“Her Body Takes My Breath Away...But...It's Her Smile That Knocks Me Out!” Part 1.

Today's Blog is

only viewable through a lake's magical and revealing reflection

to catch HSR,









AS A KID, ON HIS LAST DAY OF VACATION,

AND HE MAKES SUCH A NUISANCE AT HOME THAT HIS MOTHER

OPENS THE DOOR AND

TELLS THE YOUNG HSR BOY TO

"GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY!,"

SO HSR IS ONLY TOO HAPPY TO OBLIGE...

AND, VERY SOON, HE IS GETTING HIS JOLLIES OFF

BY

BEING 

"THE BEST AIRPLANE MAN IN THE WORLD!"

AND ALL OF THIS AIRPLANE-LOVING STUFF

STARTED WHEN HE WAS JUST A TODDLER,

AND HE SAW THIS PLANE 

IN THE COUNTRY STORE,

AND OF COURSE... TO SHUT HIM UP...

HIS PARENTS GOT ONE FOR HIM

AND HE HASN'T LOOKED BACK SINCE!

WITH HIS HANDSOME SELF!

SO, NOW, HE IMAGINES HIMSELF TAKING OFF FOR

ANOTHER WILD RIDE WHERE THE CLOUDS CALL "HOME!"...

SO HE FLIES AROUND A BIT

AND ACTS LIKE HE'S GOING TO LAND...

BUT PULLS UP AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!...FOOLING EVERYBODY!

"THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO FLY!...BABY!" HE SHOUTS!

"WUU HOOO!"

NOW HE LETS OUT SOME TRAILING SMOKE!

"CAREFUL... I'MA TAKE A SHORT WALK...

...IN THE SUNSHINE!"...

...YES!"...

NOW, HIS GRANDMOTHER LOOKS OUT OF THE DOOR

AND SEES THE YOUNG HSR DOING 

ALL OF THIS IMAGINARY PLAY,

AND PROBABLY THINKS...

"WHAT IS THAT BOY...WELL...AS LONG AS HE'S OUTSIDE...

...STUFF WON'T BREAK!"

SO, NOW, HSR SWITCHES PLANES AND HE FIRES UP A BEAUTIFUL JET TAKE OFF!

AND DOES SOME FANCY MANEUVERS!...



"WHAT'S THIS?...AN UNKNOWN BUDDY IN THE SKY!...

LET'S RACE!"...

"UH OH! HE'S GOT A LOCK ON ME!"

"I GOTTA SCRAMBLE...QUICK!"

"WHEW!...

...THAT WAS CLOSE!"

"OKAY, TIME TO BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER!...MACH 1...

"MACH 2,

"AND, HERE WE GO...MACH 3!" 

"YOW WEE, BABY!"

THEN HE HEARS HIS MOM SAY, 

HOLLYWOOD, TIME TO POWER DOWN AND GET YOUR FAVORITE SNACK!"

SO HSR, TURNS AND RACES

BACK HOME IN A FLASH

AND MAKES A PERFECT

LANDING AS USUAL

BUT AS SOON AS HE STEPS OUT

HE LOOKS IN THE SKY AND SEES

"OH, NO! MY COMRADES NEED ME!

I'LL HURRY UP AND EAT...

AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK IN THE SKY!...

BUT FOR NOW...

JUST GIMME A SECOND, WHILE I

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“The world is indeed in need of more love shown between all global citizens!”

Good Morning, World!

My name is Rick,

and I’m just walking from my car

to the coffee house,

minding my own business, when…I feel a palpable force

jolt through the air

of the surrounding matrix…

I turn to the side to see what warrants all of this disturbance…

…and my eyes visualize for the first time…her…

…yes, her…

…it is her…

…exiting her car…

…she determinedly, proprioceptively, and gymnastically, yet sultrily,

emerges out of her powerful, says-a-lot-about-her car…

…and…as if on cue…

...the sun seems to glow brighter all around!

...as if our cloud-clearing star is radiantly announcing

this lady’s imminent, head-turning arrival!

And boy!

Does she have Soul in her Stroll!

Let me describe it to you:

The physics of the mechanical sequences of her strides

are well within the orthopedic and kenesthesiologic norms, but

the specter of all of the twists, turns, and attendant bodily shifting

that transpires with each step,

makes all the guys around hypnotically and monosynaptically watch her

with deep and baited breaths,

and makes all of the women

seethingly

jealous.

Simply put, she is an unadulterated and bangingly beautiful Homo Sapien specimen!

