshine To Your Face...And To
and...
...earlier...
where it all seems to start,
in
...earlier...
where it all seems to start,
in
"And The Winner Of Today's "Breff Stank"
Contest Is...!,"
and there
is where
HSR IS AGAIN UNDER
is where
HSR IS AGAIN UNDER
THE ILLUSION THAT HE
CAN JUST TRAVEL
THE WORLD AND
DO THIS AND THAT
WITH NO COMPLICATIONS
OR TIGHT SPOTS...
AND
THIS TIME,
HE STRETCHES HIS LUCK
WAY WAY FAR,
BY,
BY,
ON A WHIM,
SAYING TO HIMSELF,
"NOW,
WHILE I'M ON BREAK FROM
THE GREAT
USC
THE GREAT
USC
SCHOOL
OF DENTISTRY,
I JUST FEEL LIKE
SAILING DOWN
ONE OF THE LONGEST RIVERS
IN
EUROPE!...THE
DANUBE RIVER
USING JUST A SIMPLE WOODEN
DINGY!
SO,
HSR FLIES OUT TO
GERMANY, AND TREKS OVER TO WHERE
THE
BRIGACH RIVER
MEETS
THE BREG RIVER
IN DONAUESCHINGEN,
GERMANY,
IN THE BLACK FOREST
AREA
AND
WHILE THERE HE
SEES SOME OF THE
SWABIAN-ALEMANNIC
CELEBRATION
FESTIVAL,
TAKING PLACE ON THE THURSDAY
BEFORE ASH WEDNESDAY
AND WHILE THERE
THIS LADY
WHO WORKS AT THE MODERN ART MUSEUM NEARBY,
TAKES HIM THERE
TO CHECK OUT THE ART!
AND AFTER A WHILE,
HSR GOES BACK OUTSIDE
FOR SOME AIR...
AND A PRETTY LADY
STARTS TALKING TO HIM
AND HE TELLS HER,
"I WANT TO
TAKE THE DANUBE
"ALL THE WAY TO THE BLACK SEA!"
AND SHE SAYS,
"MY, YOU HAVE AN
ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT...AND
IN A FOREIGN LAND, TOO!...
SIR...
...YOU'VE GOT
SOME REAL...
CARBONS AND STEELS!"...
THEN,
SHE ASKS,
"HAVE YOU KISSED
A GERMAN WOMAN HERE, YET?"
AND
HSR CAN ONLY GET OUT,
"I...I...I..."
THEN,
SHE MOVES IN FOR THE
"SOFT KILL!"
AND HSR IS, OF COURSE,
TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY!
...
SO, WHEN THEY FINALLY
COME UP FOR AIR...
...SHE SAYS,
"I JUST WANTED
TO SHOW YOU THAT
GERMAN WOMEN
ARE VERY PASSIONATE!"
"I SEE!"
IS ALL THAT
HSR COULD GET OUT...
"WELL, SIR, THE BOAT WHARF'S
THAT A WAY!
...AND SIR"...
AS SHE
BLOWS HIM A
GOOD ONE,
"ICH LIEBE DICH!"...
THEN,
SHE
DISAPPEARS AWAY...
SO,
HE STANDS UP AND
TRIES TO CALM DOWN!...
AND SAYS TO HIMSELF,
"BOY SHE IS SWEEEEEEEEET!"
THEN,
HE GOES
TO THE BOAT PARK
AND HE
MEETS A WOMAN
WHO SAYS,
"YOUNG MAN, YOU'RE
GOING DOWN
THE RIVER HERE
TO ITS END?...
I LIKE YOUR SPIRIT!...
...HOW ABOUT YOU USE
THAT BOAT OVER THERE...
FOR FREE!"
AND SHE CONTINUES,
"I WANT YOU TO LOVE
AND EXPLORE
OUR COUNTRY, SIR,
AND, PLEASE...
BE CAREFUL!"
...
SO, AFTER THANKING HER,
AND
TALKING
A LITTLE BIT MORE,
HSR TAKES OFF
DOWN THE DANUBE ...AND
HE FLOATS
A WHILE
AND
SEES MANY
PRISTINE SIGHTS
HERE AND
THERE...
MEANWHILE,
AS IT'S
GETTING DARKER,
HE COMES ACROSS
AN ISOLATED ISLAND!
