Friday, February 28, 2020

Now...I Can See...Why...Some People...Take Their Mouths...For Granted!...Because...It's Right Smack In Front Of Their Faces!...For Cryin' Out Loud!...

"I Can't Believe It!...You Haven't...Brushed Or Flossed....Your Teeth...For Some Days...Because...Your Girlfriend Dentist...



...Dumped You?"...

..."Hhmmm!"...



































































































"We don't have to go

looking very far

to see 

what is Most Important to Us

in Life!


You might even say that

what's most here

are 


the 'Four Fs'...

which are


Family, Friends, Food,

...and...

our Faces!"
































































































"God bless the Child

that has

its Own!...That is what


many People Profess!

Be Grateful for 

what


You have, and

take care of it all,

and Cherish it all!


And hope that 

You and Yours

last in great shape


for as long

as You need Them...

...Hands...


Down!

...And for those of You

Who Read me...


...'Thank You!'"







































































































"I Brush and Floss

a lot because


when...

You're Close...

I want to be My


...'Freshest and  Purest!'"


































































































"Hollywood....

I just want to say that


I like you and that

I don't take you for

Granted!

...And..


if there's anything 

that You want...


...Please...Let Me Know!"




































































































































"Doctor Report is 

meeting some

investors who want to

learn more about the 

Winge Institute for the Oral Sciences!

...It shouldn't 


take too long!"









































































































"Doctor Report...please let me 

fill you in

on some


'Conclusions' 

I have come to!"







































































































"Hollywood says that

he wants to


get in front of

My Face

so that


I don't take him for granted!...

So, I told him to...


...'Step Up To The Plate!'"




































































"Hollywood...I don't want to

take You for granted...


I just want to...


Take You with Me!"





































































































You and Your

'I don't take anything for Granted

because...

I know that Many Things are

important for


My Well Being'

Smiles

are

just Happy to be able to

frequent Your

Own Personal


'Mountain Tops!'





























































































This

'Time to be Grateful'

Episode is brought to you by

Aliens that are thankful that they

found


'Life-Sustaining Earth!'





































































































There goes HSR again,

He's about to fail by

'too closely'

looking his 'Gift Horse'


in the

Oral Cavity!




That's it!...

go ahead and...look

Mr. Ed 'right

good' in the

'Chompers!'

And see what follows!...

Maybe...just maybe...

what will happen

is

just like what happened

in

Can You Tell...If...People Are...'Straight'... 'LG


BT' ...'Pan'...


'Fluid'...'Cross 


Dressing'...'They'...'Non-Binary'...


'None Of The Above ... 'All Of The Above'...Or...



'What Ever*'...Just By... Looking At...Their...  


...Smiles?'''

and also in the Post,

"I'm An Uber Driver...And... 


...A 

Dentist On The Side!"...



And...

...like the rest of us,

WE WANT

TO LIVE

SAFE AND SANE LIVES...RIGHT?...

SO WHAT DOES

HSR ASPIRE

TO DO NEXT?...

HE WANTS TO

HELP OUT AND EXPLORE

SOME OF

THE REGIONS OF

THE SOUTH POLE


WHILE ON BREAK FROM

GOOD OL'


USC DENTAL SCHOOL...THAT'S WHAT!

SO TO GET THERE,

FIRST OF ALL,

HE MUST

BRAVE THE

VIOLENTLY ROUGH


WATERS!


OH MY!...

AND THIS DOES WONDERS

FOR HIS


DIGESTIVE DYSPEPSIA!

BUT,

HIS SHIP

FINALLY GETS THERE...

AND GUESS WHAT?...

THERE'S PLENTY OF


ICE!...

YES!...

WAY MORE

THAN ENOUGH

NEEDED TO COOL

OFF

FROM THE

SUMMER HEAT!

AND AFTER

PLOUGHING THROUGH THE STUFF


FOR A LONG TIME,

HE'S THERE!


SO,

HE EXPECTS TO SEE

A TOTAL

WASTELAND OF

COLD AND SCRAGGLY


FRIGID STUFF!...BUT...

AFTER GETTING 

OFF OF THE SHIP

THERE ARE SOME 


WONDERFUL


SIGHTS!...

THEN, 

HE SEES

PLENTY OF


PINGUINS!

WITH SOME OF THEM

PLAYING


WITH THEMSELVES,

BUT NOT WITH


HSR!...HE'S

TRESPASSING!...

NOW, AFTER 

GETTING PAST 

THEM,

HE MUST


WALK, AND WALK


AND WALK


SOME MORE!...

AND SOME PARTS 

LOOK LIKE A DESERT!

