Friday, January 31, 2020

"OMGosh!...Oh, Please, Oh, Please, Oh, Please!... Tell Me...Why!...It Costs...An Arm... And A Leg...To...Fix A...Tooth!"

"No...No...Nooooo!...It's Just Not Right!...It Costs Too Much!...And...


...I Really Need It!"...
















































































"Hi there!...I'm just relaxing

and


waiting for you to

come and Practice!...

...And...

now that You're here...


I'm ready to 

'Belt Out A Tune!...Would


You like it in...


A Minor or C Major?...













































































































"If You are an Adult

reading this,


then You know that

You're the 

Only One


that's going to take 


Proper Care 

of Your Teeth!...


...and...

if You Don't...

that

'Finger of Blame'

will be


Pointing Straight at You!

































































































"I got all Excited when

Hollywood 

'Proposed,'

but


it was

just

for a 'Toast!"



























































































"Doctor Report and I are going to


ride along the beach and


watch the Sunset after!"


































































































"I'm going to 

a Party with Him...

...and...



Oh, what shall I wear!"






































































































"I wore these Earrings

because



 I know that you're 


Crazy about Strawberries!"













































































"I'm going to 

'Transition'

into a 

homo cybergraphicus


so that

Hollywood and I

can



Experience all of the

'Technical Benefits!"


















































































"I so badly want to

go with HSR on


one of His Adventures...

...especially  to


the Snow or to 

The Amazon!"























































































You and Your

'I like My Smile just the way


it is'

Smiles

are

Primping in the Mirror

and 'Cellie' to


get it exactly Right!









































































This

'Dental-Treatments-are-Out-Of-Reach-for-most-People'

Episode

is brought to you by a Waitress

serving some

Good Hot Food


to warm your Insides,

so that you can


enjoy this Blog more!







































































































As with many

other things...

HSR seems to be

having problems

with


just getting out

of the Door in the Morning!...



Sooooo...

...what else is New!

Everyday has its own

Challenges and Roadblocks!...

But they can be

'Navigable!'

All of Us can seem to,

except for


HSR!...



Well, let's see

what he

has to navigate

this time!...



All I can say is

that he

'Met his Match'

last time,

in

OMGosh!...Dentist/Researcher Ralph Winge, D.D.S....


Performs...Secret CRISPR Experiment to...



Improve...Dental DNA...


But...Oh No!...Now ...A... Terrible...'Mouth Thing'...


...Is Happening!...


which is where,

HE IS

ACTUALLY BEHAVING HIMSELF

AS A STUDENT AT


USC DENTAL SCHOOL, AND

THE CLINIC IS BUSY AND

HUMMING ALONG, WITH

YOUNG DOCTORS TREATING PATIENTS

EVERYWHERE, AND

HSR IS FINISHING HIS PATIENT


AND

AFTER THE PATIENT LEAVES

AND THE AREA IS CLEANED UP,

ONE OF THE


ASSISTANTS SAYS.

"WELL, IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH NOW...

I'LL SEE YOU

IN AN HOUR!"




"OKAY," RESPONDS HSR...

WHO IS A LITTLE TIRED,

AND HE

DECIDES TO JUST LAY IN

THE DENTAL


CHAIR FOR A WHILE,

BUT...

ALMOST IMMEDIATELY,

AS SOON AS HIS HEAD

TOUCHES DOWN...

...HIS CONSCIOUS MIND

IS

'SWITCHED OFF!'

AND HE IS

NOW

AT THE


MERCY OF THE

'MYSTERIOUS

AND UNPREDICTABLE

DARK MATTER OF THE

SUBCONSCIOUS MIND!'

AND LATELY,

THAT 'SAME MIND'

HAS BEEN THROWING

'CRAZY CURVEBALLS'

HIS WAY!

BUT HE STARTS OUT,

THIS TIME, THINKING...

NOT JUST ABOUT



PRETTY SHIPS...

...BUT...

ABOUT...

...PIRATE


SHIPS!

