Friday, January 26, 2024

USC Dental Student Shoved Out Of Helicopter To Find Medicinal Plants!

 










Don’t 


over do 


anything in Life...



...except Life itself!



Wise Words!

Life can be Sweet, especially if 

you have it good!


But HSR has a level of 'Goodness' in his life,

however, it vacillates by his own

'silly actions'

that he doesn't think

all the way through!

These facts are

very evident

'all over the place'

in

"The 'Smilerati'…  

...Dentistry’s Coolest...   


...Secret Society!


and before that


in






and before that,

during

"They Say That In The End...You Can't Take Anything With You...   

...But, Wait... You Can 

Take...


Your Smile!"



So,

HSR MUST NOW

BREAK OUT THE TISSUE...

AND WIPE CLEAN!...

HE'S BEING DROPPED OFF

BY A HELICOPTER


THAT'S LOOKING FOR A SAFE 

PLACE TO LAND...


BUT THE IMPATIENT PILOT

JUST PUSHES DR. HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT OUT

INTO A VERY DENSE,

MISTY, AND

FULL-OF-LIFE JUNGLE,


AND HE IS SENT THERE

BY HIS CONTRACTOR,

THE BIOTECH FIRM

CELLULARPHARMACEUTICALS.COM,

AND

THEY PROMISE HIM

EXCELLENT COMPENSATION

WHICH HSR WILL USE

WHEN HE STARTS

ANOTHER TRIMESTER

AT

THE GREAT

DENTAL SCHOOL AT

USC!


BUT,

HE GETS NO GUARANTEES

ON THIS MISSION

FOR HIS SAFETY,


AND HE IS TASKED WITH

FINDING AT LEAST THREE

OF THE MOST POWERFUL,

MEDICINE-LADEN

ORGANIC PLANT SPECIES,

AND

BRING THEM BACK

TO THE COMPANY,

BUT,

AS HE DROPS FROM THE  COPTER

HE BREAKS SOME BRANCHES

ON HIS WAY DOWN

AND

HSR LANDS HARD

ON THE JUNGLE FLOOR,

BREAKING HIS TWO-WAY RADIO



AND HIS CELL PHONE


SO NOW,

HSR HAS TO USE HIS WITS

ABOUT HIM

AND FIND THE PLANTS

PLUS GET BACK

TO THE BIG CITY


SO,

HE KNOWS THAT THE

MOST IMPORTANT PLANT

FOR HIM TO FIND,

IS THE "SUCCULENT OF DOOM,"

WHICH GROWS WELL

ON THE FACES

OF STEEP CLIFFS...


LIKE THIS ONE...

SO,

HSR DUSTS HIMSELF OFF

AFTER THE

BARELY

NON-INJURIOUS FALL

AND LOOKS ONE WAY


AND THEN

ANOTHER WAY,

WHICH ALSO

HAS NO PATHS TO WALK DOWN...BUT

HSR REMEMBERS...

"THIS IS

'THE JUNGLE!'...

...AND THERE AIN'T NO STINKIN' PATHS!"...



WELL,

LOOKING ANOTHER WAY


HSR ALMOST 

FALLS BACK IN FEAR, 

BECAUSE THAT THERE TREE

DOESN'T LOOK FRIENDLY...

OR NATURAL!...



SO, 

HE LOOKS THE FOURTH WAY


AND SAYS, 

"SHEESH!...GIMME A BREAK!"

SO, 

HSR CAUTIOUSLY 

TIP TOES AROUND THE FUZZY 

AND FUNNY-LOOKING GIANT PLANT 


...



AND...

AFTER WALKING 

FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE MILES...

HE EMERGES 

FROM A SMALL VALLEY AND 

LOOKS TO THE RIGHT...

AND SEES...


"YIPEE!...THERE'S A PRETTY CLIFF!

AND 

THERE'S SOME GREEN STUFF 

ON ITS FACE, 

WHICH MEANS,

I JUST MIGHT FIND 

SOME OF WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR!"...



SO, 

HSR MAKES HIS WAY OVER THERE,

BUT ONE PART OF THE FACE IS


JUST TOO WET--AND SLIPPERY! 

"THAT WAY IS OUT OF THE QUESTION!" 

CONFIRMS HSR...




SO, 

HE REACHES A DRIER PART 

AND STARTS HIS ASCENSION...


AND AFTER ATTAINING 

A GOOD DISTANCE UP

HSR SLIDES 

TO THE SIDE AWHILE


AND AFTER SOME TIME...

