"Get there!...I'm Hungry for you, Reader...and for Hollywood!...As you read this Post,
I am going to grasp your Subconsciousness, and
we'll go North and South, and
East and West, and
when I'm through with you,
you can
"Tell Momma All About it!"
"I wonder if Dr. Report
will laugh at this?"
"So,
you're trying to
play like you're
"Farmer John?"
"So, you're a Gemini?...
Well,
you act like an Aquarius!
So,
you just finished building
a sand castle
on the Beach?
Another one...just like last time?
That we both
can fit in?
Sure!..."King of the Castle!""
"So, I'm getting paid
to just stand here
and
look good?"
"I like Quality...?
Museum Quality!"
"He said
he was coming
and
I feel that he's almost here!
..."Hollywood just left this morning
and
already,
this place seems seems empty!
Well, he's coming back in two days,
and,
I know I'll make it till then, and
then I'll catch up
on things!"
"Dr. Report...
This is an example of
my work!...
No...
I don't want to
trade my Art for some Dental Work!...
I need Cash!
..."I feel so good now, Hollywood...
after taking the Chemistry Finals!
Thanks for helping me study!...
So, what's up?"
"OMGosh HSR...
Especially the they went like this!
Now,
"That's the last shot?...
...Good!
Now,
I want to get out of this
tight dress
and into
a Baggy Tee Shirt!"
And...
this Episode for Today
shall be deciphered
and delivered to you
by translating the heartbeats
of "One Who Knows!"
Of course,
a "Cold Scope"
will be employed!
And...
please realize that
some Readings and Rhythms
will have a
"Wow!
I can see more clearly now!
...And from the looks of things...
I'l take them!"
Hey People!...
Here we are again
in
HSR's
Danger Zone!
Now, believe me...
HSR Loves to eat
and he Loves Good Cooking!
You know, he sees
the chefs who
have fun
in
the
kitchen
and they can make a spectacular
meal
look easy!...
But,
HSR gets a chance to
make all of the
mistakes
in The Book!
To his credit,
however,
when HSR
"Fs" things
"Up,"
he at least tries to extinguish
the problems that
he makes!
A while back,
his momma
"Kicked him out of the Kitchen"
for
this!
But,
he is getting
incrementally
better!
But anyway, now,
he's getting better at
making food...and especially
Chocolate Chip
Cookies!
People!
The ever lovable HSR
is up to his
Exploratory Ways again!
Before, during
"Gross! No One Wants To Taste Their Own "Plaqus Yuckus!","
HSR AND HIS FAVORITE
EXPLORER POOCH,
SIR RILEY E. WELLINGTONHALL,
WHO IS HIS DARING
AND HARD PRESSING
ASSISTANT,
AND WHO ACTS
MORE LIKE A
WILD LION
THAN ANYTHING ELSE,
WELL,
BOTH OF THEM
ARE HACKING,
SWEATING,
AND TREKKING THROUGH A
BARELY-SEE-THROUGHABLE
RAINFOREST...
AND
THEY COME ACROSS A
GIGANTIC STONE TABLET
THEY COME ACROSS A
GIGANTIC STONE TABLET
AND WHILE TOUCHING
AND EXAMINING IT
LIKE A TRUE ARCHEOLOGIST,
HSR
MAKES A PORTION
OF THE WALL SLIDE OPEN!
NOW,
THE TWO ENTER, AND
THEY DECIDE TO GO
DOWN THIS WAY...
AND THEY FIND A
MUSTY-SMELLING CAVE-ROOM..
THEY HEAR SOME VOICES
COMING THEIR WAY,
AND, NOT WANTING TO BE DISCOVERED,
HSR AND SIR RILEY
HIDE BEHIND A
MOUND OF ROCK...
AND A
SORT-OF-MAN-LOOKING
CREATURE
COMES IN
WITH A LITTLE GIRL
WHO IS CUTE, BUT MUDDY AND TATTERED,
HOWEVER,
SHE CAN TELL THAT
SOMEONE'S THERE,
SO
SHE
INSTINCTIVELY MOVES TO AN AREA
OF THE ROOM WHERE
SHE CAN OCCASIONALLY GLANCE AT HSR AND SIR RILEY,
BUT SHE DOESN'T GIVE
THEIR POSITION AWAY,
AND SHE SITS DOWN
AND PLAYS WITH HER DOLL...
