Friday, January 3, 2020

The Winge Institute...For The...Oral Sciences! ...The...World's...'Most Unique'...Virtual/Cyber Dental School!'...Part 1...


"Hey, Hey!...I Just Got...Accepted!... At...The Winge Institute...For The...Oral Sciences!...I'm Already A...First Year Dental Student...At The University Here!...But...At The Winge Institute...There's...So Much...


...'Discovering Fun'...To Be Had!"...























































































First…a Dream, then...


...some inventions,  


then...this Blog...  


...and now…


...a Dental School?....






















































































































All of Our Lives!...

...From the Time we are born…  

…to this current Day...


...some things We ‘Learn the Hard Way, 


and other Things we acquire 

at a more Relaxed Pace!...  


…But when Our Pursuits 

help us to obtain and practice 


‘New Information and Techniques, 


We can enjoy the Latest Pinnacle of Knowledge!”
































































































































“What do I want This Year?... 

...I want the Same Thing!... 


…Until I get Tired of It!”



























































































"I'm going to be

the

First Person 

in My Family to be...


...A Dentist!"















































































































"I was just wondering 

if...


You and I...could..."































































































Last week,

at Doctor Dentation’s

New Year’s Soiree,

a lot of People were trying to be

‘The Life of the Party!’...   


…Including Me!...    


…But at least I was there, 



and I wasn’t Square!”































































































A Faculty Member At the Institute 

wants Me to be 

the ‘Very First Patient’ at The School!

...And…   

…I’ll have to Open Wide…  

…a lot…  

...but…  


…That’s Okay!”







































































You and Your

'I Wonder if

I'll Like My First Day

of 'Institute School'


more than the

Last Day

of


School!'

Smiles

are

Really beginning to

like the

Tuition Costs of


The Winge Institute!










































































Your 'Didactic' Episode for

the

'Power of the School'

Today

is

brought to You by

The Many Corporate

and Non-Corporate

Dentists


of The World!
















































After Years and Years

of

'Suitcase-Packing Difficulties'


HSR

finally employs the Help

of an


Automated System!







Yes!...We all need Help!...

And Some people need it

More than others!...And a Select Few

need Assistance...

Way, Way more than Everyone Else!...

HSR...is in that 'Boat!'...

But, You already know that!...




Well, just like Last Time

during

"Tell Me The Truth!...Now...What Would You Do...Without...Your...Friendly, 


Neighborhood Dentist?"


and before that,

in

"Billions Of People Can 


Stop Snoring Tonight…


With This One Simple Trick 


Of The Tongue!,"

AND THERE,

HSR NEEDS MORE HELP!...

...THIS TIME...

...HELP IN SLEEPING SOUNDLY!

...BECAUSE, NOW...

HE HAS

SOME ISSUES TO RESOLVE,

HOWEVER,

HE REALLY DOESN'T

CLEARLY KNOW WHAT

THOSE ISSUES ARE,

SO SOMETHING 

TELLS HIM TO

'GO TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP,'


AND SEE IF 

HE CAN HAVE SOME

'RESOLUTION OF HIS

COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!'...

SO, 

HE GETS TO ONE

EXTREMELY HIGH


MOUNTAIN,

AND HE LOOKS AROUND,


AND

SEES OTHER 

MOUNTAINS 


AROUND 


HIM,

AND WITH

ALL OF THAT

HIGH-ALTITUDE,

'RARIFIED AIR,'

HE GETS A LITTLE 

LIGHT-HEADED AND 



SLEEPY!...

AND,

AT FIRST,

IN HIS

'SOMNIA,'

HE DREAMS ABOUT

'NORMAL STUFF,'

LIKE

THIS 



AND 


THIS AND

THIS,



BUT, 

CREEPING

INTO HIS SLUMBER,

SOME ODD VISIONS 



APPEAR!


AND IT IS 

WITH THESE



UNPREDICTABLE,

AND SOMETIMES 

'SHOCKING,'

MANIFESTATIONS

 THAT,

SOME INSIGHTS,

OR MAYBE

EVEN WARNINGS...



MAY COME TO HIM!...



NOW...

FROM ANOTHER PART OF

HIS

DREAMY SUBCONSCIOUSNESS...

...WHAT'S THIS!...

...SOME

ALIENS APPEAR,



...DO THEY...WANT TO INTERVENE?...

OR...

ABDUCT HSR?,


...OR...

...EVEN PRY INTO HIS BRAIN?...


...OR...?...




HEY!...