BUT IT'S MADE OF 


ALL ICE!

THEN, 

HE PASSES A 

SNOW 


SCULPTURE,

AND HE PASSES ONE 


DESERTED CAMP,

BUT, 

HE COMES ACROSS ANOTHER ONE

AND THERE

HE FINDS

SOME

FRIENDLY


PEOPLE!

"HI THERE, 

DR. REPORT!


AND WELCOME!...

I HOPE 


YOU'RE 

NOT EXPECTING 


FIVE STAR 


HOTEL 


HERE!

BUT, 

WE DO HAVE


NICE TENTS!

AND THAT ONE THERE


 IS ALL YOURS!...DO YOU

KNOW THAT IT'S ELEVEN O'CLOCK

AT NIGHT?

WE CURRENTLY HAVE

24 HOUR SUN SHINE!

BUT LET ME SHOW

YOU THE INSIDE

OF YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS!

INSIDE, IT CAN BE SORT OF


COMFY!...

...HSR...WE CAN KEEP WARM

BY THE FIRESIDE...

IF YOU'D LIKE...BUT FIRST...

LET'S


PLAY A GAME OF


"ICE CHESS!"


SO...

THE GROUP HAS SOME

FUN TIMES

INTO THE NIGHT,

THEN,

THEY CATCH SOME

REST TO START OUT EARLY IN THE

MORNING AND EXPLORE AROUND!...



"HSR!.. THERE'S A

HUGE CRACK

IN THE GLACIER

NEARBY...LET'S



CHECK IT OUT!


AND AFTER WALKING A WHILE,

THEY GET TO

A FISSURE


AND HSR LIGHTLY

WALKS

TO THE


EDGE

TO GET A BETTER LOOK...

BUT

UH OH!...

HE LOOSES HIF FOOTING AND

FALLS INTO THE CRACK!...

BOY!...WILL HE

EVER LEARN

NOT TO

GET TOO

CLOSE TO

DANGER?

AND NOT ONLY THAT,

HE SLIDES DOWN A CAVE OF ICE


FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE

WHOLE MINUTES!...

SO...

HE'S SEPARATED FROM THE REST OF THE PEOPLE!

...OH NO!...



WELL, HE'S NOT HURT BAD,

BUT WHEN HE

DUSTS HIMSELF OFF,

HE LOOKS AROUND

AND

SEES SOME EVIDENCE

OF


PREVIOUS LIFE!...

WHAT A FIND!...

NOW

ALL HE HAS TO DO

IS

GET BACK TO THE TOP!


BUT, WAIT...

HSR

LOOKS AROUND A LITTLE MORE

AND SEES


A MUMMY...

AND A

FROZEN


ICE AGE MAMMOTH!...

AND WHAT'S THIS!...

A WHOLE BUNCH OF


THAT

'PRETTY LITTLE GOLD STUFF!'



SO, NOW...

HSR

SMILES AND FROWNS

AT THE SAME TIME,

AND THINKS,

"I'VE GOT TO

MAKE IT BACK AND

TELL THE

OTHERS...BUT...

FIRST...

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"


...




"I NEED TO

LOOK AROUND

TO SEE IF THERE

ARE ANY EXITS!"

THINKS HSR...

SO... HE ROAMS AROUND

HERE


AND 


THERE, LOOKING

FOR AN OUT...BUT...WAIT...WHAT'S THIS!

HE FINDS A...OMGOSH...

A...HOT SPRINGS


UNDER THE ICE

WHERE HE CAN KEEP WARMER...

GREAT!...SO HE

SITS DOWN FOR A SECOND,

AND TRIES TO RELAX AFTER

FINDING THAT

GOLD AND

DINOSAUR BONES AND

THE REST...AND HE

GRABS A

LITTLE BIT OF SLEEP!

AND WHILE 'IN THERE,'

HE

IS TENDING TO

THINK ABOUT

WHERE HE

IS GOING,

INSTEAD OF


WHERE HE HAS BEEN!...

...AND HE ALSO ENCOUNTERS SOME

AMORPHOUS



ACTIVITY!'



THEN,

HE IS AWAKENED BY

...A MERMAID...

...OF ALL THINGS!

AND

SHE COMES CLOSER

TO HSR AND SAYS,

"HELLO, THERE!...HOW...


DID YOU GET IN HERE?....

THIS PLACE IS 

SUPPOSEDLY..

...IMPENETRABLE!"


"TO GET HERE," HE SAYS, "I

FELL THROUGH A BIG CRACK

IN THE ICE

AND I

SLID DOWN A LOT...SO...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO

GET OUT OF HERE!"