AND THE FATHER GRUNTS AND WALKS AROUND,
LIKE HE'S IN
SOME KIND OF DILEMMA,
AND HE GESTICULATES HIS HANDS AND ARMS,
AND IS KICKING UP DUST,
AND THIS DUST IS
ALMOST MAKING HSR SNEEZE,
SO
HE TRIES HARD TO COVER HIS NOSE,
BUT THE DUST IS JUST TOO MUCH AND...
HE SNEEZES!...
BUT THE LITTLE GIRL,
SEEING ALL OF THIS,
SNEEZES OUT LOUD AT
EXACTLY THE SAME TIME,
SO THE MAN
DOESN'T HEAR HSR'S SNEEZE NOISE,
THEN
THE GUY,
WHO MUST BE THE GIRL'S FATHER,
WALKS OVER TO THE SEATED GIRL,
AND JUST THEN
ANOTHER PERSON
OF HIS KIND COMES
INTO THE ROOM
THROUGH THE SAME ENTRANCE,
AND STARTS TO GRUNT MESSAGES
IN SOME INDECIPHERABLE
MONOSYLLABLES,
THEN
THEY BOTH MAKE SOME HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHING SOUNDS,
AND THEN,
THE NEW GUY LEAVES,
AND THE FATHER WALKS
OVER TO THE GIRL
AND SLOWLY TURNS AROUND
AND SNIFFS HIS NOSE IN THE AIR
AS IF
HE HAS PICKED UP THE SCENT
OF RILEY OR HSR OR BOTH,
SO
HSR COVER RILEY'S MOUTH TIGHT
BUT
NOT OVER HIS NOSE,
AND HSR STARTS TO GET REAL SCARED,
AND WHEN HSR'S SCARED,
HE STARTS TO SNEEZE,
BUT HE TRIES REAL HARD
TO NOT SNEEZE AGAIN,
WHICH WOULD GIVE THEIR POSITION AWAY,
AND THE GIRL'S FATHER
NOW WALKS OVER TO THE FRONT
OF THE MOUND
WHERE THEY ARE HIDING,
AND HE SNIFFS THE AIR SOME MORE,
WHILE TURNING HIS HEAD,
AND LOOKS AROUND
BUT STILL CAN'T SEE THEM,
THEN HE TAKES THE GIRL BY THE HAND
AND THEY BOTH START TO LEAVE OUT
OF THE ENTRANCE ...
WHEW!...
AS THEY GO,
THE FATHER'S PROBABLY MUTTERING TO THE CHILD
THAT THE DOLL SHE HAS
SMELLS OR STINKS,
AND NOW
RILEY AND HSR ARE IN THE ROOM ALONE,
AND THEY WAIT AROUND FOR A SECOND
TO SEE IF ANYONE WILL COME BACK...
BUT,
IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKELY SO FAR...
THEN
HSR UNCONTROLLABLY
LETS OUT ANOTHER
WILD AND SLOPPY SNEEZE,
AND STARTS TO GRUNT MESSAGES
IN SOME INDECIPHERABLE
MONOSYLLABLES,
THEN
THEY BOTH MAKE SOME HIGH-PITCHED LAUGHING SOUNDS,
AND THEN,
THE NEW GUY LEAVES,
AND THE FATHER WALKS
OVER TO THE GIRL
AND SLOWLY TURNS AROUND
AND SNIFFS HIS NOSE IN THE AIR
AS IF
HE HAS PICKED UP THE SCENT
OF RILEY OR HSR OR BOTH,
SO
HSR COVER RILEY'S MOUTH TIGHT
BUT
NOT OVER HIS NOSE,
AND HSR STARTS TO GET REAL SCARED,
AND WHEN HSR'S SCARED,
HE STARTS TO SNEEZE,
BUT HE TRIES REAL HARD
TO NOT SNEEZE AGAIN,
WHICH WOULD GIVE THEIR POSITION AWAY,
AND THE GIRL'S FATHER
NOW WALKS OVER TO THE FRONT
OF THE MOUND
WHERE THEY ARE HIDING,
AND HE SNIFFS THE AIR SOME MORE,
WHILE TURNING HIS HEAD,
AND LOOKS AROUND
BUT STILL CAN'T SEE THEM,
THEN HE TAKES THE GIRL BY THE HAND
AND THEY BOTH START TO LEAVE OUT
OF THE ENTRANCE ...
