Friday, April 27, 2018

I Beg You!...Please...Don't Keep Using That Old-A_ _ Toothbrush!

"Many Hugs, Kisses, And Other Things!...And good to see you, Reader!...I have bad Pollen

Allergies!...But!..


as soon as I see you...and you see me...

I'm


"Magically Clear!""








                                                                       


"Hollywood...

I have this feeling

that

you're gonna


make my

whole weekend

"Real Whole!""






"Yes, Doctor Report...

all information has been

received, processed, and verified...



...Please proceed with your Mission!"












"Sir...you can call me

"Cat Woman,"


but,

you'll be


barely scratching

the Surface!"









"Okay, My Hollywood...

I'll walk up the stairs

and shake my hair...


...just the way you

like it!"








"This Espionage Business

can have some 

Boring Downtime!

Wait!...

There he is!


Hollywood!

Give me the Passwords, and

then

further Instructions

will be given...


Now, Hollywood says,

"The Luckiest Trees in the Valley are...

the Upside Down Ones!"


"Correct!...Now let's go over the Mission!"











"Hi, Reader and Welcome!

You know...

there's something

sensually subliminal

about HSR's

passwords there!

One never can tell,

when HSR will be "In The Shadows,"

or "Out In The Open!"

But Millions of People Love that

Mystery about him!

...

I'm using the

"Thinking Man's" pose because

I'm having some difficulty in



figuring You...The Reader...out!"

But,

given enough time,

I'll be able to...

"Crack Your Code!"






"Thanks for the "Affection Fill Up,"

HSR!...


Now, I'll be 

going along my 

"Merry Way!"


I'm glad that I


ran into you, Babe!"







"I'm so thrilled that

you're the King,

and


I'm the Queen of


this year's Flower Festival!"







"And when he comes up to me...

my Two Lips...



will meet their match!"








"There you are, Reader!

I see you moseying along...taking

your time getting

down this far!

But it's okay, because

I like it when you take your time and

savor my taste to the Max!

My Official Capacity for Today's

Cybernetic Edition is

"The One Who Opens Your Mind"

and is "Better Than Chocolate And Money!"



And

I would appreciate

you getting My Title correct

this time, Ladies!"




"So,

without further adue

and no "Half-Steppin',"

Ladies!...

Open up those Curtains,

and let your

"Love for HSR"

come "Shining Through!"








"Thank you,

Miss "Money And Chocolate Are The Only Things On Your Mind!"



..."Hi, Hollywood!...

You wanna ask me a Question?


Okay!


What would I do if we were the last two people on Earth?


I'd "Get Busy,"...of course!


 Hey, but, why you looking me up and down like that?


Well,

I'ma look you


Up and Down, too!"





"Gracias,

Miss "The One Who Opens The Box Of Chocolates Better Than Anyone Else!"


...Hey, Dr. Report...

I Love You!

For real, tho'!"


and my Flowers do, too!"








Thank you for the Opportunity to

show "My Stripes,"

Miss "Who Better To Open The Money Box?"



..."Hi there, My Darling HSR!...


It good to see you again...

in Your Dream!


I like the colors and the

vividness of your landscapes!


And last time...

when our "Good Part" came


you didn't wake up!...

It was so Dreamy!"







"Lady!...I Cherish the Chance

to "Straighten out my Strategies"

with Hollywood,

Miss "Better Open Up And Eat The Chocolate!"


...HSR!...


What are you doing here at the

"Love Anonymous Clinic?"


They want to teach me how to "Calm Down"

about my Love for you!


I tried trying to Love You less,

but "It Ain't Workin'! 

And when you and I

get together tonight...

we can scientifically prove that


"More is More!"







"You got that right, Honey!

More is More,

and Less is Less,

And More spilling all over and

hanging out can never be ...Less!

Don't be fooled!

Just get your "More,"

and keep on steppin'!...

ya hear!


Now,

if you don't mind,

I'm going to

"Exit Stage Left"

and



"Smack Me Up Sum Mo'!"



