You...On Your Travels...
Maybe...We can...
...Make The 'Rubber Meet The Road!'"...
“I’ll be Honest with You…
…When Hollywood first gets Home…
…I keep My ‘Social Distance!’…
…But…
…after a while…
…I just can’t Help Myself!”
“When Important Things that
need to be done
first come to You…
...You may not want to
procrastinate too much…
…Because Later…
…Might Be Too Late!”
“Doctor Report!...
…I’m having a
‘Big Party’
at my Place
…but…
…You’re the Only One Invited!”
"Changing the Gears
in Hollywood's
'Thinking Machinery'
is
a Job in Itself!"
"I'd Love to
Photo document
Your Trip
on the Open Road!"
"I'm sure that
I've seen You before!...
...Were We ever...?"
"I'm Powerful
against
Bandits, Burglars,
and Bad Guys...
...but
against this Virus,
I'm
...Impotent!"
You and Your
'I've been Dreaming about
how My Life
can be better now, but
that's all
just
'Wishful Thinking''
Smiles
are
realizing that I don't know about
the many
'Unknown
Unknowns!'
Your
"traveling Route 66 across America'
Episode
is
brought to you by
and a
Priest!
HSR fortunately
looked into the Pool before
just
Diving On In...
...Unannounced!"
That's Correct!...Look before You Leap!
Some People take Heed to
Warnings like this...
But... You Know Who...
Doesn't Look Sometimes
when He Leaps...
and... when
that does happen...
We got Stories Like This!...
OMG!...A USC Dental Student Accidentally Finds An Old And Secret Room...Under The School's Basement!...And...!...Part 1...
which continues on
into the scenes seen in
the Preface of
...
AND THERE...
...WE FIND HSR AT GLENNA'S
FLORIDA BEACH
PARTY
AND THE PEOPLE
ARE
FREE
"TO JUST BE"
AND
EXPRESS
THEMSELVES
PLUS, THE JAMMIN' MUSIC
IS
"CONDUCIVE TO THE SPIRIT!"
HERE,
WHAT YOU SEE IS
WHAT YOU CAN HAVE...
IF THERE'S CONSENT
ALL AROUND!
"I CAN GO ON
AND ON," SHE SAYS!
"I'M SUPER GLAD
THAT YOU CAN MAKE IT!
BUT, WATCH OUT!...
SO MANY WOMEN
ARE
LOOKING FOR YOU HERE!
...LIKE THAT LADY
OVER THERE!...
WITH THE
HIGH HEELS...
IN THE SAND!"
...
ANYWAY...YOU BETTER
GO AND HIDE OUT
IN THE
BERMUDA TRIANGLE...OR...
SOMETHIN'," SHE CONTINUES...
"SPEAKING OF
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE...I
THINK I'M REALLY GOING TO
CHECK IT OUT!" SAYS HSR,
"WHO KNOWS...
I MIGHT
FIND SOME REAL
SUNKEN TREASURE!"
"WELL, BE CAREFUL,
MY "GOODWOOD,"
YOU KNOW THAT
I ALWAYS LIKE SEEING
YOU IN THE FLESH!...
I GOTTA GET BACK
TO HOSTING THIS GIG...
BUT
"PEACE OUT,"
THOUGH!,"
SAYS GLEENA
AS SHE GOES TO
...
NOW
THIS LADY
COMES UP TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"EXCUSE ME, SIR,
I OVERHEARD YOU
TALKING ABOUT
EXPLORING
THE BERMUDA
AND,
YOU MAY WANT TO
CHECK OUT THESE
SPECIAL COORDINATES:
"23 DEGREES
LATITUDE NORTH,
AND 69 DEGREES
LONGITUDE WEST,""
INSTRUCTS THE LADY...
"THANK YOU,
PRETTY LADY!
MAYBE I'LL
CHECK OUT
THOSE COORDINATES...
BY THE WAY....
HOW'D YOU GET THEM,"
ASKS HSR
"LET'S JUST SAY," CONTINUES THE LADY,
"I'M A NUMEROLOGIST,
AND THE
POWER OF THE
NUMBER THREE,
WHICH STRONGLY
SHOWS IN
THAT LOCATION,
MAY HOLD
A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH
FOR YOU!
BUT, PLEASE
BE
SAFE!"...