THEN...

HIS DREAMY ATTENTION

GOES TO A

SPECIAL CASTLE

THAT HE HAS

NEVER

SEEN BEFORE



AND WHILE IN THERE

A WOMAN

SAYS TO HIM,


"FLEET COMMANDER REPORT,

THE AIR SHIP IS HERE

TO GIVE YOU A RIDE

TO THE PORT

FOR YOUR NEW SHIP!

AND...

...COME BACK AND

SEE ME



SOMETIME, OKAY!"



"OKAY," SAYS HSR...



SO,

AN AIRSHIP


PULLS UP NEXT TO THE



'CASTLE'

AND HE JUMPS IN

AND THEY FINALLY GET TO A

'SHIP SUPERMARKET

IN THE



SKY!'

AND...

AS

HE LOOKS AT

THE VARIOUS SHIPS, A

LADY SAILOR

COMES UP TO HIM

AND ASKS



HIM,

"HI THERE...SHALL I CALL YOU, 'CAPTAIN?'"



"HI THERE," RETURNS HSR, "SURE,

YOU CAN CALL ME CAPTAIN, BUT...

I DON'T HAVE A SHIP YET!...



AND THE LADY SAYS, " I CAN SHOW

YOU ONE THAT CAN DO

A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS,

BUT,

OTHER PEOPLE ARE

LOOKING AT IT TOO,

SO,

YOU



MAY HAVE TO ACT QUICKLY!"




SO THEY WALK

TO THE PLACE

THAT HAS THE

'SUPERIOR SHIP'...

...AND ...

"BOY...IS IT A BEAUTY!,"



SCREAMS HSR!

MEANWHILE,

ANOTHER SAILOR,

OFF TO THE SIDE,

WHO CAN'T TAKE



THE SHIP,

GIVES HSR

'THE EYE!'

SO, NOW...

CAPTAIN HSR

TAKES POSSESSION OF

THE SHIP,

AND HE ASKS THE LADY IF SHE CAN

SAIL WITH HIM, AND

BE THE 'FIRST MATE!'...

AND SHE SAYS,

"SURE, BUT...



I'D LIKE TO BRING A COUPLE

OF OTHER FOLK TO

HELP YOU SAIL...

...AND...

I'D LIKE TO GET AN

'HONEST PERCENTAGE'

OF ANY GOLD AND

VALUABLES THAT WE FIND!"




"THAT ONLY SOUNDS FAIR!" SAY HSR.



AND

AFTER A LITTLE WHILE

THE SHIP AND CREW ARE

READY TO SET SAIL!

AND BOY...DO

THEY LOOK



GOOD!

AND THEY CUT

A NICE FIGURE

ABOVE THE



CLOUDS!



BUT...AS THEY LEAVE...

...AN

ADMIRER



SEEMS TO BE SAD THAT

HE IS GONE FOR NOW!...




SO,

AFTER THEY SET SAIL,

EVERYTHING'S GOING

ALONG PRETTY NICELY,

AND ADMIRAL HSR

IS ENJOYING A

NICE MEAL IN



HIS SHIP'S CABIN!

NOW,

 THE SHIP'S COOK

TELLS THE CAPTAIN

THAT HE MISSES

HIS



'HOME TOWN,' AND THAT

ONE DAY,

HE WANTS HIS OWN

PIRATE



SHIP, TOO!



HOWEVER,

AFTER A WHILE,

A CREW MEMBER

SENSES THAT SOMETHING



IS UP!

NOW, SHE

ALERTS THE OTHER



CREW MEMBERS,

AND THEY SEE

AN ENEMY SHIP

ACROSS THE



WAY...

SO THEY...

GET

'READY...TO RUMBLE!'

AND

THEY GIVE IT

THEIR



'BEST SHOTS,'

AND EVENTUALLY



THE

ENEMY  'FLEES!!'




"CAPTAIN, ADMIRAL REPORT!"

