Brand New Day of Love!
"I knew that your favorite color
is green!"
...Sir Holly...
I am going to be in your
Dream!
and I am reminding you to
Go To Bed On Time!""I like HSR a lot, because
he reminds me
of a Serious Sailor!
He can walk like one,
and talk like one...
He can even curse like a real one
when he talks about
Buried Treasure!
But...to tell the truth...
I just want to
Sail Off Into The Sunset
With Him!"
And,
lest I forget...
...You and Your
"What do you want to do?....
...Count Down,
or Count Up?"
smiles
are
Making sure that you
"Feel Smooth"
at least
Once a Day!
Yes, Today's Episode is
"Heavenly- Endorsed!...
And brought to you by
Praising
And Singing
Angels!
"Thank you for The Message,
My Little One!...telling me that
My Love Is On The Way!"
HSR tries so hard to
be good!
I mean...
he loves to eat Pizza
and all,
and he likes to see the
Experts do their
things!
So,
HSR gets up
some courage...
but
...to no avail!
Because
he
tries too much
and he
over
does it!
So now
they assign him to
help put the
Pizzas in the
boxes, but,
he can't win there, either!
Oh, well!...
And
Oh, well again to
HSR because
life can be rough for him!
And his difficulties don't look like
they are going to ease up
anytime soon!...
But to get
to the point,
this time, HSR started off
at the Preface of
WHERE HE GOES TO GLENNA'S
FLORIDA BEACH
PARTY
AND THE PEOPLE
ARE
FREE
"TO JUST BE"
AND
EXPRESS
THEMSELVES
FULLY!
PLUS, THE JAMMIN' MUSIC
IS
"CONDUCIVE TO THE SPIRIT!"
HERE,
WHAT YOU SEE IS
WHAT YOU CAN HAVE...
IF THERE'S CONSENT
ALL AROUND!
"I CAN GO ON
AND ON," SHE SAYS!
"I'M SUPER GLAD
THAT YOU CAN MAKE IT!
BUT, WATCH OUT!...
SO MANY WOMEN
ARE
LOOKING FOR YOU HERE!
...LIKE THAT LADY
OVER THERE!...
WITH THE
HIGH HEELS...
IN THE SAND!"
...
ANYWAY...YOU BETTER
GO AND HIDE OUT
IN THE
BERMUDA TRIANGLE...OR...
SOMETHIN'," SHE CONTINUES...
"SPEAKING OF
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE...I
THINK I'M REALLY GOING TO
CHECK IT OUT!" SAYS HSR,
"WHO KNOWS...
I MIGHT
FIND SOME REAL
SUNKEN TREASURE!"
"WELL, BE CAREFUL,
MY "GOODWOOD,"
YOU KNOW THAT
I ALWAYS LIKE SEEING
YOU IN THE FLESH!...
I GOTTA GET BACK
TO HOSTING THIS GIG...
BUT
"PEACE OUT,"
THOUGH!,"
SAYS GLEENA
AS SHE GOES TO
...
NOW
THIS LADY
COMES UP TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"EXCUSE ME, SIR,
I OVERHEARD YOU
TALKING ABOUT
EXPLORING
THE BERMUDA
AND,
YOU MAY WANT TO
CHECK OUT THESE
SPECIAL COORDINATES:
"23 DEGREES
LATITUDE NORTH,
AND 69 DEGREES
LONGITUDE WEST,""
INSTRUCTS THE LADY...
"THANK YOU,
PRETTY LADY!
MAYBE I'LL
CHECK OUT
THOSE COORDINATES...
BY THE WAY....
HOW'D YOU GET THEM,"
ASKS HSR
"LET'S JUST SAY," CONTINUES THE LADY,
"I'M A NUMEROLOGIST,
AND THE
POWER OF THE
NUMBER THREE,
WHICH STRONGLY
SHOWS IN
THAT LOCATION,
MAY HOLD
A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH
FOR YOU!
BUT, PLEASE
BE
SAFE!"...
LATITUDE NORTH,
AND 69 DEGREES
LONGITUDE WEST,""
INSTRUCTS THE LADY...
"THANK YOU,
PRETTY LADY!
MAYBE I'LL
CHECK OUT
THOSE COORDINATES...
BY THE WAY....
HOW'D YOU GET THEM,"
ASKS HSR
"LET'S JUST SAY," CONTINUES THE LADY,
"I'M A NUMEROLOGIST,
AND THE
POWER OF THE
NUMBER THREE,
WHICH STRONGLY
SHOWS IN
THAT LOCATION,
MAY HOLD
A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH
FOR YOU!
BUT, PLEASE
BE
SAFE!"...
...
SO, AFTER HSR
LEAVES THE
BEACH PARTY,
HE WALKS ALONG THE BEACH
AND HE MEETS UP
WITH A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
WHO INTRODUCES
HSR TO HER
FISHERMAN FATHER...
LEAVES THE
BEACH PARTY,
HE WALKS ALONG THE BEACH
AND HE MEETS UP
WITH A
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
WHO INTRODUCES
HSR TO HER
FISHERMAN FATHER...
