Friday, December 29, 2017

Our Eyes First Met At A Hot New Year's Party!...And...She Has The Best Smile I've Ever Seen!

"The only thing better than seeing us together in our pool's reflection is...



...seeing you in the flesh!...

































"Don't worry about all of those CEOs

that want to meet you in ten minutes!...

...they need you,



more than you need them!

So, let's  meditatively breathe...and

just be...

"Beautiful You!"


































"Hi, Dr. Report...I'm the CEO of my own company...


...and I want to merge

with you!"!"



































"Hollywood...why is it that


when ever I go shopping and 

see all if these fine things and good deals,

all I can think of is


...how you might feel?"































"It looks like I'm having

a


Hair Day!"







































"Good Day, Reader!

I am the "Narrator...For Real!"



Yes...I'm going to "give it to you!...

as fast as you can


process the refreshness of it all!"































"Ladies!

Get ready and


please form one

line and...

remember...

none of this!


is necessary!



































"Hi Hollywood!...

I just wanted to say...


mmm, let's see...


it's right on the tip of my tongue!...


Come on!...


Oh, yes...thank you for the triple crust blackberry cobbler

with


your affections on top!"























"Doctor Report!...

Let's go...



the other cast members are waiting!



























People, I guess that HSR better watch it

when he gets into the deep ocean waters in the future

but anyway,

you and your

"Life, as we know it, is getting more difficult, and maybe even more uncertain...but...

...still keep the Faith...and the Love!"

smiles

are

looking forward

with baited breath and a


box of popcorn!





























Oh, yes...  and

this Episode is delivered and brought to you

by way of

these binoculars,


from far away to

see the show on the big screen

inside



this person's abode!






























There goes HSR again...

trying to do regular things...in

a different way!


Sometimes it works


and it's a little funny...

making people laugh,

and sometimes


it's not funny, but



people still laugh!





But HSR's predicaments are hardly going to stop there

because, he always seems to sniff out

bad outcomes,

like last time, during

"Hey, Doc…How Many Types Of Smiles Are There, Anyway?,"


where HSR,

WHILE ON BREAK FROM USC


DENTAL SCHOOL,

IS AT THE BAR AT KINNIKINNICK 


CAMPGROUNDS

BY PORT EDWARD, BRITISH COLOMBIA, IN CANADA,

AND HSR GOES THROUGH 

A LOT OF STUFF 


(CHECK  IT OUT!)

BUT HE EVENTUALLY WAKES UP

IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!

...OR RATHER,

IN THE MIDDLE OF 

"SNOW


LAND!"...

WITH A CONTINGENT OF

SLED DOGS AND 


A SLED

SO, HE STARTS HIS  JOURNEY EAST 


BUT AS THE SUN STARTS TO SET


IN THE "FROZEN ZONE,"

HE AND THE DOGS, 

VERY FORTUNATELY,

AND BY CHANCE,

ENCOUNTER THIS LADY


OUTSIDE 

AND SHE OFFERS  HER PLACE 


TO COME IN FROM THE COLD...

AND THIS WOMAN


ALONG WITH THE FIRST ONE 

MAKE HSR 

VERY 


HAPPY AND WARM!

BUT,

AFTER A DAY OR TWO (TWO!)

OF REST AND RELAXATION,

HSR , DECIDES THAT HE MUST KEEP MOVING,

SO,

 HE TAKES OFF EAST AGAIN


BUT,

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!...

A REALLY BIG 


AND BAD


SNOW STORM 


HITS!

AND HSR CAN'T EVEN SEE IN FRONT OF HIM

SO, HE TRUDGES AHEAD A LITTLE MORE,

THEN,

HSR,

WITH HIS FREEZING SELF,


PITCHES A TENT


AND HE AND THE DOGS RIDE OUT THE STORM SOME, 

WHILE HSR DREAMS  ABOUT


A WOMAN THAT'S TRYING TO TELL HIM SOMETHING...

BUT HE JUST CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT SHE'S SAYING,

HOWEVER,

IN THE MORNING,

HE GOES OUTSIDE THE TENT

AND HSR IS SHOCKED TO SEE


OMG!...A HOT SPRING!

PLUS,

A PRETTY 


AURORA!...

SO,

AS HE WARMS UP IN THE WATER...

...HOLY COW!

A HUNGRY AND SAVAGE 


WOLF APPEARS!

WHAT'S THIS!... 

THAT WOLF MORPHS INTO


A SNOW WOMAN


AND SHE LOOKS AT HIM FOR A COUPLE OF MOMENTS...


THEN SHE SAYS,

"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU

LONGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE!

BUT, 

NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,

I WILL BRIEF YOU!...

...

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE ALIVE THAT 

HAS THE TRAITS TO UNEARTH 

THE TREASURES NEEDED TO SAVE

THE STATUS QUO OF THE EARTH!...

BUT...

...BEWARE!

THERE ARE OTHER 

COMPETING

POWERS, FORCES, AND EVEN 

PLASMATIDS 

TRYING TO TAKE AWAY 

WHAT YOU WILL FIND!"

"POWERS LIKE WHAT?" ASKS HSR,

JUST BARELY BELIEVING

WHAT HE IS NOW SEEING...

"FROSTMANON


WILL TRY AND FREEZE YOU IN YOUR TRACKS...

AND 

SNOWDALITH


WILL TRY TO

SUCK THE LIVING HEAT 

OUT OF YOU AND YOUR DOGS!" THE WOMAN 

WARNS...

AND EVEN VERY ATTRACTIVE, HUMAN-LIKE 


FORMS WILL TRY TO TRICK YOU!"


