I Just Broke Out of My Doll Box!...Yes, I'm Free...Hey!...Why don't You and I get into
Something Halloweenie!"
This Halloween Wind
and the
'Sounds Of The
Howlings' are
getting Stronger!
That can only mean
one thing
is
approaching!"
"I do have the Strength!
I can Live without Hollywood!
I tried before...but failed...I always...
Fall For Him!
But this time...
I will Succeed!...
Uh oh!...
What's This!...
You're Back!...I'm...
"Hi there!...
Come on in
and
have a seat!
The Dental Show's about to start!"
"You Love my 'Seasonal Outfit?'...
Why, Thanks,
Dr.Report!...
...I brought You Something
that's going to
'Knock You Out!'"
"OMGosh!...
You brought some more
Potion from Romania?...
Great!
What's the Flavor?...
'Transylvania Tart?'...
...Oh Boy!"
My Journey here
has been arduous!...
...Dr. Report!...
My White Outfit
just likes to
whip and flap around wildly
in your 'Wonderful Winds of Love!'"
..."HSR!...I can understand
that
some people like
Halloween,
and some people
don't like it
and
others may not
even understand it!...
But,
in the end,
as with most things...
'It's The Thought That Counts!'"
Yes!...
You and your
'Don't ask me...I don't know!'
smiles
are
Just 'Bawling Your
Hearts Out'
At A
Really Emotional
Romance Movie!
Today's Episode is brought to you
by
a
Cloud in the
Sky...
and
a
Computer Cloud!
"Do you have an appointment...
or,
are you
a Walk-in?...
HSR is learning Judo!
...the hard way!
Yup...
he gets countered
over and over
and over!
He used to do Karate
a while back...
but...
he didn't want to
take this
anymore!
Youch!...
What a strange way to prove
your strength!...
I don't blame him
for quitting that Style!
But it seems that
'Swift Kicks To The Pants'
aren't over yet for HSR!
And I do get
little strange laughs
seeing HSR go through
all of his difficulties!...Better
Him than Me!
And, this episode,
he's still going through the
Meat Grinder!...because...
He's Trapped in a Bad Place!
Don't believe Me?
Just check out what's going to happen
and what happened last time
during
"Hey Zombies!...Word Up!..Here Are Tips and
Tricks To Keep Your Smile...And Persona ...Good And...Ugly!"
'Slope Keep Getting More Slippery!'
You see, HSR
STILL HAS TROUBLE
MEETING THE
EXORBITANT TUITION PAYMENTS
FOR
USC DENTAL SCHOOL,
AND HE'S NOT QUITE
CUT OUT
TO DRIVE FOR
UBER OR LYFT,
SO TO GET THE 'DUCKETS'
FOR THE UPCOMING YEAR
HE
SEEKS OUT EMPLOYMENT
AT HIS FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD
"FUNNY FARM!"
WHICH IS
NOT TOO FAR
FROM HIM,
BUT HE WILL HAVE
IRREGULAR HOURS,
WHICH MEANS THAT
SOMETIMES HE HAS TO
...WORK NIGHTS!
OH NO!...
BUT,
THE FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS
FOR HIM
IS TO SHOW UP
FOR HIS FIRST DAY...
SO,
AFTER
ALL OF
THIS AND STUFF,
HSR STARTS WALKING
TO THE SANITARIUM
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
BUSILY GOING THEIR WAYS
BUT HSR ALSO COMES ACROSS
PEOPLE THAT AREN'T
GOING ANYWHERE!...
THEN HE PASSES A WOMAN THAT
IS KEEPING THE
STREETS CLEAN!...
NOW THIS LADY SAYS,
"YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT I NEED...
GOT A SEC?"
AND HSR REPLIES,
"HEY, MAYBE LATER, BUT
NOT NOW!
AND HE CONTINUES ON...
THEN LATER,
AS HE WALKS FURTHER,
YIKES!
A WOMAN IS
TRAPPED!...SO
HE FREES HER
AND SHE RUNS AWAY!...
"THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A 'BIG MESS!'" HE SHRIEKS!
SO STILL ON HIS WAY,
"HI, SIR...DON'T WALK SO FAST..
