Friday, September 28, 2018

"Dr. Dentura!...A Zombie Wants You To "Fix" His Teeth For A Halloween Rave!"

"You Came!...The Universe is now Gobsmacked!...And...You have Sugary And Emoting Eyes!...Scroll Slowly!...Cause I Love...



...Jus' Checkin' Ya!"



































"With so many Halloween Parties

coming up,

the only thing I want

HSR to be is


With Me!"

































"With this Potion

I can be like

a Real Woman



with HSR for 

Three Days 

and Three Nights!...


Goodie!...here He comes Now!"
























"The only thing that


I'm scared of


this Halloween is


Not Seeing You A lot!"




































"Hi there,...Come On In!...

and be careful!...

This Halloween may

bring out the Crazies!...

But come

and hang around

Me!...

...and I


Will Protect You!




















"I'm so fast that

before you see me in

the next picture,

I will run to Hollywood,


...Kiss Him

on his Cheek...


...and now...I'm back!"































"Hi there...I want to give HSR

a Message...


...in Person!"






















"Well,

look who is


"Knocking at the

Door of Opportunity!"

to be First!"





...Dr. Report!...

I still remember the very

first time we met,

when you started

Dental School!...


...You were so frightened...


and...

...you squeezed me so tight...


and then,

you just kept your

arms around me,

and,

now we're


"Ghoulish FWB!"

















...HSR!...

I'm Hosting one


of your Parties coming soon!


I want everything to be Perfect,

and,


I want to be 

the one that


You appreciate the Most!"























"Anyone seen Hollywood?...

I want to


"Scare The Pants Off Of Him!"































"This Special Time of The Year

is Here!...and


so am I!

Now...what



shall I do first?"














"Hey, Baby!...

you and your

"I like to be Pleasantly Tricked


and Nicely Treated"


smiles

are

being "Heavenly Hypnotized"

by a


Beautiful Lady!











Today's Ghoulish Tale is

brought to you by an

incessant Swarm of Bats


speaking in their own

"Tongues Of Echo Location!"


















"I must say Hollywood...

one

Good Bite...


Deserves Another!"



















In this World...

Nobody's Perfect!

But HSR "Really Ain't Perfect!"...

He fails at a lot of Stuff!

But the Ladies Still Love Him!...Why?

..I don't know!

But I do know that

pumping gasoline

is very Serious Business...

not to be


taken lightly!

Some woman checking out

Hollywood has


"Squirting" on her mind!


But Beware!...Gasoline is Dangerous!

It's made


to


Explode!


Please pay attention when

driving off


after pumping!...


And if  _  _  _  _    goes

really wrong...

...Run!...


for your Life!


This Older Lady mistakenly

washes her windows

with Gas instead

of water...But

A


Sharp-eyed HSR

saves

a lot of People's Day!


Thank Goodness!


But HSR finds hisself in a big quandary...again!

HE IS FALLING SHORT ON HIS

TUITION PAYMENTS TO

USC DENTAL


SCHOOL,

SO HE MUST COME

UP WITH A PLAN...

HE HEARD ABOUT A CONTEST FOR

A MILLION



DOLLARS TO ANYONE

WHO CAN COMPLETE

A JOURNEY

THROUGH

"THE SCARIEST FOREST IN THE WORLD!"

AND

THE CONTEST IS PUT ON BY

THIS


PERSON(?)...

"HE IS ONE SCARY DUDE," EVERYONE SAYS!

NO ONE

HAS YET

TO EMERGE

INTACT AND ALIVE

AND OF SANE MIND

TO WIN THE MONEY

IN PREVIOUS CONTESTS...

BUT,

HSR IS REALLY HARD UP

AND

SEES NO OTHER WAY

TO COMPLETE

HIS DENTAL SCHOOLING...SO...

HE TELLS HIMSELF,

"IF I MAKE IT THROUGH,

AND WIN THE MONEY,

I AIN'T GONNA

THROW IT AWAY

DOWN



THE DRAIN!...

I'MA PAY

FOR SCHOOL!"



SO, THE CONTEST IS

HELD IN,

OF ALL PLACES...

THE BEAUTIFUL

AND HISTORIC,

AND,

STILL WELL-FORESTED

AND STILL

IN MANY PLACES...

...MYSTERIOUS!...

WHERE PEOPLE DON'T GO...

