Weapons Of Mass…No…Mouth... Destruction!

Your “float like a butterfly, and sting like an injection” smile is entertained, and then, is suddenly is put on edge, because YOU JUST FOUND OUT THE HSR HAS GATHERED A SKELETON CREW THAT HAS AS ITS MISSION TO CAPTURE A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF THE WORLD'S SUGAR SO THAT LESS CANDY AND JUNK FOOD WILL BE MADE AVAILABLE AND CONSUMED, AND THAT WAY THE WORLD WILL HAVE LESS CAVITIES AND DENTAL PROBLEMS, SO THE PLAN IS TO QUICKLY, QUIETLY, AND SURRUPTITIOUSLY POKE OPEN HOLES IN THE TOPS OF SOME GIGANTIC SHIPPING CONTAINERS,

TO LET THE RAIN WATER AND SPLASHING SEA WATERS IN AND SPOIL THE SUGAR, AS THE SUPER TANKER FOLLOWS ITS LONG OCEAN ROUTE, BUT TO DO THAT, THEY MUST SNEAK UP ON THE BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BEFORE IT STARTS TO SAIL AWAY, AND THE HSR AND HIS BUDDIES, WHICH INCLUDES TWO SLOW SENIOR CITIZENS, A LOUD-MOUTHED 21 YEAR OLD, AND TWO PRETTY WOMEN WHO HAPPEN TO BE SISTERS VYING FOR HSR’S LOVE AND ATTENTION, WELL, THEY ALL MEET AT A BAR ON THE WHARF THE NIGHT OF THE MISSION TO FINALIZE THE PLANS, BUT MANY OF THEM MAKE THE MISTAKE OF DRINKING TOO MUCH RUM AND WHISKEY, SO THE TWO SENIORS CITIZENS FALL ASLEEP,

AND THE LOUD-MOUTHED, BUT HANDSOME, YOUNG CHAP IS TALKED TO AND TAKEN AWAY BY TWO OF THE CURVY WAITRESSES FOR A “LOVE TRIP AROUND THE EQUATOR,” SO THAT LEAVES THE HSR WITH JUST THE TWO SISTERS, WHO ARE NOW SO ENIBRIATED THAT THEY BECOME GOOD FRIENDS AGAIN AND START LAUGHING TOO MUCH AND MAKING FUN OF HSR’S STRONG CHIN AND HAIR STYLE, SO THE HSR, WHO ONLY HAD ICY ORANGE JUICE WITH TWO CHERRIES ON TOP, DECIDES TO ABORT THE MISSION, AND NOW MUST THINK OF ANOTHER WAY TO SAVE THE BILLIONS OF TEETH AND SMILES OF THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD FROM THE ABSOLUTELY GRAND-SCALE AND MASSIVE ORAL DEGRADATION OF THEIR OWN DOING!                                                      

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“I cry for each tooth that is lost, except for those loosening baby teeth whose time has come anyway!”

Oh, how can the many uncountable smiles of the world become decayed, bombed-out, annihilated, and otherwise destroyed to smithereens, by a whole host of foods, drinks, and snacks that contain fermentable, bacteria-friendly sugars…

…well…

…let me count the ways!...

…let’s see…there's:

-candy

-sugared chewing gum

-cookies

-cakes

-pies

-soda pop

-lollipops

-blow pops

-hard, chewy candies

-chocolate bars and confections

-sugary kool aid and other carbonated and noncarbonated drinks

-sugared potato chips, and barbeque sauce

-dried raisins and dried fruit snacks

-and other chewables and eatables that contain bacteria-degradable sucrose, glucose, galactose, maltose, fructose, and other simple and combined sugars that provide energy for oral microbiome metabolism requirements!

The take-away info from this blog post is to, for the most part, do everything in moderation...

...even moderate with moderation!

May you have many…the nectar of life is the sweetest juice to possess…please keep doing your little or big part to help save the world some, and what you do really does count!…chose your food intake wisely, so left over gunk doesn’t clog your system!…smiles!

Doomed Turkey Does This...To The Dentures...Of The Farmer Trying To Catch Him For Thanksgiving Dinner!...