SAYS THE


FIRST MATE, "WE RAN THEM

AWAY REAL GOOD, SIR,

AND THE WORD WILL SPREAD THAT

WE ARE NOT

TO BE 

'MESSED WITH!'...SIR...WHERE 

WOULD YOU LIKE 

US TO SAIL 


...NOW?"





"LET'S HEAD...

...DUE WEST...LIKE

'THE WILD WILD WEST!'"




AND THAT...



THEY DO...!




HOWEVER...

JUST BEFORE SUNSET

A CREW MATE RUNS UP TO

CAPTAIN REPORT

AND ALERTS HIM,


"CAPTAIN,  THERE'S

A HOSTILE SHIP

APPROACHING

OFF THE



STARBOARD BOW!"




"OH THE  _____  NO!" SCREAMS

THE CAPTAIN!...




BUT THE FIRST MATE SAYS,

"IVE FOUGHT THEM BEFORE

AND I KNOW THAT



THEY CAN BE BEATEN!...BUT STILL...

WE MUST BE VALIANT!"




SO, OF COURSE,

THERE IS A

'CLASHING OF THE CREWS'

AND


WHILE THEY 


CLAIM THEIR VICTORY,

THE CAPTAIN THINKS ABOUT THE


GIRL

BACK HOME!....

BUT...

...JUST THEN...

"DOCTOR REPORT, YOU'VE BEEN 

SLEEPING WAY 


PAST LUNCH," SAYS

THE ASSISTANT, 

"I WOKE YOU UP WHEN

YOU STARTED 

MOVING TOO MUCH!

AND...

...I HOPE...

THAT...

...'IT WAS GOOD!'"



AND, 

AS DR. REPORT

GETS 

BACK TO HIS

DENTAL SCHOOL CLINICAL WORK,

HE THINKS,


"YES!...THAT DREAM

SURE WAS GOOD!"



...



THAT SAME AFTERNOON,

HSR DOES SOME

CROWN WAX-UPS

AND CASTINGS OF COPINGS,

THEN

AFTER AN AFTERNOON OF

BUSINESS

HE HEADS TOWARD HOME

AND A DENTAL SCHOOL FRIEND

OFFERS HIM A RIDE,

AND SHE SAYS,


"HOW'S IT GOING,

MY HANDSOME CLASSMATE!"



AND HSR SAYS,

"EVERYTHING'S COOL...BUT..."



AND SHE ASKS, "BUT WHAT...TELL


ME!"


SO HSR SAYS, " I HAD A SNOOZE

AT LUNCH TIME TODAY...AND

I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM!"





"YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?" SHE ASKS...




"WHAT IS THAT," AKS HSR...



"I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD

DO THE SAME THING

TOMORROW AT LUNCH AND

PICK UP

WHERE YOU

LEFT OFF!" SHE HINTS...




"THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT

SLEEPING IN A

DENTAL CHAIR,"

 SAYS HSR, "THAT'S

DIFFERENT FROM

A BED OR SOFA OR

ANYWHERE ELSE!"




"SO, HSR," SHE SAYS

AS SHE DROPS HIM OFF AT HIS PLACE,

"SEE IF YOU CAN

GAIN SOME

VALUABLE INSIGHTS OR EVEN

SOME FUN TIMES!...BUT...

IF THINGS GET

'TOO HAIRY'  JUST



WAKE UP...OKAY!"


"OKAY..I'LL TRY!"

SMILES HSR,

"SEE YOU TOMORROW!"




SO,

WHEN HE FINISHES HIS

LAST MORNING



PATIENT, HE

TELLS HIS ASSISTANT,

"I THINK THAT I'LL

REST AGAIN

IN..."



"...YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR,"

SHE



SAYS, "I'LL SEE

YOU AFTER LUNCH, HONEY!"




"OKAY...WAKE ME UP

IF I OVER SLEEP AGAIN!...SEE YOU" SAYS HSR...