LET ME
TAKE YOU
FOR SOME MONEY,
AND THEN YOU CAN GO!
HSR, SAYING NOTHING,
JUST KEEPS WALKING!
"HEY, HOLLYWOOD...'MEMBA ME
I SAT NEXT TO YOU
IN HIGH SCHOOL TRIG!"
"OH HI,
MARCIA GARCIA BARANDA!...
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO NOW?" ASKS HSR...
"I'M TRAVELING THE WORLD...
AND I
GET PAID
TO WRITE ABOUT IT!"
SHE SAYS.
"WELL, I'M STARTING THIS JOB
AT THE MENTAL WARD
NEAR HERE," SAYS HSR...
"PLEASE,
LET ME WARN YOU
ABOUT ONE THING, 'WOOD...
DON'T LOSE YOUR ID BADGE...
OR THEY'LL KEEP YOU...
...I AIN'T LYIN'!" SAYS BARANDA...
"I'LL REMEMBER THAT!...YO,
I GOTTA GO...
BUT,
GOOD TO SEE YOU!...AND
...BYE!" SAYS HSR...
AND
HE KEEPS GOING ON HIS WAY...
"HEY, BIG BOY!...
"I NEED A LOAN REALLY BAD!...
WANNA 'BUST SOMETHIN'?'"
"I DON'T HAVE TIME RIGHT NOW," SAYS HSR,
"BUT THANK YOU!"
AND
HE KEEPS GOING
BUT HE ALSO SEES A WOMAN
WHO SEEMS TO HAVE
FALLEN ON SOME HARD TIMES!...
AND HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF,
"WELL, I'M JUST THANKFUL
FOR WHAT I HAVE!
AND I'MA COUNT
MY BLESSINGS! AND
I HOPE THAT
THIS JOB ISN'T DEALING WITH
PEOPLE THAT ARE REALLY
OUT OF IT, AND IN FAIRY-TALE
LAND, WHERE I HAVE TO
RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE TO CATCH 'UM!"
"SORRY, SIR, FOR ALMOST
BUMPING INTO YOU,"
THIS STREET GUY SAYS TO HSR...
...
SO HSR FINALLY GETS THERE,
BUT,
SOME WOMEN ARE ARGUING
OVER A GUY
WHO IS 'PROLLY' INSIDE OF THE PLACE,
AND HSR WALKS ON OVER
TO THE FRONT GATE
AND GIVES
THE GUARDS HIS NAME,
AND THEY LET HIM ENTER,
AND THEY TELL HIM,
"REPORT TO THE MAIN OFFICE...FIRST FLOOR!
SO,
HE GOES
INSIDE THE BUILDING AND
WALKS DOWN A HALL WAY
AND HE SEES PEOPLE
MOVING ABOUT...
"HI, MISTER...
...YOU MUST BE
NEW HERE, RIGHT?"
SAYS A TEENAGE GIRL..
"YES, I AM" SMILES HSR...
"WELL, PEOPLE SMILE
WHEN THEY FIRST GET HERE...
...THEN THEY STOP!...
THAT'S HOW I COULD TELL
THAT YOU'RE NEW!"
SAYS THE GIRL...
"YOU'RE PRETTY PERCEPTIVE,
YOUNG LADY!" SAYS HSR...
"AND, SIR, THE OFFICE
IS THE OTHER WAY, " SAYS THE GIRL...
"WELL, THANKS!" SAYS HSR AS HE STARTS
IN THE CORRECT DIRECTION...
BUT
ON HIS WAY,
HE HEARS SOME GUY
TELLING A LADY
TO TAKE HER MEDICINES,
BUT,
SHE DOESN'T
WANT TO!
SO,
HSR FINALLY WALKS INTO
THE MAIN OFFICE AND
SITS DOWN
AND THE SECRETARY
ASKS HSR,
"ARE YOU A NEW PATIENT,
OR A NEW HIRE?"
OR A NEW HIRE?"
"A NEW HIRE!" SAYS HSR.
AND THE SECRETARY LAUGHS, "SOMETIMES,
IT'S HARD TO TELL
THE DIFFERENCE!"