HE SEES IT!...

"THERE IT IS... 

THE 'SUCCULENT OF DOOM!'"


AN EXCITED HSR SAYS IN JOY!

"I THINK I'LL 

KEEP ON GOING 

TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS CLIFF

FOR MORE PLANTS...

"I MIGHT 'GET LUCKY!,'" 

THINKS HSR...



AND GUESS WHAT...



HE COMES ACROSS A 

PARTICULARLY RARE...

AND RUMORED VERY POTENT...


"FALL FOR ME" 

FLOWERING BUSH!

"I'M ON A ROLL, NOW!" 


EXCLAIMS HSR!...

AND OF COURSE...

...HE DOES 

THE ONE THING THAT 

CLIMBERS ARE NOT SUPPOSE DO...

..."DON'T 


LOOK 

DOWN!"...


SO, 

HE

GETS HIMSELF BACK TOGETHER

THEN,

HE PACKS THE SECOND SPECIMEN 

INTO A POUCH, 

BUT, 



RIGHT THEN...

HSR IS SOMEWHAT STARTLED!...




FROM OUT OF NOWHERE

SOMEONE ASKS, 

"HEY, BUDDY...

...IT LOOKS LIKE 

YOU FOUND SOME 

OF THE GOOD STUFF, MAN!"

AND HSR 

TURNS TO THE SIDE AND SEES


A GUY JUST HANGING THERE!

AND HSR SAYS, 

"WHOA! YOU HAD ME THERE 

FOR A MINUTE!...

HEY, MY NAME IS REPORT!"

"NICE HANGIN' WITH YOU, REPORT!... 

MY NAME IS ATTABOY, 

ATTABOY FLY," 

CONTINUES THE OTHER CLIMBER, 

"I WOULD 

SHAKE YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW, 

BUT..."

THEN,

 THEY BOTH LET OUT A CHUCKLE

AT HIS JOKE...

"HEY, REPORT...

THAT'S MY WIFE OVER THERE


HER NAME'S NIMBELLA...

AND 

OVER THERE'S 

MY DAUGHTER


"LEDGE!"

SHE'S BEEN ACTING SOUR TODAY...

SO 

WE HAVE HER 

COOLING HER HEELS ON...

...A...LEDGE!"...

"AND FURTHER DOWN, 

IS MY SON


"ROCKY!"

"AND WAY OVER THERE IS MY SISTER


"SNOW!"

"SO, SHE'S SNOW FLY?" 

OBSERVES HSR...

"GOT THAT RIGHT, 

REPORT," SAYS ATTABOY...

"HEY,

MR. REPORT...WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH

PICKING OUT PLANTS... 

PLEASE, 

COME ON OVER TO OUR PLACE 

DOWN THE HILL!"


SO, 

WITH TWO MAGICAL PLANTS 

IN HIS POSSESSION, 

HSR CALLS IT A DAY...

AND 

HE

WILL SEE WHAT'S UP 

WHEN TOMORROW COMES!...

NOW. 

EVERY ONE HEADS OVER 

TO ATTABOY'S PLACE AND

WHILE 

THEY'RE FIXING DINNER,

HSR SAYS, 

"I CAN TELL THAT YOU GUYS 

REALLY LOVE IT UP HERE!...BUT, 

MR. FLY, 

WERE YOU RAISED IN THE MOUNTAINS, TOO?"...

"I SURE WAS, MR. REPORT,"

CONTINUES ATTABOY,

"TO US, OUR CLIFF WALLS

ARE JUST LIKE SIDEWALKS...

"BUT,

 WE LIVE OUR LIVES

NINTY DEGREES 



DIFFERENTLY

THAN CITY FOLK!

"SOME PEOPLE GET OFF

ON THE HORIZONTAL...WELL...

WE GET OFF ON THE VERTICAL! 

YES,

WE REALLY DO,

LITERALLY,

LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE,

RIGHT LEDGE?" 

SAYS ATTABOY...




"RIGHT, ERR, RIGHT ANGLE, DAD,"

RESPONDS LEDGE...



ATTABOY CONTINUES,

"I DON'T THINK THAT

WE COULD MAKE IT OTHERWISE!...




NOW,

ATTABOY'S SISTER,

SNOW FLY, 

SAYS, 

"SO, MR. REPORT,

THOSE TWO PLANTS YOU HAVE...

THEY'RE ALMOST THE STRONGEST...