AND
AS HE
SLOWS DOWN BY IT
A LADY COMES OUT
AND SEES HIM AND SAYS,
"HI THERE,
SAILOR BOY...
IT'S OKAY TO
TIE YOUR BOAT
AND COME ON UP
FOR SOME SHELTER
BEFORE IT
GETS TOO DARK!"
"THANKS A LOT, MISS!"
SAYS HSR...
AND OVER SOME HOT CHOCOLATE
SHE SAYS,
"MY NAME IS MISCHA!"
AND
HSR SAYS,
"MY NAME IS HOLLYWOOD!"
AND SHE SAYS BACK,
"WELL, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO
WATCH MY
BIG SCREEN?"
...
...SO THE NEXT MORNING, MISCHA
WALKS OUTSIDE
TO LOOK AT THE WATER
FLOWING BY HER ISLAND...
AND HSR WAKES UP AND
JOINS HER AND
THEY BOTH LOOK
AROUND AT THE PRETTY
WATERS,
AND AS HE STRETCHES
AND AS HE STRETCHES
WITH THE MORNING SUN,
HSR SAYS,
HSR SAYS,
"YOU SURE DO
HAVE IT NICE HERE!"
HAVE IT NICE HERE!"
AND MISCHA SAYS,
"EVEN THE WATER
"EVEN THE WATER
SINGS
A LITTLE SWEETER
WITH YOU HERE,
HOLLYWOOD...I
THINK I'LL WHIP
SOMETHING UP
IN THE KITCHEN!"...
SO, MISCHA GETS BUSY...
THE NEXT DAY...
MISCHA SAYS TO HSR,
I KNOW THAT
YOU'RE A RESTLESS,
AND
TRAVELING MAN,
HSR, BUT,
WHEN YOU'RE
BACK THIS WAY...
YOU'RE
ALWAYS WELCOME!"
SO, AFTER HE
LEAVES
AND
HE'S FINALLY
ON THE WATER AGAIN,
HE QUICKLY
RECONNECTS
WITH ITS
PEACE AND QUIET...
AND HSR
REMEMBERS HOW
HE USED TO
GO FISHING A LOT!
AND HE PRAYS
AGAIN FOR
A SAFE JOURNEY...
AND THE PRETTY SKIES
SHOW THEMSELVES
LIKE THEY DO
NO WHERE ELSE!...
THEN,
SUDDENLY,
SOME CLOUDS JUST QUICKLY
PASS OVER AND
'GIVE IT UP!'
AND HSR DECIDES TO
PULL OVER
TO
THE SIDE A BIT,
AND PULLS THE BOAT UP
OUT OF THE WATER...
BUT,
RIGHT THEN,
HSR
HEARS A WOMAN CALLING,
"HELP ME, PLEASE!!"...
AND THE VOICE IS
COMING FROM THIS
CAVE...
SO,
HSR QUICKLY GOES IN THERE
AND HE CALLS OUT,
"ARE YOU THIS WAY?"
AND THE WOMAN SAYS,
"YES, KEEP COMING!"
AND HSR PERSISTS
PAST
SOME MORE ROCKS
AND HE FINALLY
GETS TO HER
AND FINDS HER
PARTIALLY UNDER A ROCK
WHICH HE PROMPTLY REMOVES
THEN,
SHE GETS UP AND
PROFUSELY
THANKS HSR,
"YOU SAVED MY LIFE, MISTER!...
I MIGHT NOT
HAVE MADE IT
THROUGH THE NIGHT...
PLEASE...
COME WITH ME
TO MY PLACE
FOR SOME REST!...
SO,
AS THE SUN GOES DOWN
FOR
A NAP
OF ITS OWN,
HSR AND HIS NEW FRIEND
EXPERIENCE
THE VIBRANT AND
ATTRACTIVE NATURE
OF
THE SKY...
...AND...
...THE DANUBE!
...
SO,
THE NEXT MORNING,
AS HSR
IS ABOUT TO LEAVE,
THE WOMAN SAYS,
"THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
AGAIN,
FOR SAVING MY LIFE,
HSR!"
AS SHE PROFUSELY
HUGS HIM OVER AND OVER!
NOW,
HE FINALLY
GETS BACK TO HIS ROW BOAT
AND RESTARTS HIS
JOURNEY DOWN THE
DANUBE
RIVER!
WITH ITS
PRISTINE SELF!
