I'll Finish My Ice Cream!"...
"I have the
'Best of All Worlds!'...
My Dentist's Office
has a Day Spa,
an Aesthetician Center,
a Pilates and Gyrotonics
Gym...
and...
...all of this in a Wonderful
Tropical Paradise!
...And if you find it Hard to Leave
so Soon...
He also
has A Hotel!"
"Doctor Report...
...I'm never too
far away
from you!...
...Even if You're
Far Away...
...You're Still
'Karma Close!'"
"Welcome!...
And Come On In!...
Here...
...Everyone's
Smile is
'Unconditionally Accepted!"
"Doctor Molaar!...
Thanks for making
My Smile
'So Perfect!'
,,,Now...the Guys just
Look At My Eyes!"
"Yes!...
...Our 'Dental Hygiene Wars'
stop after One O'clock...
...Then,
we
go Swimming and Kayaking!"
"Doctor Danny Dentation!...
Your Work is Excellent!
Now,
My Mouth
feels like it's
Good for another
'Two Million Chews!"
You and Your
'I have some Popcorn!...Now...
all I need
is
A Movie!'
Smiles
are
happy to watch
"Blade"
again!
This 'Enlightening' Episode
for Today
is brought to you by an
'Interpretive Dance'
from the
with a
Definite Message,
and some
Back Up
from his
'Digital A. I. Buddy!
Hockey is the Best!
It's like 'Ballet On Ice!
But,
include
into the Mix,
Trickery,
Rough Play,
Slap Shots,
and just
Good 'Ol Scoring Rushes
to the Net,
You've got
'The Real Thing!
So...
...what's HSR doing out there!...
...I know...
He makes Non-Hockey Players think,
"Aww, Man!...I can mess up
and
do that, too!"
Oh...and he
'Falls Down' a lot!...
Sometimes,
he has help in
'Meeting the Ice Up-Close and Personal,'
and,
at other times,
he just
'Meets The Ice'
Himself!
Well,
few people are surprised
when it comes to
that 'Character Dentist,'
and
homo sapien sapien cybergraphicus,
HSR,
whose name
literally translates into,
'One who doesn't always Learn
from his Many Mistakes, Mishaps, and Maladies,'
but he does have a
'Depth of Determination'
and a 'Will To Survive!'
However,
today,
He continues
WHERE HE LEFT OFF
IN
"Billions Of People Can
Stop Snoring Tonight…
With This One Simple Trick
Of The Tongue!,"
AND THERE,
HSR HAD A PROBLEM SLEEPING,
BECAUSE HE HAD
SOME ISSUES TO RESOLVE,
HOWEVER,
HE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
THOSE ISSUES ARE,
SO SOMETHING
TELLS HIM TO GO
'TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP,'
AND SEE IF
HE CAN HAVE SOME
'RESOLUTION OF HIS
COGNITIVE DISSONANCE!'...
SO,
HE GETS TO ONE
EXTREMELY HIGH
MOUNTAIN,
AND HE LOOKS AROUND,
AND
SEES OTHER
MOUNTAINS
AROUND
HIM,
AND WITH
THE 'RARIFIED AIR,'
HE GETS A LITTLE
SLEEPY!...
AND,
AT FIRST,
IN HIS
'SOMNIA,'
HE DREAMS ABOUT
'NORMAL STUFF,'
LIKE
THIS
THIS AND
THIS,
CREEPING
INTO HIS SLUMBER,
SOME ODD VISIONS
APPEAR!
AND IT IS
WITH THESE
UNPREDICTABLE
MANIFESTATIONS
THAT,
SOME INSIGHTS,
OR MAYBE
EVEN WARNINGS...
MAY COME TO HIM!...
NOW...
FROM ANOTHER PART OF
HIS
DREAMY SUBCONSCIOUSNESS...
...WHAT'S THIS!...
FROM ANOTHER PART OF
HIS
DREAMY SUBCONSCIOUSNESS...