...THERE ARE A BUNCH MORE

RARE MEDICAL PLANTS OUT HERE,

MAYBE

I CAN SHOW TOMORROW!"




"WELL, THANK YOU,

SNOW FLY!,"

SAYS HSR...

AND SNOW ADDS,

"THERE ARE TWO PLANTS

THAT I KNOW 

YOU'LL REALLY LIKE....

...ONE'S VERY IMPORTANT TO US...

IT'S FOR 


VERTIGO!...

...BUT,

THEY'RE  ON THE

MOST RUGGED CLIFFS OUT HERE"...



NOW,

ATTABOY'S WIFE,

NIMBELLA, 

HAPPILY ANNOUNCES,

"DINNER'S READY...

COME AND GET IT!"



SO,

WE ALL TAKE A SEAT


AND EVERY ONE 

CHOWS DOWN 

LIKE THEY MEAN IT...

WITH LITTLE TALKING!...



THEN, 

AFTER DINNER, 

SNOW FLY SAYS TO HSR, 

"CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING 

OUTSIDE?"




AND HSR AND SNOW GO 

TO A LOUNGE AREA 

AND SNOW SITS DOWN FIRST


IN THE RARE 

AND FRESH SUNSET AIR...

AND SNOW ASKS HSR, 

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING 

TO DO WITH THE PLANTS?"...

"I'M GOING TO TAKE THEM 

TO A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY...

AND THEY'LL 

MAKE MEDICINES OUT OF THEM!" 

EXPLAINS HSR...

"THAT MEANS THAT 

YOU'LL BE LEAVING HERE?" 

LAMENTS SNOW FLY.

"YES...BUT VERY LIKELY, 

I'LL BE BACK!" 

DELIGHTS HSR, 

"BECAUSE SO MANY CURES 

ARE IN THE PLANTS 

OF THESE FAR AWAY MOUNTAINS!"...




"MR. REPORT... 

I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING," 

SAYS SNOW FLY...




"AND WHAT'S THAT, SNOW?




"WHEN THE PLANTS ARE PREPARED 

AND CONSUMED WHOLE, 

LIKE THEY ARE TONIGHT, 

THEY ALWAYS HAVE 

BEAUTIFUL SIDE EFFECTS...

...THE PLANT WE

COOKED WITH TONIGHT...

BOTANI-ULTIMO EXPERIENCIA,

WILL INFLUENCE YOU...

...VERY SOON!"...



..."TELL ME, 

MR. REPORT...WHAT DO YOU SEE NOW?" 

ASKS SNOW...




THEN, 

HSR LOOKS TO THE SKY 

AND SEES


"OMG!" SAYS 

AN ASTONISHED HSR, 

"HEY, CHECK THAT SUNSET!...

AND THAT LADY NEXT TO IT!...

SHE LOOKS A LOT LIKE...

...YOU!"

NOW, 

HSR FEELS HIS REALITY 

GETTING 'DIMENSIONALLY RICH'


AND 

HE'S STARTING TO FEEL 

THE PULSES

OF THE 

FAR AWAY 

STARS ALPHA 

CENTAURI 

AND 

POLARIS...


AND EVEN 

OUR MILKY WAY'S  

CENTRAL

BLACK HOLES!...




HSR

 IS NOW 

REAL-TIME CONNECTING

WITH THE 

UNIVERSALLY-UBIQUITOUS 

AND PERVASIVE 

ELECTROMAGNETIC

MACRO-AND-MICRO

FREQUENCIES!...


AND NOW, 

A THUMPING, 

IS FELT ALL OVER

HIS BODY!..


HE  STILL LOOKS THE SAME, 

BUT HE FEELS LIKE 

HIS LIPS AND FACE, 

ARE FEELING

MANY MULTITUDES 

OF LOVELY BURSTS!...



AND HIS NERVES...

...ALL OF THEM...

SEEM TO FEEL SWEET...AND..

'LIT UP!'


AND, THEN, 

HSR TURNS 

BACK AROUND TO SNOW,...

...AND HE CAN'T HELP... 

...BUT 

BE STRONGLY, 

DREAMILY, 

AND 

MAGNETICALLY PULLED IN...

...CLOSER AND CLOSER...

TO HER

PATIENTLY WAITING

AND REWARDING,


PERFECTLY 

WARMER THAN WARM

SELF!



...



AND IN A BIT...

EVERYTHING STARTS TO GO

INTO A BLUR

BUT,

HSR FEELS

A LOT OF HIS BODY

GOING THROUGH RUMBLINGS

LIKE THIS


AND


THIS!...