She has long, natural hair,

with small, LED-bright, sparkling ear studs…

… and minimally small wisps of potentiating makeup…

...only enough needed to set an observer’s imagination

on fire!

She must be a global jet-setter, and dressed like that...

she probably gives orders, not takes them!

Why does she have to wear an outfit that tight—and bright—

making guys honk their horns,

and cars swerve—

is she just trying to test out her hypermagnetic natural gifts and fashionability again

on the unsuspecting public?...

…and discreetly measure with a mental clipboard checklist,

all of the ensuing local chaos

erupting at the same time?

Well, anyways, guys are slapping each other five

and they are jockeying to open the doors to the shop for her,

and are hurrying to stand in line right behind her,

as if they are settling into a valuable ringside seat…

...waiting for the games to begin!

She stands in line for a couple of seconds,

sort of among the other people,

then she gets out of line to walk over to another counter to

look at some of the other goodies that are on display.

I now finally walk in the same store, and I look around the large store’s insides…

and I witness the screamingly clear evidence…

that everyone was quietly scoping out that lady's every move,

...even the employees!

Some of them glance at each other in happy disbelief!

...Mouthing words like, “Dang!”

I suddenly realize that I have been holding my breath all of this time,

and that I need to take in some air.

So,

I take an obligatory inhalation and

also realize that I am leaning on a window…

...I’m not even in line for hot chocolate!

Did she just make almighty time freeze

around me?

 I gather myself and walk over to the end of the line.

Wow, she’s so stunning…she’s involuntarily messing with people’s

physiological and psychological processes,

making us guys get all excited

and stuff!

..Stop it!…

...on the other hand...No, don’t!

She now walks back to the line, and would you believe it…

...she gets in line right behind...me!…

OMG!

I immediately stand with my straightest and tallest attention posture.

Hopefully, she’ll notice that I work out, too!!

And I try hard not to have a panic attack,

but she just seems to bring out the energetics in men.

I start fiddling, trying to find my phone…Ouch!...

...It’s in the car!

But I’m not one to lose my cool at the drop of a hat,

so, I’m not going to start now, I tell myself.

So, after looking at my car, where my all-important iPhone is located,

I take a quick, can’t-help-but-do-it glance at her…

…and then…

…her eyes make a no-denying, sticky contact

with mine….

…now…she smiles at me…

…and…

…sparks fly from my heart, I feel them!...

The illumination of the whites of her eyes,

and the whites of her teeth flaming out in my direction,

makes me weak at the knees.

She blinks her big beautiful eyes at me

a couple of times,

then she takes in a must-see inflating breath,

and,

she smiles a little wider…

…and says to me,

“…"

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many...last night, I dreamed that we were effortlessly soaring high in the sky, and

and I need to know if you can

come in my dreams again tonight?...

I'm Telling' Ya!...If You Don't Floss...Your Mouth's "Gonna Get _ _ _ _ed Up!"...

Oh...Hello!

Hmmm...

I don't see here

that you

have a reservation...but!...

good news!...

We have a

front row seat right here waiting for you,

popcorn and

soda included!...

to watch HSR's adventure only available through an

outer space

streaming subscription,

because the signal's not beamed to Earth at this time!...

"Mr. Narrator...please forgive me...can you give HSR a message for me?



"I want to show him some of my etchings right after the show...Is that okay? Thank you, Sir!"...

Sure young lady, I'll be glad to give HSR the message, because...

he likes to do etchings, too!

So, with that out of the way...and...I notice that more of HSR's fans

have been eager to connect with

him, before and after the show, which is just fine with me,

and it's even encouraged!

Well, I just bet that you and your

"at work, I almost tripped on a carpet snag, and I was thinking, "what if I got hurt and got some time off for free?" but then, I thought, "Man, I'd rather be healthy!"" smile,

are ready to blast off into today's episode

where HSR is kept off-balance and in some waist-deep difficulties,

and it all started when he was at Glenna's

Second Life Beach Party during

"Big Tooth" Eludes New Massive Manhunt!...But Some Obtained Evidence May Shed New Light On Mystery! Part 2."

AND THERE WAS DANCING AND SWIMMING,

AND EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF SAILING

AND HSR GOT INTO A "LOTTA STUFF," SOME OF WHICH

WAS QUESTIONABLY DARING AND PROVOCATIVE,

HOWEVER, LATER, HE GOT THE BIG IDEA THAT HE SHOULD

GO "TREASURE HUNTING IN THE SEAS" OF THE MYSTERIOUS AND UNPREDICTABLE

BERMUDA TRIANGLE!...

