Friday, May 28, 2021

A Dentist...Is Trying To...Collect Taxes...For Every Time...We Smile!...

“Ha Ha!...One Nickel…Per Smile!...That’s…All I Ask!...Times...Almost 7 Billion People!...


...OMGosh!...Please excuse Me…While I…Ha Ha...



…Do The Math!”...



































Things are Strange 


on the Red Carpet at times, 


with some who 


‘come as they are,' 


and others 



who are ‘Battle-Ready!'







































Human-powered Locomotion still leaves 



small carbon foot prints!
























“OMGosh!... 


The Sun is Hot and…  

…the Wind is Cool!”



















You and Your

'three of the Things that are Certain are Love, Smiles, and Taxes'

Smiles 

are

...Happy at the Beach!
































































This

‘Municipalities cost Money to run’

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Record Tax 

Revenues!











































So, 


a Dentist is contemplating 


on 


how almost everything 


in our lives is…Taxed!

 




“There are taxes or costs 


to go to Disneyland 



and have fun, and 


it’s the same for Movies 


and Concerts and 



Dining Places…



...I wonder if there is a way 


to Tax People 


for their 'Happiness'…


...you know…every time they Smile! 




Now, I hear that kids smile 


about 400 times a day, and 


adults about 20 times a day… 


...but adults can pay taxes easier…


...they have more money…


but they would also like to see their kids 


enjoying themselves, 


and the adults may want to pay 


for that care-free 


Happiness of their little ones!

 



"Let's do some Math," says


the Dentist,


"If I charge just a nickel


per smile,



then,


a Nickel...  


.05   x   200,000,000 Adults in USA  =   $10,000,000...Whoa!..


...times 20 smiles per day  = $200,000,000 per Day!





...That is some



Serious Dough!"





Then, 


the Dentist thinks, 


“Maybe I can have people come to a website 


and upload pictures of them Smiling 


to their friends who also visit, 


then those photos 


will stay up just a while and then


'dissolve away,' 


then...they will want to put up some more pics, 


and they will be glad to pay…


...just a 'nickel' from their 


credit cards linked to the site!




 

Maybe then, 


I can start a buzz around the Internet so 


Netizens will flock there 


and maybe even try 


and outdo each other's Smile!…

 




But, wait!...


Companies are already doing that same type of competition 


on Instagram and Facebook, 


and some other places!  




How will I compete against them?

 

Is the answer all in the Software?

 

I have a friend 


who is a Software Engineer, and 


I presented her the same proposal!

 

I think I’ll stop by her Office!



Now, 

when the Dentist gets 

to his friend's Software Office,

she confides in the Dentist,

"We can construct a Platform 

for you, and have a

place on the pages 

for people to

sign in and 

upload their pics for others to see,

but 

then there's 

the cost of servers 

and hardware and

constant updating, 

to work out the kinks!

It's almost like reinventing the Wheel,

which you shouldn't have to,

and the Competition for Internet 'Eyeballs' is

'Totally Cut Throat and Hyper-fierce"



Then the Dentist tells her,

"I know that this is totally 

out-of-the-box thinking, 

and I'm trying to

wrap my

head around it!


Now his Software Friend admits,

"It's a novel approach that may yield

rewards in the end,

and that's the same way that

all of the other 

Big Companies started...

working out a 

'viable work flow and capital flow work sheet!'

I have faith

in you, Doctor,

now all we need are a couple of 

breakthroughs in our 'Thought Flows!'...

...Maybe some 

'Clarifying Visions' 

will come to you

in your Dreams!"



So as the Dentist

walks back to his

Office, 

some Ladies

Smile at him and say


"Hello 

there,


Sir!"



And as he continues

walking,

he thinks,

"That could be three nickels right there

from those three Ladies!...

I tell You, Man…

...There's... 

...just 

gotta be a Way!"






































Love Toothbrush®                                      









































"I hope that my Taxes 

aren't 

wasted on Frivolity,

or Bridges 

 to nowhere, 

or High Rise Condos, 

and Rolls 

Royces!"
























Pay your Taxes, then 

you won't get Knocks 

on Your Door!


That's the whole Point

of the matter!...


'Don't be Getting no Knocks from Nobody!'


Is HSR listening?...Heck...

...he's not even looking this Way!



