"Here's
Looking At You Kid!"
"Hey...you there!
...flying that fancy
glider!...
Wanna race?"
"Where is my Lover Boy?...
He's supposed to be here by now!...
"Oh, there you are!...
Wait!...
What's all that stuff
you spilled on yourself?
I'm going to
take you to my place
and
get you
"Out Of Those Clothes Right Now!""
"Hollywood...you're the
Prettiest Thing In The Park!"
"You want me to go
to your Dental Convention
with you?
"Okay!...
I'm going to pack somethings
that will make you
forget about your classes!"
"Greetings!...
Purr!
Now that you're
here, Reader...
I have an urge to rub up against
you like a cat!...
...You don't mind,
do you?"
"HSR,
can you go
up and down my back
like a
Chiropractor?"
"I'm stretching
before I
run and catch you
and
"Play Beat You Up!"
"Hollywood...
can you go around
in back and get
my
Thank you!"
"Hey, Reader!...
Now that's a "Stylish Whip!"
I'll bet that it
doesn't even "Go Pumpkin"
with all that
Highly Polished and
Loaded Down
Precious Metal!
Well, Reader,
I feel like getting
to know you better...so
come and recline with me!
I am proud to be the
"Official Provider of Rip Roaring Fun And Champagne"
and the "Lady With A Bag Of Tricks To Show You!!"
And,
as usual,
please,
don't torture and twist
my Title, Okay!"
So!...
Ladies in Cyberspace
And you Fashion Bloggers,
and all of you
who want to
lift their skirts and
dance...
Come One....
Come All...
Just Come!....
"Wow!...And Thank You,
Miss "Lady Who Shows Herself After Drinking Champagne!"
...HSR...
We have a full plate of activities today!...
...and let's start with
two hours of "Lounging By The Pool!"
"Thanks for washing my hair
in the shower, Hollywood!
The prepping for
The Show is coming right along!
Now,
we're almost ready
for the Lights,
Cameras,
and the Action!"
"Hello!...
and thanks for The Chance,
Miss "Rip You Off With A Bag Of Tricks!"
...My Luscious Dr. Report!...
Our Love is so blurry sometimes that
I don't know
if I'm
Coming or Going!"
"Miss "Rip Off A Bag Lady For Fun!"...
Thank you for the Opportunity
to share my deep feelings for HSR...
He makes My Nights,
and My Days...
and My Twilights!...
...HSR,
It was so Romantic...the way
we danced in the
Moonlight last night
But next time,
can you
not "Howl" so much?"
"Well,
don't be so hard on him...
He's "Baying at the Moon"
over his "Bae!"
We all should
be so fortunate!
Hey, Reader!
Don't be a stranger, and
come back
sometime...
this week!"
"Rest of the Blog...
Here...We...
Go!"
"I have a Little Brother
just like you
and he is "Baaaaad!""
"Did you know that
you're on Our Turf...
Boyee...
and...
you cain't leave till
we finish wit you!"
'Sup!...
you and your
"thanks for waking me up
and giving me the
"Kiss Of Life!"
smiles are
just being thrilled by
"Majestic Nature!"
Hey!...Your
Bright and Shiny New Episode
for Today
is brought to you
by
Zachary Zambrano the Zombie!
He's a Theater Major at the
local Community College
and he needs the Credits!
He's really trying to enunciate
properly
and he is trying to put
what's left of his
"Heart" into it!
"Hollywood...you know that
I don't like Zombies!"
Please take the Basketball
from
HSR afore
he
hurts his
high-flying self!
Someone "broke HSR's
ankles," so
he's picking on
somebody his own
size...
and he returns the
favor to
his little baby Cousin!
He really admires people with real talent!
but he can't stand his
own failure!
Especially
if it's
if it's
embarrassing
or
what
ever!
Well,
as you all know,
HSR is going to get
more bumps and bruises,
because the stuff he
just had to start in
and before that,
in
"Mommy!...I Really Did See A Monster Under The Dental Chair!...Part 1."
has the "Chickens Coming Home To Roost!"
"I hope that
HSR
doesn't
get hurt!"