AND HSR WAS GIVEN SOME SPECIAL COORDINATES:

"23 DEGREES LATITUDE NORTH, 69 DEGREES LONGITUDE WEST"

BY A SILKY FRIEND NAMED LILI, WHO POINTED OUT TO HSR THAT

THE UNUSUAL COORDINATES ARE RELATED

BY THE POWER OF THE SPECIAL NUMBER THREE!

"SO THERE MAY BE SOME SURPRISES THERE!" SMILES LILI...

SO AFTER HSR LEAVES THE BEACH PARTY,

HE MEETS UP WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN



WHO INTRODUCES HSR TO HER FATHER

AND THE FISHERMAN LOOKS AT HSR AND ASKS, "WHADDAYANEEDTHERE, SONNY?"

"HI, SIR. I'M DR.  REPORT, AND I WANT TO GO SCUBA DIVING IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE...

"I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO DO THAT" SAYS THE OLD MAN...

"TO FIND SOME SUNKEN TREASURE!" SAYS HSR TO THE SEAMAN...

"HERE'S SOME UPFRONT CASH TO GET US GOING!"

AND THE SEAMAN QUICKLY TAKES HSR'S MONEY AND MAKES IT DISAPPEAR...

"THE  PROBLEM IS THAT YOU NEED TO HELP ME PUSH MY LEAK-PROOF CRAFT...

OVER THERE

OUT INTO THE WATER!"

AND HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF..."WHOA!"

"DON'T WORRY SONNY...THE ENGINE ON IT WORKS...AT LEAST MOST OF THE TIME!...

...SO IT WILL BE YOU, ME, AND MY EXPERT SCUBA-DIVING DAUGHTER 

GOING...

...RIGHT NOW...IF YOU LIKE!"

AND HSR REPLIES, "SURE...LET'S KICK IT, ERR, BUT NOT THE BOAT!"

SO THEY PUSH THE BOAT INTO THE WATER, START IT UP AND 

GET OUT ONTO THE 

OPEN SEA, BUT,

WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT...SOON, IT STARTS TO

RAIN, 

THEN... IT GETS...

 SORTA REALLY DANGEROUS...AND THE CAPTAIN AND HIS DAUGHTER 

SAY...

"DON'T WORRY, DR. REPORT, THIS, TOO, SHALL PASS!"

AND AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR,

THE SEAS GET 

CALM AGAIN!...

THEN, AFTER TWO HOURS OF TRAVEL,

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE STILL IN THE SAME SPOT!...

EXCEPT THAT THE

SAYS THAT WE'RE ALMOST THERE!...

OH! THERE'S A LONE SEAGULL THAT

LOOKS LIKE IT'S ON A MISSION!...

"WELL, DAGNABBIT, SONNY!...

 IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE JUST ABOUT HERE!" 

ANNOUNCES THE FISHERMAN OF THE SEA!

SO THEY DROP ANCHOR

AND HSR AND HIS DIVING PARTNER DON THEIR SUITS AND...

JUMP ON IN!

HEY!

THEN, A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM COME!

"WOW! PRETTY!"

THEN HSR PLAYS WITH A SEAL

THEN HE SEES A WHOLE MOUND OF EXPENSIVE CRUSTACEANS!

AND SOME PRETTY CORAL!

"OH,

THAT'S MASSIVE!"

THEN, THEY CHECK OUT A CAVE

 

AND WHEN THEY COME OUT, THEY SEE

THEN THEY MAKE IT ON OVER TO A SHIP

AND SEE A WRECK

THEN THEY GO INSIDE

BUT BEFORE THEY ENTER, A SHARK WANTS TO PLAY

"I'M GOING IN!" SAYS HSR...

SO THEY BOTH GO ONTO THE DECK

THEN, THEY GO INSIDE

AND DEEPER INTO THE SHIP

"OH, WOW!"

THEN, THEY TURN ANOTHER WAY ON THE SHIP

AND THROUGH A WINDOW, THEY SEE ANOTHER SHIP ACROSS THE WAY

THEN THEY GET TO WHAT MAY BE AN IMPORTANT CHAMBER

"HERE IT IS...SOME REAL BERMUDA TREASURE!

AND OVER THERE'S LOTS MORE!"

AND EVEN MORE!"

AND HSR PICKS UP ONE FLASHY GOLD COIN AND PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET!...

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN... 

HE HEARS A NOISE COME FROM HERE!

AND SOME SQUEAKING COMES FROM THESE FIGURES!

 

AND NOW THE SEAS FEEL LIKE THEY ARE 

GETTING ROUGH UP TOP!

THEN SOMETHING TOUCHES HSR'S ARM...