HSR!...WE NEED YOU TO



WAKE UP!...

AND MAYBE

LOOK AT THE



ENDURING MOUNTAINS

FOR

SPIRITUAL STRENGTH!...


BUT...

...IT LOOKS LIKE

HE MIGHT HAVE TO

'SETTLE THINGS'

AGAINST THE

'AMORPHOUS AND INTRUDING



FORCES'

BY HIMSELF,

TO OVERCOME


THE FRICTION THAT'S INSIDE OF HIM!




...



...NEXT UP IN HSR'S HEAD

IS A VISION

OF AN



ANT 'DANCING' WITH HIM!


THEN, SUDDENLY...

A PSYCHIATRIST

SAYS,

"AFTER LOOKING AT


YOUR PROFILE, SIR,

I'M COMING TO THE CONCLUSION

THAT

WHAT YOU NEED

IS TO

MORE CONSISTENTLY

ALIGN YOURSELF


MORE WITH YOUR

'CORE BELIEFS,'

AND


TRY NOT TO

'FIND YOUR WAY'

THROUGH

THE CHAOS


AND COMPLICATIONS

THROUGH

'FUSSY CONNECTIONS'

WITH OTHERS!...

YES...

SETTLE



YOUR SELF DOWN

BY SINGULARLY

DIRECTING

YOUR

SIGNIFICANT AND NATURAL

COGNITIVE


FORCES

IN

A UNIFIED DIRECTION

TO ACHIEVE

AN


UNDISTURBED

STATE OF BEING!...

SO WHEN,

'UNENVISIONED INTERSECTIONALITIES'

OCCUR...AND THEY WILL...

YOUR



'WHOLE BEING' WILL

REMAIN

UNPERTURBED!"




AND AFTER THAT

INTERACTION,

ANOTHER

'SWIRLING COSMOLOGICAL VORTEX'

SAYS TO HSR,

I HAVE MY EYES ON YOU!...

AND I WANT YOU TO



'SEE PAST' ALL OF THE

DISTRACTIONS OF

DAILY



LIFE ON EARTH, AND

ENGAGE AND CONNECT WITH

THE

BEAUTIFUL



OUTER SPACE!...

YOU, HSR, ARE AN

OUT OF THE BOX THINKER, I KNOW!...

YOU ASK QUESTIONS LIKE,

"IF THIS IS A REPRESENTATION

OF THE UNIVERSE, WELL,



WHAT'S ALL THAT SPACE

OUTSIDE OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE

A LIMIT?"...

...HSR, I NEED YOU TO



CONTINUE BEING THE WAY YOU ARE!...

...JUST BE MINDFUL OF

ALL OF THE



'STUFF OUT HERE!'...AND REALIZE THAT,

FOR THERE TO BE A

SELF-SUSTAINING

TRANQUILITY ON EARTH

THERE MUST BE


MIND-NUMBING

CELESTIAL VIOLENCE

WHICH IS

AT ONCE, MYSTERIOUS


AND

AWE-INSPIRING!...

...IT'S NOT

NECESSARY TO

 TRY AND  UNDERSTAND

THE 'NANO' OF THINGS...

...JUST...



ACCEPT THE WONDERFUL!"






AND NOW,

ANOTHER 

'FORCE OF THE COSMOS'

CHIMES IN,

SAYING,

"THERE IS NO ONE ELSE LIKE YOU, 

YOUNG MAN!...

I SEE THAT



YOUR NEURAL


CIRCUITRY 

MAKES YOU YEARN 

FOR A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THINGS!...AND THAT'S GOOD!

HOWEVER,

JUST REMEMBER THAT

YOU ARE NOT


ALONE!...AND THAT...YOU, HSR...

ARE A GRAND PART OF


 WHAT MAKES

EVERYTHING


HAVE A

SUBSTANCE 

AND A


'RELATIVISTIC GLOW!'"





OKAY...SO THE STILL



 'UNWOKE'


...HSR  MUST

SEE DEEPER INSIDE ...

AND OUTSIDE

OF HIMSELF

WITH HIS OWN

MULTIPLE EYES


TO ACHIEVE THAT 

'HARMONIOUS ONENESS'


WITH THE UNIVERSE!






























































































































Love Toothbrush®                                   


























































































































Prayers and


'Smart Hard Work'

will help You achieve Great Personal Clarity!


















































































































































































"Welcome!...And Come on In!...

We are at the


Virtual, 


and not a 'Real'


'Steel and Stone' Headquarters!"