HSR JUST GOT OFF OF HIS SCHOOL BUS, WHERE IT LETS HIM OFF IN THE VERY SMALL CITY OF PAYNTER ISLAND, CANADA, AND FROM THERE, HSR HAS TO WALK 6 MILES TO HOME THROUGH THE THICK WOODS, BUT NOT TO WORRY, EVEN THOUGH THERE'S NOW THICK SNOW ON THE GROUND, AND IT'S AS COLD AS YOU KNOW WHAT, BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HSR'S ONLY ELEVEN YEARS OLD, HE'S BEEN MAKING THIS TREK BACK AND FORTH TO SCHOOL FOR YEARS, SO HE KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND, BUT THIS DAY, HOWEVER, HE HEARS SOME TROUBLING SOUNDS IN THE DEEP FOREST, SO HE QUICKLY HIDES BEHIND SOME TREES, THEN HE PEEKS AROUND TO SEE SOME WOLVES WHO HAVE SPOTTED SOME PREY...

...AND THEY ARE MAKING A MAD DASH TO EAT IT RIGHT NOW, SO I TURN THE OTHER WAY TO SEE WHAT THEY SEE, AND IT'S A MOTHER AND BABY REINDEER...

SO THE MAMA REINDEER SEES THE HUNGRY WOLVES COMING, AND CHARGES THEM TO FEND THEM OFF AND TO PROTECT HER BABY, BUT SOMEHOW THE TWO GET SEPARATED, AND THE MOM LEADS THE WOLVES AWAY WITH HER...

...MAYBE IN AN EFFORT TO SAVE HER CALF, BUT IT WORKED, BECAUSE THE WOLVES DIDN'T COME BACK, SO I WENT LOOKING FOR THE CALF TO HELP IT OUT, AND THE BABY REINDEER LOOKS BACK AT THE HSR, DOEFUL EYES AND ALL...

AND THIS CUTIE-PIE THEN TAKES OFF RUNNING DEEPER INTO THE FOREST, SO HSR CHASES IT, BUT IT'S STARTING TO GET DARK, AND NOT TO MENTION, COLDER, AND AFTER A WHILE OF RUNNING THE CALF STOPS TO REST, AND THE HSR JUST WALKS UP TO THE BABY REINDEER AND SAYS, "DON'T WORRY, LITTLE ONE, WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE!" AND THE BABY REINDEER RUBS UP COZILY AGAINST THE HSR, KNOWING THAT IT HAS JUST NOW FOUND A GOOD FRIEND, BUT RIGHT THEN, THE HSR HEARS SOME MORE SOUNDS THAT MIGHT NOT PORTEND WELL FOR THEM SO, USING HIS WITS ABOUT HIM, THE HSR...wait...now wait...just hold your horses a minute there, young fella...you're telling me that the HSR walks twelve miles to the bus and back, and then goes some more to get to a full day of school?...well, I want him to succeed now...and I'm going to tell my friend sitting right here next to me and her "so you say that there's more to life than turkey and Christmas presents?...well, prove it to me right now!" smile, that when you're deep in a forest, be prepared to act like a "King Of The Jungle" and have mucho tricks up your sleeves!
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"For the most part, we are where we are, because we want to be there!"









My name is Big Turk, and, I'm a big, bad, and wild turkey...

I, and my turkey family, have lived on this McTater's Farm for generations on back...

...and I have a story to tell you...

On this day, sort of close to Thanksgiving...

...I am having memories of my Dad...rest his soul...

...and I'm just walking around the farm...

...eating stuff, sniffing about, and generally looking around here and there...

...and about this time of year, I get a little antsy... like something bad is going to happen...

Well, this day, some of the grandkids start to mess with me....

...and I don't feel like playing around with Betsy, who tries to egg me on, like I am some kind of bull, or something...

...so I walk on over to her like I want to peck her...

...but she still keeps on with the foolish nagging for my attention!...

So, as I said, around this time of year, I don't feel like playing around...

...so I chase her around real good...like I am really going to peck her hard..

And that way, she'll stop bothering me, and she just might think of doing other things on the farm...