"Y'all know yo way 'round dis place!...so...

Keep it Pushin'!"











"Ain't We Funkin' Now...



Uh Huh, Uh Huh!"






"Why is it

that

I'm thinking about



HSR now?"







You and your

"Get Down tonight...It's in the Stars!"

smiles

 are

recalling just how much

you were

"Grooving' On A Sunday


Afternoon"

last weekend!






Some things are

"Universally Loved!"...

...like...



Ice Cream!

Now,

some guys look all suave

and cool


as they partake...


...but HSR...well...

him and Ice Cream go way


back!

And not all of it is good and


"Strawberry Like!"

Growing up,

sometimes, he just


plays in the stuff...

you know...

like his Cartoon Friend...


Patrick!

Can you believe that he 

sometimes,

doesn't even share


with his girlfriend!

But,

the Practical-Joking


HSR,

still, and probably

always will


Love his



Stuff!

But his Mom didn't,

and still doesn't,

give HSR everything he wants...

because She doesn't want him

going bad


from the Crib!












"Hey, Gurl...

...Look!...

...over there!...

...is that the guy they call



"Hollywood?""







"Agent HSR!...

You are to infiltrate this cell

of Beautiful Women!

They call themselves a Sorority!...

But we know better!

We need to know

exactly what they are planning!

And...of course...

if our Communications get cut off...

you must...



fend for yourself!"






Now...

Relax...

and feel at one


and hear "Today's Blog Content" 

told by our friendly


Canine named "Corpuscle!"


And speaking of Dogs...

HSR's circumstances just maybe

going to

"The Dogs!"...

because,

last time during

the post

"Add Sunshine To Your Face...And To Your Life!"


and before that



"And The Winner Of Today's "Breff Stank" Contest Is...!


HSR IS AGAIN UNDER 

THE ILLUSION THAT HE

CAN JUST TRAVEL 

THE WORLD AND 

DO THIS AND THAT

WITH NO COMPLICATIONS 

OR TIGHT SPOTS...

AND 

THIS TIME,

HE STRETCHES HIS LUCK

WAY WAY FAR BY,

ON A WHIM,

SAYING TO HIMSELF,

"NOW,

WHILE I'M ON BREAK FROM "U. S. "M.F." C."

SCHOOL


 OF DENTISTRY,

I JUST FEEL LIKE 

SAILING DOWN 

ONE OF THE LONGEST RIVERS

IN 


EUROPE!...THE 

DANUBE RIVER


USING JUST A SIMPLE WOODEN


DINGY!

SO,

HSR FLIES OUT TO 

GERMANY, AND TREKS OVER TO WHERE

THE 

THE BRIGACH RIVER MEETS THE BREG RIVER 



MEET


IN DONAUESCHINGEN,

GERMANY, 

IN THE BLACK FOREST 


AREA

AND 

WHILE THERE HE

SEES SOME OF THE

SWABIAN-ALEMANNIC 


CELEBRATION 


FESTIVAL, 

TAKING PLACE ON THE THURSDAY

BEFORE ASH WEDNESDAY

AND WHILE THERE 

THIS LADY


WHO WORKS AT THE MODERN ART MUSEUM NEARBY,

TAKES HIM THERE


TO CHECK OUT THE ART!

AND AFTER A WHILE,

HSR GOES BACK OUTSIDE 

FOR SOME AIR...

AND A PRETTY LADY 

STARTS TALKING TO HIM


AND HE TELLS HER, 

"I WANT TO TAKE THE DANUBE

"ALL THE WAY TO THE BLACK SEA!"

AND SHE SAYS,

"MY, YOU HAVE AN 

ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT...AND

IN A FOREIGN LAND, TOO!...

SIR...YOU'VE GOT SOME REAL...


CARBONS AND STEELS!"...


THEN, 

SHE ASKS, 

"HAVE YOU KISSED 

A GERMAN WOMAN HERE, YET?"

AND 

HSR CAN ONLY GET OUT, 

"I...I...I..."