LATITUDE NORTH,
AND 69 DEGREES
LONGITUDE WEST,""
INSTRUCTS THE LADY...
"THANK YOU,
PRETTY LADY!
MAYBE I'LL
CHECK OUT
THOSE COORDINATES...
BY THE WAY....
HOW'D YOU GET THEM,"
ASKS HSR
"LET'S JUST SAY," CONTINUES THE LADY,
"I'M A NUMEROLOGIST,
AND THE
POWER OF THE
NUMBER THREE,
WHICH STRONGLY
SHOWS IN
THAT LOCATION,
MAY HOLD
A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH
FOR YOU!
BUT, PLEASE
BE
SAFE!"...
...
SO, AFTER HSR
LEAVES THE
BEACH PARTY,
HE WALKS ALONG THE BEACH
AND HE MEETS UP
WITH A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
WHO INTRODUCES
HSR TO HER
FISHERMAN FATHER...
LEAVES THE
BEACH PARTY,
HE WALKS ALONG THE BEACH
AND HE MEETS UP
WITH A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
WHO INTRODUCES
HSR TO HER
FISHERMAN FATHER...
AND THEY AGREE
ON A PRICE,
THEN,
THEY HELP PUT THE
RELIABLE (?) BOAT
IN THE WATER
AND SOON,
THEY ARE MAKING GOOD TIME
ON THE OPEN SEA, BUT,
SOON, IT STARTS TO
RAIN!...
THEN... IT GETS...
SORTA REALLY DANGEROUS...
AND THE CAPTAIN
AND HIS DAUGHTER
SAY...
"DON'T WORRY,
DR. REPORT,
THIS, TOO,
SHALL PASS!"
AND
AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR,
THE SEAS GET
CALM AGAIN!...
SO,
AFTER SOME TIME
THE GPS
MARKS THE SPOT!
"I'LL LAY ANCHOR HERE
AND YOU TWO
GO FIND SOME
GOLD STUFF!"
SO, HSR
AND THE FISHERMAN'S DAUGHTER
JUMP ON IN
...
NOW,
THEY LOOK AROUND THE
THEY LOOK AROUND THE
PRETTY WATERS
AND SHE CHECKS OUT SOME
UNUSUAL SIGHTS!...
"HEY," MOTIONS HSR,
"LOOK OVER
THERE!
A REAL SUNKEN SHIP!
...I'M GOING IN!" SAYS HSR...
SO, THEY BOTH GO INSIDE
AND THEY FINALLY
GET TO WHAT
LOOKS TO BE
AN
IMPORTANT CHAMBER
"HERE IT IS...
SOME REAL
BERMUDA TREASURE!"
SCREAMS HSR,
"AND OVER THERE'S
TONS MORE!"
AND HSR LOOKS CLOSER
NOW,
AND HE PICKS UP
ONE
FLASHY GOLD COIN
AND
PUTS IT
IN HIS POCKET!...
THEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN...
HE HEARS A NOISE
COME FROM HERE!
AND SOME
HOWLING SOUNDS OF TORTURE
COME FROM THESE FIGURES!
THEN,
HSR SWEARS THAT
SOMETHING
ORDERS HIM TO...
...LEAVE...NOW!
SO,
HSR
ABRUPTLY HALTS HIS EXPLORING!
AND
ON HIS WAY BACK UP...
HE LOOKS
FOR HIS DIVING
PARTNER...THIS WAY
THEN THIS WAY,
BUT SHE'S NOT AROUND!...
...NOTHING!...
IS THIS WHAT
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
WILL DO?...
...
WHERE IS THE GIRL?...
AND HER FISHERMAN FATHER?...
AND THE BOAT?!
...
NOW, FRANTICALLY
LOOKING AROUND
ON THE WATER'S SURFACE,
HSR EYES
A PIECE OF
FLOATING DEBRIS
...THAT HAS NOW
JUST BECOME
HIS VERY
BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD!
SO,
HE SWIMS OVER TO IT
AND HANGS ON!
WAIT!...
OMG!...
HSR, SEES A SHIP
WAY OVER THERE!...
AND HE TRIES TO
GET THEIR ATTENTION
BUT NO...
THE SHIP KEEPS ON GOING!...
OH NO!
...