...like playing with the pigs, or something...

But I think that Mr. McTater the Third, wants to hook me up for their Thanksgiving Dinner coming up...

And I want to be no part of this...

...so I run up in a tree to get out of harm's way...

So, Mr. McTater the Third calls out to Junior McTater to go fetch me, so that they can pluck and prepare me...

...and I'm thinking to myself, "Pluck No!"

So, Junior McTater, tries real good to grab me...

...but I fly away and run for my life!...

 ...and Junior runs and tries to catch me, but gives up after a while...

Now, seeing all of this with his own eyes, Mr. McTater the Third decides to take matters into his own hands, and he tries to chase and catch me with a net...

Hey, I ain't about ready to get "Plucked Up" and be nobody's Thanksgiving meal right now, so I...

...run this way and that, and turn in tight circles, and even hop over some fallen logs!...

And one of the logs make Mr. McTater the Third trip over, and curse out loud...

...and that's when his denture teeth fly out of his mouth...

...and high into the air...

...and that's when I fly fast and, of course...

...grab and "gobble" up his denture, so he can't eat me if he tried!...

It was a hard swallow with that plastic and all, but it had to go!...

...us wild turkeys have substantial, tasty, and very chewable meat...or, so I hear,

...so with this act, am I saved for a while?

I hope so...but...

...I still have nightmares about when I peeked through the window and I saw my cousin Scratch sacrificed on the table last year...

Everybody was laughing, eating too much, drinking, and having a good time..

...except for me...

...and I'm going to do whatever I can, so I won't meet the same fate anytime soon...

So watch it, people! Don't talk to me about any "Pluckin' Thanksgivin'! "






May you have many....If you have only a limited amount of time left to do something, is it wise to waste it?...when we're young, they were called diapers, and when we're older, they're called underwear--so in a way, nothing's really changed--except them!...do you like a lot of meat on your bone?...smiles!

Top Dentist Now Available “At The Drop Of A Hat” Worldwide...For A $300,000 Retainer…Plus Expenses…For The World’s Best Billionaire Smile! Part 2.

THE LAST TIME WE DID A PREFACE ABOUT THE "TOP DENTIST NOW AVAILABLE...," THE HSR WAS HIGH UP IN THE AIR, ALMOST APPROACHING THE IONOSPHERE, AND, AROUND THAT TIME, HE EXPERIENCED SOME TECHNICAL PROBLEMS WITH HIS STATE-OF-THE-ART, HIGH-ALTITUDE, KICKED-BACK-RECLINING, HEAVEN-WATCHING, BIG-SCREEN, MAN-CAVE BALLON CHAMBER...

...AND THAT MADE HIS CONTRAPTION START TO SLOWLY DESCEND FROM THE SKY, AND AFTER EMERGENCY EJECTING AND PARACHUTING A LONG WAY DOWN, HE WAS LUCKILY CAUGHT IN SOME TREE BRANCHES WHICH SOFTENED HIS ULTIMATE IMPACT, SO, AFTER UNHOOKING HIMSELF FROM THE PARACHUTE, HE FINALLY SLIDES DOWN FROM THE TREE, AND BRUSHES HIMSELF OFF, BUT THE HSR, IS NOW WITHOUT FOOD, WATER, AND CELL PHONE (OMG!) IN THE MIDDLE OF THE REALLY WIDE AMAZON RAINFOREST, PROBABLY A THOUSAND MILES FROM ANOTHER HUMAN, CIVILIZED OR NOT, AND HE SEES STRANGE PLANTS THAT ARE NEW TO HIM...LIKE...

...AND...

...SO WITH THE SPOOKINESS OF THE RAINFOREST DARKNESS RAPIDLY APPROACHING, HSR NOW HAS TO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE FROM THE HUNGRY, STALKING PREDATOR ANIMALS OF THE NIGHT, OF WHICH HE IS SURE THERE ARE MANY, SO HE SPOTS A TREE WITH MANY SOLID BRANCHES RATHER HIGH OFF OF THE GROUND, WHICH ALLOWS HIM TO BASICALLY BE OUT OF HARM'S WAY...

