"Are You Ready?...I Am...Let's Go!...But first...since you're all up in my face...I'ma
...Step Back, and check you out!...Hey!...
Do you want...
Many People
rely on
Energy Drinks
to
get them going strong!...
But...
all I really need is
plenty off rest and...
..."Some Of Your Stuff!"
..."Some Of Your Stuff!"
"You...Reading This!...
Enter into My Lair!...
...and relax on my
Swinging Bed!
I'm going to put on
something a little
"Less Restrictive!""
Agent Report!...
Let's go over the
Signs that
I will give on
our
Spy Stake-out...
So,
if I touch my
scalp,
it means that
things are
still a "go"!
And if I use both hands,
things are
falling apart!
And if I close my eyes
and think of Lovely You,
that means to
Our Safe House!"
"Now that
My Feathers got your
attention, HSR...
Let me tell you
My Story!"
"Oh, that's a good line,
Young Lady!...
Let's see how far that takes you!"...
"Well, we all have a Story to tell!
And we have some Stories for you!"
"OMG!...You're the Reader that
I've been waiting for!
In My Sports Car,
I hope that
you can
"Work Your Stick!"...
'Cause I'm High Powered,
and I've Got "Rubbers To Burn!""
"I am
"Your Official Person Who Stays Out Late And Drives Fast But Has Good Luck And Will Stick With
You Through Thick And Thin!"
and
"The One Who Won't Burn The Food And Likes Ice Cream And Washing Dishes And Steak Knives!"
And remember...we are
what we eat,
and,
we are
what we Fantasize About!"
"Come on...try and "Do Some Damage!""
"Oh, Boy...I't's that
Lady again...who
hasn't been
"Loosened Up" yet!"...
"If HSR ever really "Hits The Jackpot"
with her,
she just might be a
"Good Asset!"
"Hey, Sistah...
...You!...
with the
Nice Hair and
The White Teeth!...
Yeah, you!...
You wanna come on up
and
"Shake your Shiny Stuff"
in front of
HSR?"
"Yeah...That's it, Gurl!"
(Applause from the Crowd!)
"Hi, and Thanks for
letting me be first!
I only want to
go to "Third Base" with
Hollywood at this time...
Miss
"I'd Rather Stay Out Late And Drive My Car Real Fast And Stretch My Luck, Than Stay
Home And Do Dishes!"
...Hollywood, My Dear!...
My Mom and Dad really liked you
when you came
by for Lunch!...
But,
she said that
you eat your
food too fast!
And you ate
all of the
Meat Loaf!...
And my Dad told me that
I better
learn how to
"Make That Meat Loaf"
for that
Young Doctor!"
"Good to see you again,
Miss
"Every Time Hollywood Comes By, I Burn Off All Of The Calories From My Steak And
Ice Cream!"
We've met before
on another Blog!
...Hey, HSR...
That Jazz Concert
was Great!...
The Music was Smooth and Mellow
yet Spontaneous and Sophisticated!...
Just Like You!"
"You're so Kind,
and "Top of the Day To You!"...
I really like
this blog and
because of
you and HSR...
I'll be back!...
...Miss
"My Love For Doctor Report Is So Thick...You Can Cut It With A Knife!"
"It's been nice
Telepathically Singing
with You,
Dr. Report...
I'll
"See" You later on!"
...and we'll make
more
Sweet Music Together!"
...Dr.Report!...Those
Official Ceremonies
can be really boring!
I'm glad that I could
see You
a little bit
during that time!...
The Servants brought us some Sweets
for a Little Party!
And,
I think that
I'll get
dressed for The Occasion!"
"Come on in Reader...
and let's
"Rev Things Up!"
"Life is a Canvas for painting!...
and so is
My Body...
for Tattoos!"
"When ever I'm with you,
HSR...
things are always "Looking up!""
You and your
"are there some things that People do during the day,
that they wouldn't dare do during the
night?...and vice versa?..."
smiles
are
counting the time
until
your next
Pay Period!
Today's Free Lance Project
will be demonstrated and
told to you
by
Fire Dancers
who are so good
that they don't need
Burn Insurance!
We all need Food!...
But ever since
he was a child..
HSR has had his share of
"Messed up Clothes!
Sometimes it seems
that the food was
trying to
"Slip Away
And Run!"...
...But,
...like a Shark...
once the "Vittles" are squarely
in the Mouth...
...it's Over!
Yes, HSR
likes a
full stomach,
like the rest of Us!
And like the rest of us,
WE WANT
SAFE AND SANE LIVES!...
SO WHAT DOES
HSR ASPIRE
TO DO NEXT?...
HE WANTS TO
HELP OUT AND EXPLORE
SOME OF
THE REGIONS OF
THE SOUTH POLE
WHILE ON BREAK FROM
GOOD OL'
USC DENTAL SCHOOL...THAT'S WHAT!
