...And I Can…And I Am…
...And I Love To…
...Do It Again!”
"So,
Doctor Report has
turned on
his
"I Need Attention' light!...
...So...
...Any Moment Now...
“Wow!...
...That’s Exciting,
Captain HSR!...
…But...
...Please Tell Me…
…What Did You Do
With The Gold?”
"With My 'Natural Outfit,'
I can 'See and Scan'
Every where,
without Detection!"
"So...
...how do You Like
My
'Island Paradise,' Hollywood?"
“Yes,
My Little Puppy!...
The ‘Big Dog’
will be Here
in a Sec!"...
"Sure, I have some
more
Crazy-Cold
Ice Water...
Just
follow Me Home!"
"OMGosh...
I can
feel HSR
walking along a
Path to Me!...
There he Is!...
"Hi there!...You...
want to
Go To The Water?""
"We think that
we know much about
Brain Science and Our Psychology...
But we Don't
Some think that we only
use Ten Percent of
our Neural Tissue at any one time!
But once we
Learn about
the 'Dark Matter'
in the Universe,
we'll see
that we have
Mystery 'Dark Matter' in
Our Craniums!"
You and Your
'I like the Tropical Palm Trees
as they sway in the
Breeze
at the Beach'
Smiles
are
Glad that you
have a 'Beautiful Friend'
that will
rub
some sunscreen
on your back!
Your 'Dark Matter' Episode for
Today is
brought to you by
an Engineer
who reverses the Polarity
of a microphone,
thus turning it
into a speaker,
which will
Entertain You!
Bungee Jumping...
isn't for everyone!...
HSR tried it...
...just once!...
and barely
made it
out
alive...to
talk about it!
Just Barely, Huh?...
...Now don't get me wrong...HSR
is needed...alive...so that
we can keep this here Blog going!...
But,
He really might meet
a 'Bad Fate' this time...you never know...
...But catching up
to Him now,
we find him
'Getting Away From The City,'
and he's just whistling and
strolling
through
A NICE PARK,
AND,
IT'S
SO QUIET AND SERENE!...
AND...
HE'S JUST LOVING
IT!
HOWEVER,
NEXT,
HE SPOTS A
CAVE!
"MY, THAT CAVE SURE
DOES LOOK LIKE
A MYSTERY!...
BUT...
I DON'T
FEEL LIKE DOING
THAT NOW!...
SO,
ACROSS FROM
THE CAVE,
THERE'S A BENCH
WHICH HSR
WALKS OVER TO
AND SITS DOWN!...
THEN,
IN A WHILE,
HE LAYS DOWN,
THEN,
IN A WHILE,
HE'S
SNOOZING
OFF INTO DREAM
LAND!
BUT...
OF ALL PLACES TO GO
WHEN YOU HAVE A SWELL
'OPPORTUNITY DREAM'...
HSR UNCONSCIOUSLY
DESIRES TO
EXLORE
HERE!...
OH, WELL...HE'S THE
'BOSS'
OF
HIS DREAM!...
SO, IN
HIS
SUBCONSCIOUS SCENARIO,
HE GETS UP
FROM
AND WALKS
ON OVER
TO
THE CAVE
AND
JUST WALKS ON
IN,
LIKE...
THERE'S
NO DANGER,
OR ANYTHING,
IN THERE!
SO,
AFTER
LOOKING INTO THE CAVE
HE STARTS TO WALK...
AND
WHEN HE
GETS TO
THIS PART,
A CLOUD FORMS TO
THE SIDE,
AND OUT
OF THE CLOUD
COMES THIS
WOMAN...
...AND SHE SAYS,
"I SEE THAT
YOU GOT
MY MESSAGE TO
COME AND SIT ON
THE BENCH
ACROSS THE WAY,
AS A SIGNAL
TO COME INTO
THIS CAVE
AND RECOVER
ALL OF THE GOLD!...GOOD...!"
AND HSR REPLIES,
"HEY...I WAS JUST WALKING,
AND MINDING
MY OWN BUSINESS,
AND THEN I SAT DOWN THERE...
I DIDN'T KNOW
ABOUT ANY PLAN!"
"WELL," SHE SAYS,
THAT'S STILL OKAY!...
...BUT...
...YOU'RE HERE,
SO...
MAYBE YOU CAN BE
THE ONE
TO SHARE IN THE
EXTREMELY IMMENSE PROFITS
FROM THIS ADVENTURE”…
“WELL,
WHAT KIND OF GOLD
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT,
AND
AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW…GOLD
IS SOME HEAVY STUFF!...