THEN,

SHE MOVES IN FOR THE 


"SOFT KILL!"

AND HSR IS, OF COURSE, 

TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY!

...

SO, WHEN THEY FINALLY 

COME UP FOR AIR...

...

SHE SAYS, "I JUST WANTED 

TO SHOW YOU THAT 

GERMAN WOMEN 

ARE VERY PASSIONATE!"

"I SEE!" 

IS ALL THAT 

HSR COULD GET OUT...

...


"WELL, SIR, THE BOAT WHARF'S 

THAT A WAY!

...AND SIR"...

AS SHE BLOWS HIM A 


GOOD ONE,

"ICH LIEBE DICH!"... 

THEN, 

SHE 

DISAPPEARS AWAY!

SO, 

HE STANDS UP AND 

TRIES TO CALM DOWN!...

AND SAYS TO HIMSELF,

"BOY SHE IS SWEEEEEEEEET!"

THEN, 

HE GOES 

TO THE BOAT PARK 

AND HE MEETS A WOMAN 


WHO SAYS, "YOUNG MAN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN 

THE RIVER HERE TO ITS END?...

I LIKE YOUR SPIRIT!

HOW ABOUT YOU USE 

THAT BOAT OVER THERE...


FOR FREE!" 

AND SHE CONTINUES, 

"I WANT YOU TO LOVE 

AND EXPLORE 

OUR COUNTRY, SIR, 

AND, PLEASE... 

BE CAREFUL!"

...

SO, AFTER THANKING HER 

AND TALKING 

A LITTLE BIT MORE,

HSR TAKES OFF 

DOWN THE DANUBE ...AND

GOES A WHILE 

AND SEES MANY 

PRISTINE SIGHTS 


HERE AND


HERE...

AND 

AS IT'S GETTING DARKER, 

HE COMES ACROSS


AN ISOLATED ISLAND!

AND 

AS HE SLOWS DOWN BY IT 

A LADY COMES OUT 

AND SEES HIM AND SAYS,


"HI THERE, 

SAILOR BOY...

IT'S OKAY TO 

TIE YOUR BOAT 

AND COME ON UP 

FOR SOME SHELTER

BEFORE IT 

GETS TOO DARK!"

"THANKS A LOT, MISS!" 

SAYS HSR...

AND OVER SOME HOT CHOCOLATE


SHE SAYS, "MY NAME IS MISCHA!" AND

HSR SAYS, "MY NAME IS HOLLYWOOD!"

AND SHE SAYS  BACK, 

"WELL, IF YOU SHOW ME 


SOME AMERICAN WAYS"...

"I'D BE GLAD TO SEE 

SOME OF YOUR GERMAN WAYS!" 

GRINS HSR!

...SO THE NEXT MORNING,  MISCHA


WALKS OUTSIDE 

TO LOOK AT THE WATER

FLOWING BY THEIR ISLAND...


AND HSR WAKES UP AND 

JOINS HER AND 

THEY BOTH LOOK 

AROUND AT THE PRETTY 



WATER,

AND AS HE STRETCHES 

WITH THE MORNING SUN,

HSR SAYS, 

"YOU SURE DO

HAVE IT NICE HERE!"

AND MISCHA SAYS,

"EVEN THE WATER

SINGS


A LITTLE SWEETER 

WITH YOU HERE, 

HOLLYWOOD...I

THINK I'LL WHIP 

SOMETHING UP 

IN THE KITCHEN...

SO, MISCHA GETS BUSY


THEN, 

WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT...

YOU 

PROBABLY WOULD!...

TWO MORNINGS LATER... 

MISCHA SAYS TO HSR,

I KNOW THAT 

YOU'RE A RESTLESS,

AND 

TRAVELING MAN, 

HSR, BUT, 

WHEN YOU'RE BACK THIS WAY...


YOU'RE 

ALWAYS WELCOME!"

SO, IT TAKES 

A COUPLE OF HOURS,

AND A COUPLE OF 

FALSE STARTS, 

BUT HSR 

FINALLY SEPARATES FROM HER,

AND 

HE'S FINALLY 

ON THE WATER AGAIN


WITH ITS 

PEACE AND QUIET...

