Friday, October 26, 2018

I Just Bought A 193 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has Ghosts!...So...Here’s What I Am Going To Do!...Part 4.

"You Can Eat Cake!...And I'll Have HSR To Myself!...On a Feast Platter!...And don't worry...You'll get more


'Tricks!"





                                                                       




























"The only Freedom that

is truly-lasting is...


Entropy!"







































You and your

"I really like Pumpkin Pie, but not

 Scare Crows"

smiles

are

just very excited

to be

House Guests

of

'Drac'


and Family!















































What's this!...

OMGosh!...

Here is the 'Entity' coming now!...


...And 'It' 

is going to deliver

Today's 

Scary Blog


with 'Amazing 3D Quality!'...

Please... just don't

get too



afraid!







































"You should see what else my



My Magic Wand can do!"



























The 'Art Of Ballet!'...

What can ya say!...It's


Beautiful!

People  flying through

the air

with the


'Greatest of Ease!'



Some serious students 

'Made It Plain' to

HSR and told Him


that he'll never

make it to

their level!...

I mean... just look here!...

This Lady can do this over and over

for about...


twenty times in a row!


Now, 

HSR would just

love to artistically express

with a 

'Wonderful Ballerina' in his arms!


So,

he starts to train 

in hopes of being

able to do

this!...


and maybe even


This!...Yeah!


But,

sadly...

all he can muster up is this!


So...sometimes,

he 


'vents' his frustration!


But,

'Misery And Incompetence Loves Company!'

...which means that

HSR has friends

that are


'Artistically


Challenged', too!



But those challenges

have yet to

stop HSR from 

'Livin' Da Life!'



Because now,

Ladies and Gentlemen, and all 'In Betweens'

and 'Outside ofs,'

...we're  

Celebrating our

Second Annual

Hollywood Smiles Report

Halloween Party!


Hip Hip Hoo-ray, Baby!...

just like we did 

Last Year 

during

"I Just Bought A 190 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has Ghosts!...So 


Here’s What I Am Going To Do!...Part 3."



So...yes!...Come On



In!....


And from apparently

all of the Continents,

people are



making it


on over the

best way that



they can!



One Lady took an


Ordinary Lyft!




This Woman says, "I took

a


Broom Uber!"




And,

on the way...

People Pass

some


unusual


Jack o Lanterns


Oh, My!




"When I see Hollywood at

His Party,

I'ma

take him in the


Closet for a

(              !)!"




And as People

of all kinds


and  from


all Places, 

come to the 

'Place to Be,'



Some neighborhood kids

see all of the 

happenings...


and 

they


'Wanna Come, Too!'


Wow...on the lawns,

some

decorations are


'Taking


the Cake!'

And the Parade


is Great!



And Partiers 


outside


get Ready!



Now, once inside...

the place


is packed!



...and the action is 


in full swing!


And many of 

'The Moves seem


Magical!


Whoa!...This is


Unexpected!...




Yes!...


The 


Rhythm!


...And the 


Big Screen Videos!



...And the 


Band!






"Hi, Hollywood...


Thanks for the Party!" 








"Yeah, HSR!...

You're looking as


Lovely as ever!"



And, of course...

there's 

'Stuff Going On'

in the Dark 


Corners


of the Place,

...and on


outside


areas, too!


Yes!...this

place is


'Total!'




















































































"So, Hey, Y'all!...


'Happy Halloween!'"






















































































































































Love Toothbrush®                                           
































































































"Get Bitten!...You only 


Live Once!"














































































So!...

I'm a Dentist!...

...fresh out of

Dental school

and I'm ready to go out

and do some Great Dentistry

and...

Make a Lot of Money!


And the first thing that

I need to do is...

Get an Office!


Okay...

So I heard about an older

Dental/Medical Office Building

on the market,

and it was priced 

almost

'Next To Nothing!'


So I bought it!...

...Sight Unseen!

Which...now that I think 

about it...I'd wonder if I'd

do it again!

But...be that as it may!...


I Happily decide to

go and visit the place...

but it's Night!

And...

I just can't wait to 

...check it out!

So...I still go...

and I park my car 

across the street from it!

Wow!


You can say that

it

'Has Potential!'

"It does look a 

'little scary'

right now," I think to myself,

"but in the day light,

I just know that

it looks Great!"


So, I 

get to the front gate,

I say, 

"My...what opulent


Iron Work!...

Then...

...the gate...OMG!...


opens for me!



"But, wait!" 

I ask myself, 

"is someone here expecting me?

So, 

not at all scared, 

I stride along 

the walkway 

to the front door,

and to the side I see

Whoa!...Duck!...


"I mean...Crow!"

And I lean out of the way!...

"Whew!...That was close!" I think.

Then I look

the other way,

and,

I see


...a bunch more!

...and a,

 OMG!

a weird 

Moonrise!