See...
it all started
when
THE ADVENTUROUS
HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS, HSR,
WAS JUST ZIPPING AROUND IN
OUTER SPACE
IN HIS "SILVER TACHYON" SPACE
AND,
THIS WOMAN,
FROM THE ZOOMERIA CLUSTER,
WARNS HIM THAT
HIS UPCOMING,
SUPPOSEDLY SECRET,
TRANSPORT OF MEGATONS
OF THE SUPER-RARE AND POWERFUL
121-PROTON ELEMENT
"WINGNIUM,"
WHICH DOES,
TO TELL THE TRUTH,
SCARE EVEN SOME OF
THE ELECTRONS CIRCLING IT,
AND
SOME OF THE RESEARCH SCIENTISTS
THAT WORK WITH IT!
...MAINLY BECAUSE OF
ITS HYPERACTIVE,
AND POSSIBLY EXPLOSIVE NUCLEUS!...
...IS NOT A SECRET ANY MORE!
"NOW,"
SAYS LAZERIA BLUE,
"THAT INFORMATION IS NOW
COMMON KNOWLEDGE
AMONG INTERSTELLAR ROGUES,
THIEVES,
SO BE VIGILANT!"
...
AND HSR,
AS HE IS ABOUT TO
GO BACK TO HEADQUARTERS,
HIS VIRTUAL ASSISTANT, PATHENA,
SAYS TO HSR,
"SHE IS RIGHT, CAPTAIN HSR...
I AM
PICKING UP
MUCH EXTERNAL CHATTER
ABOUT YOUR NEXT
CLASSIFIED MISSION!"
"CLASSIFIED, FOR SURE"
SAYS HSR, SARCASTICALLY!...
NOW,
BACK AT
HEADQUARTERS
WITH THE SHIPMENT...HSR...
GETS FEW ANSWERS
AS TO THE LEAKING
OF THE
TRANSPORT INFO,
ESPECIALLY
FROM THE GUY
AT THE TOP!
"HE DOES SEEM
A LITTLE SHADY...
...LIKE HE WANTS TO
PROFIT
FROM THE HAUL HIMSELF!,"
THINKS HSR.
SO,
JUST BEFORE
THE WINGNIUM TRANSPORT
TO A
SECRET PLANET BY
THE
"STRANGE
NEBULA"
IS ABOUT TO START,
HSR DECIDES TO
DO ONE MORE CHECK
OF THE CARGO
FOR HIMSELF,
SO,
HE GOES DOWN
TO THE WINGNIUM STORAGE AREA,
AND TAKES A LOOK...
AT THE CONTAINERS...
LOOKS INSIDE ONE
OF THE SUBUNITS...
THE WINGNIUM'S RESTLESS
AND UNLIMITED POWERS
UP CLOSE!...
SAYS A VOICE
RIGHT BEHIND HIM...
"I WANT YOU TO
TURN AROUND
REAL SLOWLY,
AND SET THAT
PRETTY UNIT DOWN,
THEN,
I WANT YOU TO
BACK AWAY
LIKE A NICE LITTLE
BOY-TOY SOLDIER, OKAY!...
...YES..YOU'RE HSR...
...I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU... AND I'M
...SINISTERIA!"
SO,
SINCE THIS WINGNIUM STUFF
IS
"PLANET-SHATTERINGLY" EXPLOSIVE...
HSR KNOWS
TO SET IT DOWN REALLY SOFTLY,
THEN,
HE LOOKS AT THE CRAZY-THINKING,
LASER-BLASTER-TOTING
PERSON
WANTING TO TAKE THE STUFF...
SINSTERIA...
...YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH THIS!"
GRIMACES HSR...
AND
I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME,
TOO, PRETTY BOY,"
LAUGHS THE WINGNIUM THIEF...
AND A COUPLE OF WINGNIUM UNITS
AND SPEAKS
A COMMAND
AND
"POOF!"
AND THE UNITS
DISAPPEAR INTO THIN AIR,
AND ONTO HER
WAITING SECRET SHIP...
"POOF!"
AGAIN!
THEY
AND THE SPACE SHIP
...ARE GONE!
