Friday, November 30, 2018

Some Of The 'Craziest Ways' To Take Out Baby Teeth!...

Can You Smile for Me?...I really would like that!...Come on!...Gimme just...



a little Enamel!...Yes!...

































































"Winter is coming!...


And I so Love the Snow!"

















































"I hope that my Orthodontist isn't

too upset with me


because I


broke off a bracket!"





















































"I'm interviewing with Dr. Danny Dentation!...

I hope that he


doesn't mind My Ornamentation!"









































Something tells me that


I better dress warmer!"

























































"Oh my...so you're on My Street!



Come on in and enjoy

what we have for you 

on our


'Literary Table!'"















































"Ever since Doctor Report

opened the Dental Spa

here,




I almost don't

want to leave!"














































I feel so much better now


that the Stars are aligned


for my Dental Appointment!"























































Now,

you and your

"don't look at me...


I know Nothing! "

smiles

are

just

Happily


'moving right along!'
















































Ladies and Gentlemen...

Without further ado...

we now introduce


Doctor Hollywood Report!"...






















































The Installment

for Today is

carried on a Big and Delicious Platter


of Brain Food

and is

presented to you

by some

Hard-nosed Sargents

trying to

get it


into your


'Thick Little Heads!'

Do you Understand?

If you do...

shout "Aaah!"


"AaaH!"

Good, and...

after all of this,

you can 'Kick Back and 


Chill!...


Can I get an "Aaah?""


"Aaahggg!"


















































HSR was a

Crossing Guard once!...


And that's a

good thing!

Because the streets can be

Dangerous!


Sometimes, Guards,

who 'know the deal,'

let 


others enter first!

And it helps that

these drivers 


are patient!


Then, we have

the Walkers


who Text!

And this guy is so lucky...


...he at least gets up and walks!



But...

...under no circumstances,

does 

HSR

want to


do This!




And that's a

good thing, because

we don't need

our Highways to

be the Wild Wild West!



But there's more Exploration

in store for HSR!...

Like last time,

during

"My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of 


Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him—Right In Front Of Me!...Part 4.,"


where

HSR IS, ONCE AGAIN,

HANGING OUT 

AT HIS MOM'S HOUSE

IN A 


DOWNTOWN HIGH RISE,

AND TODAY,

AFTER SOME THOUGHT,


HE DECIDES

TO CHECK THE CITY OUT

AND IT'S HAPPENINGS,

BUT THIS TIME HE

WANTS TO

DOCUMENT THE

THE 'MUNDANE AND THE CRAZY'

THAT HE'S BOUND TO SEE,

WITH AN


ALMIGHTY DRONE!

"I PAID A LOT

OF MONEY FOR

THIS DRONE," THINKS HSR,

"AND I HOPE THAT NO ONE

DECIDES TO...


TAKE IT DOWN!"

SO HE GETS TO A NICE SPOT,

AND SETS THE DRONE DOWN, THEN

HE PRESSES

THE CONTROLS,

AND,

WALLAH!


WE'RE 'OFF TO THE RACES!'

"WHERE SHOULD I


GO TO FIRST," HE THINKS,

AS

HE'S MOVING


PRETTY FAST!...

"I USE TO TRY

DRONE PLANES,"

THINKS HSR,

"BUT IT KEPT ON


DOING THIS!"

SO WITH HIS DRONE IN

THE AIR

HSR

SEES


THE SIGHTS!

AND NOW,

HE GETS LOWER

TO


SEE THE PEOPLE!

"THERE," SMILES HSR,

"I'MA GO THROUGH THAT


LOOP!...GREAT!...


SO HE'S SPEEDING


ALONG,

AND GE SEES

 SOME LADIES PLAYING


GOLF!

BUT A LITTLE FURTHER ALONG,

SOME PEOPLE HAVE AN


ISSUE TO SETTLE!...



NOW,

AT A PARK...