SO HE CLIMBS UP THE TREE AND FINDS A SPOT THAT SEEMS OKAY...BUT...HE FEELS LIKE HE HAS NEIGHBORS WATCHING HIM...

SO HE HAS TO SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN...BUT FORTUNATELY FOR HIM, IT STARTS TO RAIN HARD,

WHICH KEEPS MANY OF THE PREDATORS AT BAY FOR NOW, BUT THE RAINS BRING DOWN SOME OF THE CANOPY PLANT'S POWERFUL TREE SAP AND SOME OF IT GETS ON THE HSR AND HE STARTS TO BE AFFECTED BY THE STRANGE AND POTENT BIOCHEMICALS AND STARTS TO MILDLY HALLUCINATE AND GO TO SLEEP AND DREAMS THIS ONE DREAM, AND...and nothing, man...you ain't jivin' me...but this time the HSR is really in a conundrum with no modern amenities or anything, so this time, your "aww shucks, dude...what's a little rain...suck it up and be a man!" smile really wonders if HSR is going to make it to the next day!
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"Many of the world's problems stem from one person coveting and taking the property of another person!"











Dr. Olah Orala, the world renowned dentist to the mega-rich, who is the first to be called by most of the reclusive billionaires of the the world, when one of them has a dental emergency, now receives an urgent text message from Havlar H. Holmberg, the Swedish shipping magnate:

"Dr. Orala, my good friend, it seems that I just had an accident when chewing on one of my favorite truffles, which was just flown in from Italy...

"...and I had it delicately prepared...

...as gifts...

"...and also as a thrilling aphrodisiac meal for my wife and I...

"...and, as a semi-frequent treat for myself...

"I'm currently in one of my castles in Gothenberg...May I see you soon, Dr.? I'm meeting an entourage of foreign diplomats...discreetly, of course...and I need to be tip top, Chap!"

Dr. Orala, relaxed and refreshed after just finishing several short, but high-intensity Tabata-type of custom burst workouts, at one of his favorite seaside retreats...

...texts back:

"My good friend, Havlar, it's been a while! How's the wife, Genevieve? You two are the most gracious hosts on the continent! It's not necessary that you always pay three times my retainer, but I share your pride that money should be no object,  especially when you require the best...with alacrity! And, although I am currently just across the Ocean, I will expect to see you in about...say...two hours!"

Magnate Holmberg responds:

"Splendid! I am so blessed to know you! You have such a genuine touch like no other! And, oh, yes...President Stefan Lofven of my country and his wife are my house guests for a night or two, and I would love to introduce them to you!"

Olah closes with the text:

"Now, Havlar, you know that I, too, operate very discreetly, but in this case, I'll gladly make an exception for your country's first family...and I am honored...see you shortly! Bye!"

So, for emergencies, and almost all of them are, the doctor and his team just simply board a brand new Hypersonic Skylon SuperJet...

...which allows him to show up any where in the world in about the time it takes to play an interesting game of soccer!

Such is the life of the one and only Dr. Olah Orala, who, on a whim, just remodeled his San Francisco penthouse office to simplify and unclutter his mind and his environment!...

May you have many...would you like to be the one who strolls on a crowded, star-studded Movie Premiere Red Carpet, or be the one who sells all of the red carpets?...what are you going to do with all of that left-over Halloween candy?...I'm sick of all of this too-hot weather, but I don't want it to be bitterly cold either!...smiles!

You'll Smile Too!...When You See The Sunsets That I See…In Cancun! Part 1.

Your "I have not yet seen a sunset over the waters that I didn't like" smile LEANS IN FORWARD TO HEAR THE STORY ABOUT THE HSR AND HIS GIRLFRIEND TAKING A SHORT TRIP IN THE SEA OFF OF CANCUN FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS HAVING A GOOD TIME...