I COULD ONLY CARRY
SO MUCH ANYWAY!” SAYS HSR...
“WELL, SIR,” SHE
SAYS,
“THIS IS SOME ‘COSMOLOGICAL
GOLD,’
OWNED BY THE RULERS
OF OUR MILKY WAY GALAXY!”…
“BUT, HEY,”
SARCASTICALLY LAUGHS HSR,
“IF THEY FIND OUT THEIR GOLD IS MISSING,
THE RULERS
ARE GOING TO COME
AND…BLAST ME
TO SMITHREENS, RIGHT?”…
“OUR GALACTIC RULERS ARE AT WAR WITH,
AND CURRENTLY IN HIDING FROM,
THE ‘POTENTATES’
OF THE NEARBY
ANDROMEDA SPIRAL,
SO
THEY WON’T BE FINDING OUT
ABOUT THEIR MISSING STASH
FOR A WHILE!”
“WELL, TELL ME…
...HOW DO YOU
PLAN TO GET AWAY
WITH THE GOLD,” ASKS HSR…
"AMONG THE GOLD ITSELF
IS A SMALL MACE,
WHICH,
WHEN ITS HEAD IS TURNED ONE FULL CIRCLE,
WILL
TRANSFORM ALL OF THE GOLD,
AND ITSELF,
INTO A
REGULAR-LOOKING
RING," SHE DIRECTS,
"YOU ARE TO THEN PLACE
THAT RING
ONTO YOUR FINGER
AND RETURN TO ME,
WHERE THINGS WILL BE
‘SETTLED’
BETWEEN US!...
...THAT’S THE PLAN,”
SHE DETERMINES…
NOW HSR ASKS,
“WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO
AND DO ALL OF THIS
YOURSELF…AND
KEEP IT ALL?”
“YOU ARE A STRONG AND
STRAPPING AND HANDSOME
YOUNG MAN,
AND
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU CAN RUN FAST
TO
SAVE YOUR LIFE…
...PLUS…
...YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO
HAS SAT
ON THE BENCH
FOR A VERY LONG TIME…
...YOU ARE,
SO TO SPEAK,
THE ANSWER TO MY
LONG-AWAITED PRAYERS!...
...AND…I’LL SHARE WITH YOU,
SOME OF THE POWERS OF THIS
‘COSMOLOGICAL GOLD’
WHEN YOU RETURN!”
SHE FINISHES…
“SO, I’M SUPPOSED TO JUST
WALK IN THIS CAVE MAZE
AND EASILY FIND THE GOLD…
...JUST LIKE THAT?” ASKS HSR…
“I WAS GETTING TO THAT!...
...HERE…IS A …
...‘DARK MATTER’ SWORD!...
...IT'S
STRONG AND LIGHT WEIGHT
AND
IT MAKES
WHAT EVER IS CUT
DISAPPEAR
TO ANOTHER PLACE AND TIME!
...RIGHT NOW IS
THE TIME TO START
YOUR JOURNEY!
USE YOUR INSTINCTS
TO GUIDE YOU
AS TO WHICH PATH TO FOLLOW!"
SO, WITH THAT,
HSR TAKES THE SWORD,
AND A BIG
...SWALLOW...(GULP!)...
AND TAKES HIS FIRST STEPS!
BUT SOON,
HE FINDS A LANTERN!
AND HE EASILY LIGHTS
IT AND USES IT TO
FIND HIS WAY!...GREAT!...
BUT...
...NEXT...
HSR SEES A CREATURE
WALKING OFF
TO THE SIDE!...
OMG!...
NOW, HE WALKS
A LITTLE MORE
AND,
OH NO...IT
SEEMS LIKE THE LANTERN IS
ATTRACTING MONSTERS
BECAUSE
HE'S GOT TO FIGHT OFF
THIS UGLY THING!
...YIKES!...
THANKFULLY, ONE SWIPE
OF THE MAGICAL SWORD
MAKES IT
VANISH!...INTO THIN AIR!...
SO HE WALKS A LITTLE MORE
AND
HE SEES THIS SCURRY
REAL FAST PAST HIM!
"I'M GOING TO GET RID OF THIS
LANTERN
BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY
ATTRACTING ATTENTION!"
SO,
HE EXTINGUISHES THE LIGHT,
AND WALKS A LITTLE MORE...
OH, 'H' NO!
THIS
'THING'...
IMMEDIATELY
GETS TOO CLOSE!
HOWEVER,
HE TAKES ONE SWING
AND
HITS THE BEAST,
BUT IT JUST GETS
EVEN MORE
ANGRY!