...TRANSYLVANIA!


"I HEAR THAT THIS

DRACULA DUDE


LIVES THERE

AND THAT

HE HAS


"SMOOTH WAYS"

AND HAS A BIG


FAN CLUB!" THINKS HSR, "BUT,

I'VE GOT TO STAY


DETERMINED AND

COMPLETE THIS MISSION,

AND WIN THAT MONEY!"



SO

AFTER MAKING IT

OVER THERE,

AND GETTING REGISTERED

TO START,

THE RACE SPONSOR COMES

OVER TO HSR

AND SAYS,

"HSR...I'VE



HEARD ABOUT YOU!...

YOU AND

EIGHT OTHER PEOPLE

WILL TRY AND CROSS THE

"CROOKED FOREST"...


AMONG OTHER AREAS

...OVER THE DAYS...AND...NIGHTS!...

AND THERE 'S A FULL


MOON AROUND NOW!...

...ALTHOUGH THERE

ARE NEFARIOUS


CLOUDS THAT

WILL TRY AND

INTERVENE!

NOW,

YOU ALL WILL

START ON THE WEST SIDE



OF THE LARGE

"FORBIDDEN FOREST"

AND TRAVEL

DUE EAST TO THE

OTHER SIDE!"




AND THE SPONSOR CONTINUES,

"THERE WILL BE

DANGEROUS SITUATIONS

THAT YOU WILL

COME ACROSS!

IT'S OKAY TO

HIDE IN SOME

OF THE HOUSES THAT YOU WILL

SEE IF


YOU DARE!...

AND I WARN YOU!...MOVING THROUGH

IN THE DAYLIGHT

WILL GIVE YOU NO

ADVANTAGE OVER NIGHT TRAVEL...

BUT...YOU'LL SEE

FOR YOURSELVES!"...




NOW,

THE CONTESTANTS ARE TOLD

TO GET READY

TO START:

"ON YOUR MARKS...

GET SET...

GO!"...COMMANDS THE SPONSOR!...


AND WITH THAT

ALL OF THEM SPRINT FORWARD

AND THEY

SEE SOME SLOW-MOVING


ZOMBIES, AND THEY ALL 

QUICKLY 

RUN AROUND THEM!



NOW, THE NINE SPLIT UP, 

AND GO THEIR 

OWN WAYS EAST!


OKAY, 

SO, 

HSR

HEADS EAST...

ACCORDING TO HIS


TRUSTY COMPASS!

AND AS HSR MOVES FAST,

HE HARDLY ENJOYS THE BEAUTY

OF THE 


FORESTS!

AND HE AVOIDS A COUPLE OF OTHER

SLOW-MOVING 


ZOMS!


"OH...WHAT'S THIS?...

A DEER!" 


THINKS HSR...


AND AS HE TROTS ALONG

UP AHEAD...

"WHAT'S THAT?...A 


TREE GHOST?"


SO HE KEEPS UP A PACE

THROUGH THE FOREST



BUT,

AFTER A WHILE...

THE SUN STARTS TO

GET



LOWER IN THE SKY!


AND IN A LITTLE WHILE,

THE DARKNESS



STARTS TO SET IN!



"OMG!" THINKS HSR

AS HE ALMOST RELIEVES HISSELF IN

HIS PANTS...BUT

IT'S ONLY



ANOTHER DEER!


"TO BE SAFE FROM

ROBBERS OR WHATEVER,"

HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF,

"I THINK THAT I'LL



STAY OFF THE ROAD!"

BUT SUDDENLY,

HSR HEARS THE

LOUD SCREAMS OF

 TWO PEOPLE FROM

DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!


"UH OH!" SAYS HSR

AS HE CAREFULLY STEPS


WITH A QUICKENED CAUTION...


NOW,

THE NIGHT SOUNDS

OF THE DARK



MAKE THEMSELVES HEARD!

THE,

HE COMES TO A DEEP GORGE!

SO HE WALKS ALONG

THE SIDE OF IT,

AND GETS TO A BRIDGE!


AND AS HE STARTS 

TO CROSS 

THE STURDY-LOOKING 

BRIDGE,

HSR FINDS OUT THAT...

IT'S NOT SO STURDY 

BECAUSE, 

IT JUST FALLS APART!

OMG! 

THERE ARE 

HUNGRY ZOMBIES


WAITING

FOR HIM BELOW!...