Well, you should see

'how he gets his'

in,

Beautiful Spy Tricks Dentist...To Help Get ...  

...The 'God Algorithms'...From...  

... Google, Amazon, And Facebook!...  


...Part 4.

and anterior to that

before that 

in

"Lucky 80-Year Old 'Jamayruba' Dentist 



Is Forced To Give 



Emergency CPR 



To Lovely Swim Suit

 


Models 




After Their Boat Capsizes!,"


and way in front of that, in

"Do You Love Your Teeth?...Well, 



Tell Them And Show Them 



That You Do!"


and, yet, again,

in,



Or Toe Jam...Which One 



Is Worse?,"



AND IN THOSE SCENARIOS,

HSR,

AS A 25 YEAR-OLD,

STRAPPING

AND HANDSOME

YOUNG MAN

ON VACATION FROM

...YES!...

THE GREAT USC 


DENTAL SCHOOL, 

GETS A LITTLE ADVENTUROUS

AND DECIDES TO

FOLLOW HIS INSTINCTS,

WHICH ARE

SOMETIMES...


...ALWAYS WRONG!...

AND HE FINALLY CHOOSES TO

DRIVE THROUGH, 

AND VERY POSSIBLY 

ENJOY, PARTS OF THE 

SOUTHERN 

UNITED STATES 

THAT'S FULL OF


TREES, 



TREES, 



AND MORE TREES,



AND EVEN SOME STRANGE



AND MAYBE 



EVEN

UNDISCOVERED VEGETATION,

BUT, 

HSR IS JUST 

'FRICTIONLESSLY'

SAILING ALONG 

ON THE HIGHWAY,



WITH 

HARDLY ANY OTHER CARS 

IN SIGHT

AND A 'HUGGABLE AND COLOR-SATURATED' SKY


BUT, 

ALL OF A SUDDEN, 

HE EXPERIENCES 

EVERY DRIVER'S NIGHTMARE...

A



FLAT TIRE!...

AND HSR FINDS OUT THAT THERE'S NO 



SPARE!

AND,

THAT

HE'S

CURRENTLY 

IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE...

...OR RATHER, 

99 MILES 

TO THE NEXT REST STOP, 

AND HSR

FINDS THAT HE ALSO HAS 

NO 



CELL PHONE CONNECTION!...

CRAP!..

SO, 

HE HAS TO 'HOOF' IT!... 

..NOW, HE LEAVES THE CAR...

AND DURING LAST EPISODE, 

HE SAW 

A LOT OF SCARY THINGS, 

AS THE PLACE GOT DARK

AND, AT TIMES,

HE GOT REALLY SCARED, 

BUT,

HE FINALLY COMES ACROSS

AN OLD CAR 



AND 

HE

GETS IT TO

WORKING,

AND IN THE DARK OF 

THE NEW NIGHT 

HE IS DRIVING 

THIS 'GLORIOUS JALOPY' 

DOWN AN UNKNOWN ROAD


AND HE IS DETERMINED 

TO BE 'AS TOUGH AS NAILS'


AND 

TO MAKE IT OUT OF 

THIS SCENARIO IN ONE PIECE

THEN...

UH OH...

A PERSON APPEARS!...



SO, HSR, NOT WANTING 

ANY PROBLEMS, 

AGAIN, STEPS ON THE GAS 

ALL THE WAY, AND

BURNS RUBBER OUT OF THERE!...


AND HE



GOES A WAYS MORE


BUT THEN, HIS CAR 

RUNS OUT OF GAS!...

...GEE WILIKERS!...

SO NOW, 

HE GETS OUT AND 

STARTS WALKING...


IN THE


SPOOKY LIGHT 

OF THE SUPER MOON!

"I'LL USE MY CELL PHONE LIGHT 

TO MAKE IT THROUGH!," 

THINKS HSR,


BUT, THEN 

HE HAS SECOND THOUGHTS 

ABOUT SHINING A LIGHT, 

BECAUSE

OTHER STUFF OUT THERE 

CAN SEE HIM,

MAYBE

AS AN EASY MARK, 

SO, 

HE SHUTS IT OFF FOR NOW

AND WALKS SOME MORE


AND AFTER A WHILE MORE 

OF WALKING


HSR THEN,

THANKFULLY,

THINKS HE SEES 

A FRIEND



BUT, AFTER BLINKING SOME

AND WIPING HIS EYES,

HE REALLY SEES


"SHUCKS!" HE SAYS...