WHEW!...
AS THEY GO,
THE FATHER'S PROBABLY MUTTERING TO THE CHILD
THAT THE DOLL SHE HAS
SMELLS OR STINKS,
AND NOW
RILEY AND HSR ARE IN THE ROOM ALONE,
AND THEY WAIT AROUND FOR A SECOND
TO SEE IF ANYONE WILL COME BACK...
BUT,
IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKELY SO FAR...
THEN
HSR UNCONTROLLABLY
LETS OUT ANOTHER
WILD AND SLOPPY SNEEZE,
BUT NOT QUITE
THIS NUCLEAR!
HOWEVER,
IT STILL MAKES HSR ALL
DRIPPING WET
FROM HIM HOLDING IT BACK
FOR A LONG TIME,
AND AFTER
USING HIS HANDS, SLEEVES, AND ARMS
TO CLEAN OFF HIS NOSE AND FACE,
HE TELLS RILEY,
"HEY, SIR RILEY E. WELLINGTONHALL..
.LOOKS LIKE WE
BARELY ESCAPED BEING DISCOVERED,"
AND SIR RILEY
OPENS HIS MOUTH,
AND STARTS
BREATHING NORMALLY AGAIN,
TO WHICH HSR SAYS,
"SORRY, MAN,
I HAD TO HOLD YOUR MOUTH
SORTA CLOSED,
SO YOU WOULDN'T BARK,
BUT IT'S OKAY NOW,
AND
I HOPE I THAT DON'T
HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN!"
TO WHICH SIR RILEY LETS OUT
A LOW-LEVEL GROWL
WHICH SEEMS TO SAY,
"AND YOU BETTER NOT!,"
SO,
THEN,
THEY CAREFULLY WALK
DOWN A TUNNEL
AND AFTER SOME WALKING,
THEY HEAR SOME VOICES
COMING OUT OF A ROOM
OFF TO THE SIDE,
AND THEY STAY QUIET
AND
BARELY TAKE A PEEP IN
AND THEY SEE SOME CAVE-LIKE PEOPLE,
MAYBE A FAMILY,
THAT LOOK LIKE
THE OTHER PEOPLE
THEY JUST MISSED...
BUT
THE CAVE-LOOKING PEOPLE
DON'T NOTICE HSR AND SIR RILEY,
SO
THE TWO OF THEM
KEEP QUIETLY TIPTOEING
DOWN THE CAVE,
AND AFTER
A COUPLE MORE TWISTS AND TURNS,
THEY ARE STARTLED
BY SOME UNUSUAL LIGHTS...
ADORNING
THE WALLS AND CEILING
OF THIS DEEP UNDERGROUND RECESS,
AND HSR EXCLAIMS,
"SIR RILEY!
WHAT ARE THESE SHINY THINGS?...
MAYBE I SHOULD TOUCH THE LIGHTS
AND SEE JUST WHAT THEY ARE!,"
MAKING SIR RILEY GROWL
"NO, DON'T...THEY LOOK DANGEROUS!....
TRUST ME!"
AND HSR PICKS UP
ON SIR RILEY'S TREPIDATION
AND HE DOESN'T TOUCH
THEM....
BUT,
NOW,
THEY HEAR SOMEONE
COMING DOWN THE TUNNEL...
...SO THEY BOTH HIDE
IN A TALL CRACK
IN THE ROCKY WALL...
AND NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON,
BECAUSE
THEY SEE ANOTHER
CAVEMAN-LIKE PERSON
WALK PAST THEM,
AND HE
TAKES ONE OF THOSE LIGHT THINGEES,
AND PUTS ONE OF THEM
IN HIS MOUTH
AND CRACKLES DOWN ON IT!
"YUCK!" THINKS HSR!
THEN THE
CAVE MAN LEAVES
SEEMINGLY HUMMING
A HAPPY TUNE!......
"HOW CAN THESE
STONE-AGE LOOKING
PEOPLE
BE AROUND, AND
NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THEM?" SAYS
HSR TO RILEY...
NOW RILEY
GIVES A SOFT BARK AND GROWL,
WHICH MAY MEAN,
"MAYBE THEY DON'T WANT
THE TROUBLES OF MODERN LIFE!"
SO,
THEY KEEP
WALKING SLOWLY DOWN
SOME MORE OF THE CAVE...