THEN,
OVER SOME TIME,
AS NIGHT FALLS
OVER THE INFINITE,
FISH-EAT-FISH,
SUPER-SPOOKY
OCEAN,
TELLS HIMSELF
"OKAY...I'VE GOT MY
WET SUIT
TO STOP HYPOTHERMIA,
SO...
LET'S NOT PANIC!"...
...BUT!
AS HSR LAYS ON THE WOOD...
AND AS HE RESTS HIS EYES...
A MERMAID
COMES UP TO HIM AND
THINKS, "MY, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?...
THIS
MAN IS STRONG...
...AND HANDSOME, TOO!"
SO,
SHE BITES HIM,
AND
TEMPORARILY IMPARTS
UNTO HIM
THE POWER
TO STAY ALIVE
UNDERWATER...
...WITHOUT BREATHING!
...SO HE WON'T DROWN!
NOW,
SHE TAKES HSR
TO WHERE
SOME OF HER
MERMAID FRIENDS ARE...
"WILL YOU LOOK
AT WHAT
THE FISH
JUST BROUGHT IN!,"
ONE OF THEM SAYS...
"MY...ONE OF THOSE!
WE NEED TO
IMMEDIATELY
REPLENISH
OUR NUMBERS WITH HIM!...
...ALL FIVE OF US SHOULD
DO THE
"NAUTILUS"
WITH HIM...
...RIGHT NOW!"
SO,
THEY ALL TAKE HSR
INTO THE MIDDLE
OF THE WATER
AND AFTER SOME
"PRE-NAUTILUS"
PRETTY SWIMMING...
THEY ENGAGE IN THE
"ACT OF THE NAUTILUS,"
WHICH IS SHOWN HERE!...
HEY...
WAIT A MINUTE...
WHERE'D ALL THESE FISH
COME FROM!...
THEY'RE BLOCKING THE VIEW!
DANG!
...
WHOA!...LOOK AT THESE
STRAY
MERMAIDS JOINING THE ACT!...
WHILE OTHERS JUST
WATCH FROM THE SIDE!...
FINALLY,
THE SATIATED MERMAIDS
ARE FINISHED
ROBBING HIM OF
HIS
"RELEVANT MOISTURES!"
BUT,
SINCE HE'S IN WATER, OSMOSIS
WILL REHYRATE HSR!....
SO,
THEY TOSS HIM
BACK DOWN
ON THAT
FLOATING PIECE OF FLOTSAM
WHERE THEY FOUND HIM!...
NOW,
AS IT GETS DARK,
"SOME KIND OF SHIP"
SLOWS DOWN
AND PLUCKS HSR
OUT OF THE WATER!...
BUT...
WHO
OR WHAT...
IS THIS GUY!
...
"BRING THAT SEA SLUG
UP TO ME CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS!" ORDERS
THE CAPTAIN!...
SO,
HSR IS DRAGGED UP THE STAIRS AND
PLOPPED DOWN IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM...
NOW,
THE CAPTAIN ASKS,
"THANKS FOR VISITING ME PART OF
THE TRIANGLE, SIR...
ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE
WE ALL
MUNCH ON YOUR
CARTILAGE?"
HSR
STANDS UP SLOWLY AND ASKS,
"IF I GIVE YOU A
GOLD COIN FROM THE DEEP
WATERS...
WILL YOU LET ME GO?"
"WELL THAT JUST DEPENDS!...
...LIMME SEE IT!"
SAYS THE CAPTAIN...
AND JUST AS
HSR IS ABOUT TO GET THE
COIN OUT,
A LOUD BANG IS HEARD!...
AND SOME ONE SAYS.
"WE'RE UNDER
ATTACK!"
NOW,
THE FIRST MATES SHOUTS,
"LET'S MAKE THESE GUYS
FLOAT UPSIDE DOWN,
YA HEAR!"
AND WITH THAT...
SOME
HEAVY FIGHTING
STARTS...
AND IT'S A
BLOODY BATTLE!...
PLUS,
TO TOP IT OFF,
A VIOLENT STORM
KICKS IN!...
OMG!
AND THE ATTACKERS ARE
FEMALE
PIRATES!
BUT THE GHOST PIRATES
ARE
OUTMATCHED!
AND SOON,
THE WOMEN CLAIM
A DECISIVE
VICTORY!
...
NOW,
THE LADY CAPTAIN
LOOKS TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"YOU THERE!
I NEED YOU TO
STEER THIS SHIP
STRAIGHT AHEAD!"
