a little Enamel!...Yes!...
"Winter is coming!...
And I so Love the Snow!"
"I hope that my Orthodontist isn't
too upset with me
because I
broke off a bracket!"
"I'm interviewing with Dr. Danny Dentation!...
I hope that he
doesn't mind My Ornamentation!"
Something tells me that
I better dress warmer!"
"Oh my...so you're on My Street!
Come on in and enjoy
what we have for you
on our
'Literary Table!'"
"Ever since Doctor Report
opened the Dental Spa
here,
I almost don't
want to leave!"
I feel so much better now
that the Stars are aligned
for my Dental Appointment!"
Now,
you and your
"don't look at me...
I know Nothing! "
smiles
are
just
Happily
'moving right along!'
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Without further ado...
we now introduce
Doctor Hollywood Report!"...
The Installment
for Today is
carried on a Big and Delicious Platter
of Brain Food
and is
presented to you
by some
Hard-nosed Sargents
trying to
get it
into your
'Thick Little Heads!'
Do you Understand?
If you do...
shout "Aaah!"
"AaaH!"
Good, and...
after all of this,
you can 'Kick Back and
Chill!...
Can I get an "Aaah?""
"Aaahggg!"
HSR was a
Crossing Guard once!...
And that's a
good thing!
Because the streets can be
Dangerous!
Sometimes, Guards,
who 'know the deal,'
let
others enter first!
And it helps that
these drivers
are patient!
Then, we have
the Walkers
who Text!
And this guy is so lucky...
...he at least gets up and walks!
But...
...under no circumstances,
does
HSR
want to
do This!
And that's a
good thing, because
we don't need
our Highways to
be the Wild Wild West!
But there's more Exploration
in store for HSR!...
Like last time,
during
"My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of
Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him—Right In Front Of Me!...Part 4.,"
where
HSR IS, ONCE AGAIN,
HANGING OUT
AT HIS MOM'S HOUSE
IN A
AND TODAY,
AFTER SOME THOUGHT,
HE DECIDES
TO CHECK THE CITY OUT
AND IT'S HAPPENINGS,
BUT THIS TIME HE
WANTS TO
DOCUMENT THE
THE 'MUNDANE AND THE CRAZY'
THAT HE'S BOUND TO SEE,
WITH AN
ALMIGHTY DRONE!
"I PAID A LOT
OF MONEY FOR
THIS DRONE," THINKS HSR,
"AND I HOPE THAT NO ONE
DECIDES TO...
TAKE IT DOWN!"
SO HE GETS TO A NICE SPOT,
AND SETS THE DRONE DOWN, THEN
HE PRESSES
THE CONTROLS,
AND,
WALLAH!
WE'RE 'OFF TO THE RACES!'
"WHERE SHOULD I
GO TO FIRST," HE THINKS,
AS
HE'S MOVING
PRETTY FAST!...
"I USE TO TRY
DRONE PLANES,"
THINKS HSR,
"BUT IT KEPT ON
DOING THIS!"
SO WITH HIS DRONE IN
THE AIR
HSR
SEES
THE SIGHTS!
AND NOW,
HE GETS LOWER
TO
SEE THE PEOPLE!
"THERE," SMILES HSR,
"I'MA GO THROUGH THAT
LOOP!...GREAT!...
SO HE'S SPEEDING
ALONG,
AND GE SEES
SOME LADIES PLAYING
GOLF!
BUT A LITTLE FURTHER ALONG,
SOME PEOPLE HAVE AN
ISSUE TO SETTLE!...
NOW,
AT A PARK...
PEOPLE ARE
HAVING FUN ON
ONE SIDE
AND
ANOTHER!...
IS THIS POOR BEAR
CARRYING THIS
GUY AROUND ALL DAY?...
NOW,
A PRETTY LADY WATCHES HIM
FLY BY!
WHAT'S THIS!...
A
'MUGGING GONE WRONG!'
AND NOW,
PASSING BY
ANOTHER PARK,
LOOK...
A
TAICHI ENTHUSIAST!...
AND AT A HIGH SCHOOL, A
'NOBODY GETS HIT' FIGHT!...
"OMG!," SHOUTS HSR...
WHAT A
SERENE SIGHT!
NEXT,
HSR FLIES OVER
A FOOTBALL GAME!
BUT...WHAT'S THIS!
A GIRL TACKLES
SO, AS IT STARTS TO GET DARK,
HSR DOES ONE MORE AGILITY FEAT!
YES!
HE MAKES THE DRONE
COME BACK HOME!...
BUT,
BEFORE LANDING,
HSR FLIES THROUGH
SOME FIREWORKS!
BUT, HIS CRAFT IS,
OH NO...
HIT!...
AND IT
FALLS TO THE GROUND!
BUT DURING
THE LAST VIDEO FEED,
HE SEES THIS LADY!
WALKING TOWARD IT!...
AND IN A LITTLE WHILE,
HIS CELL RINGS...
AND A WOMAN SAYS,
"I GOT YOUR
PHONE NUMBER FROM
YOUR DRONE!...
...DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING IT TO YOU?...
OR
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME TO MY PLACE TO
GET IT?"
NOW, HSR THINKS ABOUT
IT AND SAYS..." "
"I woke up this Morning!...
I'm
Happy Happy Happy!"
Believe you, Me!
There's a Story
behind every
Lost Tooth!
And some Stories are
Not-So-Very
Funny!...At All!
People use Bows and Arrows
to
make a...whoa...
...deal out of it...
and some might be too
shocked!
And some kids may
take it out
with
their
fingers!
Strings have
a place
in
extractions, too!
Here..."The
Dog made me do it!"
Accidents
help to take teeth out, too!
Then, of course
we have
Dental Experts
trying to
help!
It looks like this bird
did its owner
a favor!
Yes, some loose teeth
scream
for
attention!
Veterinarians like to
do their parts!
But after a
problematic loose tooth
is gone,
we usually have a
'Happy Camper!'
...Because tooth pain
and some Dental Treatments
'Ain't
No Joke!'
"Hey, Doctor...
when is my mouth gonna get
back to normal!"
I remember when I was a kid
and
you
took out one
of my Baby Teeth!
May you have many...
..."We're having a Three-part Dream tonight , HSR,
...and our First Part is about..."...
..."I like to 'Live In The Moment!'
I can't live and dwell in the Past,
and the future hasn't come yet!
But,
when it does get here...
I'm going to
'Live It Good!'"...
..."Sure...go ahead and tell me
what you want for Christmas!"...
...smiles!
"Hey, Hollywood!
You should
come up to the Mountains
with us!"
"Please come back next week!...
Because...
...I'll be waiting!"
There's nothing like...
Free Calisthenics!...
Meanwhile...Back At Where You Are Right Now!...
"I'm going to Ulcerate me some
Epithelium!"
"Chomp!...
There!...
off of that
"That's it, you Hygienist!...
Bring your
Digit a little closer...!"
"As long as I'm around
you'll never
take my Patient's tooth
away!"
"I'm fresh out of
Dental School,
and I'm
'Ready To Rock!'"
"I still have a ways to go
before I reach the
Dento-Enamel Junction!"
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