PEOPLE ARE


HAVING FUN ON 

ONE SIDE

AND


ANOTHER!...


IS THIS POOR BEAR

CARRYING THIS 


GUY AROUND ALL DAY?...





NOW,

A PRETTY LADY WATCHES HIM


FLY BY!





WHAT'S THIS!...



'MUGGING GONE WRONG!'



AND NOW,

PASSING BY 

ANOTHER PARK,

LOOK...



TAICHI ENTHUSIAST!...





AND AT A HIGH SCHOOL, A


'NOBODY GETS HIT' FIGHT!...



"OMG!," SHOUTS HSR...

WHAT A 


SERENE SIGHT!





NEXT,

HSR FLIES OVER

A FOOTBALL GAME!


BUT...WHAT'S THIS!

A GIRL TACKLES


AN OPPOSING FAN!



SO, AS IT STARTS TO GET DARK,

HSR DOES ONE MORE AGILITY FEAT!


YES!

NOW

HE MAKES THE DRONE

COME BACK HOME!...


BUT,

BEFORE LANDING,

HSR FLIES THROUGH

SOME FIREWORKS!


BUT, HIS CRAFT IS,

OH NO...

HIT!...

AND IT

FALLS TO THE GROUND!

BUT DURING

THE LAST VIDEO FEED,

HE SEES THIS LADY!


WALKING TOWARD IT!...

AND IN A LITTLE WHILE,

HIS CELL RINGS...

AND A WOMAN SAYS,

"I GOT YOUR

PHONE NUMBER FROM

YOUR DRONE!...

...DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING IT TO YOU?...

OR

WOULD YOU LIKE

TO COME TO MY PLACE TO

GET IT?"

NOW, HSR THINKS ABOUT

IT AND SAYS..."  "




















































































































Love Toothbrush®                                       














































































"I woke up this Morning!...

I'm


 Happy Happy Happy!"



























































Believe you, Me!

There's a Story

behind every 


Lost Tooth! 

And some Stories are 

Not-So-Very


Funny!...At All!


People use Bows and Arrows 


to


make a...whoa...


...deal out of it...

and some might be too


shocked!


And some kids may

take it out

with 


their


 fingers!



Strings have 

a place


 in 


extractions, too!


Here..."The


Dog made me do it!"


Accidents


help to take teeth out, too!


Then, of course

we have

Dental Experts


trying to


help!



It looks like this bird 

did its owner


a favor!


Yes, some loose teeth

scream


for


attention!



Veterinarians like to


do their parts!



But after a 

problematic loose tooth 

is gone,

we usually have a 


'Happy Camper!'



...Because tooth pain


and some Dental Treatments

'Ain't


No Joke!'










"Hey, Doctor...

when is my mouth gonna get


back to normal!"




























































































"Dr. Report,

I remember when I was a kid

and

you



took out one

of my Baby Teeth!


























May you have many...


..."We're having a Three-part Dream tonight , HSR,



...and our First Part is about..."...



..."I like to 'Live In The Moment!'


I can't live and dwell in the Past,


and the future hasn't come yet!


But, 

when it does get here...


I'm going to

'Live It Good!'"...



..."Sure...go ahead and tell me



what you want for Christmas!"...


...smiles!

















































"Hey, Hollywood!

You should



come up to the Mountains

with us!"



















"Please come back next week!...


Because...



...I'll be waiting!"









































There's nothing like...


Free Calisthenics!...





































Meanwhile...Back At Where You Are Right Now!...
















































"I'm going to Ulcerate me some


Epithelium!"






















"Chomp!...

There!...



I just bit a piece

off of that



Hygienist's Glove!...Yeah!"












"That's it, you Hygienist!...

Bring your


Digit a little closer...!"














"As long as I'm around

you'll never



take my Patient's tooth

away!"










"I'm fresh out of

Dental School,

and I'm



'Ready To Rock!'"











"I still have a ways to go

before I reach the



Dento-Enamel Junction!"



















































































































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