“Ha Ha!...In This World…There’s…Room For Everybody!...You Can Be You…And I Can… Be Me!...Ain’t That The Way…
...It’s Supposed To Be?...”
“Stay True to Yourself,
and,
do what You feel that You need to do!
Because, no one will
Do ‘It’ for You…
...and…
...the ‘Real You’ is
Already Taken…
...By You!”
“All of Us are given
‘Lovely, Wonderful, and New Chances’
with Each
Blessed Day that
We are ‘Born Into!’...
...No Matter Who You are…
…and…
…What You Do!”
“Please…
…‘Keep Feeling Free’…
…to…
…Be Yourself around Me, Hollywood!
“I’ve got to ge My Wrists and Fingers ...
...Just Like Hers!”
“Good to see You this Morning, too!...
…My Little Friends!”
“What?... …You want to
take a Break from
Farming today, and
spend some time with...
...Me?...
…Doctor Report!...
"Peace Out!...
Hey...
I have friends that are
all
over the
'Rainbow
Spectrum,'
and
that's Okay!"
You and Your
‘Some Parts of Me Want to climb a Tree higher than
the Sky’
Smiles
are hoping that Paul Bunyan
doesn’t
come around!
This 'Global Warming Episode'
is brought to you by the
Sparkletts Water Guy
who is now
giving you ice water in this
crazy heat!
Yes!...The Heat can
make People Crazy!
Take HSR,
for example...
...when he did some stuff
in
"I'm An Uber Driver...And...A Dentist On The Side!"...,
Yes!...He
like the rest of us,
for the most part
just
WANT
SAFE AND SANE LIVES!...
SO WHAT DOES
HSR ASPIRE
TO DO NEXT?...
HE WANTS TO
HELP OUT AND EXPLORE
SOME OF
THE REGIONS OF
THE SOUTH POLE
GOOD OL'
USC DENTAL SCHOOL...THAT'S WHAT!
SO TO GET THERE,
FIRST OF ALL,
HE MUST
BRAVE THE
VIOLENTLY ROUGH
AND THIS DOES WONDERS
FOR HIS
DIGESTIVE DYSPEPSIA!
BUT,
HIS SHIP
FINALLY GETS THERE...
AND GUESS WHAT?...
THERE'S PLENTY OF
ICE!...
YES!...
WAY MORE
THAN ENOUGH
NEEDED TO COOL
OFF
FROM THE
SUMMER HEAT!
AND AFTER
PLOUGHING THROUGH THE STUFF
FOR A LONG TIME,
HE'S THERE!
SO,
HE EXPECTS TO SEE
A TOTAL
WASTELAND OF
COLD AND SCRAGGLY
FRIGID STUFF!...BUT...
AFTER GETTING
OFF OF THE SHIP
THERE ARE SOME
WONDERFUL
SIGHTS!...
THEN,
HE SEES
PLENTY OF
PINGUINS!
WITH SOME OF THEM
PLAYING
WITH THEMSELVES,
BUT NOT WITH
HSR!...HE'S
TRESPASSING!...
NOW, AFTER
GETTING PAST
THEM,
HE MUST
WALK, AND WALK
AND WALK
SOME MORE!...
AND SOME PARTS
LOOK LIKE A DESERT!
BUT IT'S MADE OF
ALL ICE!
THEN,
HE PASSES A
SNOW
SCULPTURE,
AND HE PASSES ONE
DESERTED CAMP,
BUT,
HE COMES ACROSS ANOTHER ONE
AND THERE
HE FINDS
SOME
FRIENDLY
PEOPLE!
"HI THERE,
DR. REPORT!
AND WELCOME!...
I HOPE
YOU'RE
NOT EXPECTING
A
FIVE STAR
HOTEL
HERE!
BUT,
WE DO HAVE
NICE TENTS!
AND THAT ONE THERE
IS ALL YOURS!...DO YOU
KNOW THAT IT'S ELEVEN O'CLOCK
AT NIGHT?