NOW,

HE HOPS INTO

HIS FAVORITE CHAIR


AND HE TAKES A

DEEP BREATH AND

CLOSES HIS EYES,

BUT HE

DOESN'T

FEEL HIMELF

GO

STRAIGHT INTO HIS

SLUMBER...INSTEAD,

HE THINKS ABOUT A

ROMANTIC NIGHT

ON


THE SHORES,

AND THEN

VISIONS OF

A


STRANGE CIRCUS!





AND EVEN SOME


HAPPY DANCERS SHOW UP!







NOW...

SOMETHING SAYS,

"HI...YOU'RE BACK!...

...AIN'T THAT RIGHT MACK?"

(SMACK!)


...HA HA!"...






"HELLO, HSR," SAYS THE NEXT

MANIFESTATION...

"I JUST HAPPENED TO

BE PASSING BY

YOUR AREA OF THIS


SUBCONSCIOUS COSMOS,

AND THOUGHT 

I'D JUST DROP IN ON YOU!....

...SIR, LIFE AND DREAMS ARE...

NOT JUST ALL

'FUN AND GAMES!'

YESTERDAY WAS FUN, BUT

TODAY...WE SHALL...

...HAVE 'GAMES!'

...YOUR ASSIGNED TASK 

FOR TODAY

IS TO START

ON ONE SIDE OF

THIS VALLEY


AND JUST GET

TO THE 

OTHER SIDE...UNHARMED...NOW...DOES

THAT SOUND 

...TOO HARD?...OH...AND

YOU CAN USE ANY IMPLEMENT 


TO PROTECT

YOU THAT YOU

CAN 

'DREAM UP!'...

...GOOD LUCK!"





SO,

 HSR FINDS HIMSELF

IN THE


'THICK OF THE VALLEY,' 

AND

THINGS GET 

EERY 

RIGHT 

FROM 


THE START, AS HE STARTS HIS WALK!





"SIR...IF YOU FEED ME

I CAN 


GUIDE YOU

THROUGH TO YOUR DESTINATION!"




"SIR...BE VERY CAREFUL

ABOUT


WHO YOU TRUST 

DURING YOUR

TRAVELS!"





NOW...

WHAT SEEMS TO BE A MOVING SPIRIT

SAYS,


..."SIR...GRAB YOUR 

'SWORD OF YOUR DREAMS...NOW!"





SO, HSR CONJURES

UP A SWORD...

IN A 


...HURRY!...


AND...NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON...

BECAUSE...


THIS BEAST


ATTACKS FROM ONE SIDE...

...AND...

THIS ONE

EMERGES


FROM

THE OTHER


SIDE!




HOWEVER HSR 

DISPATCHES THEM 

WITH THE 

GREATEST OF EASE!


HOWEVER, 

AFTER A WHILE 

OF WALKING...

...HSR FEELS SOMETHING IN THE


MYSTERIOUS VALLEY AIR!





"SIR...EACH FOE

THAT YOU FACE

IS NOW


MUCH STRONGER

THAN THE LAST!...

SO IF YOU WISH TO 

LEAVE THIS DREAM

WITH A 

'SOUND MIND,'

YOU MUST

MAKE IT


TO THE END!"







SO, NOW...

...NOT WANTING TO

MISS DENTAL SCHOOL...

HE FIGHTS 

ANYTHING IN HIS 

PATH

WITH A


'RENEWED VIGOR'

AND... 

HE SHARPENS HIS

PERCEPTION

FOR 

'ANY AND ALL'


UPCOMING THREATS!...















































































































































Love Toothbrush®                                   
























































































































"But,

Everyone knows that a

'Carefree Smile'

is not the same as a


'Maintenance-Free' Smile!"




















































































































"I just moved to this

New City

and I'm



trying to find a

New Orthodontist

to complete

My Braces...

but...they are all

too Expensive!"







"That is a valid concern


shared by so many People

all over!...

...It wasn't always like that...

...but it is now!...

Let's see why

the Prices to get 

Dental Work Done

are so 

'Way Up There!'"








