Friday, July 26, 2019

Can You Tell...If...People Are...'Straight'... 'LGBT' ...'Pan'...'Fluid'...'Cross Dressing'...'They'...'Non-Binary'...'None Of The Above ... 'All Of The Above'...Or...'What Ever*'...Just By... Looking At...Their Smiles?'''


“Ha Ha!...In This World…There’s…Room For Everybody!...You Can Be You…And I Can… Be Me!...Ain’t That The Way…


...It’s Supposed To Be?...”






















































































“Stay True to Yourself, 

and, 

do what You feel that You need to do! 

Because, no one will 

Do ‘It’ for You…

...and…



...the ‘Real You’ is 

Already Taken…



...By You!”























































































“All of Us are given 

‘Lovely, Wonderful, and New Chances’ 

with Each 

Blessed Day that 

We are ‘Born Into!’...  


...No Matter Who You are… 


…and… 


…What You Do!”



























































































“Please…  

…‘Keep Feeling Free’…    


…to…


…Be Yourself around Me, Hollywood!




























































“I’ve got to ge My Wrists and Fingers ...


...Just Like Hers!”


































































“Good to see You this Morning, too!...   


…My Little Friends!”






































































“What?...  …You want to 

take a Break from 

Farming today, and 

spend some time with...

...Me?...  


…Doctor Report!...  


 …I’m the Luckiest!”






















































































"Peace Out!...

Hey...

I have friends that are

all



over the

'Rainbow


Spectrum,'

and


that's Okay!"















































You and Your 

‘Some Parts of Me Want to climb a Tree higher than 


the Sky’ 

Smiles 

are hoping that Paul Bunyan 

doesn’t 


come around!





























































This 'Global Warming Episode' 

is brought to you by the 


Sparkletts Water Guy 

who is now 


giving you ice water in this


crazy heat!





Yes!...The Heat can

make People Crazy!


Take HSR,

for example...

...when he did some stuff

in

"I'm An Uber Driver...And...A Dentist On The Side!"...,


Yes!...He

like the rest of us,

for the most part

just

WANT

SAFE AND SANE LIVES!...

SO WHAT DOES

HSR ASPIRE

TO DO NEXT?...

HE WANTS TO

HELP OUT AND EXPLORE

SOME OF

THE REGIONS OF

THE SOUTH POLE


WHILE ON BREAK FROM

GOOD OL'


USC DENTAL SCHOOL...THAT'S WHAT!

SO TO GET THERE,

FIRST OF ALL,

HE MUST

BRAVE THE

VIOLENTLY ROUGH

WATERS!


OH MY!...

AND THIS DOES WONDERS

FOR HIS


DIGESTIVE DYSPEPSIA!

BUT,

HIS SHIP

FINALLY GETS THERE...

AND GUESS WHAT?...

THERE'S PLENTY OF


ICE!...

YES!...

WAY MORE

THAN ENOUGH

NEEDED TO COOL

OFF

FROM THE

SUMMER HEAT!

AND AFTER

PLOUGHING THROUGH THE STUFF


FOR A LONG TIME,

HE'S THERE!


SO,

HE EXPECTS TO SEE

A TOTAL

WASTELAND OF

COLD AND SCRAGGLY


FRIGID STUFF!...BUT...

AFTER GETTING 

OFF OF THE SHIP

THERE ARE SOME 


WONDERFUL


SIGHTS!...

THEN, 

HE SEES

PLENTY OF


PINGUINS!

WITH SOME OF THEM

PLAYING


WITH THEMSELVES,

BUT NOT WITH


HSR!...HE'S

TRESPASSING!...

NOW, AFTER 

GETTING PAST 

THEM,

HE MUST


WALK, AND WALK


AND WALK


SOME MORE!...

AND SOME PARTS 

LOOK LIKE A DESERT!

BUT IT'S MADE OF 


ALL ICE!

THEN, 

HE PASSES A 

SNOW 


SCULPTURE,

AND HE PASSES ONE 


DESERTED CAMP,

BUT, 

HE COMES ACROSS ANOTHER ONE

AND THERE

HE FINDS

SOME

FRIENDLY


PEOPLE!

"HI THERE, 

DR. REPORT!


AND WELCOME!...

