Friday, February 7, 2020

A 'Nerdy' USC Dental Student…Asks A…Pretty Classmate…To…Be His...'Valentine!' ...And…Whoa!...Now She's...!…

"That's Right!...I'ma Ask...Ananda Rehana Negly...The 'Finest Girl In The Class!'...To Be My 'Valentine!' ...After All...I Have The...Best Grades...In The Freshman Class!... And... Just Look At Me!...I'm...



...A Handsome And Happy Guy!...Right?"















































































"I have My 'Eye'


on this one Guy...and


I Hope that He asks

Me to be his

'Valentine!'


And if He Doesn't...


...I'll ask Him to

Be Mine!"
































































































































"Hollywood always asks Me

to be


His Valentine!...

As a Matter of Fact,


It's an Annual Thing!


And I know

that it's because


Both He...

...and I...


...'Have What It Takes!'"




























































































































"Sure, Doctor Molaar!....


I'll be your Valentine!...But only...


if We can Share...


My Favorite Box

of Chocolates!"
























































































"Last week,

My Hero had to

fight off Pirates and Monsters!

...I Hope


He's Okay!"











































































































"Of course, He's okay!...

I just saw HSR


in the 'Blue Room,'


Preparing for Today!"

































































































































"I didn't have to stand in Line

to see Hollywood!

I just


went in the Back Door!"











































































































"So,

Doctor Report...

...You're a Sophomore in Dental School

and,


I just got accepted into

the Ostrow School!...

...I was wondering...


...Can You

'Show Me The Ropes?'"

























































"I can Honestly say that...


'Love Makes The World Go 'Round' 

and


Our Species Propagated!"






























































You and Your

'I'm bringing My Friend A

Box of Chocolates


that is so delicious that

I'm ending up

eating them


Myself'

Smiles

are

so Enamored with


Each Other!



































































This

'World Wide Love Day'

Episode is brought to you by

People who also 

Like saying, "Will You be My 


Valentine!"









































































One of the Biggest Failures in this World,

besides HSR's

difficulties in

'Getting Things Perfectly Correct,'

is that Everyone

seems to be getting closer to

'Every Person for


Themselves!'



And that means that

We all have to

'Watch Our Backs!'

But...

We need to

at least try

to be

'Good People!'

HSR tries to be that!


And...Karma tries to recognize him that way...sometimes...


To examine this Hypothesis,

let's see

what he's doing in

the Post,

"Some Of The 'Craziest Ways' To Take Out 


Baby Teeth!..."


where HSR was flying

an


Aerial


Drone

to check out the

Action...

...both Crazy


and


peaceful,

of His

'Multifaceted'


City!


...And before that...

...in...

"My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of 



Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him—Right 


In Front Of Me!...


Part 4...,"



and just before that

in


"Can You Tell A...Smile By It's 


Cover?..."


and

that's where he

uses a

High-Powered

Telescope...


with 'Sound Pick Up'

of the People talking...

to

see

and hear how

We all

treat


and even

Mistreat


each other!...





But this time,

HSR WANTS TO

GET THE

'REAL FEEL' OF

THE STREETS!...

BUT...

HE'S NOT GOING TO WALK...

HE WANTS TO

RIDE HIS



TRUSTY UNICYCLE!


SO...

HE FIRST GOES DOWNSTAIRS

FROM HIS MOM'S

PLUSH AND FANCY

HIGH-RISE


PLACE,

AND THEN HE 


MOSIES ON OVER 

TO THE PARK!


AND THE FIRST THING

HE SEES

IS...

...OMGOSH!...



A 'DOUBLE-MESS-UP!'...

"I JUST HOPE THEY COME

OUT OF THAT OKAY,"

HE SAYS TO HIMSELF...



AND ON HIS WAY TO

THE PARK

HE THINKS

ABOUT SOME OF THE WAYS THAT

HE HAS SEEN 

PEOPLE USE 

UNICYCLES!


LIKE THIS ONE TIME

HE SAW A 


'TANDEM VERSION!'



AND THEN HE REMEMBERS


UNICYCLE FOOTBALL!


AND...

THE

WOWING 


CIRCUS GIRL!


NOW...

HERE'S ONE

HOCKEY GAME WHERE

THEY DON'T DO


'HARD CHECKING!'