WE CURRENTLY HAVE
24 HOUR SUN SHINE!
BUT LET ME SHOW
YOU THE INSIDE
OF YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS!
INSIDE, IT CAN BE SORT OF
COMFY!...
...HSR...WE CAN KEEP WARM
BY THE FIRESIDE...
IF YOU'D LIKE...BUT FIRST...
LET'S
"ICE CHESS!"
SO...
THE GROUP HAS SOME
FUN TIMES
INTO THE NIGHT,
THEN,
THEY CATCH SOME
REST TO START OUT EARLY IN THE
MORNING AND EXPLORE AROUND!...
"HSR!.. THERE'S A
HUGE CRACK
IN THE GLACIER
NEARBY...LET'S
CHECK IT OUT!
AND AFTER WALKING A WHILE,
THEY GET TO
A FISSURE
AND HSR LIGHTLY
WALKS
TO THE
EDGE
TO GET A BETTER LOOK...
BUT
UH OH!...
HE LOOSES HIF FOOTING AND
FALLS INTO THE CRACK!...
BOY!...WILL HE
EVER LEARN
NOT TO
GET TOO
CLOSE TO
DANGER?
AND NOT ONLY THAT,
HE SLIDES DOWN A CAVE OF ICE
FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE
WHOLE MINUTES!...
SO...
HE'S SEPARATED FROM THE REST OF THE PEOPLE!
...OH NO!...
WELL, HE'S NOT HURT BAD,
BUT WHEN HE
DUSTS HIMSELF OFF,
HE LOOKS AROUND
AND
SEES SOME EVIDENCE
OF
PREVIOUS LIFE!...
WHAT A FIND!...
NOW
ALL HE HAS TO DO
IS
GET BACK TO THE TOP!
BUT, WAIT...
HSR
LOOKS AROUND A LITTLE MORE
AND SEES
A MUMMY...
AND A
FROZEN
ICE AGE MAMMOTH!...
AND WHAT'S THIS!...
A WHOLE BUNCH OF
THAT
'PRETTY LITTLE GOLD STUFF!'
SO, NOW...
HSR
SMILES AND FROWNS
AT THE SAME TIME,
AND THINKS,
"I'VE GOT TO
MAKE IT BACK AND
TELL THE
OTHERS...BUT...
FIRST...
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"
"Don't stand so Close!...
...You...
Don't Know Me!...
"Hello, Everyone!...
...I'm Here Now!...
Let's get this
Show on The Road!...
..."I ask You All...
This Very Simple
Question!...
Can You tell
a Person's...how should I say this...
Can You tell People's
'Personal Procilivites'
or their
'Orientation,'...
or
...how They 'Swang' just by
checking out how
'They'
Smile?...Any one want to
Comment?"
"Yeah, Sugar!...
How can you tell a
Book By it's
Cover...
if you don't
'Peek between the
Covers?"
"That's a Fair
Question!...
...Any one else?"
"You...Person!...
How would you like to
be identified?"
"IDK!..That's How...
...'I Don't Know!"
Now... this Person says,
"Well...if You ask Me....
That's for
Me to Know
and...
'Pooof!...
...You to Find Out!"
"Well,
Nobody asked You...
...You...
...You...'Hooligan!"
"Sir...You keep raising Your Hand...
is there
something you'd
like to Say?"
"Yes!...I'm 'Coming out
of the Closet!...And,
I'm
Str...Str...Str...
Str...Straight!..."
"Well...You could hardly
get it out!...
But...for some reason,
I believe You!
...Con-
gratulations, Sir!"...
"Honey!...Look at Me...I want To
say something!...
...You've got to
'Open Your Eyes'
to other Facial and Body cues
to tell if they are...
...you know...
...if they are...
'Proud to Be!'...Yeah!...
...That's Right!
Oh...and Hi there
All My Lovely and Adoring Fans!..."
"Don't Hog the Spotlight, Okay!...
We all Know You!...