"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME,"
AS THEY RAPIDLY MOVE
"I'M TAKING YOU
TO THE MAIN LADY!"
SAYS THE KIDNAPPER...
SO,
GOING TO HER SHIP,
WE HAD TO AVOID SOME
SPACE
JUNK!...
AND
WHEN THEY
FINALLY GET
TO HER BASE SHIP...
THEY WALK DOWN
A HALLWAY
WALK INTO A ROOM...
AND HSR
IS SHOCKED TO SEE "HER"...
..."THE BOSS!"
"HSR...
...IT'S SO GOOD TO
FINALLY SEE YOU,"
SAYS THE EERY ENTITY...
"AND
THANKS FOR THE WINGNIUM...
...NOW...
I AM
ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL
WOMEN IN THE UNIVERSE,
BUT
TO DO SOME OF THE THINGS
I NEED TO DO,
I NEED A MORE HUMANOID
TYPE OF BODY...
...MORE HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS,
LIKE YOU...
AND THAT IS WHERE
YOU COME IN, HSR!"
SHE PLOTS...
"EXCUSE ME, MAM...
...I DON'T THINK I KNOW YOU...
...WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
ASKS HSR...
"GRAVATEEYA!"
SHE SAYS BACK,
"AND I WILL SEND SHOCKWAVES
THROUGH ALL OF OUTER SPACE
WITH MY NEW POWERS!
...BUT TO DO THAT,
I NEED TO ALTER MY IMAGE,
SO WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT ME,
THEY WILL BE MESMERIZED...
AND
I'LL LOOK DIFFERENT
IN THE MIRROR!
SO, HSR...
I NEED YOU
TO "CO-INTEGRATE"
WITH ME
SO THAT
MY PRE-CYBERGRAPHIC BODY
CAN BECOME FULL...
...LIKE YOU!
...YOU MUST DO THIS...
OR
I WILL KILL YOU, HSR,"
FINISHES GRAVATEEYA...
AND HSR QUICKLY RESPONDS,
"GRAVATEEYA,
IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS
THE RIGHT WAY...
LET'S NOT
KILL ME AND...
AT LEAST ACT LIKE
WE LOVE EACH OTHER,
FOR THE JUICE'S SAKE,
OKAY?"
"HSR...
MAYBE...OKAY...YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL
THAT THIS IS THE FIRST
TIME THAT...
I HAVE EVER "INTEGRATED"
WITH A
HOMO!"
"CYBERGRAPHICUS!" QUICKLY ADDS HSR,
"HOMO CYBERGRAPHICUS!"
SO,
THEY CLOSE THE DOOR,
SO A JEALOUS SINISTERIA
CAN'T WITNESS...
THEN...
THEY...
LACIVIOUSLY APPROXIMATE
IN A
GRAND SORT OF WAY!...
AND
BECAUSE THIS IS A
CYBERGRAPHICAL SITUATION,
THE EFFECTS ON THE ENVIRONMENT
ARE FELT
WAY OUTSIDE OF THE SHIP
AND, NOW...
CELESTIAL STORMS
CULMINATE
AND FULMINATE
LIKE EINSTEIN NEVER IMAGINED
OR CALCULATED!...
AND HSR AND GRAVATEEYA
GO THROUGH
GREAT LENGTHS
AND PENETRATIONS!...
WHICH MAKES
GRAVATEEYA ACHIEVE
HER WILDEST
AND DEEPEST FEELINGS AND DESIRES...
AND SHE CHANGES INTO
A MORE CORPOREAL BODY
WHICH NOW CRACKS AND SIZZLES
AND THE SILICONE HYBRID
GASEOUS PLASMA
COMPLEXES OF HER BODY
THEIR SETTLING-DOWN
TRANSFORMATIONS...
AND "WALAH!"...
NOW WE HAVE...
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!
AND, AFTER LOOKING
AT HER REFLECTION
IN A MIRROR
SHE PURRS,
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH, HSR...
BUT,
THERE'S JUST ONE MORE THING
LEFT TO DO!"
...
"HSR," GRAVATEEYA SHOUTS...
