...I Write Poetry...About...Her Beautiful Smile!... And...I...Love Her!...But...She...Still...Doesn't Even Notice Me!"...Part 2...

"Hey, Guys...I Mean...Just Look!...She And Her...'Gushy-Love-Letter-Worthy'... 'Fronts!'...OMGosh!...Here I Go:  ..."Roses Are Red...And...Violets Are Blue...



Your...Enamel's So Perfect!...

...And...!""

“Hi, Hollywood!...You...    

add Vivid Colors to My Life!...

…Like an Artist who has just 

Surprisingly Found 

a whole case of 

New Pantene Oil Paints!...

...So… 

….go ahead!...  …And…  

…Color Me Up!”…

“He’s an Adventurer, 

who climbs the Highest Heights, 

and with a Sub, 

He sees the Deep Underwater, 

and with a boat, 

he explores the Amazon River, 

and with a canoe, 

He experiences the Lives and Loves 

along the Danube, 

and with a Zero-emmision Glider, 

He flies the skies of 

Historical Europe, 

and 

with a bit of luck, 

he can make it through...

the ‘Forbidden Transylvanian Forest’ 

and collect the 

Million Dollar Prize, 

while steering clear of all the 

Obstacles and...Hungry Zombies!

Doctor Report is a Dentist…  

…and some with New Teeth… 

…Smile and They ask Him…  

…”Hey, where’s the Beef?"”…

"I especially like to

'Lean' like this

during the

Vernal Equinox!"

"Doctor Report!...

To write the

Poetry that 

You write,

You

have to have Love

in your Heart,

and Conviction...

...and...

Attitude!"































































































"Doctor Report!..

Over here!...I...

...See something in the Snow!"

"I just don't make Dip

for anybody!

First...

I have to...

really Like You!"

“The Smile 

is the 

 ‘Poetry Maker’

of the Face!"

You and Your 

‘She’s so Pretty that...

...She’s just Refreshing to 

look at’ 

Smiles 

are 

Happily Dancing

in the Rain!










































































Your

'Poetry Shows The Love In Any Language'

Episode

is brought to you by

Pen and Paper 

Manufacturers, 

so that We can keep

'writing what

Our Hearts Feel!'

The 'Fail for The Week' has 

HSR's Dog

eating a Poetry Letter that took

Him a 

Long Time to Write!




So...HSR can

'Truthfully Confess'

that his Dog really

did

'Eat His Homework!'



Okay...but somebody usually

'Eats HSR's Lunch'...

...if He's not careful!

And that may happen

this Time...sooner than later!



But, today,

HSR's changing up his

Routine, and he's waiting to see if

he is accepted into

USC Dental School, and

he's passing the Time by

Selling Hotdogs!


And he has a pretty good

and busy Spot right now because

a lot of

People...especially

Hungry People, are

all around!

Some People want 

their hot dogs

prepared like

this

and others like theirs

like this...

"Hi there, Sir,

says this Lady,

"I work in an Office

Next Door,

and we're having Lunch,

and I'm going to need

500 Hot Dogs

with a wide

variety of Toppings...like

...right now!....Is that okay?

...I'll

pay for them

right now!"

And, just like that,

She

pays upfront!

So, 

HSR makes a call

on his Cell Phone, and

in no Time,

all of these

are picked up by the Lady

and some her Friends!.

"Whoa!," thinks HSR, "I made enough

to close up shop 

right now, but

I'ma hang out

a little more!"

However, unbeknownst to him,

a person across the way is

checking Him out!

So, a  bunch more people

place orders, and 

one woman

'Wolfs Down'

two of them in a hurry ,

and she says,

"These are

the Best...You here tomorrow?"

"Yes, Mam," He smiles back, "I'll see you then!"

Now,  another Woman comes by 

and orders 5 to go and she says,

"My 'Emotional Support' Hot Dog

and I

want to Thank You,

just for being here,

to provide All of Us with 

Your Options, Sir!"

So finally, after a really steady flow,

it calms down 

a little!

But...right then,

a bunch of Guys come up 

and

they order twenty dogs, no buns,

and this guy sits down to

carry out a bet that 

he can

eat them all in

seven minutes and...

...he...Wins!