I HOPE 


YOU'RE 

NOT EXPECTING 


FIVE STAR 


HOTEL 


HERE!

BUT, 

WE DO HAVE


NICE TENTS!

AND THAT ONE THERE


 IS ALL YOURS!...DO YOU

KNOW THAT IT'S ELEVEN O'CLOCK

AT NIGHT?

WE CURRENTLY HAVE

24 HOUR SUN SHINE!

BUT LET ME SHOW

YOU THE INSIDE

OF YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS!

INSIDE, IT CAN BE SORT OF


COMFY!...

...HSR...WE CAN KEEP WARM

BY THE FIRESIDE...

IF YOU'D LIKE...BUT FIRST...

LET'S


PLAY A GAME OF


"ICE CHESS!"


SO...

THE GROUP HAS SOME

FUN TIMES

INTO THE NIGHT,

THEN,

THEY CATCH SOME

REST TO START OUT EARLY IN THE

MORNING AND EXPLORE AROUND!...



"HSR!.. THERE'S A

HUGE CRACK

IN THE GLACIER

NEARBY...LET'S



CHECK IT OUT!


AND AFTER WALKING A WHILE,

THEY GET TO

A FISSURE


AND HSR LIGHTLY

WALKS

TO THE


EDGE

TO GET A BETTER LOOK...

BUT

UH OH!...

HE LOOSES HIF FOOTING AND

FALLS INTO THE CRACK!...

BOY!...WILL HE

EVER LEARN

NOT TO

GET TOO

CLOSE TO

DANGER?

AND NOT ONLY THAT,

HE SLIDES DOWN A CAVE OF ICE


FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE

WHOLE MINUTES!...

SO...

HE'S SEPARATED FROM THE REST OF THE PEOPLE!

...OH NO!...



WELL, HE'S NOT HURT BAD,

BUT WHEN HE

DUSTS HIMSELF OFF,

HE LOOKS AROUND

AND

SEES SOME EVIDENCE

OF


PREVIOUS LIFE!...

WHAT A FIND!...

NOW

ALL HE HAS TO DO

IS

GET BACK TO THE TOP!


BUT, WAIT...

HSR

LOOKS AROUND A LITTLE MORE

AND SEES


A MUMMY...

AND A

FROZEN


ICE AGE MAMMOTH!...

AND WHAT'S THIS!...

A WHOLE BUNCH OF


THAT

'PRETTY LITTLE GOLD STUFF!'



SO, NOW...

HSR

SMILES AND FROWNS

AT THE SAME TIME,

AND THINKS,

"I'VE GOT TO

MAKE IT BACK AND

TELL THE

OTHERS...BUT...

FIRST...

I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"

















































































































Love Toothbrush®                                   
































































"Don't stand so Close!...

...You...


Don't Know Me!...











































































































"Hello, Everyone!...

...I'm Here Now!...

Let's get this

Show on The Road!...


..."I ask You All...

This Very Simple

Question!...

Can You tell

a Person's...how should I say this...

Can You tell People's

'Personal Procilivites'

or their

'Orientation,'...

or


...how They 'Swang' just by

checking out how

'They'


Smile?...Any one want to

Comment?"






"Yeah, Sugar!...

How can you tell a

Book By it's

Cover...


if you don't

'Peek between the

Covers?"






"That's a Fair

Question!...



...Any one else?"



"You...Person!...

How would you like to

be identified?"










"IDK!..That's How...



...'I Don't Know!"






Now... this Person says,

"Well...if You ask Me....

That's for

Me to Know

and...

'Pooof!...


...You to Find Out!"





"Well,

Nobody asked You...

...You...



...You...'Hooligan!"





"Sir...You keep raising Your Hand...

is there



something you'd

like to Say?"



"Yes!...I'm 'Coming out

of the Closet!...And,

I'm

Str...Str...Str...


Str...Straight!..."



"Well...You could hardly

get it out!...

But...for some reason,

I believe You!

...Con-


gratulations, Sir!"...




"Honey!...Look at Me...I want To



say something!...

...You've got to

'Open Your Eyes'

to other Facial and Body cues

to tell if they are...

...you know...

...if they are...

'Proud to Be!'...Yeah!...

...That's Right!


Oh...and Hi there



All My Lovely and Adoring Fans!..."