THEN,
HE STABS
THE MONSTER AFTER ABOUT
FIVE SIDEWAY SLASHES...
...AND...POOF!...
...IT'S GONE!
BUT RIGHT AFTER THAT...
THIS ONE
SEEMS
TO BE
VORACIOUSLY FAMISHED!
NOW HSR JUST TURNS
AND RUNS A WHILE...
BUT
THE MONSTER'S
STILL
HOT ON HIS TRACKS!
NOW,
HE IS
SCARED
ALL THE WAY
TO
'KINGDOM COME,'
BUT...
HE STILL TURNS AROUND AND
SWINGS THE SWORD TO
SAVE HIS LIFE!
...AND...
IT DOES!
"HIP HIP HOORAY!'
SO NOW
HE STARTS
'TIP TOEING'
IN THE DARK...
...MORE...
BUT,
WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?...
AS HE
WALKS
DOWN THIS WAY...
HE SEES A
DRAGON...
...WAKING UP!
AND
IT STARTS TO RUN
TOWARD HIM!
"THIS SWORD
HAS TO WORK,"
HE PRAYS!
SO HE RAISES HIS SWORD
AND SAYS,
"I'M HERE FOR THE
'COSMOLOGICAL
GOLD!'...YOU CAN MEET
THE SAME FATE AS
THE OTHERS IF YOU WANT!!...
...COME ON!
AND WITH THAT
THE DRAGON STOPS
IN ITS TRACKS!
AND SEEMS TO LOOK
AND POINT
IN A DIRECTION...
AND HSR LOOKS IN
THAT DIRECTION...AND
WOW1...
THERE
IT IS!
"IT'S BEAUTIFUL!" HE SWEARS!
AND NOW HE SEES AND PICKS UP
THE MACE
AND TURNS IT
ONE FULL TURN,
AND, YES,
ALL OF THE GOLD
AND THE MACE
TURN INTO
A
RING
THAT
FLOATS IN FRONT OF HIM!...
NOW HE GRABS THE RING AND
PLACES IT ON HIS FINGER!
NOW...SUDDENLY...
THIS WOMAN
APPEARS AND SAYS,
"YOU HAVE THE RING!...
...GREAT!...NOW...
...THIS IS THE WAY BACK!...
"May the Strongest Nation
Win!
Now,
Doctor Report says
"Thank You,
Doctor Karen Horney, for
allowing me
into your Office, so
I can Learn More as
to why we
as a Species
...Kiss...
with our
'Dental Mouths!"
"Well, good to see You, too," says
Dr. Horney,
"Doctor Report!...As a Dentist,
The Mouth is Your 'Territory,' so to speak...but...
it doesn't 'Stand Alone!'...You know that
the Dental Mouth is
only an important part
of the Total and Valuable Whole!"
Now, Dr. Report says,
"Doctor Horney, You are a
Investigative Psychoanalyst, and
You're an Expert on what Drives and Motivates
People to do things
and they may not
know why they do them!...However,
my question to you
now is,
"Is Kissing a 'Learned Behavior'
or does it have an 'Innate Basis?'
Doctor Horney answers,
"Doctor Report,
I am not a 'Certified Philematologist,'
but,
first of all,
there are other
Species
on this Planet that
show affection
and exhibit so-called
'Kissing!'...Bonobo
Monkeys,
which are very tactile and sociable
with each other,
have been spotted
sharing
'Lip-touching!'
Also, this same action
has been seen and documented
in
fish!...But I must tell
you, Dr. Report,
that
when we are first Born,
Our Mouths play an important role in
our Socializing and
Our eating,
and our Communications,
and,
Ultimately,
Our Survival!...Dr. Report...
...Our Hormones play important roles
in how we feel
and
how we act on
Our Urges!...We have
'Happy Mood'
Biochemicals that
create Sexually-oriented
Motivations and
Drives in Us to
Ultimately
'Propagate
The Species!'...This is what
insures the Likelihood
that Future
Generations of
homo sapien sapien
will be around!...and...
these Outer Acts
and
Expressions
are made
under the Commands
of
Our 'DNA Masters!'"
Doctor Report now asks,
"When you say, 'Happy Mood' Biochemicals,
you are talking about
Hormones, Right?"
"Certainly," announces Dr. Horney,
"Hormones, and
especially a number of
what we call
'Neurotransmitters,'
like epinephrine, serotonin, oxytocin,
dopamine, and
many endorphins!"
Now, Dr. Horney continues,
"You know that
Our Lips and Tongues are
packed with
'Gobs and Gobs' of
highly-sensitive
Nerve Receptors!