AND HE REMEMBERS,

WITH FASCINATION.

THE 


BALLET VERSION!




AND...OF COURSE....

...THE 

'OUTLANSDISHLY-INSANE'


BASKETBALL-CYCLING!



SO,

WHEN HE

FINALLY

GETS TO 

THE PARK,

HE SEES SOME 

OF THE THINGS

THAT PEOPLE 

NATURALLY SEE,

AT ANY PARK,

LIKE LOVING


COUPLES,

AND 

'KIDS'

ON 


THE CAROSEL,

AND 

PEOPLE



EXERCISING, AND

...WHAT'S THIS!

A DOG AND PONY SHOW..


WITHOUT THE PONY!


YIKES!...PLEASE BE CAREFUL

IN THE



SWING AREA!


OKAY...

NOW

HE SEES

COMPETITIVE

FUTBOL


BETWEEN FRIENDS!

SO...

AFTER VIEWING 

ENOUGH OF THAT,

HE RIDES ON 


'TO THE STREETS,'

WHICH CAN BE 


DANGEROUS!...

...LIKE

THIS


KIND OF 

DANGEROUS!...



WHOA!...THAT GUY


IS 'SPIDERMAN AGILE!'...



NOW..FROM HER LOOKS...

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T...


GET IN HER WAY!


WHOA! THIS FAST GUY IS

BETTING $100 

IF

ANYONE



CAN GIVE HIM


A 'TOUCH UP!'...

SO FAR

NOBODY HAS 

COLLECTED!



OKAY!...

SOME HAPPY

 PEOPLE...



EXPRESSING THEMSELVES!



HEY...

 A 



SHOE SKATER!






NOW...

IS ANYTHING 

GOING TO



HAPPEN HERE?



"WOW!...

..SHE'S



GOT THE RIGHT FLAVOR!"




NEXT...

ONE OF THESE LADIES ASKS,

"CAN YOU



GIVE ONE OF US A RIDE?"


HSR KNOWS THAT THEY ARE

JUST JOKING,

SO,

HE SMILES AND



RIDES ON!...



"MY OH MY...


...SHE'S GOOD!" HE GRINS...




"UH OH," THINKS HSR,

"WHAT DOES



THIS GUY WANT?"...





AND A LITTLE FURTHER ON...

"HEY, YOUNG MAN!,"

SAYS



THIS LADY... "CAN YOU


DO IT WITH ONE LEG?"



"NAW...I'M NOT THAT GOOD!" HE REPLIES

AS HE



MOVES RIGHT ALONG...



NOW HE SAYS 

TO 

HIMSELF, "'I GUESS I BETTER MAKE IT ON 

BACK HOME!...

SOMETIMES 

THIS CITY



'GETS OUT OF POCKET!'"



BUT WAIT!...

...WHAT'S THIS?

...ONE OF HIS 

DENTAL SCHOOL PATIENTS

COMES UP TO HIM

AND SAYS,

"HI, SUGAR!...

...I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY AT OUR 


APPOINTMENT!"




WOW...HIS MOOD 

NOW...

IS

'WAY LIFTED,' AND

HE

GETS 

'CAREFREE'

HAPPY



AS HE


MAKES HIS

WAY BACK HOME...

RIDING

INTO THE



WELCOMING

SUNSET!













































































































Love Toothbrush®                                   


























































































"Naw, naw, naw, Man...

The World needs to 'Chill Out,'

with all of these


Wars and this Hatred!"



































































"It's the Truth," swears

USC Freshman Dental Student

Doctor Wing,



as he tells some Friends in

the USC

Ostrow Lunch Room,

"We had our

'White Coat Ceremony, and


and they are

starting to call

all of Us

in our Class,


'Doctors!'...

which is really


'Cool,' you know!"


Doctor Wing continues,

"So we start our classes,

which


last All Day...to get

knowledgable

in all the

needed Sciences!"


"Then, the next Semester,

we break off into

Study Groups,

and we are paired

up with a 

partner and


And I get

paired up with a real 'Cutie Pie,'

named 


Doctor Ananda Rehana Negly!

And, after some weeks,

I ask her,

"What kind of

Dentistry


in the Mouth

do You want to Practice?"

and she says,


"I'm not exactly sure yet...It's 

still My Freshman Year!...But I do like


treating Kids!"





