"I Can't Believe It!...You Haven't...Brushed Or Flossed....Your Teeth...For Some Days...Because...Your Girlfriend Dentist...
...Dumped You?"...
..."Hhmmm!"...
"We don't have to go
looking very far
to see
what is Most Important to Us
in Life!
You might even say that
what's most here
are
the 'Four Fs'...
which are
Family, Friends, Food,
...and...
our Faces!"
"God bless the Child
that has
its Own!...That is what
many People Profess!
Be Grateful for
what
You have, and
take care of it all,
and Cherish it all!
And hope that
You and Yours
last in great shape
for as long
as You need Them...
...Hands...
Down!
...And for those of You
Who Read me...
...'Thank You!'"
"I Brush and Floss
a lot because
when...
You're Close...
I want to be My
...'Freshest and Purest!'"
"Hollywood....
I just want to say that
I like you and that
I don't take you for
Granted!
...And..
if there's anything
that You want...
...Please...Let Me Know!"
"Doctor Report is
meeting some
investors who want to
learn more about the
Winge Institute for the Oral Sciences!
...It shouldn't
take too long!"
"Doctor Report...please let me
fill you in
on some
'Conclusions'
I have come to!"
"Hollywood says that
he wants to
get in front of
My Face
so that
I don't take him for granted!...
So, I told him to...
...'Step Up To The Plate!'"
"Hollywood...I don't want to
take You for granted...
I just want to...
Take You with Me!"
You and Your
'I don't take anything for Granted
because...
I know that Many Things are
important for
My Well Being'
Smiles
are
just Happy to be able to
frequent Your
Own Personal
'Mountain Tops!'
This
'Time to be Grateful'
Episode is brought to you by
Aliens that are thankful that they
found
'Life-Sustaining Earth!'
There goes HSR again,
He's about to fail by
'too closely'
looking his 'Gift Horse'
in the
Oral Cavity!
That's it!...
go ahead and...look
Mr. Ed 'right
good' in the
'Chompers!'
And see what follows!...
Maybe...just maybe...
what will happen
is
just like what happened
in
Can You Tell...If...People Are...'Straight'... 'LG
BT' ...'Pan'...
'Fluid'...'Cross
Dressing'...'They'...'Non-Binary'...
'None Of The Above ... 'All Of The Above'...Or...
'What Ever*'...Just By... Looking At...Their...
...Smiles?'''
and also in the Post,
"I'm An Uber Driver...And...
...A
Dentist On The Side!"...
And...
...like the rest of us,
WE WANT
TO LIVE
SAFE AND SANE LIVES...RIGHT?...
SO WHAT DOES
HSR ASPIRE
TO DO NEXT?...
HE WANTS TO
HELP OUT AND EXPLORE
SOME OF
THE REGIONS OF
THE SOUTH POLE
GOOD OL'
SO TO GET THERE,
FIRST OF ALL,
HE MUST
BRAVE THE
VIOLENTLY ROUGH
AND THIS DOES WONDERS
FOR HIS
DIGESTIVE DYSPEPSIA!
BUT,
HIS SHIP
FINALLY GETS THERE...
AND GUESS WHAT?...
THERE'S PLENTY OF
ICE!...
YES!...
WAY MORE
THAN ENOUGH
NEEDED TO COOL
OFF
FROM THE
SUMMER HEAT!
AND AFTER
PLOUGHING THROUGH THE STUFF
FOR A LONG TIME,
HE'S THERE!
SO,
HE EXPECTS TO SEE
A TOTAL
WASTELAND OF
COLD AND SCRAGGLY
FRIGID STUFF!...BUT...
AFTER GETTING
OFF OF THE SHIP
THERE ARE SOME
WONDERFUL
SIGHTS!...
THEN,
HE SEES
PLENTY OF
PINGUINS!
WITH SOME OF THEM
PLAYING
WITH THEMSELVES,
BUT NOT WITH
HSR!...HE'S
TRESPASSING!...
NOW, AFTER
GETTING PAST
THEM,
HE MUST
WALK, AND WALK
AND WALK
SOME MORE!...
AND SOME PARTS
LOOK LIKE A DESERT!
BUT IT'S MADE OF
ALL ICE!