Now, after that,

business gets slow again,

and HSR

Day Dreams about

sailing the

Gentle Seas,

and he recalls 

an Alien that

he once envisioned ( a Future Dentexa?),

and he hears the loud crowd in the stadium,

which can only mean

that

Bo Jackson just made a touchdown and

comes to him

out of the tunnel

for a 

'Touchdown Dog!

Then...as He is

about to close up for the day,

one more woman comes up 

to him,

yes, the one with the Camera...

and She asks him,

"Hi, I'm having a BBQ 

this weekend, and

I'd

like to know if you can come by and 

cater Your Specialty Hot Dogs!...and...

I'd like for you 

to meet 

My Parents!"

Love Toothbrush®                                   

“Basically, all of Us want to be Accepted, 

and Maybe 

even Loved!”

My, Oh, My!...

...Good Day, World!

Just look at this Morning's

Shine and Promise!...

...Looks like I got a

'Free Pass'

to first-handedly enjoy

this new 24 hours!

And..

...I'll take it!!

The Beautiful Skies...

the chirping Birds...

And

My hot Chocolate

with my newspaper

At the cafe

...is the

'Supreme Combination!'

But...

then...

...all of a sudden...

I'm taken

by surprise

When You, Young Lady...

and your Friend

care-freely saunter

on by

And I

almost...

...spill my drink!...

Because...

there are 'Astonishing Sparkles'

in your eyes

And there are

pure Enamelite-White Coruscations

emanating from your Smile

...Which seem to be

calling out loudly to Me...

...And...

Before I know it...

My heart 

starts to frantically

and

romantically race!...

And my Body

starts to 

Atomically and molecularly

catch a-fire and tingle!...

And my brain

Shocks, scintillates, and shimmers

all of my neurons

Leaving me

'Sensorily Overloaded,'

But ...

desperately panting...for more!

Now, tell me...

...Is this "Love At First Sight!"

Or just a 'Hormonal Panic Attack?'...

...I don't know which...

And My

Cardiologist

Is not around

To diagnose my Corazonal Palpitations!

Your

fascinating elegance

startles me...

...almost like a surprising

Wake Up call!

But

you continue walking away,

on your way...

Not looking back...

I remember that day...like it was today...

Because it is today!

Okay...

So, I recompose Myself

And get a change of Scenery

I then decide to

go to the museum

And I "float" there,

thinking of you!

And I see some

nice paintings there

Oh no!

There you are, right over there!

You're

hanging your painting on the wall!

But right then

Your cell phone rings

Then you get up and leave.

Oh, well...

You left before you could put up

Your name by the painting...

So,

I gaze at it for a while

And notice that you have

An exquisite talent incorporating

Color, Proportion, Perspective

And especially Impact!

I wish I knew your name

That way, I would know

Who I am

Day Dreaming about!

Then,

I tell my self that

I need some

Fresh Air...

So,

I head on over to

the Park!...

OMG!

Here you are...at the Park!

And some musicians are 'jammin' hard!'

And some people are dancing

Which gives you

all the excuse

that you need

To show your own

'Rhythmic Synergy'...

...within this moment's moment!

Then,

some guy asks You to dance,

But you just keep

curving and writhing!...

Then

you 

Blow him a Kiss

...which is more

than I ever got, 

Then you,

in my slow motion,

sweetly sashay away,

With many people unwaveringly

staring at

The Rhythms of your

Body Bounce!...

...Like you're some sort of

Eye Magnet

or something!

And just like that,

You're gone again...

Another missed opportunity...

But, if I could

talk to you now

I'd say or profess

something like

Oh, I don't know,

Maybe something like:

"You're Nature's best Reflection in the Mirror!"

And

"the sweetness of sugar cane

Can't come close to Yours"

And

maybe...

"Roses are red

And Violets are blue

Only Songs made in heaven

...are worthy of you!"



Yeah!...

That's what I'ma say!



"Your smile's whiter than the

Brightest Cumulonimbus clouds

And more wispy than the

Highest altitude cirrus groups!"

Looking almost like, 'Smiles On The Run!'"



Well, I think I'll

just go and

Sit by the Dock of the Bay...

And watch the Time roll away...



And the place looks nice, as usual,

...But wait!