"IN THAT CASE," SAYS HSR,
"I'M NOT GONNA LOSE MY BADGE!"
"RIGHT, MR. REPORT, BECAUSE,
YOU MIGHT JUST GET
AN EXTENDED STAY! HA HA, HA!"
THE SECRETARY CRAZILY
LAUGHS!
"WELL, EVERYTHING'S IN ORDER, SO,
JUST GO DOWN TWO DOORS
TO THE STAFF LOUNGE
FOR A WHILE!" SHE FINISHES...
AND HSR PASSES ONE ROOM
BUT, WHEN HSR GETS TO THE LOUNGE,
A LADY THERE SAYS,
"HI THERE!...
YOU MUST BE THE NEW GUY!...
...I'M DR. AMY!
AND I CAN TELL
IF A PERSON
IS CRAZY OR NOT
JUST BY
LOOKING AT THEM!"
"OKAY...WELL,
DR. AMY,
PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME
TO HARD,
BECAUSE
I MIGHT BE THINKING
THAT YOU'RE
THINKING SOMETHING!" SAYS HSR.
"OKAY, I WON'T LOOK
TOO HARD AT YOU,
BUT
I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT YOU,
BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE!...
AND I HEAR THAT
YOU'RE IN DENTAL SCHOOL...WHERE?" SHE ASKS...
"AT 'U.S. 'MF' C.'" GRINS HSR.
"DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?" SHE ASKS...
"I KNOW A LOT OF GIRLS!" SAYS HSR BACK...
THEN SHE
LONGINGLY LOOKS HSR
UP AND DOWN...
"CAN YOU TELL SOMETHING ABOUT ME
BY LOOKING
AT MY BODY LANGUAGE, NOW?
"I CAN TELL THAT...
...YOU LIKE TO
LAY ON YOUR BACK!" JOKES HSR!...
"OMG!
YOU SURPRISE ME, YOUNG MAN!"
"MR. HOLLYWOOD, SIR,"
SAYS THIS DEEP-VOICED GUY
WHO JUST NOW WALKS IN,
"WE NEED YOU
TO HELP
TAKE A PATIENT
TO A ROOM!"
SO,
HSR GETS UP AND SAYS,
"SEE YOU LATER, DR. AMY!"...
THEN HE LEAVES
WITH THE OTHER GUY.
AND DR. AMY
WATCHS HSR
GO!
SO, AS THEY WALK
TO THE PLACE
WHERE THEY NEED TO GO,
HE PASSES BY
ONE LADY
"PLEASE, COME BACK
AND SEE ME LATER,
HANDSOME TIGER!" SHE SAYS...
THEN
THEY FINALLY REACH TO THE
WOMAN NEEDING ASSISTANCE,
AND PICK HER
UP
AND TAKE HER
TO HER ROOM!
...WITH SOME DIFFICULTY!...
AND,
AS THEY LEAVE HER
BEHIND A LOCKED DOOR,
HSR PASSES BY ONE OTHER PATIENT
THAT'S SO SATISFIED TO
TO BE THERE!
THEN, HE PASSES BY
ANOTHER PATIENT IN THE HALLWAY
WHO IS JUST
ENTERTAINING HISSELF!
AND THEN
HSR GOES AROUND A CORNER,
AND HE DOESN'T KNOW IT,
BUT ANOTHER GIRL,
A SNEAKY ONE...
WAITS
FOR THE RIGHT TIME AND
PILFERS
HIS BADGE AND WALLET!
OH NO!
AND ABOUT AN HOUR LATER,
AS HSR
MAKES HIS ROUNDS,
A GUARD STOPS HIM AND ASKS
FOR HIS ID
AND HSR
SEARCHES HIS POCKETS...
...BUT IT'S GONE!
AND THE GUARD SAYS,
"WELL, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME...
...RIGHT NOW!"
AND HSR SAYS, "BUT I WORK HERE!"
AND THE GUARD SAYS, "AND SO DO I!"
SO,
HSR PUTS UP SOME RESISTANCE
THEN, THE GUARD
HAULS HSR OFF, AND SAYS
"YOU'RE GOING TO THE LOBOTOMY
CLINIC!"
"OH NO! SAYS HSR...