SO TO GET THERE,
FIRST OF ALL,
HE MUST
BRAVE THE
VIOLENTLY ROUGH
WATERS!
OH MY!...
AND THIS DOES WONDERS
FOR HIS
DIGESTIVE DYSPEPSIA!
BUT,
HIS SHIP
FINALLY GETS THERE...
AND GUESS WHAT?...
THERE'S PLENTY OF
ICE!...
YES!...
WAY MORE
THAN ENOUGH
NEEDED TO COOL
OFF
FROM THE
SUMMER HEAT!
AND AFTER
PLOUGHING THROUGH THE STUFF
FOR A LONG TIME,
HE'S THERE!
SO,
HE EXPECTS TO SEE
A TOTAL
WASTELAND OF
COLD AND SCRAGGLY
FRIGID STUFF!...BUT...
AFTER GETTING
OFF OF THE SHIP
THERE ARE SOME
WONDERFUL
SIGHTS!...
THEN,
HE SEES
PLENTY OF
PINGUINS!
WITH SOME OF THEM
PLAYING
WITH THEMSELVES,
BUT NOT WITH
HSR!...HE'S
TRESPASSING!...
NOW, AFTER
GETTING PAST
THEM,
HE MUST
WALK, AND WALK
AND WALK
SOME MORE!...
AND SOME PARTS
LOOK LIKE A DESERT!
BUT IT'S MADE OF
ALL ICE!
THEN,
HE PASSES A
SNOW
SCULPTURE,
AND HE PASSES ONE
DESERTED CAMP,
BUT,
HE COMES ACROSS ANOTHER ONE
AND THERE
HE FINDS
SOME
FRIENDLY
PEOPLE!
"HI THERE,
DR. REPORT!
AND WELCOME!...
I HOPE
YOU'RE
NOT EXPECTING
A
FIVE STAR
HOTEL
HERE!
BUT,
WE DO HAVE
NICE TENTS!
AND THAT ONE THERE
IS ALL YOURS!...DO YOU
KNOW THAT IT'S ELEVEN O'CLOCK
AT NIGHT?
WE CURRENTLY HAVE
24 HOUR SUN SHINE!
BUT LET ME SHOW
YOU THE INSIDE
OF YOUR ACCOMMODATIONS!
INSIDE, IT CAN BE SORT OF
COMFY!...
...HSR...I'LL HELP YOU KEEP WARM,
IF YOU'D LIKE...BUT FIRST...
LET'S
PLAY A GAME OF
"STRIP CHESS!"
"It's good to have a
Good Friend!"
Has anybody
ever driven
for Uber?
Well,
there's Uber and Lyft, and
even some others on the
scene in different countries...
and that type
of ride sharing
won't be going away
anytime soon!
There are many reasons why
people want to drive for
Uber and others,
but,
one guy,
Doctor Danny Dentation,
who is also a Dentist,
wants to do a
Social Experiment,
and see what kind of
People he comes across,
and if things feel right,
he'll even
offer his services
to a rider!
So, today he starts out
during a little after
Rush Hour!
"Hi there! Here I am!" says
this lady!
Thank you for the ride, Sir!"
"You're welcome, Miss,"
says Doctor
Dentation.
Now,
during the whole trip,
the Lady is
immersed in her own world,
with some
laughing and giggling,
but,
no talking with the Driver.
So, he drops her off
and another person
at the same spot,
gets in to go to
her next stop.
"Hi there, Driver...
I'm going to a
Drone Racing Competition!"
"That's nice," says the Doctor, "are you from out
of Town?"
"Yes, Toronto!" she says.
"That's a cold place, Canada, no?" asks Danny.
"Well, it's hot right now!"
she replies,
and then she talks on her phone
the rest of the way.
Then another lady
needs a ride just 5 blocks down...
...then she
exits.
"Hi there, People,"
says
Doctor Dentation, "you two
having a nice day so far?"
"So far, so good,"
they say!... then
they do some PDA for
the rest of their trip!
Now, some
Party
Girls
get in and play some
Loud Music!...until...
they are gone, too!
Then,
on his next trip, the
passengers talk a
little more...
and one of them says,
"I like your outfit!...
It's Professional!
You know, Mr. Driver,
some people in cars
can be so rude!...
...We had a couple of Drivers
that
cursed
and
another one
called
us names!
And the other Woman chimes in,
"I've been in an Uber where
the Passengers started
fighting and s _ _ _!...Please excuse my French!"
And the Doctor says,
"It's okay, but that's not a French word!"
Then the Lady fires back, "Well,
I'm sure that
Some People
in France say it!"
Then the next passenger
is quiet, but smells really nice!