"WELL, WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR,

AND WHERE WILL I GO?" ASKS HSR...

"FIRST, YOU WILL PROCEED TO THE EXACT

MIDPOINT BETWEEN TRUE NORTH 

AND 


MAGNETIC NORTH!"

"HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN I'M THERE!" 

DESPERATELY ASKS HSR...

"FIRST, YOUR COMPASS WILL SPIN LIKE CRAZY,

AND THEN,

THE AURORAS 


WILL APPEAR!


BUT THE AURORAS THAT YOU WILL SEE


WILL BE FAR FROM "NORMAL!"


FROM THERE, YOU WILL RECEIVE FURTHER GUIDANCE


FROM THE VOICE OF

BORIS BOREALIS!"

"YOU'RE NOT PLAYING WITH ME ARE YOU!" CRIES HSR...

"NO," SAYS 


THE SNOW LADY,

AS SHE TURNS BACK INTO


A WOLF!

BUT, BEFORE SHE WALKS AWAY,

SHE SAYS,

"BEWARE OF THE FORCES TO YOUR LEFT!"

AND HSR LOOKS TO HIS LEFT

AND SEES


SOME OTHER WOLVES!

"NOW...

...BE GONE!"

ORDERS THE WOMAN!












































Love Toothbrush®                                            















































"It's untamed Human Nature to want more, more, more, but, it's better, health-wise, if we learn that we really don't need and shouldn't have everything!"













































It's almost New Years and

the Dentist is about to

"PARTAY!"

So, he gets ready by cleaning up


and he leaves the house


and walks to the Party Place,

but,

on the way, a person asks him for

some help


in the cold!

"Why don't you come to a party with me?" the Dentist asks.

"Sure," she says!


And after some obligatory shivering outside


the Dentist and the Lady finally get in


where the "action" is!


"I'd love to help you with your coat, Sir...or


or with anything else!"

So, now, the Dentist gets a drink


and he starts to have fun


and the


Midnight time


is


approaching!

But what is this!...

Was there something in the drink?

Because the Dentist is 

seeing



OMG!

Then, he sees a lady, who is his patient, saying, "Hey...


I Love You!"

And another lady requests,



"Please walk me to the Ladies Room!"

And the Dentist obliges,

and he passes


a picture on the way...

"Hi there, Handsome!



Good to see you!

I know what you got for Christmas!

Oh, and thank you for


the presents from


Fredrick's!...

How'd you know that I

wanted them?


Well, you have my number, so


call me tomorrow, or


I'll be sad!"

And looking "this 


close" into a 


strange wall mirror, 

the Dentist 

sees this lady in the mirror, who says, 


"Raise your hands in the air...

....and Party like you just don't care!"


And the Dentist turns around and sees a

Lady with some


nice accessories!

"Sir," says this woman,


"I need you


to come home


with me!"

"And do what?" asks the 


Dentist...

I want you to turn like me


and walk through this place


with me!"

"Okay, which lady are 


you?"

"It doesn't matter! Just follow


me down these


stairs!

Keep coming!


here we are!...


But, 

before we go any further...

I need to know, who are


you!...Tell me!"


"I'm just a Dentist, Lady...

Honest!"


"Okay...I need you to come with me!

And if you do so voluntarily...

you can have all of me!....


...but I warn you...that there's so

much more included!

Now, walk 


with me through this door!


...and now this door!


...Yes!...

But!

then, suddenly, and

without warning...

this woman 


appears into the

Dentist's consciousness 

and says,

"I'm Kassja.Pl! 

I'm on the Internet!...

Doctor!...What are you doing here 

in this 

off-limits part of your



Gray Matter?

I know that we all have our fears,

but,

we do not have to confront and


intimately wrestle with them all!...

 I must get you out of here,

but to do so,


I must, 

please forgive me,


wake you up like this!


Get ready!"

...

And now, the Dentist, in a stupor,


slowly wakes up!

And this Pretty Lady

with a really Beautiful Smile


comes over to the Dentist

and says,

"I remember you from High School!

And, boy, did I have a Crush on you!

I'm going to help you over to my place

right now and

nurse


you

back to Vigorous


Health...

the best way I know how!

Come on...let's go!"

...

It took a couple of days and nights

of

putting her whole self into her

"Very Intense Body Therapy"

for the Dentist

to get him all back,

...and, yes!...it worked!...

Now...

he's so very thankful, and,

now that the Dentist is back to his acute senses,

he sees that

the Lady that helped him,

well,

she really does have the Best Smile



that he's ever seen!




















































May you have many...


"My Great Man!...

Just when I think that it's

impossible to love you more...


...then tomorrow comes!"...





..."Looking deep into Hollywood's eyes


I see a man who is intent on doing good


and helping all of Mankind, and


especially Womankind, but


there is so much help that is needed


that it seems that he is spread too thin!


But I love seeing him try for me!"...





..."Hollywood!...What are you doing out here in the desert?

And you have water?

Oh boy!...



I'ma thank you with...

all of my heart!...


...smiles!










































"Merry Christmas and



Happy New Year!"





























"You are the Best Man that



I ever met!"



















































"You have opened my mind to

all of the many possibilities

here on Earth, and in the infinite


CelestialSphere!"













































"Hollywood!

It's time for you to wake up from

our afternoon nap in the park!



...let's go home, Honey!"











   The Love ToothBrush® ...once it starts...it doesn't stop!
















Maybe we meet in 2019!


Do you have a scenario that you would like HSR to encounter?...Please leave it in the comments!