"SOMEBODY SWIPED MY STINKIN' BADGE!"
...
SO NOW,
HSR' STRAPPED
IN A GURNEY
AND GIVEN A SHOT
TO BE
'OUT OF IT' AND
THE LADY ATTENDANT
TALKS TO A FRIEND
AND SAYS,
I GOT A CUTE ONE HERE, GIRLFRIEND...
I COULD
EVEN GO CRAZY FOR HIM!"...
BUT THINGS ARE NOT A JOKE!...
BECAUSE
NOT ONLY IS HSR
BEING RUSHED
OUT OF TOWN...
HE'S IN A 'MENTAL
CARAVAN!'
SO HSR IS
BROUGHT TO
THIS PLACE
WHICH LOOKS LIKE THERE
JUST MIGHT BE
'NO ESCAPING!'...
ESPECIALLY WITH
THESE GUYS AROUND!
SO HSR FINALLY COMES TO
AND HE KEEPS TELLING THEM,
"I'M NOT A PATIENT, I WORK THERE!"
AND THE OTHER GUYS SAY,
"SURE YOU DO!'
...AS THEY
DRAG HIM DOWN
ONE HALLWAY
THEN ANOTHER
ONE...
AND THEY
GO PAST TWO WOMEN IN
A ROOM...
THEN
THEY GET TO
THIS ROOM,
WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO
HAVE THIS
OCCUPANT IN
THERE ALREADY!
SO THEY
SLAM THE DOOR
SHUT!
AND AFTER SOME MINUTES,
THE WOMAN ASKS HSR,
"WHAT THEY GET YOU FOR?"
AND HSR RESPONDS,
?I WAS WORKING AT
THE OTHER SANITARIUM
AND
SOMEBODY
STOLE MY BADGE!...SO
THAT'S HOW I'M HERE...
NO ONE BELIEVES ME!"
"I BELIEVE YOU!"
SHE SMILES!
AND THEY TALK MORE,
AND THEY EVEN START TO
MOVE CLOSER TO EACH OTHER!
"I HAVE AN IDEA ON HOW
WE CAN GET FREE
FROM THIS PLACE,"
SHE CONFIDES...
"LET'S DOI IT!" HSR SMILES.
SO,
SHE GETS BEHIND HIM
AND SHE USES
HER TEETH TO
UNBUCKLE HIS STRAPS!
AND HE
DOES THE SAME
FOR HER!
NOW THEY ARE
BOTH FREE!...
BUT WHAT'S THIS?...
THEY HEAR A GUARD
COMING DOWN THE HALL
SO THEY PUT
THEIR JACKETS BACK
OVER THEM,
AND THE GUARD THINKS
EVERYTHING'S FINE!...
OKAY...
SO THEY WAIT
FOR TWO MORE HOURS
AND DURING
THAT TIME,
THE WOMAN NUDGES UP TO HSR AND SAYS
"I'M GLAD THAT
YOU
CAME MY WAY...
AND I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU
JUST HOW MUCH
RIGHT NOW!"
AND AFTER NATURE TAKES ITS
COURSE
SEVERAL TIMES...
THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE
AND THEY
GO OUT OF THE DOOR
AND
GO DOWN THIS
HALL
AND THEY FINALLY
GET OUTSIDE
AND THEY MAKE IT A LONG WAY
AND PASS BY AN OLD
CIRCUS!
AND NOW THEY FINALLY REACH A TOWN!
"I WONDER WHAT THEY CALL THIS CITY?"
ASKS HSR...
AND THEY WALK AROUND
SOME MORE...
"HI THERE, YOU TWO," SAYS
THIS LADY!
COLD AND HUNGRY...MY
PLACE IS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET...
COME ON IN
BECAUSE
THERE ARE A
LOT OF CRAZY PEOPLE
OUT HERE, OKAY!"
AND THEY RESPOND,
"THANKS FOR THE
HOSPITALITY, MISS!"
""I look like
you can Trust Me, right?"
...
Yes, People!...
Teeth...
...Make The World Go
'Round!
We depend on our
Specialized Oral Bones
to
masticate our foods,
and to help us
to speak,
and to
protect ourselves
from our
enemies...
and to
excite
our Friends!