SO, 

HSR HANGS BY A ROPE,

AND IT TAKES A WHILE

BUT HE

FINALLY 

EXTRICATES HIMSELF

FROM THAT 

DEADLY DILEMMA!


AND THE OWLS ARE 


"WHO-ING UP A 

BIG NOISE!


NOW, WOULDN'T

YOU KNOW IT...

IT STARTS TO 


LIGHTENING AND  THUNDER, 

AND A 

CELESTIAL


EXPLOSION TAKES PLACE...BEFORE 

IT STARTS TO


POUR DOWN RAIN!


WOW!...SO AFTER MANY HOURS 

OF WALKING AND 


ALMOST

TRIPPING, 

AND,

AVOIDING THESE GUYS,


...HERE COME THE


BATS!...OR MAYBE...

...VAMPIRES!


AND AFTER WALKING

FROM SCARY PLACE

TO SCARY PLACE,

HE WANTS SO BADLY 

TO SIT DOWN...

...AND REST!...

AND JUST AS 

HE IS ABOUT TO

SIT DOWN AGAINST A TREE...

A WOMAN CALLS OUT TO HIM,


"SIR...YOU MUST NOT REST NOW...

...COME WITH ME...

I WANT TO HELP!

PLEASE...



FOLLOW ME!

AND THEY WALK 

WITH OUT TALKING, 

MORE INTO THE DARK


FOREST,

AND HSR SEES A SEETHING 


MONSTER WATCHING THEM...

MAYBE GETTING 

READY TO POUNCH!

UNTIL... 

SHE TURNS AND TELLS HSR,

"FOLLOW ME INTO THE

"DOORWAY OF LIGHT!"

SO,

THEY BOTH WALK IN...

AND THEN 

IT CLOSES


BEHIND THEM!




























































































































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" When we Trick or Treat...

are we getting

"Something for Nothing?"...


...Or Not?"
























































Zachary the Zombie

is deep in thought...

"Gee!...

There's this Halloween Party

coming up, and

I gotta get it just right!


I gotta get my "Grill" on!

I think I'll check out

a Dentist!"


So, one day,

as he

makes his way on over,

he passes by a friend

named Ernie Masticater!

"Hey, Ernie, 

I'm going to the 

Dentist today!"

And Ernie replies,


"Oooh...Pain!...Just make sure 

that you're worse off 

when he or she finishes,

for the "Funky Look!"

"Thanks of the tip," says 

Zachary the Zombie!


So, after that,

he gets 

on a bus and 


then a 


subway!

Then, he waits at another 


Bus Stop.

Then, 

this kid comes up

to Zachary and says,

"Hey, "Boo" 


to you,

"Mister Ugly!"" and then 

the kid runs away!

And Zachary thinks,

"One day, that

kid will make

a Fine Surgeon!...



"Zach!...Whatchadoin'," says


this Zom.

"Ah, just goin' to the Dentist

to get my Teeth fixed

for the Parties!" says Zachary...

"Good move," says the guy, "the 

Lady Zoms will

Love it!"


Then Zachary 

continues on...


Now,

he's finally there,

but,

before he walks in

he works up his


nerve first!

Okay,

then

he enters the place


And he is shown in

and takes a seat

in the Dental Chair


But before he reaches the Chair,

he sees

someone


"Clowning Around!"





Doctor Sal!...a guy or a Zombie, or

whatever he is,

wants to see

you



to get his teeth

more like a Zombie!...

and he's willing to

pay the Bucks!" says one Assistant.


"I don't know," says

Dr. Sal, "let's see if Doctor

Dentura wants to give it a Shot!"


So the Assistant goes

to the other

Dentist...

"Doctor Dentura!...there's a

Strange Patient



waiting to see you!"

"Okay," replies Doctor Dentura,

"This time of year...the

stranger the better...especially

if he's a Stranger!...Ha ha!"



Yes!...Dr. Dentura has

a Strange Sense of Humor!



So,

he finishes up


one patient,

and then he sees Zachary!



"Well, Sir, looking at

your X-rays, 

your teeth 

are in very good shape!

What would you like me


to do with them?


"First, Doc!...Are You a


Zombie Dentist?," asks Zachary, "I ask because

I want someone who

understands my needs!... I

had one nice Lady Doctor,

but


she 


moved!"