Whoa!...

Now, I get up to 

the front door


and I finally 

get it open 

after some


strenuous effort!...

So, once inside...


the Main Foyer looks like a classic!

and...

looking to the side...

I open a door


What's this!

a "Book 


Lover's Dream!"

And there's even a side 


library!

But...Yikes!

On the desk...someone speaks!


"Hi there, Sir," 

says the person 

in the crystal ball...

"I know that 

you're the new owner...

and I want to 

properly introduce my self!

I'm Stella Mysteria...

And all of us here 

want to 

peacefully coexist with you!"

Now, I,  

the Dentist say, 

"Who do you mean by 'all of us?'"

Stella continues, 

"We are a whole community here...

This place used to be a 

Dental and a Medical office,

and a 

Coroner's office 

and a Mortuary...

and I can go on and on...

...They didn't tell you that?," she adds...

"Not in the slightest!," the Dentist shoots back...


"Well, I can tell," 

says Stella, 

"that we're going 

to get to know

each other very well...

...starting tonight!"




Then, suddenly,

a loud "Ka-Boom!"

 noise


from lightening and thunder,

shakes everything...as if on cue!



Stella now smiles 

and says, "Please joins us 


in the foyer!"

So, I go back 

to the foyer...

and I see some


apparitions dancing around!...

"Good Night, Young Man!


I want to welcome you, the New Owner, 

to your new,

and

our, old place!"

"Whuu Whoo!" says the guy swinging on


the chandelier!...

...as some others still dance on.


"Oh," 

says the guy 

at the head of the table, 

"It's Pluto's birthday today!"

"Happy Birthday, Pluto," 

says the Dentist...

Thanks, Mister Dentist Man, Sir... 

...but I don't want to


blow the candles

 out yet...

...I want to just see the fires burn!" 

admits Pluto...




"Well, you are free 

to join us 

at our sit down...

...you might be here 

for a while... you know"...


says the guy to the Dentist...

"And then, 

I'll leave?" asks the Dentist, 

as he looks at the front door...

"That's what you think!," 

laughs this lady 


by the plants!




"Ha Ha Haaa!" laughs 

this ghost coming 


downstairs!






"Well, Doctor," says the head guy, "you're free 


to go!"




Then,

they all start laughing 

at me!...





"You can go if you can


make it out!" say this guy...

Then, 

The Dentist

remembers this movie 

where this happens!


Oh, No!




So, 

without saying a word,

the Dentist starts to run, 

down any hall way!

And, 

he escapes past 


this creature!

And 

as he runs,

a picture flies off 


a wall at him...

"Crap!... 

I gotta jam outta here

before they get me!," 

I cry out loud!

So, I run down 

this hall way


then turn

the corner and 

go down this way...


...but...all of a sudden

this thing says,


"I'm lost...can you please help me!"


Now, I run another way...


but...

I eventually see this!


And as I

run some more,

I rush by a woman

who

tries to talk 

to me...


and this 

prompts me to

...jump,

head first,

out of the nearest window!


"Crash!"

"Yeah...I'm free!"

"OMG!... 

There's an 

open gate!


Freedom!...

I'm outta here!"

...

But, 

with his first step 

past the gate...

'It' starts!...

...The Wind!...


...the clouds!...


...and the lights


...And now, 

the 

down pouring rains!...


OMG!...




"The rain is 

burning my skin!

Dagnabbit!

I've got to go back inside...

But, I'll hide 

in a different area," I say!



So, I hurriedly, 

but reluctantly 

go back in...


to escape 

the searing acid rain!...

But...wait...

As I run back.

there's a noise behind me!

The Dentist turns around and says,

"Oh No!"


"Here 

comes trouble!

And on 

the other side 

is a


friend of hers?!"

Now 

the Dentist sees a 

possible doorway to get in!


And he runs inside 

and 

secures the


door 

"Six Ways to Sunday!"




Now, it's quiet!...almost...

...too quiet!

So, 

he tip toes 

past a room 

and says

"OMG!...

When is this  _ _ _ _


gonna stop!"



Whoa! 

Another room he passes 

has a woman...


that  he needs to 

get away from!




And after 

just barely getting by

these grabbing hands


Whew!

Now, I get to this door, 

but I


change my mind a little!

because,

I don't want it to be 

this kind of door!


However...

something is now coming at me


from down the hall...

...so...I have to 

run into the room!

And,

you know that I

slam the door!

Then after an

extended quiet moment...



"Hello, Doctor Dentist!, says this


scary doll.

And this doll says, 

"Yes, Hello there, Sir!


It's so good to see you!...

...Agnes and Montella," 

he says,


Let's give our new guest... 


..."The Treatment!"

Now,  

determined more than ever 

to escape out of here,

I 'burn rubber' 

out of the room 

and then,

after a while...