AND HE TURNS AROUND....

OH NO!

ARE THEY TRYING TO HOLD ON TO HIM?

THEN, 

HSR SWEARS THAT SOMETHING TELLS HIM TO...

...LEAVE!

SO,

 HSR ABRUPTLY HALTS HIS EXPLORING WITH THESE OBVIOUS PREMONITIONS!

NOW, HE LEAVES THE SHIP AND 

ON HIS WAY OUT AND UP...

OH NO!...WHAT'S THIS!

AND HSR BLINKS HIS EYES A COUPLE OF TIMES

THEN HE REALLY SEES

BUT NOW, 

HE'S LOOKING FOR HIS DIVING PARTNER THIS WAY

THEN THIS WAY,

THEN THIS WAY!...

NOTHING!...

IS THIS WHAT THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE WILL DO?...

WHERE'S THE GIRL...AND HER FISHERMAN FATHER...AND THE BOAT?! 

IS SHE IN THAT BOAT?

NOW, FRANTICALLY LOOKING AROUND ON THE WATER'S SURFACE,

HSR EYES A PIECE OF FLOATING DEBRIS

...THAT HAS NOW JUST BECOME HIS VERY 

BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD!

SO, HE SWIMS OVER TO IT AND HANGS ON!

"NOW, LET'S REALLY SEE IF ANYONE'S AROUND!" THINKS HSR...

AND HE LOOKS ONE WAY...

...ALL WATER!

THEN HE LOOKS ANOTHER WAY...

CRAP!...

AND HE LOOKS A THIRD WAY!...

OMG!

 HSR NOW SEES A SHIP WAY OVER THERE!...

AND HE SHOUTS...LOUDLY...AND WAVES HIS ARMS...FOR DEAR LIFE!...

BUT TO NO AVAIL...

IT KEEPS ON GOING!...

(INSERT FOUR LETTER WORD HERE)

_ _ _ _!

THEY DON'T NOTICE HIM!

...

THEN, HSR DIPS HIS HEAD UNDERNEATH...

OH NO!...

AND... 

AS NIGHT FALLS OVER THE INFINITE, 

AND SUPER-SPOOKY OCEAN,

HSR TELLS HIMSELF

"OKAY...I'VE GOT MY WET SUIT TO STOP HYPOTHERMIA,

SO...

LET'S NOT PANIC!...

...BUT!

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"You are not here, because of your self, you are here because of somebody else!"














If I've said it once,

I've said it a thousand times...

until I'm

blue in the face!

Some of y'all just don't listen!...

I keep warning you...but...

either you're not listening , or you don't care, or

or you're just mocking me!

I ain't lyin'!

Things can and will go wrong...maybe horribly wrong,

if you don't frequently floss!

_ _ _ _ will go wrong with your teeth, especially between them,

and your gums will bleed after flossing and brushing,

and also, inside your body, some invading bacteria have the "slick" moves to "dance around"

 some of the protective cells in your

blood stream.

And besides, dental plaque build up, or biofilm, if gathered together and concentrated, turns out to be

a stinky, infectious, poisonous and concentrated _ _ _ _ pool of biohazardous waste!

Warning!...some neglected and decaying teeth may need to be eventually

pulled

out!

Another warning, cavities from not flossing around crown margins can

silently sneak up on you...

and doom the teeth!

Then, if you don't replace the missing tooth or teeth,

over time, your teeth will collapse in on each other

and your enamel walls will come

"tumblin' down!"

And you'll end up with less than optimal



looks, and people might start laughing at

you and your mouth!

And with the loss of teeth, some people may have



bad



dreams, or

even nightmares



that won't quit!

Plus, you'll start to feel bad



and maybe even



depressed!

Look, you don't want your dentist laughing with his friends about you

in yo' face!

Patients with braces are also not immune from subconscious horrors!

So save yourself some grief!

...and heed my words!...

You can prevent flossing-related dental problems

by just taking the time to

floss and  

show your teeth some love!

They will appreciate it!

But plaque always grows back...

...so it's a constant struggle!

So let's fight the good fight

and have some

fun in the process!







May you have many...HSR--I'll be with you today,

and Dr. Winge, I'll stroll with you

but just know that...



we like to switch!...well, Dr. Report, if you're too afraid of swimming in the ocean, you can always

try

`
my bubble bath!...Hollywood! This summer has been so hot,

I spend more time thinking about what I don't want to wear, that

I end up 

hardly wearing anything!...smiles!

Hey, HSR...before you go...thanks for the drink!...and

I think I'll go upstairs now...and dream...

about our lovely tomorrows!...