"YES, MAM," RESPONDS HSR...
"THE NEW WINGNIUM
SUBUNITS ARE GOING TO
ADD
SUPER DEADLY FORCE TO MY
LASERS...
MAKING THEM...
..."MASERS!"
I AM NOW CLOSE ENOUGH TO
MY
MOST PROXIMATE ENEMY
AND I AM TESTING THE
MASER OUT RIGHT NOW!"...
..."FIRE AT THE SHIP,
SINISTERIA"...SHE COMMANDS...
..."NOW!"
AND SINISTERIA
GLEEFULLY
PRESSES THE
MASER BUTTON,
MAKING IT
FIRE AWAY!
NOW,
GRAVATEEYA'S ENEMY'S SHIP
BLOWS UP
INTO TINY BITS!...
TWICE!...
"SUPER-OUCH!"
SAYS HSR, AS HE SEES
THE CARNAGE
FIRSTHAND!...
...
"NOW, HSR...WHERE
WERE WE?" SAYS GRAVATEEYA...
SO,
HSR THINKS, "I BETTER GET OUT OF THIS PLACE!...
...I MUST
USE HER NEW CYBERGRAPHICUS
POWERS AGAINST HER!"
NOW, GRAVATEEYA, FELLING
MORE AMOROUS
WITH HER NEW DISPLAY OF POWER,
WALKS OVER TO HSR AND SAYS,
"TAKE ME
IN YOUR ARMS AGAIN, HSR!
AND HSR SAYS, "
I WANT TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL TO YOU...
THAT...MAY TAKE YOU...
TO THE ULTIMATE HIGHEST HEAVENS!"
AND SHE SAYS, "HOW...MY SWEET!"
"I WANT TO PERFORM THE
"DEEP DOUBLE NOVA"
ON YOU!...
RIGHT NOW!" SAYS HSR...
"OMGOSH!...
I'VE HEARD, BUT NEVER!..."
SAYS A SURPRISED AND EXCITED GRAVATEEYA!
SO,
HSR IMMEDIATELY JUMPS IN
AND
DOES THE SECRET BUT RUMORED TECHNIQUES
FOR...
...TWO HOURS!...ENSURING THAT
GRAVATEEYA IS
FOR A REAL LONG TIME!
NOW,
HSR LEAVES THE ROOM, BUT
SOON
HE SEES
THE DREADED
SINISTERIA AGAIN!
"GRAVATEEYA WANTS TO SEE YOU
IMMEDIATELY...THERE'S A PROBLEM!" SAYS HSR...
SO,
SINISTER GOES INTO GRAVATEEYA'S ROOM,
THEN,
HSR SLAMS THE DOOR ON THEM
AND SHOOTS THE CONTROL PANEL
TO KEEP THE DOOR LOCKED
FOR A WHILE
THEN
HSR RUNS
TO
SINISTERIA'S
SPORTY SPACE SHIP AND
HE STRAPS IN AND
PRESSES THE
"POOF DRIVE"
AND JUST
VANISHES...LIKE THAT!
SO, NOW...
AS
A VERY RELIEVED
HSR
DISENGAGES THE
"POOF DRIVE"
AND IS NOW
HURTLING THROUGH
SPACE,
HE WONDERS,
"Life can be happy!... so,
walk like it!"
Hey, Y'all...
...feeling sad, or
little
down...
Well,
there's something that
you can do immediately to help
you start
to feel and get back
on track!
Yes...situations
and circumstances
in this life can get
you "bent out of shape"
if not confronted
and dealt with!
To help you feel better,
sometimes you may have to
remove yourself
from
someone
or something!
But...
here's "The Catch!"
Science has shown
that our
bodies do react
to the words we speak
and the thoughts we think!
And we owe it all to the
impulses of our
Nervous
Systems!
It is a known fact that
"Love!"...is the
"Most Powerful Force In The Universe!"
And,
get this,
when you tell yourself,
"I Love You, (insert your name here!)"
something Magical,
yet scientific happens!
When you reaffirm and
realign
your
Universal
Self
with
the Greatest Force...
your body "Goes Bonkers!"...