AND HSR 

REMEMBERS HOW 

HE USED TO 


GO FISHING A LOT!

AND HSR PRAYS 

AGAIN FOR 

A SAFE JOURNEY...


AND THE PRETTY SKIES 

SHOW THEMSELVES

LIKE THEY DO 

NO WHERE ELSE!...


THEN,

SUDDENLY,

SOME CLOUDS JUST QUICKLY 

"GIVE IT UP!


AND HSR DECIDES TO 

PULL OVER 

TO


THE SIDE A BIT,

AND PULLS THE BOAT UP


OUT OF THE WATER...

BUT, 

RIGHT THEN, 

HSR

HEARS A WOMAN CALLING,

"HELP ME, PLEASE!!"...

AND THE VOICE IS

COMING FROM THIS


CAVE...

SO, 

HSR QUICKLY GOES IN THERE

AND HE CALLS OUT, 

"ARE YOU THIS WAY?"


AND THE WOMAN SAYS,

"YES, KEEP COMING!"


AND HSR PERSISTS 

PAST 

SOME MORE ROCKS


AND HE FINALLY 

GETS TO HER

AND FINDS HER 

PARTIALLY UNDER A ROCK

WHICH HE PROMPTLY REMOVES

THEN, 

SHE GETS UP AND 

PROFUSELY 

THANKS HSR,

"YOU SAVED MY LIFE, MISTER!...


I MIGHT NOT 

HAVE MADE IT 

THROUGH THE NIGHT...


PLEASE...

COME WITH ME 

TO MY PLACE, 

SO I CAN


RETURN THE FAVOR!...

SO, 

AS THE SUN GOES DOWN 

FOR

A NAP OF ITS OWN,

HSR AND HIS NEW FRIEND

EXPERIENCE 

THE VIBRANT AND 

ATTRACTIVE NATURE 

BETWEEN THEM


AND THE SKY...

AND THE DANUBE!

...

SO,

THE NEXT MORNING,

AS HSR 

IS ABOUT TO LEAVE,

THE WOMAN SAYS,

"THANK YOU, THANK YOU, 

FOR SAVING MY LIFE,

HSR!" 

SAYS THE WOMAN,

AS SHE PROFUSELY 

KISSES HIM OVER AND OVER

TO THE POINT WHERE

HE DECIDES TO 

STAY ONE MORE DAY...

...AND NIGHT!

BUT,

THE NEXT DAY,

HE FINALLY 

GETS BACK TO HIS ROW BOAT 

AND RESTARTS HIS 

JOURNEY DOWN THE 

DANUBE 


RIVER!

WITH ITS 

PRISTINE SELF!

SO,

HSR'S LAZY DRIFTING 

DOWN THE RIVER

IS INTERRUPTED BY 

A LOT OF 


FISH NOISE!

IMMEDIATELY THEN,

HSR GETS OUT 

HIS ROD AND REEL


AND, YES!...

HE GETS HIM


ONE!

"GREAT!," HE SAYS...I'M HUNGRY!"

SO, 

HE PARKS HIS BOAT


AND

HE MAKES A


CAMPFIRE AND

AFTER COOKING IT

AND ADDING SOME BREAD

HE, OF COURSE


"WOLFS IT DOWN!"...

AND NOW, HE FEELS A LOT BETTER!

"WOW!...LOOK AT THAT


PRETTY RAINBOW!"...

NOW, WITH SOME 

HEAVY EYELIDS,

HSR FALLS 

GENTLY ASLEEP

AND STARTS TO 

DREAM ABOUT STUFF

LIKE,


BEING ON THE RIVER


AS A KID,

AND 

WITH HIS COUSIN,


THEN 

HE DREAMS ABOUT A 


FRIEND BACK HOME

THEN, 

UNDER THE 


"HEY!"

WHAT'S THIS!"


"OH, NO!...

I'M


FALLING!"