AND HSR LOOKS UP

AND SAYS,

"I HOPE THAT YOU GUYS UP THERE


REALLY ARE MY LUCKY STARS!"...

"THIS IS JUST A TEST



TO SEE IF I'M WORTHY!" HE AGAIN SAYS TO HIMSELF...




THEN,

OH BOY!

HSR SEES

A SMALL CAVE!


"BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT," HE CONCLUDES, "I THINK I'LL PASS!"...



SO,

AFTER SOME MORE SLOW AND

ZOMBIE-LIKE WALKING,



HE GETS REALLY TIRED

AND JUST HAS TO

SIT DOWN!


"I MUST SLEEP...

...NOW!...

I'LL TRY THIS TREE RIGHT...


HERE...

WHICH LOOKS LIKE

EQUAL PARTS INVITING

AND...SCARY!" THINKS HSR...




SO HE LAYS DOWN

AND SLOWLY

CLOSES HIS EYES AND

IMMEDIATELY HE SEES


STRANGE STUFF


"SHEESH!"


"HSR!" CALLS THIS PERSON


AND HSR

SWEARS HE

OPENS HIS EYES...BUT,

HE STILL SEES THE SAME IMAGES!...

THE WOMAN AGAIN SAYS,

"DR. REPORT!...CAN YOU


HEAR ME?...

AND HSR MOANS A "YES!"

"GOOD, " SAYS THE WOMAN,

"YOU ARE IN MY



TERRITORY NOW!

AND I NEED YOU

TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME"...

"WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME,"

A TIRED-TO-THE-BONE

HSR ASKS...




AND THE WOMAN,

WHO IS MORPHING

OVER AND OVER

RIGHT BEFORE HSR'S

CLOSED AND DREAMING EYES,


SAYS,

"I AM ONE OF THE


MANY DAUGHTERS OF

MOTHER NATURE!...

AND, UNFORTUNATELY,

AN

'UNBALANCING EVENT'

MAY BE OCCURRING IN OUR FOREST!...




...POWERFUL AND SINISTER

FORCES

HAVE INVADED OUR

'TREE-FILLED ECOLOGY'


WE ARE NOT EVEN SURE

HOW TO TACKLE AND DEAL

WITH THEM!

THEN...

...YOU APPEARED!...

...AS A 

PURE-HEARTED MAN!...

YOU MUST BE 'THE ONE!'...

...THE ONE 

THAT WE NEED TO

SAVE  AND 

RESTORE US


AND OUR NATURAL AND

SPIRITUAL VEGETATION

AND OUR

CHOLOROPHYLLIC CIRCULATORY SYSTEM!"...

THEN,

MOTHER NATURE'S DAUGHTER

MORPHS AGAIN!


"YES!..." SHE SAYS,


...OUR PART OF THE

WHOLE ATMOSPHERE

SHALL BE

GREATFUL 


TO YOU

FOR YOUR HELP!"


"BUT, I'M LOST AND TIRED

AND HUNGRY AND SCARED!....HOW

CAN I BE OF ANY USE?" CRIES HSR!...


"BY YOU BEING DEEP WITHIN 

ALL OF THOSE 

STRESSORS AT ONCE,

IT AUTOMATICALLY

MAKES YOU,

NOW ONLY

CONSTITUTED OF YOUR

'MOST PRIMAL ESSENCE!...

BUT ALSO...

YOU ARE NOW...A...

...'MOST INSANE WARRIOR!'"



..."NOW,

FOLLOW


ME, SIR!"




AND NOW

THEY WALK...OR RATHER, THEY FLOAT ALONG

A SECOND OR TWO...AND

THEN

THIS BEING APPEARS

AND PROCLAIMS,

"YOUNG WARRIOR...

THANK YOU FOR COMING!...


"YOU ARE DOING THESE 

BATTLES AS YOU SLEEP,

FOR,

THERE ARE NOW BATTLES

OF THE COSMOLOGICAL SPIRITS,

WHICH IS INDEPENDENT 

FROM THE PHYSICAL!......THEREFORE

YOUR WEAPONS 


WILL DEPEND ONLY ON YOUR WILL,

YOUR CUNNING, AND YOUR IMAGINATION,

AND YOUR...