And she asks,
"Thanks for driving me...
...would you like to come up to
my place
and
"Drive Me Crazy?"
"That sounds Great...but...
I must finish my shift!" admits the Doctor.
So as she leaves, she gives him her card,
then she blows him...
a kiss!
"Hey Mister...can you
"Effin'"step on the gas...I'm late!" says this one,
This ain't no Sunday Drive,
so you
"Betta Hurry!...and you
ain't gettin'
no tip from me!"
So,
she was let off quick!...
Now, this one just
"Nods Out" the
whole trip!
"Will you Marry me?," he asks her.
And she shouts,
"Yes...I will!"
"'Scuse me, Sir, I only
had a
little bit!...You're cute!"
"Whoa!," the Doctor says to himself on this next rider!...
And he gets out and opens
the door for her!
"Thank you, Sir...
...I've seen you somewhere before,
but, I can't quite
put my finger on it!" says the Lady
"Well,
I am in the Health Field," admits the Doctor.
"So am I," says the Lady, "I'm a
Maximum Potential Psychologist!...I
help Clients around the World
become the "Best That They Can Be!"
"That's interesting!" remarks Doctor Dentation.
"I do Dentistry myself," he says.
"OMG!," she exclaims, "you help
People's Smile
be the "Best That They Can Be!"...but...
why are you
driving Uber?"
"Well, I'm a People Person...sort
of like you, and
I'm doing a
little Social Experiment
comparing Dental Patient Attitudes to
Uber Passenger Attitudes!"
"And," she smiles, "I bet
that you do see a
glaring difference!"
"Definitely," says Danny, "the
"Situational Power Balance" is very different in
Dentistry as opposed to driving with Uber!"
"We should compare notes sometime," she smiles, "my name
is Dr. Vitalia
Pritznoskovina!...and you?"
"I'm Doctor Danny Dentation!" he says.
"Dentation is almost like Dentition! Ha ha!"
she laughs, "here's my card!"
Now, she's at her stop, and Danny says,
"It's been nice
servicing you, Doctor!"
Then he opens
the door to let her out.
And she says, "Let's do Dinner sometime, Doctor!"
Then, she blows him...
a
"Fat One!"
And as she walks away,
The Doctor just looks
and thinks, "She is "Something Else!"
And after a while, he picks up
one more Quiet Rider, then
he calls it a day!
Hey, Hollywood!...
I know that you
didn't Uber me, but...
I'm here anyway"
"Wow!...
I'm really glad that
I got my Add-ons!"
"There I go again...
Day dreaming about Hollywood!"
..."Here's your Ice Mint Smoothie!...
Please tell me if it is
to your Satisfaction!"...
..."I have a Dental Appointment
with you next week,
Doctor Report!
I've been flossing a lot,
so,
I have nothing to
worry about!
As a matter of fact
you won't make much money on
My Mouth,
so, maybe, I might
have to
Buy You Lunch!...
waste my Time!
I have things to do,
places to go
and People to see!
I am a busy person, but I
still make Time for Fun!
And it's the Fun Part
that makes it all worthwhile!
But it's not good for Life to
be All Fun and Smiles...
...because there are so many
Unfortunate Things
happening in
this World,
and we must give our serious
Caring and Sharing...while we still...
...have Time!"...
...smiles!
When you
Pleasurably Reset
My Time...
...My Wheels Spin Wildly All Over!"
"HSR...I want to open
and give you
Your Sweet Gift...
...it's just that
We Need More Privacy!"
Meanwhile...Back at the "Place To Get Down And Dirty!"...
"OMG!
I can't believe that
he's actually at
My Place
sitting on my Sofa!...
I have the Perfect Movie for him!"
"My...such Big Muscles!...
...I'm glad that you
can help me on My Farm
for two weeks
while you're on Break,
Doctor Report!
Why don't we start by
 |
Sowing Oats in the Field!"
"I am going to rendezvous with
Agent Report in
about ten minutes!
I will give him some false information
so that my side will acquire
the Algorithmic Modulator
first!
But I need to know that
his information he is
giving me
is accurate!
That means that
I'll have to check my Sources!
And that.
...will be
 |
"Just Fine With Me!""
"My Hollywood will
come for
me today,
cha cha cha!...
The things he does to
me
makes
me okay,
cha cha cha!
When he
holds my Body tight
tonight,
The Whole World
seems so
Sunny bright
My Love's
gonna need much
more than thrice!
Hooray!
...Cha cha cha!"
"Cha cha cha...
...sure!"
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Yes!...
My Little Pretties!...
You are My
"Microbiological Medusas"...
And you will
harden and turn the
Bacteria in Biofilm
into My Precious
and Porous
Calculus Stones!...
Ha ha ha!"
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