NOW...

AS HSR SITS ON THE COUCH

OUTSIDE,

HE CLOSES HIS EYES FOR

JUST A LITTLE,

THEN,

HE PICKS UP A

VISUAL DREAM,

IN A NEW REALM...

AND IN THAT DREAM,

SNOW FLY ASKS,

"MR. REPORT!...


...YOU ARE A WONDERFUL MAN...


...AND I WISH THAT 

YOU COULD STAY WITH ME...

...FOREVER, 

BUT,


I REALLY WANT TO

MAXIMIZE THE 

JOY OF OUR TOGETHERNESS


RIGHT NOW!...

...AFTER MEETING YOU

...NO MATTER NEAR


NOR FAR,


YOU WILL ALWAYS


BE WITH ME!"



"WERE WE EVER TOGETHER," SHE CONTINUES,


"IN


ANOTHER


TIME, PLACE,

AND REALITY?...

...YES!...


...WE MUST HAVE BEEN...

...OR...ARE!"...



"I REMEMBER

READING YOUR


NOTES OF LOVE TO ME!...HSR!...

...OMGOSH!

WHEN OUR CLOUDS


AND OUR SKIES


ENTANGLE...

OH-

BOY!...

WATCH OUT!"...



NOW...HSR THINKS THAT

HE IS WAKING UP...

OR...

...IS EVOLVING INTO

...A NEW REALITY!...




"LET US PLAY

IN EACH OTHER'S


VISUAL LOVE

A LITTLE MORE!" APPARENTLY

URGES SNOW...




STILL SUPERSATURATED

WITH THE SUPERNATANT

SUBSTANCE,

BOTANI-ULTIMO EXPERIENCIA,

HSR

"SEES AND BEHOLDS" HIS LOVELY SNOW

AND

TAKES HER IN

HIS

'ENTANGLING VISION'

FOR

A LOT


MORE



ADVENTURE!




...





SO,

THE NEXT MORNING....

BEFORE HE WAKES,

VISIONS OF A

PRETTY BEACH,


DREAMILY

ENTERTAIN HIM...



...AND...

WHILE SLEEPING,

HE ADMITS TO HIMSELF

"WHEN I GET TIRED,

I WISH THAT THERE ARE



EASIER WAYS!...



THEN, AFTER WAKING UP

AND TALKING WITH THE FLYS,

HE TELLS

SNOW FLY...



"GOOD MORNING!"


"AND A WONDERFUL DAY

TO YOU,

SIR," SHE RETURNS...




AND THEY TALK A LITTLE MORE,

...THEN

HE TELLS HER

'THANKS' FOR THE

LOCATIONS

THAT HE SHOULD CHECK,

FOR

THE

'SPECIAL FOLIAGE'...


AND HE CAN'T

STOP THINKING ABOUT THE



WHILE SHE'S TALKING...



AFTER HE LEAVES HER,

HE'S ON HIS WAY,

AND HE MOVES

ALONG THE CLIFF FACES

WITH LITTLE DIFFICULTY,

WHILE SEEING

OTHER CLIMBERS

IN ONE AREA



AND IN


ANOTHER...



AND...

ANOTHER ONE



...OVER THERE!...



BUT

FOR HIM

IT'S A LITTLE TIGHT

IN A COUPLE



OF


PLACES.



HOWEVER,

HE'S KEEPS 

PLOUGHING FORWARD,

AND 

NOW

HE 

TURNS A CORNER

AND SEES

A RARE

"SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY' 

BUSH

AND...

...BELOW IT...

OMGSH!...

...NOBODY'S GOING TO 

BELIEVE ME!...A 


'MADRE OF THE STARS!'




AND AFTER CONTINUING ON A LITTLE BIT MORE,

HE FINDS 

WHAT MIGHT POSSIBLY

BE 

THE 

'BIGGEST BAG'

OF THE TRIP...

...THE



RED 'PAN SALUD,'

WHICH IS PURPORTEDLY

USED TO 

CURE ALL PHYSICAL AILMENTS!



SO 

AS HE LOOKS 

AROUND

FOR A PLACE TO 

'HANG OUT'...

HE THINKS,

"SO, 

TOMORROW,

I'M GOING TO START BACK TO THE

BIG CITY 

AND 


THAT COMPANY,

CELLULARPHARMACEUTICALS,

SO I  

CAN GET MY

FINDER'S FEES!"