NOW, HSR IS PROMPTED TO 


WAKE UP!

OH, NO!

HE SEES HIS BOAT 

STARTING TO 

DRIFT ALONE OUT 

ON THE RIVER, 

SO, 

HE QUCIKLY GATHERS HIS THINGS 

AND 

GETS IN THE WATER, 

AND FINALLY 

CLIMBS ON BOARD...

"WHEW!...THAT WAS CLOSE!" 

HE THINKS

TO HIMSELF...

BUT...

AFTER 

A WHILE OF 


JUST GOING ALONG...

HSR SEES A 


CATARACT!

OH NO!

AND DOWNSTREAM 

HE CAN HEAR A BIG 

AND DANGEROUS


WATERFALL!...

..."WHATAMIGOINGTODONOW!"
















"When looking into the eyes of a  beautiful


woman...guys might...

stammer!"


















Listen, People!...

Somethings you are

suppose to throw out

when they have outlived

their useful lives!

But...

Beautiful


Women...

are not one of them!

However...

used




toothbrushes

definitely

fit into that category!

Continuing to use

a dirty,

bacteria-laden



toothbrush is not only bad

for your health...

it's bad for your teeth, too!


The plastic bristles of a toothbrush

can, over time

pick up and keep



debris and



"Reach Out And Touch" germs



on them!




Oh Doc, please...

don't


make me!...





And you can't get

the bristles to be clean

and new-looking again!



Just believe your dentist

when she or he tells you!



And don't keep

your toothbrush exposed

in the bathroom,

because the

aerosolized, yuck-filled vapors

coming from the


Pooh-Pooh Bin

will land on your toothbrush!




"I know it's true...


but...


must you go there?"





Yes...we must...

to give our Readers

a Heads Up!


Also a  too-used toothbrush can

abrade and harm the gums


over time. And plaque

and stains will still



be left behind!




"See...I


told you not to!"



So,

don't reinfect your mouth daily

with a "Toxic Toothbrush!"

It can make you



sick!


So, a good and fresh

toothbrush can

clean your

tongue



better...

and make it pink!...



...and your enamel

can be made



more white!...

...to stop the growth of



"The Dreaded Holes!"






"Scuse me, Girlfriend...

but...yo'

old toothbrush makes

yo'


"Breff  Stank!"



Believe me...people with notice!

Some may run


from you...

or


hide!




So,

toss it



and the germs



that go with it

when you



need to!




"Dang,



Doc, dat's gross!"



So,

get a new toothbrush

when needed!




"Doctor, can I use a

one-sided toothbrush,

or,



do I have to get your



Love Toothbrush®?"


Here's the answer:

Dr. Winge,

the Creator of the

Love Toothbrush®,

and this Blog,



says,

"Get the one that feels the best for you!...

Life's too short to little "Pittle Around!"



"Thanks, Dr. Winge!...

I Love your



Love Toothbrush®!"








"Me, too, Dr!...

Your ToothBrush make me



more particular about 


everything

in my life now!"





With that...

...if you mss out

on the thrills of the

Love Toothbrush®...

don't come to me

cryin'




like a Baby!



















May you have many...


..."HSR!

Everybody's out here

tracking "Big Tooth!...

Which is related to "Big Foot!

But...



This Homo sapien macrodonticus

subspecies possesses unto itself

The Identifying Tooth Variation

The "Toofuss-Wingulus"



I hear that you named

it that,

so we would laugh a lot!...

But,

that wide tooth

is record-breakingly strong

and has

Incisive and Tearing Powers



which can naw away

at important materials

more efficiently

than any other subspecies!



There's one extra wide

lower tooth

in the middle,

to go with the one on top!

But,

Hollywood...



can you walk ahead of me...because...

well...I don't want

it

to

get me first!"...






..."Transitioning from the Teen Years to Adulthood can be


easy, or difficult...

depending on


if you have a clear vision for 


the things you would like to do and be!


Some of us become aware of these choices

and have crystallized motivations


while, for others,

this 

self piece-building 

takes...

longer!