"What do you plan on doing,"

She


asks...

"I like treating the


Things in the Mouth,

but

I want to get into the

more


Mechanical and

Digital Side!"


"You mean like 'Robotic


Dentistry?'"


"Yeah!...That's


it, Doctor Negly!...

...I want to specialize in


'Dental Robotics!" 

shares Doctor Wing.




"Wow!...that's really 

Forward Thinking, Doctor Wing. 

However...

I wonder

will Robots

take jobs away from

Dentists?" 


she asks.


"No, I don't think so...I think

that Dentists will still 

need to control

the Robots

in their Treatments...

The Bots will help us do

more exacting work!...Just

think of Robots  

as another part of

Our Armamentarium...Plus,

Robots don't have 

that

'Magical Charisma like 


I do!" He laughs!




And that makes Doctor Negly laugh


out loud, too!



"Hey, Doctor Negly!...Can I ask You

a question?" I ask Her.



"Sure...You can ask!"



"Well, Valentine's Day is coming up

and

I'd like to know

if

You and Your Parents Might Like 

some


Chocolate-covered Strawberries?"


"Sure...That's their Favorite," Doctor Negly

lets on, as her smile

lights up

even


more, "Let's get together

at My Parent's Place on Valentine's Day!...You are

the first person that they

are meeting from

My School!"




So, Valentine's Day Comes,

and Doctor Wing

meets Doctor Negly's Parents!...And he

finds out that

Doctor Negly's Dad

has a Doctorate in 


'Signal Processing!'

And they 

'Hit It Off,' real good

because

Doctor Wing has a

a Degree in 

'Signal Processing Engineering!'

So her Dad says, "I guess it's okay 

to ask my Doctor Daughter if

You want her to be Your Valentine...

but I don't know how 


she will Answer!"



So, Doctor Wing turns and asks Doctor Negly,

"Will You be My Valentine?"



And she answers, "Of Course!,"

with a short


kiss on the Cheek!




Then, 

Doctor Wing laughs and talks with 

Doctor Negly's Family

for a while more, then He goes Home!...






"So," Doctor Wing tells his friends in the 

Ostrow Lunch Room,

"I'm good friends with

the 'Prettiest


Pre-Doctoral Dental Student in the Whole Class'...

...and You're not, you Guys!...

...Ha ha ha!...

...How you like


'Them Apples?...Huh?"











































































































May you have many...




..."As Newborns,

We Start Out...


receiving

a lot

of Love and Hugs 


and Nuturing...That's all We Know!...


And We are Immersed in

those 


'Good Feelings!'


But...as We

get Older...


'The Ways of the World'

creep in...

...and...


...We have to

'Fight for Love!"...





..."So...You found this Man

'Wandering Aimlessly'

around

Our Camp?...

...I'd like to


...Interrogate Him Myself!"...





..."His Roses

have the

Sweetest Smells...

but...


...It's still

No Substitute!"...





"1, 2, 3,



...1, 2, 3...

Wait...you 


want Us to


jump higher

and


spin faster?"...






...smiles!


















































































"So...

...You want Me


to be

Your Valentine?


Well...

would You rather


...tell Me...

...or...


...Show Me Why?"






























































































"You won't believe that

there are

'Baby Tooth Pirates'

trying to


'Jack Us' for Our Loads!"


































































































See the Love 




























































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where We Can...   


...Reinvent Ourselves!...






























































































Dental Hygiene Wars!































































































































"Nobody knows it yet,

but...

I'm going to


'Crash' the

Hygienist's Convention!"









































"There are over

700 Speices 



of Oral Bacteria!


And that's just the Ones

We know about!


Why do I get the Feeling that...


there's 'Bad News' ahead?"















































"We're Prevotella!..

And You...Treponema Denticola...


...Out of Our Way!"

















































"I plan to...


'Shock and Awe'

Today!


































"The Good Part is that

My Host is

opening Her Mouth,

and

I can

See the Light!...

But...

The Bad Part is...


...This is a Dental Appointment!"











































"Yes!...

My Species Has...


...'Global Ambitions!"...


































"That Hygienist has a

Scaler

with

My Name

on it!...

...I...


...better Run!"




















































































Beware!...

Love can be


Prone to 

'Tectonic Shifts!'

















































































































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