And Mouths and Teeth can
give Nonverbal Cues
that have real meanings!
But...'Get A Room'
if
you have to!
Hey...
you know that
this is the
'Teeth Time Of The Year,' right?
Yes!...
One needs teeth
for all of that
Candy...
and
for all of that 'Biting!'
So,
for Today's Piece,
we want to
'Take It To The Streets'
and find out
who has the
'Better Looking Teeth'...
Dracula,
or
Draculea!
And to help us get a
'Word On The Street'
sampling of Opinions,
we have our own
Doctor Isabella Incisa
to get to the facts!
"Good day, folk!
I'm
going to jump right in
and
see how People feel!"...
"And here's our first subject:
Good Morning, Miss...
Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure
you can!"
"Whose teeth
do you think look better?...Dracula...or Draculea?"
"I like Dracula's
better!
I hear that
his are
so sharp that
it just feels like a
Monkey Bite...you know...nice and warm
with no pain!"
"Thank you...
that's good to know!"
"Hi, you two!
Whose teeth are better?
Dracula's or Draculea's?"
"Oh, that's easy for us...
We both Love
Draculea!...She can be demanding,
and sometimes,
even a vicious _ _ _ _ _! But
that just comes with her
'Sweet and Sour' Packaging!"
"And you, Sir!...
Whose teeth are best?"
"That's Easy!...
Hands down, I think
Draculea's is
more
white!
And, oh yeah...
she knows
what she wants
and...
she's a little rough!
I like her style!"
"And you, Miss...
Who is your choice?"
"Oh, you know that
'Drac's
Da Mac!'
I Love Everything
about him!
As a matter of fact,
I'd Love to go
to Transylvania
and
'Give All Of Myself' To Him!"
"Sir, Do you have a
'New York Minute?'
I want to know if
you prefer the teeth of
Dracula or Draculea?"
"Well, I'm a Man
of Sophisticated Taste
and
last year
I met a woman with
'Moving Teeth!"
Needless to say,
I was blown away!
But, I was shocked when
she told me that
she worked at a competing
Bank across the street!
Anyway... I can't get enough of her!
...Draculea...all the way!"
"I want Dracula
and she
has a thing for
Draculea!"
"Me...
Why...
I Love
Him!"
Hey Lady Interviewer!
I 'm asking you...
which teeth
do you like the best?"
I'll be straight with you!...
That's
for Me to know and
You to find out!"
"And with that,
Ladies and Gentlemen...
'We're Out!'"
"One more time...
My Dear!"
"When you really think about it...
a 'Treat'
can really
be 'Trick' in disguise!"
"OMGosh!...
I forgot!...
Hey, Hollywood!...
I'm coming to
Your Party Right Now!"
May you have many...
..."I've been going to
Halloween Parties
with you over the years
and I must say that
whenever you say, "Boo!"...
"You're Finished wth The Show!...
Great!...
Wanna get some Ice Cream?"
Pick a Side!...
"Hollywood!...
Can you walk me home tonight?...
I'm Scared!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where "At Least We Are Alive To Be Reading This!"...
Let's make Our Own Moves!"
"Doctor Pretty
Pumpkin!...
We're Here!....
Come out,
Come out
Where ever you are!"
"Next Patient,
please
come this way!
"And what is your concern, Miss?"
"Doctor....Wait!
You're
not Dr. Report!"
"This Biofilm Cosmo-Biomolecular Disruptor
Shall 'Lay Waste'
To Your 'Micro Biological Bad Lands!'"
Ha Ha!...
You...So 'Know Not!'
...
Your efforts, once again, to defeat us
will turn out to be
embarrassingly fruitless!
We Are Proliferating
More Than Trillions...to the
Trillions Of Powers...
We
are in all of the
Mouths,
in all of the People
around the
World!
And even if
the smallest speck of us
survives...
our numbers
are Spectacularly Replenished
in
No Time Flat!...
...We 'Gobble Up Teeth'
just
like this!
"Hey, My Sister Hygienist!
We're here to help!
Here are
a couple of
My 'Proprietary Therapies'
that I can
'sic' on those 'MF' Microbes!"
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