And,
when you add the
proximal warmth of your
Potential Partner,
and a good element of attraction,
well,
a 'Perfect Storm of Opportunity'
may Occur, for Kissing,
which activates areas of the Brain,
involved in producing Dizzying
and Addictive Euphoria,
and Cravings, and
Desires...
...for more Kissing...
...and 'More!'
Oh, and I'm sure
that you know,
Doctor Report, that
it's best if one
has a Nice and Clean
Mouth to Offer!
And
I must add that
Kissing is a way to instinctively
'Feel Out'
and obtain a
'Detectable DNA Scent,'
which may help in determining
if someone may be a
'Good Choice'
and
if that person
may have a
'Desirable Genetic Immunity'
and a
'Major Histo-Compatability Complex'
that may
'Keep The Love Alive!"
"So, it
seems that the
Function of a Kiss
is More than just
Epithelial Stimulation," surmises
Dr. Report.
"Yes," says Dr. Horney, "and as I said,
Kissing, and it's
'Wonderful Sequelae,'
may ultimately be
'Genetically Designed'
to help
keep Our Species
into the Future!"
Now Doctor Horney asks Doctor Report,
Can you sum up what I said
Today?"
And, Doctor Report
fixes his tie and Smiles,
and says,
"I'll make an Analogy...and...
...Let's use the Game of
Baseball!
First of all,
in Relationships,
and in Baseball,
one has to
'Get Into The Game!'...you know...
...into the
Batter's
Box!...
This is where
you get to initially
meet a
Potential Partner!
Then, to
'Start To Play The Game,'
you have to know your
Way around the Bases!
And the first move to make
is to
'Get To First
Base!"
That's supposedly where
you have
'That Special Person's
Undivided Attention!'
Now,
if things go well,
and
the 'Train Doesn't
Derail,'
moving on to
Second
Base is the
next Logical and Romantic Step,
where
'Holding
Hands'
and
a 'Close Hug'
Now, if things are
still On Track,
and this may
take some time to get here,
Third Base
is the
'Next Proximal Step!'...
And This may include
Friendly 'Petting'
and even
Confirmatory Kissing!...
But...Hold On A Minute!...
Getting to
Home
Plate,
whether through
'Sliding In,'
or through a
'Grand Slam Home Run,'
where
Everyone
is Happy...well...
This Blog
Is Not About
'Home Base Stuff'...
...This is a Family Blog!...
So
for that 'Home Base Stuff,'
You'll have
to go through the
'Green Doors of Romance'
over there,
Symbolically Speaking!"
And with all of that,
Doctor Karen Horney Smiles and says,
"Your Sum-up is well done, Doctor Report!...After
all of that,
I think I feel like having
a
Cigarette!"
May you have many...
...‘When I look at You…
…Close Up…
…I Try to Read…
…”Doctor Report!...Good Day!...
... For a little More Privacy …
...Let’s walk over to this corner...
…Thank You…
Now,
I just wanted to see
if you would follow Me!...
...and you did!...
...Now, I have somewhere else that...
...I’d Like You to Follow Me!”...
...Hey, Hollywood!...
…Come on Outside …
…And Play!”...
..."The Fireworks and
Barbecues,
and Parades are Great!...
...But...
They still don't
beat some 'Quiet Times'
with Doctor Report!"...
...smiles!
“It’s Summer Time…
...and…
…the Living is Easy!...
…Don’t You Think So?”
Reset, Recalibrate, and Fine Tune Any And All
Electromagnetic Signals
From Earth
and
from The
Universal
Light And Dark Matter
Complex!
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Your Dreams Come Alive and Start
Knocking on Your Front Door!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Dang! These Monsters are
arising
out of the
Calculus Boneyards!"
...a Day-Dreaming Hygienist
On Vacation
Fails to detect and
realize
the 'Dangers'
waiting
just past the
Next Tree!
"I swoop in Silently!...
And strike without Notice!
And Take My Spoils!...
"Researchers at the
University of Sweden
Dental School
have made it so that
when I'm in the Sulcus
I have a
"After all of these Years fighting,
My
Back is Starting
to Hurt!"
"We'll see who
Bites You First!...
...Me...
...or...
...My Stomach!
"This New Magic
Antibiotic will
eliminate
80%
of Known Species!...
But...
If the
Survivors 'Take Over',
will
Things be Much Worse?"
"Don't 'Feel Sorry' for Me...
...You Better
Run From Me!"
"You know that
all of the other
Bacteria
quickly move
out of My way
when
I enter the Room!"
"And to think
I really get Paid
for
this Fun!"
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is
Impossible to Quantify!
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