“I'm Putting a...A Positive Spin…On This New Year!...With My…’In Motion’ Smile…Courtesy of My Dentist…Who…
......Genuinely Cares!"...
“Start out the New Year Right, and…
it might just End Up Right!
...Especially if You Treat People right…
…and…
…Floss a Lot!”
“Doctor Hollywood Report comes over
all the Time
after His Office Hours!
...I don’t bug Him to come over…no...!...
…I just make some
‘Can’t Resist,’
Delicious Vegetable Salads…
...then…
...it’s His Decision!"
"I really like My Dentist because
He never says,
"Oops!...My Bad!'"
“Now that Doctor Report knows
that I’m a
Hypnotherapist...
…He wants Me to...
‘Do Him’ all the Time!”
“When I’m not dong the Runways in Paris…
…I’m doing
the Runway for Hollywood!”
"Hi!...I'm Speaking to You
From the Winge Institute For the Oral Sciences!...You know...
...The Cyber Dental School!...
I'm doing
Research on the
'Virtual Version' of
the 'Dentally-Dangerous'
Bacterium,
carious predators wingeulus!"...Which causes
'Predator Super Cavities!'...
And,
after my usual
Days of Schooling,
I go to My Dorm
in
..I Like it
over there...
...especially when
I look out
of My Window,
and I see the
'Cyber Rains!"
“When I was a Kid,
Doctor Winge treated me
as a Pedo Patient at
USC Dental School!...
He remembers Me and
...agrees to Mentor Me!”
"My Dentist is
So Nice!...When I'm out
of Town,
Mow My Grass and
Water My Front Lawn!"
You and Your
'My Dentist is Treating all of his Patients to
Dinner'
Smiles
are
totally forgetting
Your 'Table Manners!!'
The 'Love You Back'
Episode for Today
is brought to you by
Loving Serenaders!
Sometimes, in His Dreams,
and in Real Life...
...all Kinds of things prevent HSR from
getting to the Office on Time!
...The traffic is the
Most annoying!
...followed by
Interminable
numbers of
'in-the-way' Pedestrians!...
There's just got
to be a
better way to
'thread'
through the
Craziness!
Hey, People...the
Craziness is
Only Just Starting!...
It's drawn to HSR
like he's a Magnet for
the Crazy Stuff!
It happening now,
and it has happened before,
in
Dentists!...Beware!...These Patient’s…Just May…Bite
Your Fingers!...
...and that is where
HSR WANT TO SEE
SOME OTHER PARTS
OF THE COUNTRY,
AND TO GET THERE
HE MUST DRIVE
ACROSS A DESERT!...
SO...HE
STARTS
IN THE CITY
AND HE IS
TRYING TO
NOT TO MISS HIS EXIT!...
THEN SOME GIRLS
WANT HIM TO
THEIR PLACE!!...
BUT HE CAN'T
BECAUSE
HE'S A
'MAN ON A MISSION!"
SO HSR KEEPS GOING AND NOW
HE'S IN THE DESERT PART
AND HE STOPS AT THE NEXT GAS
STATION
BECAUSE THE
ONE AFTER THAT
IS LIKE...
...FAR, FAR AWAY!
SO,
HE GETS BACK
ON THE ROAD
AND AFTER SOME HOURS ...
OH NO!
HIS CAR
STARTS TO...
...GIVE OUT!
NOW,
HE PULLS OUT HIS
PHONE TO CALL
FOR
ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE,
BUT
AND IT'S
BAKING LIKE AN OVEN
OUT THERE!
AND HE REALIZES
THAT HE CAN'T
STAY HERE!...
HE MUST FIND SHELTER!
SO HE LOOKS ONE WAY
AND HE SEES
THIS!
AND THE OTHER WAY
LOOKS
ALMOST THE SAME!
"HOLY SMOKE!"...
SO,
HE WALKS ON AND ON,
HOPING THAT HE
SEES ANOTHER PERSON
IN A CAR!
BUT
AFTER A WHILE,
HE'S DOWN TO
HIS LAST
BOTTLE OF WATER!
AND WITH THE SUN
BEATING DOWN ON HIM
AND
SUCH,
HE FALLS DOWN
BREATHING HARD
AND HSR SHOUTS,
"OH, GOD, PLEASE
SAVE ME!"
BUT NO ONE IS OUT
THERE TO HEAR HIM...