...AND THEY KNOW HOW TO GET BACK TO LAND, SO THEY HOLD HANDS AND JUST LAY ON THE DECK IN THE COOL SUN AND BREEZE, AND DOZE OFF FOR A WHILE, ONLY TO BE AWAKENED BY THEM HITTING AN UNDERWATER SAND BAR, SO THEY ARE STUCK FOR A MINUTE, AND THE HSR LEANS OVER THE BOAT TO SEE IF HE CAN SIMPLY PUSH THEIR BOAT AWAY FROM THE SAND, BUT IN TRYING SO, HIS KEYS FALL OUT OF HIS POCKET AND ONTO  THE SHALLOW SAND, SO, HE JUMPS OUT OF THE BOAT, WHICH IS STILL STUCK, AND HOLDS HIS BREATH, AND GOES DOWN A LITTLE BENEATH THE SURFACE AND RETRIEVES HIS KEYS, BUT HIS EYE CATCHES SOMETHING GLEAMING ON THE SIDE, AND HE TURNS AND LOOKS...AND...IT'S A REAL GOLD COIN...

AND HE TURNS AND LOOKS ANOTHER WAY...AND SEES MORE!...

SO HE COMES BACK UP FOR AIR AND THEN GOES STRAIGHT DOWN AGAIN, AND GETS THE REST OF THEM, ABOUT FIFTY MORE, AND PUTS THEM IN HIS POCKETS, AND HSR THINKS TO HIMSELF, "WELL, I'LL BE!"...BUT WHEN HE COMES BACK UP, HE NOTICES THAT HIS BOAT AND HIS GIRLFRIEND HAVE JUST DRIFTED AWAY, AND IT'S TOO FAR FOR HIM TO SWIM, SO HE LETS OUT A SHOUT AND THEN HE WHISTLES LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT (WHICH IT DOES!), AND TO HIS SURPRISE A HAPPY-LOOKING DOLPHIN QUICKLY COMES OVER TO HIM!...

..AND DOES A COUPLE OF TRICKS FOR HIM!...

AND THE HSR IS HAPPY TO SEE ALL OF THIS, AND SAYS, "COME HERE, DOLPHEE, BABY! I GOTTA GET BACK TO MY SHIP!... AND THE DOLPHIN SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON, SO THE DOLPHIN COMES BY HSR, AND HSR PUTS HIS ARM AROUND THE BIG SAVIOR FISH...

AND THEY BOTH HEAD ON OVER TO THE DRIFTING BOAT, HOWEVER, WHEN THEY GET THERE, AND HSR GOES ONTO THE BOAT, HE DISCOVERS THAT HIS GIRLFRIEND ISN'T THERE, SO HE LOOKS AROUND AND BARELY CATCHES A GLIMPSE OF A  CIGARETTE BOAT QUICKLY PEELING AWAY...

..."OH, NO! I'VE GOT TO GET MY BABY BACK! LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE "CUN" (CANCUN)! DANG, NO CELL PHONE, SO I CAN'T CALL AHEAD TO THE POLICE. WELL, I'LL JUST SAIL ON BACK AND FIND HER...AND THEM... AND SEE WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!...

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“Sometimes, the majestic places that I am in, feel like everybody should be there!"

Some people sing and say that "I Left My Heart In San Francisco."

Yes, it is a beautiful place...

...but San Francisco doesn't have a monopoly...

...on gorgeous sunsets...

Cancun, Mexico has an unmistakeably-juicy flavor in its sunsets, too!...

...especially when witnessed from one of the many penthouse suites...

...or scenic spots!

It's a place where lovers of people go to be shocked and awed by the beauty in others...

...and where lovers of Nature, and their senses, are "earthquaked" by the visually obvious and the barely-noticable sublime...

And Cancun is one of the world's few places where...

...you can get to know more of what's inside of you...

...by seeing all of the pretty things around you!...

It is a shame, however, that...

...we can only personally witness...

...one absolutely gorgeous sunset at a time!

So, if things go right...

...maybe I'll see you here...

...next time...

...with a big sweet grin, of course!...

May you have many…life is like a box of chocolates, where there are the stop and the go lights, and there's also the bitter and the  sweet... this island's cool and lazy winds caress and (tee-hee-hee!) sensually tickle me all over!...the tallest and most majestic trees are Mother Nature's grandest botanical offerings...smiles!