"Now," continues Zachary,

"there's this Lady that

I like and,

I want to get her 


attention! She

likes "Hardcore Guys,"

like Billy


Snatch!

and Boris 


Toobadinoff!"



"Well," says Dr. Dentura, 

"I've done what you're asking for

a couple of times, 

and you might

need Antibiotics afterward,

but,

I think that you might 

like the results!...

But, 

and you should know this...

...that the Procedures that 

you're asking for

are 

"Not Reversible!"


"I'm ready for "The Change," Doc!"

Zachary swears!



So, 

Dr. Dentura gives Zachary 

some Consents to sign,

and then

a shot to fall asleep,

then, 

he begins his work!


And Zachary

starts to dream and 

sees a 


Quiet Place!




Then another vision 

appears, and this Lady says,


"Come to me...

and I will Love you

Forever!"

So, 

Dr. Dentura works

frantically...


doing his best techniques...

...and he remembers some methods 

from a 


a previous Instructor!


...and he spares


no Effort!




And, 

after a long stint,

his assistant says,


"Doctor...you made

a Masterpiece!"


Now, 

Zachary

sees hisself in the mirror

and says,


"OMGosh, Doc!...You did it!

How can I ever repay you?"


"Your Credit Card worked, so 

I'm paid!" smiles Dr. Dentura!



And wouldn't you know it...

a couple of months later,

Zachary sent the

Doctor a picture of

Him and his New Love

vacationing in the Bahamas!


"Dr. Dentura...you made my


Look and Life So Great...Thanks again!

...Signed, Zach and Sweet Tooth!"



Now, Dr Dentura has 

more business

with this

"Strange Demographic"

than he 


can handle!





























































"Well, who did you

expect...



Santa Claus?"
































"There is a War brewing

between the Worlds!...

But the



Enemy is Strong!"






























May you have many...



..."I am here to

save the

homo cybergraphicus Hollywood'

from threats

in His World...


Don't believe me?...

Check My Authentic

"Sign Of The Cybergraphicus Spider!"...




..."Doctor "V" Report!

I think that we

are going to just

Love the Choices at this

Restaurant!...


They have Vintage Types

O, A, B, AB,

and



Sriracha Hemo!"...



..."With my new eyepiece,


I can now

actually see


the Cerebral Mechanisms 

and Pathways

and Processes

in "HVR's" Mind 


evolving Real Time!...

But I must say

that



I really like it the Most

when

there's

a little

Mystery involved!...



..."Please join me!...



...it's My Time of Year!"...



...smiles!













































"This will be

"My Entrance" to



Hollywood's Gig

this weekend!"

























"This is no Costume!...

I really am


as Sweet as an  ________  !"


















































"HSR!...We must leave now

...before the


Hobb Goblins Arrive!"



































"I train My Body 

to follow 

the Commands of My Mind...








Will Fall!"












































There they are, Girlfriends!

Do you think that



they'll like us?"








"Hey guys!...There are too many

Fine Ladies here!

How are we going to...


..."Hey, shut up, Fool!...you

knew this going in!"







"Yes!...That one with the 

Shaven Head is Mine!


"Well, Girl...We'll

"havta" see about that!"































...Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where The Sun Don't Shine!...




























"OMG!...

Dr. Vamp Report!...

You Scared Me!...

You're wearing a



White Cape!...How Unusual!...








""Vampella!...

I just wanted to

change up a little!


Do you like it?"...







"It's very unusual...

but...

so are you!

But...

When I have to walk

across a puddle,


the White Cape will

get soiled, right?"









"Aww, don't worry about that!...

I have something for it!

And anyway...


You're

worth it in every way!...

You know 

how I feel about us,

My Lady!"






"You always know how to bring out

the Best in me, "HVR"...

Would you like us to

go to


Your Coffin...

Or Mine?"



















































"Yes, My HVR!

My Outfit is the

Perfect Match

for your


White Cape!"


































































"Doctor Hollywood Vampire Report!...

I have something


in the "Shadows"  to


show you!...

I know you'll love it!"


























"Hey, Hollywood!...

why don't we go and frolic

in the



"G-Yard!""

"Sure, Honey...Let's Go!"




























"I just love the

Taste of

Plaque's



Microbiological Necks!"














































Dental Hygiene Wars!


































































"Go ahead and try

you Hygienist!...

...But...


...You'll never defeat

all of us!"









































































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