...in many great ways!
A whole Host of different
"Feel Good"
Neurotransmitters
are
released into the many synapses of our Nervous
Systems
and our nerves propagate this
positivity
and
we can almost
immediately
feel a rush and a burst
flood
of
excitement in ourselves!
And ultimately, our Brains
"Sparkle With Delight!"
and we can actually
feel our hairs
stand on edge
and
feel the forming of
some reactionary
"Goosebumps"
or "Goose Pimples"
in certain areas...
...for a few seconds...
which is a
sure signal of our
"Emotionally
Aroused State!"
Actively saying,
"I Love You!" to
ourselves,
and embracing
ourselves
actually
makes our whole psychology
and physiology
operate better!
And collaterally,
we can
tune into
all of the Grand Nature
around
us more deeply!
And the act of Sincere
Smiling
gives a little bit of the same
Euphoric
Effect to ourselves!
Now,
we can feel more empowered
and
happier!
And if we have pets,
they will
absolutely
Love it!
And,
as they always say...
...Love is Best
when
it is Shared!
So...
I'll see ya "layta"
"Suga!"
May you have many...
..."Hollywood,
...give me three good reasons why
I should leave here
and go with you!
No, I don't want to go on
some Dusty Trail!
No, I don't want to Scuba Dive
in the cold water!
No, I don't want to ride
in a noisy helicopter!
But, yes...
I'll go
up to the Penthouse
with you and
play "Hide And Seek!""...
..."I want to stay here on
this Earth!...
I don't want to
travel through Space and
possibly encounter
"Extraterrestrials!"
They have Their Space
and We have Ours!...
Plus...nothing's out there
to eat and breathe!
Everything that we need
is right here!
Now,
if only I can remember
where I put It!"...
..."My "Orb of Mystery!"...
where can I find HSR?
Go two blocks down,
turn right,
then,
three doors down?
Hey,
that's my place!
You mean
he's knocking on my door
right now?"...
...Hi, Hollywood...
No... I
wasn't in a Cat Fight!
That's just the way these
jeans are!
Now, wait...
what are you going to
do to me up against
this wall...
in Public?"...
...smiles!
"I feel so free
in my new outfit!
It follows my every move
and it seems like it
enjoys being on me!
I think that
we were made for each other
and the way that
you look at me,
Hollywood,
I think that you like the dress!
To heck with the dress, you say?...
All you want...
is me?...
You're so sweet!"
"You don't like blue and
white?
Well,
what do
you want me to do?...
The Show
must be over now!
The Wind and the
Butterflies are
getting restless!
Get your needed sleep
Exercise regularly
Smoking and excessive drinking-no
Achieve a low Body Mass Index (BMI)
Get and give some
Love...Everyday!
"HSR, My Dear...
Time to follow
the Doctor's Orders!"
"Dr. Report is my Favorite Dentist!
He knows me
"Inside and Out!"
"He invited me over...
I wonder what
I'll wear?"
"Hi there, HSR...
and thanks for coming to
the Party on My Island!"
"You bet, JoAnn!...
Are there any sharks or
octopuses around here?"
"You mean something that's
Man-eating, and doesn't
let go...
at least for a while?"
"Yeah!...
That's what
I'm talking about!"
"Well,
honestly...
I don't think that
you
have to worry
about them!"
"Oh...That's you knocking!
Hi, Hollywood!...
What brings you by?
You just want to say "Hi?"
Yes...I just met you for the first time last night...true!
A lot of Girls say that you're No Good...
and that...
you
just want one thing!
What?
Well,
what is
that one thing
that you want from me?...
...To cook
Spaghetti and Meatballs
in my kitchen?
Well, why don't you
say so!
Come right on in!"
"HSR wants to play
"Tarzan And Jane with me!
That outfit he wants me to wear is
"Barely There!"
And he wants me to
swing on a vine
with him!
But...
I think I'll do it...
because
I want to be his
"Only Jane!""
Watch out, Ladies!
There just might be a Hollywood
near you!
And...
when you find him...
Keep Him!...
..."Or...
I will!"...
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