SO,
HSR'S LAZILY DRIFTING
DOWN THE RIVER,
WHEN HE
WHEN HE
IS INTERRUPTED BY
A LOT OF
FISH NOISE!
IMMEDIATELY THEN,
HSR GETS OUT
HIS ROD AND REEL
AND, YES!...
HE GETS HIM
ONE!
"GREAT!," HE SAYS...I'M HUNGRY!"
SO,
HE PARKS HIS BOAT
AND
HE MAKES A
CAMPFIRE AND
AFTER COOKING IT
AND ADDING SOME BREAD
HE,
OF COURSE
"WOLFS IT DOWN!"...
AND OF COURSE,
HE FEELS A LOT BETTER!
"WOW!...LOOK AT THAT
PRETTY RAINBOW!"...
NOW, WITH SOME
HEAVY EYELIDS,
HSR FALLS
GENTLY ASLEEP
AND STARTS TO
DREAM ABOUT STUFF
LIKE,
BEING ON THE RIVER
AS A KID,
AND
WITH HIS COUSIN,
THEN
HE DREAMS ABOUT A
FRIEND BACK HOME,
THEN,
UNDER THE
"HEY!"
WHAT'S THIS!"
"OH, NO!...
I'M
FALLING!"
NOW, HSR IS PROMPTED TO
WAKE UP!
OH, NO!...WHAT'S THIS?...
...HE SEES HIS BOAT
STARTING TO
DRIFT ALONE OUT
ON THE RIVER,
SO,
HE QUICKLY
GATHERS HIS THINGS
AND
GETS IN THE WATER,
AND FINALLY
CLIMBS ON BOARD...
"WHEW!...THAT WAS CLOSE!"
HE THINKS
TO HIMSELF...
BUT...
AFTER
A WHILE OF
JUST GOING ALONG...
HSR SEES A
CATARACT!
OH NO!
AND DOWNSTREAM
HE CAN HEAR A BIG
AND DANGEROUS
WATERFALL!...
..."WHATAMIGOINGTODONOW!"
...
SO,
WITH A LITTLE
QUICK THINKING AND
QUICK ACTION,
HE
GETS THE BOAT
AND SUPPLIES
OUT OF THE
WATER,
AND CARRIES THEM
DOWN STREAM
PAST THE WATERFALL...
AND ALONG THE WAY,
HE SEES
A FAMILY A WAYS AWAY!...
...AND A
BIRDWATCHER!
SO, AFTER A
LITTLE MORE WALKNG,
HSR
SETS HIS BOAT DOWN
AND THINKS,
"WOW!...WHAT
A PLACE!"
SO,
AS HE SEES
THE QUIET RIVER
AGAIN,
HE LOADS
HIS SUPPLIES INTO THE
CRAFT ,
THINKING,
"FISHING IN A PEACEFUL PLACE
ALWAYS APPEALED TO
THE GUYS
IN MY FAMILY,
ESPECIALLY
MY GRANDPA!"
"OH MY,"
THINKS HSR,
"THIS RAIN
SURE IS
TASTY!"
BUT
BEFORE GETTING
INTO HIS BOAT,
HE
WADES IN THE WATER A BIT
WHILE ENJOYING
THE DROPLETS!...
NOW...
...A WOMAN LEISURELY
FLOATS BY
AND LOOKS
AT HIM
DOWN IN THE WATER
AND SAYS,
"YOU ARE AN
ADVENTURE SEEKER...
I CAN TELL!..
...WOULD YOU LIKE TO UNDERTAKE
A 'SURREAL JOURNEY'...NOW?"
AND HSR SAYS,
"THAT DEPENDS!...
THEN SHE SAYS,
IF YOU DARE LET US
EXPLORE
THE DANUBE'S
MYTHICAL ISLAND...
...RIGHT...
OVER THERE!'
"Dang!...The Weather at this
Beach is
just
So Perfect
during this Lockdown,
but...
who is that
over there?"
Getting Dental Work...
...especially Cosmetic
Dental treatments like
Porcelain Veneers can
set some
People's Pockets Way Back!
I had some patients just
'Dive Right In'
and they
Prepaid Me
to help them
get
'Supremely Upgraded!'
But then,
this
Coronavirus changed
...the Whole World!...And.
I personally think that things
won't return to
'regular normal'
any time soon!...