...VICIOUSNESS!...

YOUNG MAN...TAKE THE BATTLES!...

AND


'WIN THE WARS!'"



"NOW MY SOLEMN SOLDIER!...

...ENTER INTO THE

REHABILITATIVE WATER

HERE!...AND THIS WILL


HELP SHARPEN YOUR FOCUS!"


AND HSR SLOWLY SUBMERGES HIMSELF

INTO THE DREAM WATERS!...



AFTER A WHILE...

THE


MAGIC HAPPENS!...




AND AFTER SOME TIME...

A WET BUT STRONG

HSR 

EMERGETHS 

OUT OF THE WATERS!...



NOW 

HE RASIES HIS HEAD...

AND EMBOLDENLY  PRONOUNCES,

"I AM NOW MORE ENERGIZED

AND I AM

STARTING TO SEE


THAT WHICH, AT FIRST,

I COULD NOT SEE!"




"SIR," THIS DREAM WOMAN

NOW SAYS,

"SIR...


PLEASE HOP ON...

...AT ONCE!...

AND WE SHALL

DISAPPEAR INTO

THE DIMENSIONS

WHERE THE

BATTLEFIELDS ARE!"





...




OKAY...SO...

THE ...

...'LOST AND TIRED IN THE WILDERNESS'

HSR,

IS

LEANING AGAINST A TREE, 


DEEP INTO A MULTI-LAYERED DREAM, 




IN A FOREST THAT YOU KNOW HAS 


'MAGICAL



 PLACES!'




AND 


THE INTO AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS HSR

 

FANTASIZES 

ABOUT 



MIXING THE SOUNDS 


...BACK IN L.A. 

AND THEN 

HE 

WANTS TO SEE ABOUT 

GETTING IN A CAR AND 

GETTING 

OFF OF ROADS LIKE THIS


AND  MORE LIKE



THESE STREETS

BACK TO THE CITY, 

WITH A 


GOOD FRIEND...




NOW...HIS ASLEEP MIND OFFERS

MANY VISION SEQUENCES,

SOME TAKING LONGER 

THAN OTHERS... 




"MY…THE WATERS IN THAT LAKE 


SEEM LIKE 


THEY 




...ARE THIRSTY!"

















WOW!…THAT DEER…HE LOOKS LIKE A 


‘BAD DUDE!’...





...AND SOME MORE 


...OVER THERE!







AHH…THIS RAIN IS 



THE BEST!...

WITH THESE


'STRANGE JUNGLE PLANTS!










WAIT…


THEY SAID THAT 


THERE IS A DISRUPTION 


IN THE FOREST’S 


CHLORYPHYLLIC CIRCULATORY SYSTEM…



...AND MORE!



NOW, 


'FORCE OF THE FOREST' 

BEAMS 

A LOUD TELEPATHIC THOUGHT: 

DIRECTLY TO HSR...


...“THE TIME OF RECKONING IS HERE!”





I LISTEN


TO HER...


...AS 


I LIE SILENTLY, 


...AS OTHERS 



PASS BY!...










WAIT!...


OMGOSH!...


..HOW DO I FIGHT AN ‘UNGRABABLE’ 



GASEOUS FOE?





FOR SUCH MATTERS, 

BOTH CEREBRAL AND SPIRITUAL,

I NOW 

GO INTO 

FULL SLEEP MODE!...THEREBY

BRANDISHING THE FULL POTENCY 

OF MY 

'SLICING SUBCONSCIOUSNESS!'...  


...TO WIN THIS IMMEDIATE 

AND 

MOST IMPORTANT 


BATTLE!


...


 

NOW, 


AFTER AN ENLIGHTENING, 


AND LATER, 


A SOUND AND RESTFUL SLEEP, 


HE WAKES UP, 


HOWEVER, 


IT‘S STILL DARK, 


AND HE HEARS A HUGE TRACTOR TRAILER TRUCK 



COME UP A NEARBY ROAD…


AND IT STOPS!...


...THEN HE HEARS THE DRIVER 


ON THE CB RADIO SAY, 


“HEY, BOSS!...


...I CAN’T GO ANY FURTHER 


TO UNLOAD THIS CARGO OF HIGHLY TOXIC WASTE!...