...THAT IS...UNTIL A WOMAN
JUST HAPPENS TO SEE HIM
AND SHE
DRIVES OVER
AND GETS OUT THE CAR AND
SHE WALKS ON
OVER TO HIM, AND
SHE SAYS, AS
SHE GIVES HIS
PARCHED AND SUPER-DRY
MOUTH SOME
DEEP
REFRESHING SIPS OF
COLD
ICE WATER FROM A
A LARGE BOTTLE,
"WHAT'S GUY LIKE YOU
DOING IN
A PLACE
LIKE THIS!"
.....
NOW THE GROGGY
HSR
TELLS THE SAVING LADY,
"THANK YOU FOR
SAVING MY
LIFE WITH THAT
REFRESHING WATER!"
NOW THE LADY ASKS HSR,
"DO YOU BELIEVE IN HIGHER POWERS?"
"YES, I DO," HE REPLIES...
"GREAT! SHE SAYS,
"BECAUSE I WANT TO
GET SOME
INFORMATION
FROM YOU,
WHILE YOU ARE
IN THIS
'FUZZY AND UNCLEAR,
BUT VERY RECEPTIVE STATE
OF MIND!...I WANT
YOU TO FOLLOW THIS WACTH
WITH YOUR EYES AND
DON'T THINK HARD, JUST
RELAX AND LET YOUR RESPONSES
JUST 'FLOW OUT!'...OKAY?'
"OKAY!" SAYS
HSR...
"OKAY...FIRST SUBJECT...
...THERE ARE
ABOUT EIGHTY PYRAMIDS IN
EGYPT...
ALL OF THEM FORM A
CONGREGATION TO
ILLUMINATE WHAT FACTS?
"THE PYRAMIDS," SAYS HSR
VERY SLOWLY,
"LET ME THINK"...
THE PYRAMIDS...
WERE...
...NOT ONLY MEANT
TO TELL THE
DIRECTION OF
TRUE NORTH
ACCORDING
TO THE STARS, BUT
THEY ALSO POINT
TO THE DIRECTION OF..."
"OF WHAT?" BEGS THE
LADY, AND SHE CONTINUES,
"I NEED TO KNOW!"
SO, HSR AGAIN SPEAKS
MORE,
"THE PYRAMIDS TOTAL
NET
ARCHITECTURAL
DIRECTIONALITY
POINTS TO THE
HIGHEST ENERGY REGION
IN THE SKY!...IT'S LIKE,
EVEN THE SKY,
WANTS US TO
KNOW ABOUT IT!"
"AND WHAT'S SO SPECIAL
ABOUT THAT
'HIGHEST ENERGY REGION?'" SHE ASKS...
"IT MAY...
...JUST MAYBE...
...APPROXIMATE THE
'HIGHEST SPIRITUAL REGION'
IN THE SKY...
...I'M FEELING THAT
THE PEOPLE WHO
BUILT THE PYRAMIDS...
TALK ABOUT 'PTAH'...BUT I NEED TO
SEE DEEPER
INTO MY INNER
SPACE!"
THIS IS A GREAT START...NOW...
...LET'S TALK
ABOUT
ANOTHER
'CELESTIALLY CONNECTED'
MONUMENT OF
SIGNIFICANT CULTURE!
"If You show
'Love In Your Heart'
when You
serve People, You will
have no shortage
of Customers!
"I had an Emergency, and
I needed
Immediate
Dental Attention!
...So, I went to this one
Dentist,
for the first time...
...and he fixed
Me up,
...as good as
New!
I must say that...
...of all of the Emotions,
Happiness and Love and Bonding,
which all show up in the
'Smile Phenomenon,'
are some of the greatest
'Saving Graces'
of our
Psychological Spectrum!
And We learn that
'Complex Interplay.'...
from...
...when We first Start Out!
Also,
since the Start
of Modern Dentistry
Patients would always appreciate
'Mouth Healers' who
showed them caring and sharing
in their
Dental Time Of Need!
Now,
in Our Modern Times,
where,
even though
we have developed our
Evidence-based Scientific
Dental Therapies,
by getting to the...
bottom of things,
we still consider the
'Positive Personality of the Practitioner'
as integral to
Patients feeling
good about
the Dentist.
Now,
there are Many ways that
Patients can show Love and Appreciation
for their Dentist
But it's also a two-way Street...
...the Dentist can Show
'Love Back!'
Here are
Some Examples!
"I know He's the Best...I mean...
how many Doctors invite their
Dental Patients
over for Thanksgiving?"
"He's so Loveable!
I'll...
Never go to another Dentist...Ever!"
'They' joyfully
seem to anticipate
My Every Need!"
"Your Teeth are
So White now
that
I need Sunglasses!"