"WELL,

THAT'S JUST FINE,

BECAUSE, NOW...

YOU AND I...


HAVE A LOT TO DISCUSS!"
















































































































Love Toothbrush®                                   






























































"Are Your Needs bigger than

Your Wants, or


vice versa?"




































































































"I think I know why


many People

don't take care of their teeth

like they should...

...I feel that They know better,

but

they just don't



'Make Time' to do it!''











"I have a Friend who,


when He's 'On the Run,' and He can't Brush and Floss, at least


He does 'Rinse and Spit!'"







"Let Me share this with You...

...Clinically,

I try to



find out

why People do what

they do...and...

sometimes it can be

explained in terms

of the interactions

between



the Id, the Ego, and the Superego!...

But

at other times,

different items may come

into play, as to why People

don't clean their teeth

when needed!"



"In some instances, we take Things and other People



for granted because

we think that those important Things

will always be there for us,

no matter how We act!"



"We may tend to underestimate



the Values of

Our Teeth and Mouths

to Our overall Health, and

We may not give them their

due Recognitions and Attentions!...The

Id, which demands immediate

and unadulterated

satisfaction in what we set

out to do, may exert its 'Rampaging Behavioral Effects,'

which



may force Us to

neglect our Oral Hygiene needs!"...


"A possible way

to correctively approach this

is to look

at Your Teeth in the Mirror,

and,

with your clean fingers,

 touch them gently,

and floss them,

and brush them, and

tell Your Teeth that

You Love them!...

I believe that Your Teeth can



'pick up'

on these messages, and that they

can hear you

and they will

appreciate and shine for you

in return!...And they will

Protect you, and Bite for You,

when ever You want!"


"So...be thankful and take Care

of the things that are important to you:

Your Family, Your Friends,



Your God, and Your Teeth!...

...Just try having a day

without them

and see how you feel!

...And remember...when you

Smile for that Selfie,

you want that

photo to show you

and the

World that

Your Smile and Your Teeth

really are



'All That!'"










"I know that

Oral Hygiene and

taking care



of the Body and Mind

take a lot of work,

but in this World,

We have to

put our


'Best Feet Forward' 

in this

...'Game


...of Life!'"


















"Hi there!...Ummm...Don't look

at Me!...I'm an 

Astrophysicist...


...Not a Dentist!"











"Hey!...I always like a 


Good Fight...and...

ain't Nobody or No Thing

taking away

My



Pretty Smile!"













"Look...Son...I don't care



what all those people say!

You better go in there

and take care of Your

Stinky Breath

and

Dirty Teeth...

...right now!...


...Or Else!"































































May you have many...




"It's time to go!...

...And I'm glad that


I have Uber and Lyft


...and a Taxi,

if I have to!...

...and...


I'm glad that I have...


...My 'Viable Destination!'"...





..."I like the way that...

You 'think' you can



'Sing Karaoke!'"...




..."Believe it or not, HSR, each of Us

is the


...'Center of Our Own Galaxy!'"...




..."My Heart sings...


for the Elegance of

the Simple things!


And my Heart sings

for Our understanding of 


some of the 

Complexities

of Nature and Technology!


And my Heart sings 

when I hear You...


...Ring My Doorbell!...




...smiles!


















































































"I've known you for Years,

and


there are things that 

I still


don't know about You!

You really are My..


'Mystery Man!"












































































































"Now My Wings are 

all Primed up

and

Ready to Go!


...Baby Teeth...Here I Come!"















































































































































































"There He Is!...Finally!...  

...But...  

...I Love Him So, 

and...   































































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where 

All Of The Views...   


...Are Just Fine!...















































































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!























































































































































“The Dental Sulcus is like a ‘Food Trough’ to Me!...  

…And…  


…There’s one right here!”













































“Any closer and 

I’m gonna … 



…Sock You!”















































“My ‘Micro-slime 

can help increase 


Dental Cavities by 50%!”
















































"I don't feel like

speaking to any

Reporters right now...


...I just got offa Work!"











































"Ha ha!... Your

Species just got...


slaughtered by the 

Hygienists!"
















































"I'm an Oral Fungus,

and

My favorite Bacteria to 

eat is, of course,


carious predatorus wingeulus!"














































"You want to be 

my 


14th  victim before Breakfast?"





































"Please...

believe me,

when I say that... 


...I mean you no harm!"










































“Feet don’t fail Me now!... …I’m almost out of this…  


…Interproximal ‘Hell Hole!’”

























































































































"The Only Thing 

Sweeter than 

'My Honey' 


is


'My Honey' 

Right Here!"














































































































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