THERE’S AN OLD CAR THAT’S 



BLOCKING THE WHOLE ROAD!” 





THEN AFTER A PAUSE, 


THE DRIVER THEN SAYS, 


“OKAY…


...I WON’T DUMP IT IN THIS FOREST, 


I’LL HEAD BACK TO BASE 


AND THEN WE’LL GO SOMEWHERE ELSE 


TO DUMP THIS CRAP!”  





NOW 


THE HUGE TANKER TRUCK BACKS UP 


AND LEAVES THE FOREST… 





NEXT, 


HSR LOOKS AT THE CAR BLOCKING THE ROAD…


AND…


IT’S THE SAME ONE THAT 



HE WAS RIDING 


FOR A WHILE!...


WOW!...


SO JUST BY LEAVING THAT OLD CAR WHERE HE DID, 


THAT TANKER COULDN’T OFFLOAD


ITS 


MAYBE THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF POISON


INTO THE PRISTINE FOREST SOIL…





”MAN,” 


HE THINKS, 


“THIS FOREST WAS SAVED FROM 


ALL OF THAT 


BENZENE AND 


THAT DIOXIN AND THOSE OTHER 


‘FOREVER CHEMICALS!’...GREAT!   





BUT THEN 


HE HEARS ANOTHER HUGE TRUCK COME UP THE SAME ROAD, 


AND THEY SEE THAT OLD CAR BLOCKING 


THE ROAD, 


AND THE PEOPLE IN THE TRUCK 


SAY, 


“AW, MAN, THIS JACKED-UP OLD JALOPY 



IS PREVENTING US 


FROM GETTING TO THAT CLEARING 


WE SAW AND NOW 


WE CAN’T CHOP DOWN AND SNATCH 


A WHOLE LOTTA TREES…


BUT THERE’S ANOTHER FOREST 


ABOUT 70 MILES FROM HERE!...


...LET’S GO TO THAT ONE!”  




THEN, THOSE ILLEGAL LOGGERS 


BACK THEIR HUGE LOGGING TRUCK UP 


AND LEAVE!...





WATCHING ALL OF THIS, HSR 



NOW SMILES 


AND THINKS, 


“WHOA!...THAT OLD JALOPY 


JUST SAVED THE DAY AGAIN! 


THIS MEANS THAT THE PRECIOUS TREES 


AND THE CANOPY, 



ALONG WITH ALL OF THE ANIMALS 


THAT LIVE HERE, 


WON’T HAVE TO ENDURE A


‘CHLOROPHYLLIC CIRCULATORY DISRUPTION!’…



...HIP HIP HOORAY!”  





BUT WAIT!...


...A CAR WITH 


SOME YOUNGSTERS 



STOPS 


BECAUSE OF THE OLD CAR, 



AND THEY SAY, 


“SHUCKS!...IT LOOKS LIKE WE 


CAN’T  EVEN LIGHT 


OUR FIREWORKS HERE!”  





THEN, THEY TOO LEAVE 


WITHOUT DOING 


ANY HARM 


TO THE VAST, VELVETY-GREEN 



VEGETATION!

 



NOW 


HE WALKS OVER TO THE OLD CAR IN THE ROAD, 


WHICH HE IS TOTALLY SURE 


COULD BE THE FOREST’S VERY BEST FRIEND NOW, 


AND 


HE OPENS THE TRUNK…AND 


...OMGOSH…CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!...


THERE’S SOME BOXES OF FOOD 


AND A TENT WITH SOME SLEEPING AND COOKING MATERIALS…


AND A RADIO…BUT THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD… 




“OH WELL,” 


HE THINKS, 


“INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO THE NEWS, 


I’LL LISTEN TO THE SOUNDS OF MY 



FRIENDLY FOREST!”




















May you have many...

...Smiles!










































“This is the first time 


I’ve been here to 

get my Wings serviced!”










































































This Bacterium, 


never before seen in the Mouth, 


is 



assaulting all of the Biofilm Community Members!









“My Host never flosses, 


so I take 


My Time 

to the ‘Buffet Line!”








“What!...Those Staphs and Streps 


are trying to 

sneak in the Back Door!”








“Hey…Biofilm…  


here’s some…  

...'Love Shots!’”
























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