"Darling!...My Spell is ready for You!...Read this Blog...and you'll be All Mine!...Until...
I'm through with You!....
...And You with Me!...
"Come on in...
I was thinking about You!
I am Greeting You,
and asking you to join me in
looking over there
and
staring at
a Dream you Love having!
"We're gonna have fun
driving to the
Halloween Party!"
"Dr. Danny Dentation!...
I need you to repair
My Porcelain Veneer!"
"Top of the Halloween
to Everyone!...
OMGosh!...
Porcelain Veneers are
'All the Rage!'
But as for what I do...
there is no adequate
substitute for my
'Vampirical Enamel'...
especially when trying
to locate the
target
External Carotid Arteries!
And my
get clogged while sipping
stuff out!"
"And with almost 7 billion
People on this 'Big Rock,'
there's a lot of
'Stuff to be Sipped!'"
"Now, I am on a tight
schedule, and
with all
kinds of
Appearances and things to do...
...but I always have time for
you!"
"So,
whether a
person
holds her head high...
or sticks her Neck Out...
you can bet that
I'm
always looking out
for the next
Pint or Two!"
"And...
...without further ado...
...Let's get to the
Meat and the Bone
and the
'Neurovascular Bundles'
of it all!"...
...I think I'll call
Dr. Vamp Report!...
...No, not yet!...
Should I email him?...
No, not yet!...
I know that
he's thinking about me!...
but I want him to
want me
bad enough
for him to
call me!
But if he
doesn't call
there won't be anything!
I think that
I'll just call him!"
"Call him, Girl!...
A 'Hand In The Bush'
is better
than
'Two Birds in the Hand!"
Or did I get that right?...
Well anyway,
you do what you gotta do,
and
...so will I!"
"Oh, and
make sure that you brush
after eating
all of that 'Suga!'...
or else,
you'll be helping
your
Dentist
get
a
'Slick and Fast'
Bentley!
You and your
"I look in the sky
and say, "Why?"
then,
I look
in the mirror
and say
"Why Not!"...
smiles
are
just
'Brushing Up A Storm!'
Today's Eerie Episode is
brought
to you by
some
Friendly
Aliens!...some
of whom
like to
"Doctor Danny Dentation!...
Thanks for my
New Veneers!
Now...I got
Dates Every Night!"
"Sure!...I'll meet you
at
Dr. Isabella Incisa's
Halloween Party!"
Ice Skating Champions
are
so fun to
watch!
They are inspiring
and agile,
and
graceful
at the same time!
They make hard things
look easy!...
...even on
one leg!
And HSR loves it, too!
He sees People
doing what he can
never
do!
So,
after totally embarrassing
hisself,
he just
crawls
off the ice!
Good News, HSR!...
The 'Fickle Finger Of Fate'
is not
finished with you yet!
Oh Boy...There's More!
Way Much More!...
NOW HSR IS TASKED WITH
OF ALL THINGS...
TAKING THE
NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS
OUT ON A TRICK OR
TREAT
WALK!...
AND BOY...
ARE ALL OF
THE KIDS
READY TO GO!
SO,
THEY
HEAD TO ONE PLACE
AND GET SOME HANDOUTS!...
WOW!...
WHAT A
SET UP!...
AND THIS
JACK-O-LANTERN
IS
'THE REALIST!'
"WAIT!" HSR SAYS,
AS A LADY PASSES BY,
"IS SHE
MY OLD
GIRLFRIEND?"
AND AS THEY GO TO ANOTHER
PLACE,
SOME KIDS HAVE
REALLY
ELABORATE GET-UPS!
AND
THIS NEXT HOUSE
GIVES KIDS MORE
OF THE STUFF
THEY SEEK!
AND FURTHER ALONG,
HSR SEES
SOMETHING OUT
OF THE SIDE OF HIS
EYES
BUT WHEN HE BLINKS TO
MAKE SURE...
...SHE'S GONE!