"AYE AYE, CAP'UM"
SALUTES HSR...
AND HE STARTS
HIS
HELMSMAN DUTIES
IN THE POURING
RAIN!
BUT,
WAIT!...
WHEN SOME LIGHTNING
ILLUMINATES THE AREA...
...AT A
CERTAIN ANGLE...
YIKES!...
...HSR
LOOKS LIKE
OMG!... THE
BERMUDA TRIANGLE
SURE MAKES
SOME MYSTERIES!
FINALLY,
THE WEATHER
CALMS DOWN...
AND THE NEXT DAY,
THE FEMALE FIRST MATE
OF THE SHIP
SAYS TO HSR,
"WITH THIS
BOAT FULL OF WOMEN...
...I'M NOT SURE
IF I SHOULD BE
HAPPY OR SAD FOR YOU!"
AND HSR WIMPS,
"IF I SHOW YOU A
DEEP SEA GOLD COIN...
...WILL YOU LET ME GO?"
"NOT A CHANCE, MATE!"
SHE LAUGHS!
...
"HOWEVER," SHE CONTINUES,
"SINCE WE ARE
DOCKED NOW,
GO ON THE ISLAND
AND
CHECK OUT
THE
'PIRATE LIFE!'
"OKAY," SAYS HSR,
AND
AS HE LEAVES
THE SHIP,
HE PASSES BY SOME
OF
THE LADY PIRATES
WHO HELPED TO
WIN THE
PIRATE FIGHT
BACK THERE!
"HI THERE!!...
I'M DOLPHINIA!...
THE SHIP'S HISTORIAN!
...AND I'M GOING TO MAKE AN ENTRY ABOUT YOU, HANDSOME!"
"THANKS!...I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY!"HE SAYS COYLY.
SO
HE WALKS ON
AND
GOES DOWN A STREET
IN THE
'PIRARE DISTRICT,'
AND HE GOES
IN ONE BAR,
AND HE SEES THAT
THEY ARE
'SETTLING SOME SCORES!'...
SO
HE GOES TO
ANOTHER
ESTABLISHMENT
AND THERE
ARE SOME
'ROUGHNECKS IN ACTION'
THERE TOO!
SO
AFTER PASSING BY
ANOTHER
CUTE PIRATE...
HE GOES
DOWN THE STREET
SOME MORE
AND A PIRATE WOMAN
ASKS
HSR,
"HEY, HANDSOME PIRATE,
I HAVE SOME
'HIGH SEAS'
STORIES...
IF YOU LIKE TO HEAR!"
"THANKS...BUT...MAYBE LATER!"
AND FINALLY HE GETS
TO
THIS PLACE...
AND ONCE INSIDE...
...HE LOOKS AROUND
AND
JOINS
IN
ON SOME OF THE FUN!
AND AFTER
A WHILE
HE COMES ACROSS THIS
PERSON WHO SAYS,
"HEY THERE, SEA BOY!...
"I'M DOING RESEARCH
ON PIRATES
AND
I'D LIKE TO
KNOW
IF I CAN
ASK YOU SOME QUESTIONS?"
AND HSR SAYS,
"SURE, BABY!"
"WELL, WHAT
DO YOU
WANT
MOST OUT YOUR
ADVENTUROUS LIFE?"
"OF COURSE, I'D LIKE TO
HAVE MY OWN
SHIP AND
COME AND GO
AND HUNT FOR
TREASURE,
AS I PLEASE!"
"NICE," SHE SMILES
AND WHAT WOULD YOUR SHIP
LOOK LIKE?"
"YEAH...IT HAS TO
HAVE A NICE
MAIN DECK,
TO DO NAVIGATION
AND
HAVE
PROPER
SWORD FIGHTS...AND IT
HAS TO HAVE NICE
CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS!...AND
A GREAT CREW
WITH WHOM
TO
LAUGH AND TALK AND
DRINK
AND FIGHT WITH!...
YES...I WANT A REALLY
COOL SET UP AND SHIP!"
"GREAT...BUT DO YOU
HAVE ANY...
SHALL I SAY...
BAD DREAMS OR
INSECURITIES?"
"OF COURSE,"
SAYS A SAUCED HSR,
"I FEAR THAT
ONE DAY,
I JUST MIGHT
FALL IN THE OCEAN!"
"WOW!...
,,,AND?..."