My Girlfriends and I are
having a Pool Party!...And...
We need you to Come, Okay Doctor!"
"I'm moving to
the other side of the Country,
Doctor Danny Dentation...I'm going to
Miss You So Much!"
"I'm so glad that your Last Child
got accepted to
the University, Mrs. Bradberry!'
"Doctor Bessie Mesial!...Thanks for
Fishing with Me!"...
"Oh ..there's My Dentist!...
He's
looking My Way!...
I think I'll go
over and
start a Conversation!"
"I'm so Glad that you are My Dentist!
...Here's
a Hug!
"Come here Young Man...I've known you
since You were a Little Boy!
...You're growing up so Nicely!
"Whoa!...That Dentist is Still Single?
My, Oh, My!...
I'm going to
make Him a Black Berry Cobbler
with
'Allaata'
Extra Crust!"
"Remember, however,
that,
a 'Beautiful Set' of teeth
looks
'Way More Dangerous'
when they are involved
in the Act
Of Cursing!...Which is
what some Dentists receive
when Doctor/Patient Relationships
go Sour!
But for right now
We are
still focusing on
'the Positive!'
"I Love My Dentist,
and
I know that
He Loves Me back!
...and I can tell by the
way he Smiles at Me!...
...Even though I have
'HIZ!'...
You Probably have heard
of Him...He's the
'Dentist to the Zoms,'
...Doctor Ulysses Dentinegra!"
"After my Dentist, Doctor Molaar
whipped My Smile
into 'Fashion Model Shape,'
I dress and carry Myself
like I'm
'Worthy to have'
such a Great Asset!"
"My 'Beautifying Dentist'
and My Opportunities
are
really...
...All I Need!"
"I got the
'Biggest and The Baddest Dentist in History,'
as My Doctor...and
I see Him
Every Six Months, and
I know that
He Loves Me!...
Hey!...
...Hey!"
"My Dentist, Doctor Report,
was caught in a
Snow Storm and
I kept a
Candle Light In the Window
for Him to
Find His Way!...and...
...He Found My Place!
...He was so Thankful!"
A Robot shows up at a
Family's Front Door, and
she knocks,
"Knock, Knock"...
..."Who's There?" asks someone inside...
..."Dentexa!"
..."Dentexa Who?"
..."I'm the
Dentexa...The Personal Digital Dental Assistant
on 'Complimentary Loan' to You
for a Week from
Doctor Ciji Enamelot's Office!"
..."Well, please...come right on in!"
So,
according to the Testaments
of the
Characters above,
there can be Great
Dentist/Patient Relationships!
So, if You have a
Dentist that
really has Your Best interest at Heart,
then
...Make sure that
You
Keep Him, or Her...or They...Close!...
...You are a 'Blessed Patient,' indeed!"
May you have many...
..."It Looks like
You are on
God's List
to have
'Another New Year!'
and You are on His
'Wake Up List'...
to have
This New Day Today!
So far...So Good!...
Let's see if
We can...
..."You, Me,
and 'The Tower' make Three!"...
…“You’re Right!... All those People down there look like
ants constantly
bumping into each other!”...
..."Doctor Report and I
graduated from the same
University!...
He went to
Dental School
and I went to
Medical School!
...I'm a Cardiologist!
But, still...
Every time
we
'Do
Breakfast,'
...my Heart seems to...
...'Liven Up!'"...
...smiles!
"The World really needs a lot of Dentists!
Smile Better
when We are Happy!
does make the World a Better Place!"
"After 10,000 miles and
a Ton of Teeth...
...It Feels Good to Rest!"
"My Dentist Checked Me Today
And Said That
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Patients React To The...
...Good News!"...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"'Taking Out' these
Host Antibody Cells
is like
Taking Candy From A Baby!"
"Hello!...I've have just been offered
a Tenured Faculty Position
at the Winge Institute! And I
think that
I'll accept it!
I've been 'Dishing It Out'
in the
Dental Hygiene Wars
for Twenty Years!
And I'd love to show
the
Next Generation
How We can Keep Winning!"
“Here, Monster!...
...Have a Back Spin Kick!...
…Courtesy of ‘Management!’”
"You should get
real close to me...
...and...
'Check Me Out!"
"I'm working on
getting more training
so that I can have
more Weapons for My Belt
to use in 'The Wars!'"
“I’m against the Host Cells, and I’m against the Bacteria!…
…So…
...I have to…
…‘Watch My Back’ and My Front!”
"That's it!...
...Stick and Move...Stick and Move!"
"Yes!...Love's
got Me...
...Going in Circles!"
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