...WHAT'S THIS!...
...SOME
ALIENS,
WANTING TO INTERVENE...
OR...
ABDUCT HSR,
...OR...
...PRY INTO HIS BRAIN?...
...OR...?...
HSR!...WE NEED YOU TO
WAKE UP!...
AND MAYBE
LOOK AT THE
SPIRITUAL STRENGTH!...
BUT...
...IT LOOKS LIKE
HE MIGHT HAVE TO
'SETTLE THINGS'
AGAINST THE
'INTRUDING
FORCES'
BY HIMSELF,
TO OVERCOME
WHAT'S INSIDE OF HIM!
'
"Looks like the Southern California 'Beach Weather' is back!...And I'm
Loving It!"
To answer the Question:
"Where Would You Be Without Your Neighborhood Dentist?"
...I'll tell you...
...Up the Creek...
...Without A
Paddle, That's Where!
Like it or not,
People Need Dentists!..
...It's the Truth!
We Dentists fix teeth that
have been hurt from accidents, trauma, cavities, and
All the Rest!...
and...
...we don't 'Pass Judgements'
about People and what is 'Their Business or Situation'...we
just 'Fix Things Back As Much As Possible!'...
...That's It!
And Teeth that are
'Already Just Fine,' well.
we just add a little
'Spit Shine,' or 'Polish,'
every once in a while,
for that,
'Glossy, Flossy
Look!'
Dentists and Their Staffs
really want your smile to
be at Its Best
because
Everything goes better...
...with...a
Great Smile!
Sometimes,
Patients haven't seen
Us for a while, and
they really Appreciate a
Good and Thorough Cleaning!
Now,
I've seen all kinds of Patients,
from those who don't want to
to those
that talk a lot,
to even those that
forget to
'Not Bite'
My Finger!
"My Doctor said that
Sugarless Gums
can
Help Stop Cavities!"
"Well, Mine told Me
not to
lick My Lips often,
or I'll
need some 'Chap Stick!"
Some Dentists around the
World may be flexible as to
how they are paid!...
Some will Barter Services
with others,
and other Dentists
may accept things like
Yard Work or
Blackberry Cobblers,
some Car
Repair work,
or even
Farm Animals...
and My Favorite...
"Doris!...
I'm In Love!...
Look at this
Handsome Young Tooth Joining Us
to Help Us Bite!...
Now...My
Proximal Contacts
will
'Never Be The Same!'"
..."(Psst!...I wonder what He'll do when...The Mouth 'Gets Dark?')"....
"I have to wait
two more Months
for My Bone to 'Heal'
around My Implants,
but, after that,
I get My Crowns, and,
I'm Home Free...for Six Months!"
"Doctor Molaar told me
that I would have 'Breff Stank'
if I don't Brush!...
Well, I didn't brush this Morning,
and
My Opponents
became 'Disoriented'
and
...We Won The Game!"
"I saw My Dentist
riding the Carousel
at the Circus!...
It was so Funny!"
"Somebody called
My Name...
...twice...
to go in for
My Turn!...
But...
I'm Not Sure
that I Want To!"
"My Mouth Feels
So Fresh and Clean!...But
My Hygienist
Kept going On and On about
some
'Constant Wars'
inside My Mouth!"
"I know that
My Dentist
'Pulls Out All The Stops!...
...like This Player,
when He
Takes Care of Me!"
"I'm going to
walk straight into My
Dentist's Room, Right Now,
and look into His Eyes
and tell Him...
Well, maybe...I'll just look into
His Handsome Eyes!"
"Oh, hi there!...It's You!...
Hey...I need to
tell you that I
really like My Dentist,
Doctor Dentation!...Why,
you ask?...Well,
let me see!...
...Oh yeah!...
He's just a Cool Guy!