I slow down...

and...

the hallway is quiet,

so, I see some stairs 

to go down


but,

to be on the safe side,

I walk down the stairs backwards

to see if 

anything's coming 

down the hall 

behind me!

...

But, 

before I take some

more steps down...

I turn and see


..."Oh, Crap!"...



So, 

as I go back up...

"Sir...come this way...

...right now!," says this


Pretty Lady!


And she asks,

"What is it that 


you seek?"



"I just want to go home!," I cry to her!



"Well," she says, 

as she takes a seat,


..."It's been a long time 

since I last talked to anyone...

...you won't mind 

staying and 

keeping me Company?"




"No!...I just want to leave!" whimpers the Dentist!



Well, If you insist....


...go through that door and 

you'll see my friend...

she'll tell you what to do!...

...Bye bye, Mr. Pretty!"



"Thank you!" I say 

and go through this door


and this person says,


"Go down this cave


and past a Merry-Go-Round...


...and past my trusty


guard,

and into a secret room"...


...where this Woman says,

"I've been expecting you!...

Rumor has it that 

you want something 

very urgently...well...

I shall tell you now...



what your next move 

should be!"


Now, I, the Dentist,

listen very carefully,

as I


look out the window 

to My Desperate Freedom!


































































Hollywood!..

I'm hungry for some

of your


'Vanilla!'"


























































"OMGosh!...

you brought some


Marshmallows!...Great!"
















































Jag vet att det här är kort varsel!


... Har du tre timmar?






















































May you have many...



..."You're lucky that

My Friends here

only want to



Bite Your Candy!"...




..."Agent Report!...


...they're coming!...

I saw it



with my own eyes!"...





..."I'm not

scared of this time of year!


Because we actually make our 

own Present


and Future,

to a large extent!


Of course there are outside influences


that can have an effect,


but if you don't

like those influences,

just


Push Them Out Of The Way!"...


...smiles!




























































































"Thank you!...

Now tell me what


'Hot Sparks'

will happen

between Hollywood and Me!"
























































"HSR!...

Hurry...and...

Take Cover under

My External Protection!

There's a Credible Threat

that


an Army of Soldiers...

Are Approaching!...

We must leave now!"





































"I am now attaining My Lowest Energy State... 

...to be in 



 'Absolute Melodic Harmonance' 

with all matter!"




"OMG!...

...Hollywood just tuned in 

and logged onto the 

'Deep Cosmic Interweb...and 

the 'Signal Processors' of My Heart 

are immediately sensing his 

homo cybergraphicus availability!


Hollywood...Here I Come!"






















































Meanwhile...Back At The Blog That Gets 7+ Million Visits A Year!...

































































"Aww, Man!...

I'm waiting for someone...

anyone...

to come and



stand me upright again!"



"Hi Hollywood!...

Hey...what happened to you?

Let me help you up!


That should be better!...No?"





"OMG!...

Thank you very much,

Scare Ree Neigh Ya!"


"If I had My

Body, I'd come and 

give you a 

Big Fat Hug!...

I feel so much better!"








"Well, what happened?...If

I didn't come around,


who knows 

how long you would have

been like this!"









"Some Girls did this 

to me!...

...just because I 

did a trick on them!


I took their bags of Candy,

and started eating it!

So, 

they socked my head off...

and I rolled over here!...

That's the Truth!"...


"Well...what did you expect?..."if you take someone's

stuff...that's not right!,"

emphasizes Scare Ree Neigh Ya...


"Who knows how long

it took for them to

collect all of their Sweets!"...


...I might have done 

the same thing

to you!"








"Not you, Sugar!...


...Hey,

can I see what

you have in your bag?...Please!"







'Okay...you can look...

Hey, Wait!


...You're slobbering 

in my bag!...

Gimme!"









"Aww, Man!...


...Me and

My Big Mouth!"












































"ORAL HYGIENE ALERT!

This patient went to

bed without brushing!


And now...there's

'Periodontal Hell To Pay!'

I've got to



call in some Reinforcements!...






"I'm here



to help!"








"So



am I!"





"Here they come!...

We must



Overcome!"






Now the Fierce Battle

starts

within the



Periodontal Sulcus!




And the Microbial

Monsters

are



Too Strong

and too

Numerous in Number!

Plus,

they just changed

their DNA/RNA

Profiles

into something



we've never seen before!...


Like...they now have

a



One-two-three Punch!




Now, 

Dr. Report comes on


the scene!







"I shall  'Telepath'



some others!"




But this battle may be turning...too



late!






Oh, Wow!...

Now there

are

Friends coming



to the rescue!








"Out of the way,

You Guys...

I'm dropping some



'Lethals!'




And boy...

do those Friendlies


Come Out Swinging!



And after using some

of the latest Antibiotics...

this can be heard:



"Oh no!...

We're...



Disintegrating!































































































































































































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