I think that
This One
has some thing pertinent to say!...
...Let
Loose, Sister!"
Thank You RuRu!
I think that all Smiles
just show the Teeth...you know...
but...
We need to know what's up
with
the Smiler's Thoughts!
They could be just
Innocently Happy and Gay!...So What!...
Or...
They could be
'Holding Back Information,'
or straight up
Lying!
And they might have
Evil
Thoughts!...Watch out!...
And Remember...
a 'Sneer' is
'Just a Couple of Millimeters'
different
from a Smile!...
But, I can sometimes tell
which Way Some People 'Swang'
just by looking at
how They use 'They' Mouths!"
"You make some Valid Points,
Girl!"
“I might not be able to tell
the ‘Orientation’ of All Humans
just by checking their Smiles,
but,
I can tell ,
with 100% accuracy...
...what ‘Second Lifers’ are all about!”
“Do you think that HSR
knows about Us?...Should We tell Him?...
knows about Us?...Should We tell Him?...
...Does He even Care?”…
“Good!...Nobody knows Who, What, or...
...'Which'… …I Am!”
Hey, You
Two!...
...No Bite
Fighting In Here!...
Stop it!...
Right Now!"
“That’s why I don’t Smile
that much!...
...I don’t want to...
that much!...
...I don’t want to...
...get ‘Busted!’”
"Well...I think that
we are
what we eat, and drink,
and we are what we talk about
and think
and...we are what
We Do!...And Our Smiles Reflect that!"
"OMGosh!...
I think that
You Just 'Hit The Nail
On The Head!'...That's
Soothing To Know!"....
"Do You know the Best
Three Words that
Your Partner can Say
on the Phone, on
way over?
..."I'm Comin', Daaalin'!""
"Oh, Please....
...Spare Me!"
"Hey!...I'd like to say
something!"
"Well, 'Heys' for Horses!
...And I'm cutting this
Short and Sweet!...
Come Back for Part
Two, Okay...
...All You Sugars
Out There!"
....
May you have many...
..."I have many Friends
who
'Lean'
this Way or that Way
in their
Personal Relationships!...
And That's Fine!...
...Because...
...God Says,
'God Bless The Child That has
Its Own!"...
..."So, Hollywood...
...how do you
like My
Home Town So Far?"...
..."Yes, HSR!...
Keep Dreaming!...
so...
...I can Be Free!"...
..."Yes, I am
from the
Amazon Part
of Brazil...
...How could You Tell?...
...smiles!
“I can tell Your ‘Orientation’ real easy Doctor Report!...
...As a Matter of Fact…
..Come here and...
Gimme Some of That Sugar!”
“I Love All of the
Billions of Children of the World!...
…They are Our Futures!...Along with their
‘Exfoliating De Leches!’”
"Use the Proper Technique each
and
every Rep!"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where It May Have...
...All Started!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Take Me to
Your
'Queen Hygienist!'...
...Now!"
"Damn Hygienist!...Get..
“My Vacation Ends Tomorrow, but,
My Respite
has given Me
Ideas on
'Advancing the Efficacies'
of My Microbial Therapies!”
“I don’t turn Bacteria into Stone...
I turn Them...
...into Calculus!”
“I am from the Far East Contingent of ‘Battle Hygienists!...
and...
I am sharing
‘Kung Fu Curretage Techniques!”
'Hurry up
and Hop on!...
We're getting
out of this
'Inflammatory Wasteland!"
“I think I’ll keep sitting
in the front row
of my Hygiene Class,
because,
I think that
Doctor Report Likes it when I do!”
“The ‘Heat Of The Battle’…
...Excites Me the Most!"
“Only the Bacteria
'carious predators wingeulus'
leaves tracks like this!”
“The ‘Heat Of The Battle’…
…Excites Me The Most!”
"Aaaarrrrggghh!...
The Hygienist I just
swallowed is
giving Me Indigestion!"
“Just A Few More of These
and…
…I can Change the World!”
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