'Tricks!"
"The only Freedom that
is truly-lasting is...
Entropy!"
You and your
"I really like Pumpkin Pie, but not
smiles
are
just very excited
to be
House Guests
of
'Drac'
What's this!...
OMGosh!...
Here is the 'Entity' coming now!...
...And 'It'
is going to deliver
Today's
Scary Blog
with 'Amazing 3D Quality!'...
Please... just don't
get too
afraid!
"You should see what else my
My Magic Wand can do!"
The 'Art Of Ballet!'...
What can ya say!...It's
Beautiful!
People flying through
the air
with the
'Greatest of Ease!'
Some serious students
'Made It Plain' to
HSR and told Him
that he'll never
make it to
their level!...
I mean... just look here!...
This Lady can do this over and over
for about...
twenty times in a row!
Now,
HSR would just
love to artistically express
with a
'Wonderful Ballerina' in his arms!
So,
he starts to train
in hopes of being
able to do
this!...
and maybe even
This!...Yeah!
But,
sadly...
all he can muster up is this!
So...sometimes,
he
'vents' his frustration!
But,
'Misery And Incompetence Loves Company!'
...which means that
HSR has friends
that are
'Artistically
Challenged', too!
But those challenges
have yet to
stop HSR from
'Livin' Da Life!'
Because now,
Ladies and Gentlemen, and all 'In Betweens'
and 'Outside ofs,'
...we're
Celebrating our
Second Annual
Hollywood Smiles Report
Halloween Party!
Hip Hip Hoo-ray, Baby!...
just like we did
Last Year
during
"I Just Bought A 190 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has Ghosts!...So
Here’s What I Am Going To Do!...Part 3."
In!....
And from apparently
all of the Continents,
people are
making it
best way that
they can!
One Lady took an
Ordinary Lyft!
This Woman says, "I took
a
Broom Uber!"
on the way...
People Pass
some
unusual
Jack o Lanterns
Oh, My!
"When I see Hollywood at
His Party,
I'ma
take him in the
Closet for a
( !)!"
And as People
of all kinds
and from
all Places,
come to the
'Place to Be,'
Some neighborhood kids
see all of the
happenings...
and
they
'Wanna Come, Too!'
Wow...on the lawns,
some
decorations are
'Taking
the Cake!'
And the Parade
is Great!
And Partiers
outside
get Ready!
Now, once inside...
the place
is packed!
...and the action is
in full swing!
And many of
'The Moves seem
Magical!
Whoa!...This is
Unexpected!...
Yes!...
The
Rhythm!
...And the
Big Screen Videos!
...And the
Band!
"Hi, Hollywood...
Thanks for the Party!"
"Yeah, HSR!...
You're looking as
Lovely as ever!"
And, of course...
there's
'Stuff Going On'
in the Dark
Corners
of the Place,
...and on
outside
areas, too!
Yes!...this
place is
'Total!'
"So, Hey, Y'all!...
'Happy Halloween!'"
"Get Bitten!...You only
Live Once!"
So!...
I'm a Dentist!...
...fresh out of
Dental school
and I'm ready to go out
and do some Great Dentistry
and...
Make a Lot of Money!
And the first thing that
I need to do is...
Get an Office!
Okay...
So I heard about an older
Dental/Medical Office Building
on the market,
and it was priced
almost
'Next To Nothing!'
So I bought it!...
...Sight Unseen!
Which...now that I think
about it...I'd wonder if I'd
do it again!
But...be that as it may!...
I Happily decide to
go and visit the place...
but it's Night!
And...
I just can't wait to
...check it out!
So...I still go...
and I park my car
across the street from it!
Wow!
You can say that
it
'Has Potential!'
"It does look a
'little scary'
right now," I think to myself,
"but in the day light,
I just know that
it looks Great!"
So, I
get to the front gate,
I say,
"My...what opulent
Iron Work!...
Then...
...the gate...OMG!...
opens for me!
"But, wait!"
I ask myself,
"is someone here expecting me?
So,
not at all scared,
I stride along
the walkway
to the front door,
and to the side I see
Whoa!...Duck!...
"I mean...Crow!"
And I lean out of the way!...
"Whew!...That was close!" I think.
Then I look
the other way,
and,
I see
...a bunch more!
...and a,
OMG!
a weird
Moonrise!
Whoa!...
Now, I get up to
the front door
and I finally
get it open
after some
strenuous effort!...
So, once inside...
the Main Foyer looks like a classic!
and...
looking to the side...