"PRETTY COLORS!" SAYS HSR AS HE SEES
SOME STRANGE STUFF...
"LET'S GO ANOTHER WAY," SAYS HSR
TO RILEY,
AFTER SEEING
SOME POSSIBLY UNFRIENDLY LIQUID!
SOON,
AS THEY GO FURTHER,
HSR STOPS IN HIS TRACKS AND
"OMG!...LOOK AT THIS!...
...RILEY A BAT!"
BUT RILEY JUST WHIMPERS...
THEN HSR
GETS EVEN CLOSER
AND RILEY WHIMPERS EVEN MORE!
"OMG!...
THERE'S LOTS OF
THEM," EXCLAIMS HSR, "ARE THEY
WAKING UP?"
THEN,
HSR REACHES OUT A HAND TO
TOUCH IT!
THEN,
RILEY
BARKS LOUD,
LIKE HE'S WARNING,
"STOP IT, STUPID!"
THEN,
ALL OF SUDDEN
THE BATS
ARE
FLAPPING
IN THE AIR...
...ALL OF
THEM!...
AND
OH BOY!...
HSR SEES ONE BAT
THAT
MAY HAVE IT
IN FOR
HIM!...
SO, QUICKLY...HSR GRABS RILEY
AND HE
SCURRIES BETWEEN SOME ROCKS
AND
COVERS HIS POOCH...AND...
AFTER A WHILE...
THE BATS ARE GONE..."PROBABLY
OUTSIDE TO
DO THEIR
THING!" THINKS HSR...
NOW, HSR AND RILEY
WALK PAST THE BAT
SLEEPING AREA
AND SIT DOWN FOR A WHILE...
NOW HSR
OPENS TWO CANS
OF SARDINES
AND GIVES RILEY ONE AND
BOY...
ARE THEY BOTH HUNGRY!
"I'MA TAKE
A LITTLE NAP, NOW,
RILEY...SO
STAND GUARD, OKAY!"
"RUFF!" ANSWERS RILEY...
AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY...
...IN DREAM LAND...
HSR
SEES SOME UNEXPLAINABLE
SCAPES!
"I DO FEEL LIKE
I AM IN A
MANY-TWISTS-AND-TURNS SITUATION!"
THINKS HSR,
IN AN EERY
STATE OF MIND!
THEN,
HE REMEMBERS BACK
WHEN A FRIEND WENT IN
INTO A TIGHT CAVE!
"THERE'S ELSA!...
...SHE'S MY FAVORITE
BACK HOME!"
"WAIT!...IS THIS
HOLLYWOOD?"
"LET ME DO THIS
CAVE RIGHT!"
"OMG!...THIS IS
SILLY!"
NOW,
HSR HEARS SOME
LOW BASS,
SCARY GROWLING...
HIS DREAM, WHICH IS ABOUT
TO BE OVER,
SHOWS
SOMETHING SCARY!...
BUT NOW,
AS RILEY STARTS BARKING...
...CRAZILY!...
AND HIDING BEHIND HSR!...
HSR JUMPS UP IN FEAR!
BECAUSE,
OMG!
ALMOST
TEN FEET AWAY
IS
A HUNGRY BEAST THAT
HAS SOME REALLY
BIG IDEAS FOR
HSR AND RILEY!..
BUT WAIT!
FROM ANOTHER SIDE
COMES ONE MORE,
EVEN MORE FEROCIOUS
AND HUNGRY-LOOKING
CARNIVORE!
NOW,
ALL OF A SUDDEN, HSR
ACUTELY REMEMBERS
HIS BIG SISTER WARNING HIM,
"STOP EXPLORING THOSE
WOODS AND CAVES,
BOY!"
Love Toothbrush®
Do you Love Great
Teeth and Smiles?
They go wonderfully together
when trying to
Flirt
and
Flirt some more!
With Perfect Teeth,
you can
throw your head back
and show
your All-Whites!
Yes! Your teeth should be
"Front Row" in your Life!
...On Front Street!
...
The Health of our Teeth
is sometimes put
last in our
Health Priorities!...by choice...
or by not-choosing!...
Some bad habits that
we engage in
may be deleterious to our
Pearly Whites!
You may have heard of the term,
"Six Million Ways To Die...Choose One!"
Well, there are also a lot of pastimes that
hurt or even make you forget about
caring for your
"Enamelons!"