THEN,
HE PASSES A
SNOW
SCULPTURE,
AND HE PASSES ONE
DESERTED CAMP,
BUT,
HE COMES ACROSS ANOTHER ONE
AND THERE
HE FINDS
SOME
FRIENDLY
PEOPLE!
"HI THERE,
DR. REPORT!
AND WELCOME!...
I HOPE
YOU'RE
NOT EXPECTING
A
FIVE STAR
HOTEL
HERE!
BUT,
WE DO HAVE
NICE TENTS!
AND THAT ONE THERE
IS ALL YOURS!...DO YOU
KNOW THAT IT'S ELEVEN O'CLOCK
AT NIGHT?
WE CURRENTLY HAVE
24 HOUR SUN SHINE!
BUT LET ME SHOW
YOU THE INSIDE
OF YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS!
INSIDE, IT CAN BE SORT OF
COMFY!...
...HSR...WE CAN KEEP WARM
BY THE FIRESIDE...
IF YOU'D LIKE...BUT FIRST...
LET'S
"ICE CHESS!"
SO...
THE GROUP HAS SOME
FUN TIMES
INTO THE NIGHT,
THEN,
THEY CATCH SOME
REST TO START OUT EARLY IN THE
MORNING AND EXPLORE AROUND!...
"HSR!.. THERE'S A
HUGE CRACK
IN THE GLACIER
NEARBY...LET'S
CHECK IT OUT!
AND AFTER WALKING A WHILE,
THEY GET TO
A FISSURE
AND HSR LIGHTLY
WALKS
TO THE
EDGE
TO GET A BETTER LOOK...
BUT
UH OH!...
HE LOOSES HIF FOOTING AND
FALLS INTO THE CRACK!...
BOY!...WILL HE
EVER LEARN
NOT TO
GET TOO
CLOSE TO
DANGER?
AND NOT ONLY THAT,
HE SLIDES DOWN A CAVE OF ICE
FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE
WHOLE MINUTES!...
SO...
HE'S SEPARATED FROM THE REST OF THE PEOPLE!
...OH NO!...
WELL, HE'S NOT HURT BAD,
BUT WHEN HE
DUSTS HIMSELF OFF,
HE LOOKS AROUND
AND
SEES SOME EVIDENCE
OF
PREVIOUS LIFE!...
WHAT A FIND!...
NOW
ALL HE HAS TO DO
IS
GET BACK TO THE TOP!
BUT, WAIT...
HSR
LOOKS AROUND A LITTLE MORE
AND SEES
A MUMMY...
AND A
FROZEN
ICE AGE MAMMOTH!...
AND WHAT'S THIS!...
A WHOLE BUNCH OF
THAT
'PRETTY LITTLE GOLD STUFF!'
SO, NOW...
HSR
SMILES AND FROWNS
AT THE SAME TIME,
AND THINKS,
"I'VE GOT TO
MAKE IT BACK AND
TELL THE
OTHERS...BUT...
FIRST...
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"
...
"I NEED TO
LOOK AROUND
TO SEE IF THERE
ARE ANY EXITS!"
THINKS HSR...
SO... HE ROAMS AROUND
HERE
AND
THERE, LOOKING
FOR AN OUT...BUT...WAIT...WHAT'S THIS!
HE FINDS A...OMGOSH...
A...HOT SPRINGS
UNDER THE ICE
WHERE HE CAN KEEP WARMER...
GREAT!...SO HE
SITS DOWN FOR A SECOND,
AND TRIES TO RELAX AFTER
FINDING THAT
GOLD AND
DINOSAUR BONES AND
THE REST...AND HE
GRABS A
LITTLE BIT OF SLEEP!
AND WHILE 'IN THERE,'
HE
IS TENDING TO
THINK ABOUT
WHERE HE
IS GOING,
INSTEAD OF
WHERE HE HAS BEEN!...
...AND HE ALSO ENCOUNTERS SOME
AMORPHOUS
ACTIVITY!'
THEN,
HE IS AWAKENED BY
...A MERMAID...
...OF ALL THINGS!
AND
SHE COMES CLOSER
TO HSR AND SAYS,
"HELLO, THERE!...HOW...
DID YOU GET IN HERE?....
THIS PLACE IS
SUPPOSEDLY..
...IMPENETRABLE!"
"TO GET HERE," HE SAYS, "I
FELL THROUGH A BIG CRACK
IN THE ICE
AND I
SLID DOWN A LOT...SO...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO
GET OUT OF HERE!"