I open a door
What's this!
a "Book
Lover's Dream!"
And there's even a side
library!
But...Yikes!
On the desk...someone speaks!
"Hi there, Sir,"
says the person
in the crystal ball...
"I know that
you're the new owner...
and I want to
properly introduce my self!
I'm Stella Mysteria...
And all of us here
want to
peacefully coexist with you!"
Now, I,
the Dentist say,
"Who do you mean by 'all of us?'"
Stella continues,
"We are a whole community here...
This place used to be a
Dental and a Medical office,
and a
Coroner's office
and a Mortuary...
and I can go on and on...
...They didn't tell you that?," she adds...
"Not in the slightest!," the Dentist shoots back...
"Well, I can tell,"
says Stella,
"that we're going
to get to know
each other very well...
...starting tonight!"
Then, suddenly,
a loud "Ka-Boom!"
noise
from lightening and thunder,
shakes everything...as if on cue!
Stella now smiles
and says, "Please joins us
in the foyer!"
So, I go back
to the foyer...
and I see some
apparitions dancing around!...
"Good Night, Young Man!
I want to welcome you, the New Owner,
to your new,
and
our, old place!"
"Whuu Whoo!" says the guy swinging on
the chandelier!...
...as some others still dance on.
"Oh,"
says the guy
at the head of the table,
"It's Pluto's birthday today!"
"Happy Birthday, Pluto,"
says the Dentist...
Thanks, Mister Dentist Man, Sir...
...but I don't want to
blow the candles
out yet...
...I want to just see the fires burn!"
admits Pluto...
"Well, you are free
to join us
at our sit down...
...you might be here
for a while... you know"...
says the guy to the Dentist...
"And then,
I'll leave?" asks the Dentist,
as he looks at the front door...
"That's what you think!,"
laughs this lady
by the plants!
"Ha Ha Haaa!" laughs
this ghost coming
downstairs!
"Well, Doctor," says the head guy, "you're free
to go!"
Then,
they all start laughing
at me!...
"You can go if you can
make it out!" say this guy...
Then,
The Dentist
remembers this movie
where this happens!
Oh, No!
So,
without saying a word,
the Dentist starts to run,
down any hall way!
And,
he escapes past
this creature!
And
as he runs,
a picture flies off
a wall at him...
"Crap!...
I gotta jam outta here
before they get me!,"
I cry out loud!
So, I run down
this hall way
then turn
the corner and
go down this way...
...but...all of a sudden
this thing says,
"I'm lost...can you please help me!"
Now, I run another way...
but...
I eventually see this!
And as I
run some more,
I rush by a woman
who
tries to talk
to me...
and this
prompts me to
...jump,
head first,
out of the nearest window!
"Crash!"
"Yeah...I'm free!"
"OMG!...
There's an
open gate!
Freedom!...
I'm outta here!"
...
But,
with his first step
past the gate...
'It' starts!...
...The Wind!...
...the clouds!...
...and the lights
...And now,
the
down pouring rains!...
OMG!...
"The rain is
burning my skin!
Dagnabbit!
I've got to go back inside...
But, I'll hide
in a different area," I say!
So, I hurriedly,
but reluctantly
go back in...
to escape
the searing acid rain!...
But...wait...
As I run back.
there's a noise behind me!
The Dentist turns around and says,
"Oh No!"
"Here
comes trouble!
And on
the other side
is a
friend of hers?!"
Now
the Dentist sees a
possible doorway to get in!
And he runs inside
and
secures the
door
"Six Ways to Sunday!"
Now, it's quiet!...almost...
...too quiet!
So,
he tip toes
past a room
and says
"OMG!...
When is this _ _ _ _
gonna stop!"
Whoa!
Another room he passes
has a woman...
that he needs to
get away from!
And after
just barely getting by
these grabbing hands
Whew!
Now, I get to this door,
but I
change my mind a little!
because,
I don't want it to be
this kind of door!
However...
something is now coming at me
from down the hall...
...so...I have to
run into the room!
And,
you know that I
slam the door!
Then after an
extended quiet moment...
"Hello, Doctor Dentist!, says this
scary doll.
And this doll says,
"Yes, Hello there, Sir!
It's so good to see you!...
...Agnes and Montella,"
he says,
Let's give our new guest...
..."The Treatment!"
Now,
determined more than ever
to escape out of here,
I 'burn rubber'
out of the room
and then,
after a while...
I slow down...
and...
the hallway is quiet,
so, I see some stairs
to go down
but,
to be on the safe side,
I walk down the stairs backwards
to see if
anything's coming
down the hall
behind me!