"Now that I finished 

the University and Dental School,

I owe


a  _________n'   half a 

Million Dollars in

Student Loans!"










"This is a Beautiful Office


and I need 

a Location like this to


attract a 

'Rich Clientele!'"









"I've got to 

earn more dough


for my Wife's 

Shopping


Sprees and her

Social 


Outings...

...and... 

the Kid's

Private Schools, 


and my 

Country Club 


Dues...

and I'm renewing my

Office Lease,

which is more costly now...

so...

I must increase My Fees!"









"Yes, Girls, I operate

two Dental Offices, and I just 

Won the Big Lottery!...

So...

You all know that


I'm making some 

Major Changes 

in My Life!"














"I just don't know!...

...I can 

only afford some 

Dentures

or My Rent

but...


Not Both!"









" _________!...

...I have to

stop

School,

so that I can 


earn

some more money to 

pay Tuition when

I start Back Up again!"











"Maybe,

I'll just


Marry a Dentist

and have

'The Good Life!'"








"If I keep up at My 

Present Pace...

Things should be better


in Fifteen Years!











"Don't Dentists do 

Free Work anymore?...

My


Teeth are Killing Me!"









"Doctor!...Is there

any 

other way that 

I can pay You?


...I'll even 

'Do Windows!"












"All four of my Kids

need


braces so Badly!"














"My Dentist says

I need to


give him

50 Gs to start Right Now!...

...How


will I ever?"...












"I'm in so much debt, and

Everyone in the office

and their Families

depend on me 

for their income, and

some times I


just want to get

off of this


Treadmill!"












"Aww, Man!...

I've got to



hire some

Good Help...

...and pay them well!"










So...

it seems that

there are

Many Reasons why

Dental Treatments

are at

the Pricing Levels that

they are!...



...The

cost of Everything

is...

...going

'Up To The Sky!'...

I guess that...

all that I can say is...

...take care of

Your Teeth so that

You Only need



Check ups and Cleanings!...















































































































May you have many...




..."Our Health Status is

something to


stay Mindful of!


Maintaining Healthy Lifestyles

means

taking care


of all of Our Body Parts!

And that doesn't mean that

we just Eat, Drink, and Be Merry!


...We also have to, every night...



'Take Out The Trash' in

Our Mouths!"...





..."Sir Pharaoh Report!...

...The Alignments of the Stars say that


We will


...'Fall Madly In Love!"...







..."Well...this is one time

that...


I don't mind

'Being Framed!'"...




..."Doctor Report!...

...I told my Mom about what you said...


...that most People who have Dental Problems

don't 

Floss enough!


And You know what She said?...


She said that

she wants


You to

Floss My Teeth

at night!"...




...smiles!



















































































"Hi there!...

Hey...it took You

long enough to

get here!...But...


I don't  Mind Waiting


for



'Beautiful You!'"






















































"Can You Tell By The Way I  Look..

...That...As A

Tooth Fairy...That...

I Service


...A 'Rough Side Of Town!'"








































































































"I Actually Saw What Happened Last Week 

When Astronaut HSR 

Went Inside Of 

'The Sphere' 




...with Lunaria Parsec!"...
























































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where 


We Should Be Able To 

Relax 





Rest As Much As We Want!...































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!





































































































"OH No!...

I  can't fight back!...

My Host is

using an



Electric Toothbrush!"













































"I've got You cornered,

capnocytophaga!...


...Don't worry!...

...All I want

is some of Your DNA!...


My Researchers are

going to

use it to

make a 


Retrovirus for further Study!"











































Every War

Is fought

Between...


...Multiple Foes!"




































"They said that

I could use

any

'Targeted Scalers'

That I want

and


I choose these!"







































"Okay, carious predatorus wingeulus...


...it's just 

You and Me!"

















































"Doctor Report and

his Band of Hygienists

are


after Me!...Please Help Me!"


































































































































"Last Week, Daisy Duck

invited Me in...

...and...


...I'm Glad She Did!"





































































































































































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