I'm thinking that My Parents 

made my Middle Name


"Patience"

for a reason!"...



..."My...it's a Beautiful Day!


but the clouds look like 

they have Rain 

in store for us


If that's the case...

can we go to my place and


"Make It Rain?"...




..."Hi, HSR...

You're Dreaming again!



You know that Dreams are 

the only Places where 

Bubbles like this occur!


...and 

...just like Love...


...there's always

"More to Pop!""...





..."Sir HSR!...

When we Hug and Smooch

before I sing

The Opera



there's something in your

"Moisture" that

soothes my Vocal Cords deeply

and I am able to


easily "Hit All The High Notes!""...




...smiles!









"HSR!...

Wanna have some fun with me...


...in the Shade?"








"I have a Great Idea for

you


but you must come closer

so that I can


whisper in your ear!"







"Come on in, Sir...



...You're in good hands!"






"Hey, there...Memba Me?


So...

you coming' back fo' mo' ah 


ma Drank?"








"OMGosh!...

Agent Report...you look all

"Banged Up" and red-marked!...

and

I even see

some crop-riding bruises...

but...

...you're still smiling?"

If you can't give us

any

actionable intelligence...

we may be  forced to



send you in again!...

Wait!...Why are you so happy?"








Now the Moose says,

"Wake up, Penelope!...



The show's over...

and Hollywood's coming over there!"













At first,

I tried the Bounce technique with

my Love ToothBrush

Then,

I tried the Fireworks

Style



which can contact the top and bottom teeth

in rapid succession!


Thank you, Dr. Winge!

...You really


know how to


Simulate a Woman's Mouth!"



















Now,

HSR observes,

"I see that 

all of the People here

are coupled up!"

And Jeanine 

thinks to herself,

"But, 

I'm the


only one who has...

...The Delicious Doctor Report!"







"There you are, 

HSR!...

This Natural Spot of yours


is such a good place to

ruminate

and sort things out!

And really see


what's important!

Come here, so that

I can caress the 

Man who's


Most Important to Me!"

















"I know that the Spy Guy, 

HSR,

is being sent 


to check us Girls out at our Dorm!


Some people think that 

there may be some

"Shenanigans" going on,

but there's not!


I have HSR in my 

Anatomy Class 

on Campus,

and the next time 

he comes in our Dorm

snooping around,

I'll know exactly where

to


"Apply The Pressure!""












"Man, 

this Dance at the

Student Union


has all the Babes!

OMG!...and who is...


Hi there, Beautiful!

My name is HSR...

And I'm a Freshman here!"




"Well, I'm a Junior!

And people around here

are saying that you're a spy!


I probably shouldn't tell you my name!"



"Aww, come on, now...

everybody knows you...


...you're Karen!...Hey, Karen...

can I be a Member of your

Fan Club?"





"Ha!...You're funny!

You gotta come to all of my Volleyball games!..


..for starters!"




"For starters?...

That's cool!


I know a lotta guys look up to you!

You're so tall and slim!"





"I use what I got 


to get what I want!"





"Ooouuu, Wee, Girl!


Now, I know it's fact!...

You're the "Finest One On Campus!"





"Flattery will get you someplaces...but not all!

Hey, Fella...you're 

sorta Handsome, 

Up Close!


...and the night's still young!"





"You might not want 

to get any closer, Karen...


I might make you 

forget your

Schoolwork!"












"Hi, Hollywood...

I sit in front of you in Science Class!

But the Teacher says that

I turn around and look at you

too much!


So now...


I have to sit

behind you!...

Oh! And...You're so Gorgeous!...

Bye!
















"OMGosh, HSR!...


You and this Natural Setting...match!...


...like "Hand In Hand!"

And...

I'd really be interested 

to see


what you 

look like


"In Full Bloom!""












"OMGosh!...

A lot of people are sad

that

there's no more


Feedjit!...

Please, Dr. Winge...

keep doing this Blog!

You're the Last Dentist like

you left!"



























































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