"The Winge Institute For The Oral 


Sciences

is a Cyber Place,

made possible 

only because of the

Veritable


Computer Chip!..."


"Now... We aren't taking


anything away from

Traditional

Hands-On 


Pre-Clinical and Clinical

Learning,

and Late-Night

Study


and 


'Cramming Sessions'...no...

We are 

adding  

'Immersive Elements'


for a more Total Experience,

which open up 

New 'Cyber Ways 


of Thinking!'"



"We, at the Institute


are finalizing ways to not only

view things Digitally,


but to also 

Transform You

into Your Own

Digital 


Complement!

...For instance...

We're working on

Laser Reading Techniques to

scan


Your Facial Landmarks,


and then...

...make a 'Cyber You'...and


You can then Operate

free of the 

Traditional 


Laws of Physics!"






A 'Dentexa,' is 

what I want to be...which is a


Personal Digital Dental Assistant

for the Home...like an 'Alexa,'

but 


Better!"








"And, of course,

one of the Crucial Concerns

of the Institute

is to

better control the Various Characters,

both Innocuous




and Virulent,



of the

Bacterial Bioburdens

in the

Mouths of the

7.8 Billion People on Earth!"





Groundbreaking Laboratory Research

is

Key  to Our


'Optimal Survival!'"




"And, Evidence-based Genetic Manipulation

is needed 

in Our



...'War against the Microbes!'...Which are...by the way

always finding ways to


Resist Our Medicines!

Yes!...Those

Pesky Microbes

share

the Genetic Blueprints

of


possible 'Extracellular Weapons'

to use on Us!"









"Now...The Students

are 

Most Important to the

Institute 

and


let's hear what some of them are saying!"









"I come from a Family

of Hygienists!

For Generations...



...We have Fought in the Wars!"









"I'm Going to open Two Offices...and...


...Get Rich!"






"At The Institue, I'm 

Transforming into


homo cybergraphicus,


just like 

Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report!"












"We met here at the 

The 

Winge Institute...and...


We're So Happy!"












"In My First Year...

...after...Six Months of 

Intensive Training,

I'm finally Free to


Fight in the Dental Hygiene Wars

under


Controlled Conditions!"







"Hi!...I'm at the Winge Institute's

Virtual Beachside Campus!



...I'm having So Much Fun!"







So,

On Our Cyber Campus,

Students are seeing and feeling real

differences being

made in their lives!

...But the Bottom Line is...

We want



to help You to

Construct yourself



into a Better Dental Professional!

And the only Real Way

to do that is through

Trancendental



Transformation!"




"That's It for

Our first Trip to

the Winge Cyber Dental School!...

...In the near Future,

We have so much more

to Show You!...

But, until then...

...may You Have...



Many

'Cybernetic Dental' Smiles!"

































































































May you have many...





…”The Pursuit of Life is always a process, 


and never an Absolute Endpoint!...


Once we achieve an Important Goal, 


then there’s 


the ‘Next Thing’ 

that We go on to!... 


 …And this Cycle continues!"...











..."“I’m only here because… …in Your Dream…  


…You Want Me Here!”...










....'I want to be In Charge of The Winge Institute’s 


Social Media Platform!...









“Doctor Molaar…

...can You 


...tell me more about 


Your Visions about when...



...Dentistry and Love Collide?”






...smiles!

























































































"My new Year's Resolution is to help you discover more, see more sights... 


...have more adventures, 


and even have some more 


...'Close Calls!'"






























































































I must find

the Baby Tooth...



that a Camper



...lost in this Forest!"





















































































































































30 percent more species 

than Previous Models"





















































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where You Have To Decide Whether To Study For The Exam...Or Party!











































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!















































































































































"Aww, Man!...I missed that



Zombie Christmas Party!"












































"I'm flying down

through the



Interdental Spaces and



I'm going to

Strike the Enemy



in it's 'Cell Divison Weak Spot'



Right...Now!"










































Hey!...

This is My Area!...

Get that...






























































Toothbrush Out of My Area!"













































"There's Millions of Bacteria

Down there!...

It'll take me

at least




hree Appointments to

Annihilate Them!"































"Me?...Oh I just...


Hang from the Maxillary Rafters!"



















































"I Never take

Any Prisoners...Wait!...


...Am I supposed to?"









































"My Hygiene Classmates!...Oh No!..



...Plaque 'Don't Play!'"













































































































































































"Love Always surpasses

Faith and Hope...

...So...


I Love You!"











































































































































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