"AND"...HE GOES ON,
"I HAVE BAD FEELINGS
ABOUT...
...'THE CRACKEN!'...
...WHICH CAN
DO OBSCENE
DAMAGE!...AND I'VE
ALWAYS LIKED SWIMMING
BUT
I WATCH OUT FOR...SHARKS!...
AND IF I DON'T
WATCH OUT...
I WON'T LAST
LONG AT ALL!...OH...
HOWEVER...
I'M ALWAYS DOWN TO
WORK WITH
A
POWERFUL AND
RESOURCEFUL FEMALE-FORCE!"
AND HSR CONTINUES," MAY I ASK
YOU A QUESTION FOR
MY RESEARCH?"
"OMGOSH...SURE...
...WHAT
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW?"
AND HSR SAYS,
"I'LL ASK YOU LATER...
BUT...
HOW ABOUT
WE GET
A
QUIET
BITE TO EAT AND
CHECK OUT A
RESTLESS
AND
UNPREDICTABLE
SUNSET?"
Love Toothbrush®
"Please don't take any of your Next Breaths...
"I Hate this
Corona Crap!"
It goes without saying, Everyone...
that
a lot of Dental Offices
and Their Patients,
and
even their Suppliers,
and even the Youth Sports Teams
that
they
Annually sponsor, and,
when one thinks about it,
Most Other People, for that matter,
are ‘Way Upset’
that
one little old Pesky
Virus
is doing so much
Deep Damage,
Destruction, and
is producing
so much Hunger!...
so much Hunger!...
…So…
…after Weeks and Weeks
of
Self-isolation
and Self-sacrifice,
a Dentist
still wants to be
Safe and practice Social Distancing…
…but…
…He wants to get a
Major Change of…Scenery!...
He says,
“I have always wanted
to travel
Route 66 across
the Unites States,
…and now…
…may be as good as any time…
...to do it!...
...to do it!...
…I’ve got My Cash and
Credit Cards,
My License and Insurance…
Credit Cards,
My License and Insurance…
…and some Water and Supplies, and…
My Telescope
and a Star Map
and a Star Map
to Study the
Constellations, and…
...of course, My All-weather
Tent…
and Last But Not Least…
…My Adventuresome and
Once-in-a-Lifetime
Traveling Spirit!”
...So, with a full tank of Gas,
His favorite Music,
and His 'Blessings' Cross around his Neck,
He looks at His Trip Map!
"I’m going to
make it on over
to the Beautiful Santa Monica Beach Area,
and start My Official Trip
along ‘The Mother Road,’
Route 66...
...all the way to Chicago, Illinois!"
So, the
First Thing
He does is
Start 'er Up!...
May you have many...
..."Where this World
is headed
is
still very much
'Up in the Air!'
And there's more
Bad News than Good!
But We all have a
'Collective Will to Live!'
And We want Goodness in Life!...
So, I guess that
We better 'Get to Work!'"...
..."OMGosh!...You...
made that Cake for Me?"...
..."I'm going to sneak up
on Him,
...then...Blam!"...
..."This is the
Last Day of
My Self-imposed Isolation
and for 14 days,
I partied like it
...Smiles!
"I really like
My Adventures
with You,
Doctor Report...
but...
I'm not that much
into Motorcycles!"
"There are
Regular Tooth Fairies...
and then...
There's Me!"
The 'Reach For Infinity'...
Mother Nature just Loves Her
Primary Energy Source!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"These
'Disinfectant Bombs'
always
do the Trick!"
"I chased this Monster
...to the
'Ends of the Earth!'...
...Just like I told It
I would!"
"The Energy drink that
My Host just drank...
Now gives Me Wonderful Powers!"
"I just slaughtered
Millions!
...But...
...here come...Millions more!"
"That's it, Bacterium...
...Keep looking into
My Eyes
...and...now...I have
a 'Surprise' for You!"
"I only
'Feel Alive'
when
I'm in the Middle of
Fighting For My Life!"
"I hope that
My New
'Reparative Elixir'
makes Her Better!'
"Great Genetic Diversity,
My Friend,
is found
both Macro- and Microscopically!"
The Various Antagonistic Creatures
of the
Oral Microbiome
sometimes
have a
'Tentative Existence!'
"You Just don't know
how Good I Feel!...
...Well,
...Maybe you Do!"
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