AND WITH SOME OF THE

REWARD,

HE PLANS TO BUY

A RIDICULOUS

RACING DRONE


AND SAVE THE REST 

FOR DENTAL SCHOOL!...

...BUT...

...FOR NOW...

WITH HIS BOUNTY

OF 

POWERFUL PLANTS,

HE SETS UP 

TO TAKE A NICE

REST


BEFORE PROCEEDING!



...



SO, 


THE NEXT MORNING, 


HE THINKS ABOUT THE RECEPTION THAT 


HE MIGHT GET 


WHEN 


THE SCIENTISTS/INVESTORS 


AT


CELLULARPHARMACEUTICALS


SEE ALL OF THE 


'GOODIES' THAT 


HE MANAGED TO FIND, 


ESPECIALLY THE DISEASE-HEALING 


‘PAN SALUD BUCKET ORCHIDS!’ 





"MAYBE I CAN 


PAY FOR THE REST OF MY



DENTAL SCHOOL TUITION 


WITH JUST THIS ONE 


TRIP! "




THEN, HE THINKS, 


“IF THIS TURNS OUT RIGHT, 


I MIGHT 


GO BACK AND SEE 


THE FLY FAMILY AND 


SNOW AGAIN!”




SO,


AS HSR MAKES


HIS WAY BACK TO THE CITY,


HE MUST PASS THROUGH A


WHOLE BUNCH OF 



FOREST!


AND WHILE


HE COVERS A LOT OF GROUND, HE SEES


SOME



PRETTY SIGHTS...


BUT HE'S NOW STARTING TO GET 


...HUNGRY!




AND HE PUTS HIS HAND IN 


HIS POCKET


FOR NO APPARENT


REASON, BUT 


THEN HE


FINDS A NOTE FROM


SNOW FLY AND IT READS,


"DEAR MR. REPORT, HERE


ARE SOME SEEDS TO SUCK ON TO


HELP TAKE THE 


HUNGER PANGS AWAY, LOVE SNOW!"




THEN HE TAKES


THE SEEDS 



OUT


OF HIS POCKET,


AND PUTS THEM IN HIS MOUTH,


AND HE KEEPS WALKING...



HOWEVER...




AFTER A WHILE,


THE FOREST STARTS TO LOOK LIKE


A



MAGICAL PLACE!...


EVEN WHEN IT



RAINS A LITTLE!




NOW, AS HE CONTINUES


THROUGH


WHAT HE THINKS


IS



THE WAY BACK HOME,

A STRANGE OCCURRENCE 

TAKES PLACE!

AND A VISIBLE FORCE

COMES AND 



OUT OF IT 


APPEARS...

SOMETHING OR SOMEONE,

WHO SPEAKS,

"I AM THE SPIRIT OF


THE VEGETATION!...I KNOW THAT

YOU POSSESS SEVERAL PLANTS THAT HAVE

CURES THAT THE

HUMAN RACE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW

ALL ABOUT YET!...

I CANNOT, AND I DON'T WANT

TO STOP YOU, HOWEVER,

SINCE YOU ARE NOT A 

NEFARIOUS PERSON,

I WANT TO POTENTIATE 

AND MAXIMIZE

THE STRENGTHS AND POTENCIES 

AND HALF-LIFES

OF THE MEDICAL PLANTS THAT YOU HAVE!

I SHALL NOW CALL 

THESE PROPERTIES TO COME!"



NOW, 

SHE MOTIONS IN A

'POWERFUL WAY' 

AND


A VIBRANT LIGHT

COMES DOWN TO HER AND


SHE CLASPS IT AND 


PLACES IT IN HSR'S HAND...


THEN SHE SAYS,

"WHEN YOU GO INTO THE CITY...BEWARE!...


...IF YOU THINK THAT 

THESE MEDICINES

WILL FALL INTO 

THE WRONG HANDS...

...HOLD ON TO THEM YOURSELF,

UNTIL THE RIGHT TIME AND 

CIRCUMSTANCES COME ABOUT!



AND RIGHT AFTER THAT,

SHE LEAVES


THE SAME WAY THAT


SHE CAME!



OKAY!...SO,

HSR, THE MEDICINE

PLANT HUNTER,

WALKS A LITTLE MORE,

THEN 

SETS UP CAMP AND

ENJOYS THE NATURAL 

JUNGLE NIGHT,

WHICH HAS HIM

DREAMING ABOUT

FLOATING ABOVE THE

RAINFOREST CANOPY!









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Dental Hygiene Methods Choreographer,