"Don't Hog the Spotlight, Okay!...

We all Know You!...

I think that

This One

has some thing pertinent to say!...

...Let


Loose, Sister!"






Thank You RuRu!

I think that all Smiles

just show the Teeth...you know...

but...


We need to know what's up

with


the Smiler's Thoughts!

They could be just

Innocently Happy and Gay!...So What!...

Or...

They could be

'Holding Back Information,'


or straight up


Lying!

And they might have

Evil


Thoughts!...Watch out!...


And Remember...

a 'Sneer' is


'Just a Couple of Millimeters' 

different

from a Smile!...

But, I can sometimes tell

which Way Some People 'Swang'


just by looking at


how They use 'They' Mouths!"





"You make some Valid Points,



Girl!"








“I might not be able to tell 

the ‘Orientation’ of All Humans

 just by checking their Smiles, 

but, 

I can tell ,

with 100% accuracy... 



...what ‘Second Lifers’ are all about!”











“Do you think that HSR

knows about Us?...Should We tell Him?...



...Does He even Care?”…












“Good!...Nobody knows Who, What, or...


...'Which'…   …I Am!”








Hey, You



Two!...

...No Bite


Fighting In Here!...

Stop it!...



Right Now!"











“That’s why I don’t Smile

that much!...

...I don’t want to... 



...get ‘Busted!’”







"Well...I think that

we are



what we eat, and drink,

and we are what we talk about

and think

and...we are what



We Do!...And Our Smiles Reflect that!"





"OMGosh!...

I think that

You Just 'Hit The Nail



On The Head!'...That's 

Soothing To Know!"....





"Do You know the Best

Three Words that

Your Partner can Say

on the Phone, on 

'They'

way over?


..."I'm Comin', Daaalin'!""






"Oh, Please....


...Spare Me!"









"Hey!...I'd like to say



something!"












"Well, 'Heys' for Horses!

...And I'm cutting this 

Short and Sweet!...


Come Back for Part


Two, Okay...

...All You Sugars 


Out There!"

















































































































....








































































May you have many...



..."I have many Friends

who

'Lean'


this Way or that Way


in their


Personal Relationships!...

And That's Fine!...


...Because...

...God Says,


'God Bless The Child That has

Its Own!"...





..."So, Hollywood...

...how do you

like My


Home Town So Far?"...




..."Yes, HSR!...

Keep Dreaming!...

so...



...I can Be Free!"...







..."Yes, I am

from the

Amazon Part

of Brazil...



...How could You Tell?...





...smiles!















































































“I can tell Your ‘Orientation’ real easy Doctor Report!...



...As a Matter of Fact…

..Come here and...


Gimme Some of That Sugar!” 








































































“I Love All of the 

Billions of Children of the World!... 

…They are Our Futures!...Along with their



‘Exfoliating  De Leches!’”




















































































"Use the Proper Technique each 

and 


every Rep!"...









































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where It May Have...    


...All Started!...

































































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!












































































































"Take Me to

Your 

'Queen Hygienist!'...


...Now!"

































"Damn Hygienist!...Get..



in My Mouth!"



















































“My Vacation Ends Tomorrow, but,

My Respite 

has given Me 

Ideas on 

'Advancing the Efficacies'


 of My Microbial Therapies!”




















































“I don’t turn Bacteria into Stone...

I turn Them...



...into Calculus!”


















































“I am from the Far East Contingent of ‘Battle Hygienists!...

and...


I am sharing 


‘Kung Fu Curretage Techniques!”






























































'Hurry up

and Hop on!...

We're getting

out of this


'Inflammatory Wasteland!"
















































“I think  I’ll keep sitting 

in the front row 

of my Hygiene Class, 

because, 

I think that 


Doctor Report Likes it when I do!”



















































“The ‘Heat Of The Battle’…  


...Excites Me the Most!"










































“Only the Bacteria 

'carious predators wingeulus'


leaves tracks like this!”

















































“The ‘Heat Of The Battle’…   


…Excites Me The Most!”































"Aaaarrrrggghh!...

The Hygienist I just 

swallowed is 


giving Me Indigestion!"




















































































































































































“Just A Few More of These 

and…   


 …I can Change the World!”











































































































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