However,
the 42 Patients
that
are depending on Me
to
Lighten and Brighten their Grins,
want their
'Polychromatic' Veneers
...ASAP!...
...Like...
...Yesterday!...
Now...
...I can't bring them to
My Shuttered
Office,
but...
...limme see...Oh!...
I know!...
...I can bring My Office to them!...
...Yes!...
...Have Dental Chair...Will Travel!...
I just happen to have
a Dental Unit for the
Outdoors, and a
Really Cool
Dental
Mobil RV
that I know they'll like!
...It also has a
New and Unique
Paint Job...and
the Inside is
spend time in!
Now, the places where I
will meet
My Patients
and deliver to them
their
Super-white Veneers
are
too numerous
to mention but
suffice it to say that
I take the
...Freeway to start!
So, as I ride down the road,
I remember about
a time when
I actually saw
a plane
land on an RV!...
So, I get to the first place,
to see some patients...
...and...
I was asked to place my
Dental Chair...
...right
...here!
And I take care of a lot of People!
Plus,
one especially
appreciative Patient
says
"Thanks, Doc!...They
look Great and Feel Great!"
So...
...as I drive to My next Place,
I reminisce about a
Spy Show that
had a
'Get Away'
RV!...
So, the next
place I
'Pull Out'
the Chair...
is...Oh No!...
On the
Beach!
I really like this
Group of Patients...and the Surf!
...And...
one
Patient is
Super Ecstatic!
But as I drive away from there,
I see something which
may be
an
'Ominous Sign!'
Anyways...
The next day...
I visit a couple of
'Ho Hum'
places but
...the last venue
is sort of
really...Natural...and...
'Way Out Of The Way!'
Now...
one of My Patients
didn't want Veneers per se,
She wants a
removable
Set!...
...That was easy!...
...And she was
So Happy!
Now...
...as the
Last Patient,
Tries Her Work
on for Size,
She says,
"I Love You Doc...and
...I Love Your Work!
But for My recall appointment,
...if I have to
Follow You to the
Mountain Top...
...I Will!...
"Hey!...
...I'm just kidding about
...The Mountain Top Thing!
...Say, People...
Have You Seen
Him
Drive That Thing?"
May you have many...
..."The more
Things Change,
The More
They Stay the Same!...
...Many Loved Ones
are
Leaving Us...
...Yet...
...It's always been
'Only the
Fittest and Strongest Survive!'
And when 'They Say' that
Things will be
'One Way or Another'
in Five Years....
...Let US Be There to Find out!"...
...Now that You have
Looked
'Light-Years Deep'
into My Eyes...
..."What's Next?"...
..."He's leaving that Girl and
He's going in
the
Men's Room!...I'ma
'Move on Him'...
as soon as
He Comes Out!"...
...Hollywood...
My Vacation has
come to an End!...
Heck, now I have to
go back to
The" Real World'
of My Life!
But...I feel
So Much Richer
having Known You!...
Life will never be the Same
without You!...
,,,But...
I need to tell
You that
...I'll be back
Next Year!"...
...Smiles!
You actually
made
'Quick Work'
of Your patients,
Doctor Report!
If I
didn't
Know Better...
I'd say that
You were
Having the
'Time of your Life!"
"One of the Kids
just lost a Tooth
on
Battle Star Galactica!"
"It's So Hot That
I Really Can Use Some
Snow Right About Now!"...
Meanwhile...Back At ThePlace Where
People With Beautiful Smiles
Are All On That
Proverbial
Red Carpet...
...Where Ever They Are!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"We Need to Win!...
...and...
...Win We Shall!"
"How many
Tours of Duty?
To tell the Truth...
I stopped Counting
Years Ago!"
"It Looks Like
This 'Red Party'
...is just
Getting Started!"
"You can't get me...You can't get Me!...
...Oh no!"
They say that He
is
Quite the Soldier
in the Wars!
And...
Tomorrow...
He is My Battle Buddy!
...So...
...We'll See!"
"I just got
Beat Up
by some
Rival Bacteria!"
...
"Who is This Guy
that just
walked in?...
His Badge says HSR
and...
I can tell that H'e's
not from Zoomeria!...
I need to see
if
He's a
'Playa' or not!"...
"Can I please
have a
Bite
of Your
Cotton Candy?"
"You can probably
tell from
My
'Conflicted Emotions'
that
I Still Love Him!"
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