"WHOA!" HE SAYS TO HIMSELF...
NEXT...
HEY...SOME PETS
ARE GETTING INTO
IT, TOO!
"HEY, HSR" SAYS ONE KID,
"WHY DON'T YOU GO KNOCK
ON THAT DOOR?"
"OKAY," HE SAYS BACK...
AND WHEN HE GETS TO
THE DOOR...
YIKES!
"IT LOOKS SO
REAL!" HE THINKS!...
"HELLO THERE, SIR,"
SAYS THIS
LADY...
"I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU HERE
BEFORE...I HAVE A TREAT THAT...
YOU MUST TRY!
AND IT'S NOT A TRICK!
"HEY, SIR...WHERE DID
YOUR FRIENDS GO?"
WITH THAT,
HSR LOOKS
BACK TO THE STREET...
BUT ALL OF THE KIDS...
...ARE
GONE!
THEN,
HE LOOKS BACK
FOR THE WOMAN,
BUT...
SHE CHANGED!
"DON'T BE SCARED, SIR!"
AND HSR STAMMERS, "BUT YOU...
CHANGED!"
"THAT WAS MY SISTER," SHE SAYS
"I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE...PLEASE,
COME IN!"
AND THE WOMAN
SLIGHTLY
TOUCHES HSR
ON THE ARM AND
OH GOSH!...HE CAN'T MOVE!
SHE GUIDES HIM ALONG
LIKE A PUPPET!
AND NOW THE
FRONT DOOR
OPENS
WITH LOUD
AND SCARY SQUEAKS!
"WHAT IS THIS PLACE?"
ASKS HSR!
AND THIS WOMAN SAYS,
"OH...YOU'LL LEARN
TO LOVE IT HERE!"
"BUT I DIDN'T PLAN
ON STAYING,"
GULPS
HSR!
THEN HE ASKS,
"WHAT'S THAT NOISE
BEHIND THAT DOOR?"
AND SHE SAYS,
"WELL, LET'S
JUST SEE!"
AND THE DOOR OPENS
AND HSR SCREAMS
A HIGH NOTE!
"PLEASE ...
SHUT THAT DOOR," EXCLAIMS HSR!...
NOW, THIS NEW WOMAN
SAYS, "SIR,
TO
'BE FREE'
YOU MUST GO THROUGH
THESE THREE DOORS
AND IN EACH ROOM,
YOU MUST SUCCEED
OVER EACH AND ANY CHALLENGE!...
...UNDERSTOOD, MY
LITTLE SWEETIE?...
PLEASE STEP INTO
THE FIRST ROOM!...NOW!
SO,
THE DOOR OPENS AND HE STEPS IN
THEN,
SUDDENLY...
THE LIGHTS GO
OUT!
THEN...
ALSO SUDDENLY...
...A VOICE...
"COME, COME,
MY LITTLE LOVELY...
PLEASE STAY
WITH ME
FOR A WHILE!"
"I promise...
this won't
Hurt A Bit!"
I really Love My Boyfriend!
He's gorgeous,
and he tells me that
he
thinks about me
all the time!
And I'm just on
'Cloud Nine'
with him!
He even helps me with
the dishes
and stuff!...
OMG! And he even does
My Windows!
Plus, My whole Family
likes him...
especially my
Mom and Dad!
We go to concerts
together
and the
Movies...
And I really like
those Moonlight
Strolls in
the Park and on the Beach!
There are so many things 'right'
about him!
What can I say...
I
Love Him!
And there are plenty
of
other women
who,
I know,
would love to take him
from me!
I can see
them 'Prowling Around!'
But!...
and it's a
'Big But'...
He likes to
do that
'Four Letter Word'
stuff too much!
You see,
my boyfriend is a
Day-Tolerant Vampire...
and he loves to
B I T E
every
night!
I'm just glad that,
as a Vampire,
I heal fast!
I would rather
do it
two to four
times a week!