...
A big one that
can hurt the
Smile System is
Smoking!
It's been around
a very
long time and
People aren't
going to stop!
Cigars,
Cigarettes, and
Funny
and Dreamy
Herbal Cigarettes,
Herbal Cigarettes,
all can stain
the teeth
and burn the gums
and
enamel as
the hot smoke
goes in!
Smoking Meth,
Bath Salts, Angel Dust,
and other things
and other things
can make you lose
control and
do crazy
stunts!
Users really just may forget
all about Oral Hygiene...
for a little,
or a long,
while!
...
Drinking, or
"Drankin'" too much alcohol
"ain't" good for you, either!
Sure, we celebrate some
occasions, but,
we're not suppose
to
overdo
it!
I mean...
is it
really
necessary?
Drunk fights, where
people lose their
inhibitions, are
something to
watch!
Injuries and accidents
can
(Ouch!)
result!
And we won't
even talk
about
hangovers!
...
And last, but
certainly not
The Least,
Having frequent and anonymous
Skin Partners...
"Ain't Healthy!"
Picking up
just any person that you happen
to bump into,
like here,
has some real down sides!
Some people
want to
be wanted!
I get it!
Inviting them in
may feel good,
at and after,
the "Time"...
And the "Chase" part
of "The Game"
can make you feel
"Glorious and Empowered!"
and
even
"Irresistible!"
Which may benefit the
Psychological
Self Esteem!
But
after all of the
promiscuous
"Fun and Games" are
over...
there may be
irreconcilable
drama,
or
tears shed from
hearts broken,
or shots may be needed
to fight a
disease that's caught!...
and nobody's thinking about
brushing the Teeth!
So, People...
This is not
Paternalistic Ranting and Raving!..
...Too much Smoking,
Drankin',
and Anonymous Intimacy...
can hurt your body
and your Smile!
And if you keep doing all three
...especially at the same time...
...a lot...well..
...Warning!...
...you
and your teeth
will end up like
a ZomZom!
"I hate him when he's
like that!"
"I hear you, Sir,
so just
Give me the Totaler Stuff!"
"People of the World...
Please...Choose
your own Poison!"
..."Here... take some of this...
or this... and get hooked!...
then...
"I Got Cha!""
"OMGosh!...
I want to see what
happens next!"
"I think I'll just
go home and
have
some sugar!"
"Thanks for the Tip,
Doc!"
"I'll dance to
that!"
"So will
we!"
"Yes...
Life can be beautiful
"Straight," too!"
"Sweet!...I'll see you
next week, Sugars!
May you have many...
..."Please excuse me...
I'm starting another
"Out Of Body Experience!"
I really Love these!
I can go anywhere,
at anytime, and
for any purpose!
Once you do it...
you'll be "Hooked," too!
It's the "Ultimate Enlightenment!
And no two Episodes
are the same!
I look forward to
"Bumping Into You Again"
sometime!"...
..."I am a "Totally Natural Woman!"
My hair is Mine!
My nails are mine!
My eye
color's real!"...
..."That's Right!...
Let's open a Flower Shop!"...
...smiles!
"Sir Hollywood The Knight!...
The Queen is looking for you!...
...It seems that
you've been a
Bad Boy again!"
"Why are you looking
deep into My Eyes?"
Hollywood!...
Look at that sign!
I'm glad that you have More Coming!...
"His Plastic Hands are the
softest I've ever felt!"
We have Vocalists, and
Guitarists, and
and Plenty
of
Pretty
Ladies
on the
Prowl
Tonight!
And many Dignitaries
are there!"
Wait!
Some Trouble Makers,
too?
"Dr. Report, Sir...
We are your Official Bodyguards tonight!
And we'll make sure that
no one gets closer to you
than Us!"
"There he is!
He's coming this way!...
Let's see,
to get his attention,
maybe I should
stick my Leg out!"
"If you have a moment,
Dr. Report,
I'd like to show you
some of my
"Dr. Report...I'm Lana
in your Dental School Class!
Yes, it's me...
I don't always
dress like this!"
"Hello there, Dr. Report!...
What's up?...
You want to
see me for something?
Oh...you just
want to sit and talk?...
...Okay!
What would you like to
talk about?
...About our
Last Time In The Forest?
OMG!"
"I vanquish The Enemy daily like this...
...when
I floss!"
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