...
But,
before I take some
more steps down...
I turn and see
..."Oh, Crap!"...
So,
as I go back up...
"Sir...come this way...
...right now!," says this
Pretty Lady!
And she asks,
"What is it that
you seek?"
"I just want to go home!," I cry to her!
"Well," she says,
as she takes a seat,
..."It's been a long time
since I last talked to anyone...
...you won't mind
staying and
keeping me Company?"
"No!...I just want to leave!" whimpers the Dentist!
Well, If you insist....
...go through that door and
you'll see my friend...
she'll tell you what to do!...
...Bye bye, Mr. Pretty!"
"Thank you!" I say
and go through this door
and this person says,
"Go down this cave
and past a Merry-Go-Round...
...and past my trusty
guard,
and into a secret room"...
...where this Woman says,
"I've been expecting you!...
Rumor has it that
you want something
very urgently...well...
I shall tell you now...
what your next move
should be!"
Now, I, the Dentist,
listen very carefully,
as I
look out the window
to My Desperate Freedom!
Hollywood!..
I'm hungry for some
of your
'Vanilla!'"
"OMGosh!...
you brought some
Jag vet att det här är kort varsel!
... Har du tre timmar?
May you have many...
..."You're lucky that
My Friends here
only want to
Bite Your Candy!"...
..."Agent Report!...
...they're coming!...
I saw it
with my own eyes!"...
..."I'm not
scared of this time of year!
Because we actually make our
own Present
and Future,
to a large extent!
Of course there are outside influences
that can have an effect,
but if you don't
like those influences,
just
Push Them Out Of The Way!"...
...smiles!
"Thank you!...
Now tell me what
'Hot Sparks'
will happen
between Hollywood and Me!"
"HSR!...
Hurry...and...
Take Cover under
My External Protection!
There's a Credible Threat
that
an Army of Soldiers...
Are Approaching!...
We must leave now!"
"I am now attaining My Lowest Energy State...
...to be in
'Absolute Melodic Harmonance'
with all matter!"
"OMG!...
...Hollywood just tuned in
and logged onto the
'Deep Cosmic Interweb...and
the 'Signal Processors' of My Heart
are immediately sensing his
homo cybergraphicus availability!
Hollywood...Here I Come!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Blog That Gets 7+ Million Visits A Year!...
"Aww, Man!...
I'm waiting for someone...
anyone...
to come and
stand me upright again!"
"Hi Hollywood!...
Hey...what happened to you?
Let me help you up!
That should be better!...No?"
"OMG!...
Thank you very much,
Scare Ree Neigh Ya!"
"If I had My
Body, I'd come and
give you a
Big Fat Hug!...
I feel so much better!"
"Well, what happened?...If
I didn't come around,
who knows
how long you would have
been like this!"
"Some Girls did this
to me!...
...just because I
did a trick on them!
I took their bags of Candy,
and started eating it!
So,
they socked my head off...
and I rolled over here!...
That's the Truth!"...
"Well...what did you expect?..."if you take someone's
stuff...that's not right!,"
emphasizes Scare Ree Neigh Ya...
"Who knows how long
it took for them to
collect all of their Sweets!"...
...I might have done
the same thing
to you!"
"Not you, Sugar!...
...Hey,
can I see what
you have in your bag?...Please!"
'Okay...you can look...
Hey, Wait!
...You're slobbering
in my bag!...
Gimme!"
"Aww, Man!...
...Me and
My Big Mouth!"
"ORAL HYGIENE ALERT!
This patient went to
bed without brushing!
And now...there's
'Periodontal Hell To Pay!'
I've got to
call in some Reinforcements!...
"I'm here
to help!"
"So
am I!"
"Here they come!...
We must
Overcome!"
Now the Fierce Battle
starts
within the
Periodontal Sulcus!
And the Microbial
Monsters
are
Too Strong
and too
Numerous in Number!
Plus,
they just changed
their DNA/RNA
Profiles
into something
we've never seen before!...
Like...they now have
a
One-two-three Punch!
Now,
Dr. Report comes on
the scene!
"I shall 'Telepath'
some others!"
But this battle may be turning...too
late!
Oh, Wow!...
Now there
are
Friends coming
"Out of the way,
You Guys...
I'm dropping some
'Lethals!'
And boy...
do those Friendlies
Come Out Swinging!
And after using some
of the latest Antibiotics...
this can be heard:
"Oh no!...
We're...
Disintegrating!
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