"WELL,
THAT'S JUST FINE,
BECAUSE, NOW...
YOU AND I...
HAVE A LOT TO DISCUSS!"
"Are Your Needs bigger than
Your Wants, or
vice versa?"
"I think I know why
many People
don't take care of their teeth
like they should...
...I feel that They know better,
but
they just don't
'Make Time' to do it!''
"I have a Friend who,
when He's 'On the Run,' and He can't Brush and Floss, at least
He does 'Rinse and Spit!'"
"Let Me share this with You...
...Clinically,
I try to
find out
why People do what
they do...and...
sometimes it can be
explained in terms
of the interactions
between
the Id, the Ego, and the Superego!...
But
at other times,
different items may come
into play, as to why People
don't clean their teeth
when needed!"
"In some instances, we take Things and other People
for granted because
we think that those important Things
will always be there for us,
no matter how We act!"
"We may tend to underestimate
the Values of
Our Teeth and Mouths
to Our overall Health, and
We may not give them their
due Recognitions and Attentions!...The
Id, which demands immediate
and unadulterated
satisfaction in what we set
out to do, may exert its 'Rampaging Behavioral Effects,'
which
may force Us to
neglect our Oral Hygiene needs!"...
"A possible way
to correctively approach this
is to look
at Your Teeth in the Mirror,
and,
with your clean fingers,
touch them gently,
and floss them,
and brush them, and
tell Your Teeth that
You Love them!...
I believe that Your Teeth can
'pick up'
on these messages, and that they
can hear you
and they will
appreciate and shine for you
in return!...And they will
Protect you, and Bite for You,
when ever You want!"
"So...be thankful and take Care
of the things that are important to you:
Your Family, Your Friends,
Your God, and Your Teeth!...
...Just try having a day
without them
and see how you feel!
...And remember...when you
Smile for that Selfie,
you want that
photo to show you
and the
World that
Your Smile and Your Teeth
really are
'All That!'"
"I know that
Oral Hygiene and
taking care
of the Body and Mind
take a lot of work,
but in this World,
We have to
put our
'Best Feet Forward'
in this
...'Game
...of Life!'"
"Hi there!...Ummm...Don't look
at Me!...I'm an
Astrophysicist...
"Hey!...I always like a
Good Fight...and...
ain't Nobody or No Thing
taking away
My
Pretty Smile!"
"Look...Son...I don't care
what all those people say!
You better go in there
and take care of Your
Stinky Breath
and
Dirty Teeth...
...right now!...
...Or Else!"
May you have many...
"It's time to go!...
...And I'm glad that
I have Uber and Lyft
...and a Taxi,
if I have to!...
...and...
I'm glad that I have...
...My 'Viable Destination!'"...
..."I like the way that...
You 'think' you can
'Sing Karaoke!'"...
..."Believe it or not, HSR, each of Us
is the
...'Center of Our Own Galaxy!'"...
..."My Heart sings...
for the Elegance of
the Simple things!
And my Heart sings
for Our understanding of
some of the
Complexities
of Nature and Technology!
And my Heart sings
when I hear You...
...smiles!
"I've known you for Years,
and
there are things that
I still
don't know about You!
You really are My..
'Mystery Man!"
"Now My Wings are
all Primed up
and
Ready to Go!
...Baby Teeth...Here I Come!"
"There He Is!...Finally!...
...But...
...I Love Him So,
and...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
All Of The Views...
...Are Just Fine!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“The Dental Sulcus is like a ‘Food Trough’ to Me!...
…And…
…There’s one right here!”
“Any closer and
I’m gonna …
…Sock You!”
“My ‘Micro-slime
can help increase
Dental Cavities by 50%!”
"I don't feel like
speaking to any
Reporters right now...
...I just got offa Work!"
"Ha ha!... Your
Species just got...
slaughtered by the
Hygienists!"
"I'm an Oral Fungus,
and
My favorite Bacteria to
eat is, of course,
carious predatorus wingeulus!"
"You want to be
my
14th victim before Breakfast?"
"Please...
believe me,
when I say that...
...I mean you no harm!"
“Feet don’t fail Me now!... …I’m almost out of this…
…Interproximal ‘Hell Hole!’”
"The Only Thing
Sweeter than
'My Honey'
is
'My Honey'
Right Here!"
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