Oh,
and that other
'Four Letter Word'
thing that
he Loves to do
with me
Every Single Night
is...
for you people
with their
'Minds In The Gutter,'...
he likes to
R E A D !
Ha ha!
So, one part of Me
wants to keep him,
and another part doesn't!
But,
no one's
'Perfect!'
Not even Me!...
For Me,
there's a
'Four Letter Word'
thing
that I like to do
Every Night
with him around...
and
that is...
T A L K !
I guess we'll just see
how our
Relationship evolves!
This is
our 'Little Secret'...
...Okay!
........
"That's amazing!...
...I usually don't
'Open Up'
for
People I don't know!"
....
"Welcome to your
Weekend Stay,
Dr. Report...
Would you
like to 'Get Started' now,
or
lounge around
a while?"
May you have many...
..."I woke up today!
So, in a way...
I'm 'Born Again!'
And today,
I'm going to
fly high
and do better than my best...
...if that's possible!
I will be my nicest
and perform above
all expectations.
And this World
will Be Better!"...
...smiles!
"HSR...Mmmm...
your cologne
makes me think of a
"Hurry Hollywood!...
Grab my hand
so we can
go away
to
that 'Good Dimension!'"
"Be careful
of the things
that seem to be
what they are....
..but really aren't!"
"Hollywood...
You want to rest on
My Shoulder?...
On second thought,
is this
better?"
Meanwhile...Back at "The Place Where Everybody Else Wants To Get In!"...
"Ladies!...Why do you
want to walk with me
for some
'Trick or Treat'
Candy?"
"Because you're
a 'Pretty Boy' and
I just want to
Hang Out with you!"
"I'll give you some of my Candy!...
I just want to look
in your
'Mysterious Eyes!'"
"Hey, HSR...
I have the new
'Call Of Duty' Game!
Let's
play it after
our walk!"
"Yeah, Slupee!...
You got
My Attention!"
"HSR!...
One of my legs
is going asleep!"
"Linda Mae!...
...Is that you?...
You lookin' Real Pretty!"...
"Hey thanks,
HSR!...
"Hey...have you been
bitten by
a Zombie yet?"
"Naw, not yet!...
As a matter of fact,
I haven't seen
any around!
...Have you seen any?"
"I'm not sure...
My Boyfriend
has been acting a
little strange!
He always wants to
give me
a 'Hickey!"
It feels wonderful, but,
sometimes I feel a
slight pinch or two!"
"Well,
I don't know!
He could be
'Sneaking some
'Pointy Teeth'
in there!
Do you Love him?"
"Not as much as I Loved you
when we were steady!
But I've been dreaming about
you lately!"
"Linda Mae!...
Why are you
looking at my neck so much?...
"Because you're a Handsome Man,
and..."
"And...
...what?"
"I just want to smell some of
your
Nice Cologne!"
"I don't know!...
Are you feeling like a
'New Zombie?'
And...
do you want to
make Me one, too?
Remember...you have a Boyfriend!"
Boyfriend, Shhmoy-friend!
I'll give you my
Big Bag of Candy!
Come on...I just want to
smell your
Cologne closely...that's all!"
"Well,
I want to eat
five pieces of
Candy first...
and...
you smell it quick!...Okay?"
"Nambulor!
The Humans are
trying to
locate us
with their
'Pe-uny'
Stain
Technique!
"Don't worry, Mossifer!
I have some thing
up my
many sleeves!...
I'm
'Making It Rain,' right now!"
"Oh, _ _ _ _ !
That Plaque's coming on
too strong!...I need help!"
"Don't worry, Hygiene Sister!...
I got
your Back!...and...
I brought a
Fellow Soldier,
named 'Bismuth!"
"Mossier!...They are
trying to push us back!...
I'll have to call
Odontoclast!"
"Good, Mossifer...
I
always could
depend on you!...
Wait...who is that!"...
"Bacteria Boys...
I am
Your
Worst Nightmare!"
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