You...You...

You're leaving on a Cruiser...

with some People!

But,

for how long?



Now, I guess that

I won't be

bumping into you

Everywhere I go...



But, now,

I'm used to seeing you

And your Pretty Profile

And your

'Reactionary Artwork'

And your

'Indescribable Self!'...




"Roses are red

Ranunculus, too

Petals in the Wind

Sway with Dew!...





I'd love to

look

into the Vast Essence

of Your Eyes!





I'll gladly sign up and volunteer

And even give

If I have to!



I guess

I'll have to wait until

I see you again...

If I ever do...

No, I don't want to think like that!



Well, anyway...

Deep in my memories,

You'll always be

"Royalty-With-Edge" to me!

...


Okay...so about

three Months later,

I'm into

my Own Groove again, and

I'm going out

to the track

to workout a little and...

...Whoa!...

I see You again!...

Yes, You...the one with

the Beautiful Smile!...



I'm...so Happy...Again!

...You're back!...

But wait!...

it seems like you're

finished at the track,

because,

you Take Off

and

leave through the Exits!

...Oh well!...



So, the next day,

I am given a ticket

to the Football game

in town,

so I pack a couple

of snacks and have a

great Time there...Oh no!...

...I mean...Oh yes!...

You're on the

Giant Screen Cam!...

But...

You are on the other side

of the Stadium!...

And this Place is

just...

Too Crowded!...

Well...maybe Next Time!...


...If there is a Next Time!...



You know...I think that

I might try a

New Tact!...I'll learn how to

Ride a Motorcycle, and maybe

I'll offer her a

ride and

she can

'Hug Me Tight' for

the Whole Ride!...Just a Thought!



Now...maybe a week later,

I'm just attending

a meeting at

a Hotel near

the Airport...

and

during a break,

out of the

side of My Eye...

I see Her...or I really think

that it is Her, but she

quickly gets into a

shuttle and 

makes it to the

Airport!

"Welp," I say to Myself,

"There She Goes Again!"

May you have many...




..."O Holly wood, Hollywood,

...wherefore art thou, Hollywood?

...Where the Sun

does not 'shineth,'

...your Smile...it Lights the Way!

And in matters of the Heart

My Love Sways Your Way!"...

..."Let's see:

...Roses are Red,

Peonies are Pink,

...We are what We Do,

...and...

We are what We Think!"...






...“Can You 

say those 

‘Three Words’ that 

Always ‘Make My Day?’”...





..."Doctor Report!...

...I'm going to write you

some

'Emotional Poetry!'

I'm going to 

abundantly use

Metaphors...

...and Similis...

and 'Time and Spatial Shifting'

so that



Your Head Will Spin!"...



...smiles!

Hollywood always

writes the

Sweetest Poetry!

And when He gets

'Carried Away,'

...it can be Pages long!

It sort of makes Me

want to...

...Carry Him Away!"

































































































































"Thank You, Mommy Parent!..

...I'm picking up



My First Baby Tooth!"

"So, Hollywood...Do You Need To Get There Fast?...  



...Cause I Can 'Floor It!'"

Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where It's Okay To Be A Stranger That's...  



....'Down To Brush!"...

Dental Hygiene Wars!

"Hey!...Watch  Out!...

...Don't Worry!...

...I Got 'Um!...

































"Many of My Sister's have

'Paid The Price,'

so that

I could make it

this Far!"










































"Let Me

introduce Myself,

I am the 'King'

of this Part of the Mouth!...

...And...



...You're Not Welcome!"
















































"I will bring back that

Bacterium's Head...

...On a Platter!"

"Hey!...

I can Play

'Sword Tennis' all Day!"

“My Yoga, Tai Chi, Ballet, Meditation, and Body Sculpting 

training are…  

…finally…  

…making Me...

...reach My ‘Apex Form!’” 

 “There!...   

…I laid down My Scaler and Root Planer!...  

…Now…  

…You wanna Negotiate?”

“Yes!...

It works Like a Boomerang!...

...But…   

…It doesn’t Cut Me!”

“What’s this?...

...More Attacking Hygienists?...  

…I must go and Warn the Others!”

“Daffy !...

...You’re back….Come Here!...    

…You Big Brute!”

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