He's Handsome, with
Beautiful Salt and Pepper Hair,
and he always Smells Good!...and
he has funny jokes!...and
he even cleans the Teeth of Huge
Great White and Great Black Sharks
all around the World
on his Vacations!
What Kinds of Treatments does he
usually do on Me?...
Hey...I'll tell you right Now!...
Since I'm an 'Assiduous Flosser,'
he just
Praises
My Perfect Teeth, and I see
the Hygienist
for my 6 month
'Spit Shine!'...with
My Own Spit...Of Course!"
"OMGosh!...
This Dentist has
'Breff Stank!'...
...I'm going
to the Other Dentist
Down the Street!"
"Doctor!...Right after you
'Elevated' My Smile,
I met this Guy,
and...OMGosh!...
...My Parents Really Like Him!"
"After...and Before...
all is Said and Done...
I am asking for
Our Neighborhood Dentists
to be Blessed, Guided, and Protected
for the
Benefit of All Humanity!"
So,
remember...
...don't get
'Up The Creek'
without a you-know-what!
Get Your 'Dental Bling Back'
and Keep It Up
'Big Time'
with the help of your
'Friendly Neighborhood Dentist!'
May you have many...
...When You find
A Good Dentist…
Keep ‘um!...
...I know I am!
“Doctor Pulla Mout
knows My Mouth
inside and Out!
And…
I Like the Way...
His Eyes
Look at My Mouth!"...
..."Social Media is Now Everywhere!...
...And there's
No Going Back!...
Gobs of Information
are Shared!...
But,
People may get 'All
Riled Up'
with Angry or Happy Emotions!...
But ...
For Me...
...the only Social Media
I’m on
Is...
...and...
...This Blog!...
...And...
That's Just Fine
With Me!”…
..."Yes!...You're Here!...
Now's
'Lounge Around Time!'"...
...smiles!
"Hi, HSR!...
...You're a
Man
'After My Own Petals!'"
"All of this
'I Love My Dentist' stuff
is For Real!...
I had to call My Dentist,
Doctor Olah Orala, to
fix Me up just
Before A
Fashion Show,
and,
He came through in
'The Blink Of An Eye,'
and Saved My Tooth and
Saved the Show,
and
word got out
that there was
'Much Drama' behind the scenes
with My Mouth And All,
And the Audience
'Connected With My Complications,'
and
I 'Sold Out'
of all of my
20 and 30 Thousand Dollar Dresses!"
My Dentist Is
So Good That...
Meanwhile..."I Am Back At The Place
Where I First Met My Dentist,
and...All
...Smile...And...
Show My 'Pretty Little Whites!'"...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"There's that
'Nidus Of Infection'
trying to
'Gather Strength!'...
Now that a Billion of Them
Are in One Spot...
...It's Time to
'Irreversibly Vaporize'
...All Of Them!...Ha ha ha!..."
"You're doing Fine, Sweetie!...
Your 'Core"
is the
Foundation of
Your Hygienic Powers!"
"I made this 'Simply Gorgeous'
Cake
for Our Team's Party,
but
We All
know
how to
'Freshen Up'
afterward!
"The Chaotic and
Unpredictable Fights
and Cellular Destruction
Deep in all of the Sulci,
actually
'Tears Up' the Surrounding Host Tissue...
leaving a Barren
and
'Difficult-To-Be-Healed' Wasteland!
"Oh ____!...
I've never
Seen So Many
of Them Like This!"
"After I hurry
and
finish writing
and
finish writing
what those Bacteria
Did to You Guys,
I’ma Go Back in there for You
And
'Smack 'um Down!'"
"That Bacteria...
that want to make
...'Sewers'
out of People's Mouths...
...well...
...Let's see Them
Come through Me!"
"Come On, My Sword!...
It's Now Or Never!"
"My Colleagues
are Calling Me!...
I'ma
'Burn Rubber,'
and Air,
to get there...Now!"...
"Yeah!...Have Some Fun Y'all!...
...Life is Too Short!"
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