AND THEY AGREE
ON A PRICE,
THEN,
THEY HELP PUT THE
RELIABLE (?) BOAT
IN THE WATER
AND SOON,
THEY ARE MAKING GOOD TIME
ON THE OPEN SEA, BUT,
SOON, IT STARTS TO
RAIN!...
THEN... IT GETS...
SORTA REALLY DANGEROUS...
AND THE CAPTAIN
AND HIS DAUGHTER
SAY...
"DON'T WORRY,
DR. REPORT,
THIS, TOO,
SHALL PASS!"
AND
AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR,
THE SEAS GET
CALM AGAIN!...
SO,
AFTER SOME TIME
THE GPS
MARKS THE SPOT!
"I'LL LAY ANCHOR HERE
AND YOU TWO
GO FIND SOME
GOLD STUFF!"
SO, HSR
AND THE FISHERMAN'S DAUGHTER
JUMP ON IN
...
NOW,
THEY LOOK AROUND THE
THEY LOOK AROUND THE
THERE!
A REAL SUNKEN SHIP!
...I'M GOING IN!" SAYS HSR...
SO, THEY BOTH GO INSIDE
AND THEY FINALLY
GET TO WHAT
LOOKS TO BE
AN
IMPORTANT CHAMBER
"HERE IT IS...
SOME REAL
BERMUDA TREASURE!"
SCREAMS HSR,
"AND OVER THERE'S
TONS MORE!"
AND HSR LOOKS CLOSER
NOW,
AND HE PICKS UP
ONE
FLASHY GOLD COIN
AND
PUTS IT
IN HIS POCKET!...
THEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN...
HE HEARS A NOISE
COME FROM HERE!
AND SOME
HOWLING SOUNDS OF TORTURE
COME FROM THESE FIGURES!
THEN,
HSR SWEARS THAT
SOMETHING
ORDERS HIM TO...
...LEAVE...NOW!
SO,
HSR
ABRUPTLY HALTS HIS EXPLORING!
AND
ON HIS WAY BACK UP...
HE LOOKS
FOR HIS DIVING
PARTNER...THIS WAY
THEN THIS WAY,
BUT SHE'S NOT AROUND!...
...NOTHING!...
IS THIS WHAT
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
WILL DO?...
...
WHERE IS THE GIRL?...
AND HER FISHERMAN FATHER?...
AND THE BOAT?!
...
NOW, FRANTICALLY
LOOKING AROUND
ON THE WATER'S SURFACE,
HSR EYES
A PIECE OF
FLOATING DEBRIS
...THAT HAS NOW
JUST BECOME
HIS VERY
BEST FRIEND
IN THE WORLD!
SO,
HE SWIMS OVER TO IT
AND HANGS ON!
WAIT!...
OMG!...
HSR, SEES A SHIP
WAY OVER THERE!...
AND HE TRIES TO
GET THEIR ATTENTION
BUT NO...
THE SHIP KEEPS ON GOING!...
OH NO!
...
THEN,
OVER SOME TIME,
AS NIGHT FALLS
OVER THE INFINITE,
FISH-EAT-FISH,
SUPER-SPOOKY
OCEAN,
HSR
TELLS HIMSELF
"OKAY...I'VE GOT MY
WET SUIT
TO STOP HYPOTHERMIA,
SO...
LET'S NOT PANIC!"...
...BUT!
AS HSR LAYS ON THE WOOD...
AND AS HE RESTS HIS EYES...
A MERMAID
COMES UP TO HIM AND
THINKS, "MY, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?...
THIS
MAN IS STRONG...
...AND HANDSOME, TOO!"
SO,
SHE BITES HIM,
AND
TEMPORARILY IMPARTS
UNTO HIM
THE POWER
TO STAY ALIVE
UNDERWATER...
...WITHOUT BREATHING!
...SO HE WON'T DROWN!
NOW,
SHE TAKES HSR
TO WHERE
SOME OF HER
MERMAID FRIENDS ARE...
"WILL YOU LOOK
AT WHAT
THE FISH
JUST BROUGHT IN!,"
ONE OF THEM SAYS...
"MY...ONE OF THOSE!
WE NEED TO
IMMEDIATELY
REPLENISH
OUR NUMBERS WITH HIM!...
...ALL FIVE OF US SHOULD
DO THE
"NAUTILUS"
WITH HIM...
...RIGHT NOW!"
SO,
THEY ALL TAKE HSR
INTO THE MIDDLE
OF THE WATER
AND AFTER SOME
"PRE-NAUTILUS"
PRETTY SWIMMING...
THEY ENGAGE IN THE
"ACT OF THE NAUTILUS,"
WHICH IS SHOWN HERE!...
HEY...
WAIT A MINUTE...
WHERE'D ALL THESE FISH
COME FROM!...
THEY'RE BLOCKING THE VIEW!
DANG!
...
WHOA!...LOOK AT THESE
STRAY
MERMAIDS JOINING THE ACT!...
WHILE OTHERS JUST
WATCH FROM THE SIDE!...
FINALLY,
THE SATIATED MERMAIDS
ARE FINISHED
ROBBING HIM OF
HIS
"RELEVANT MOISTURES!"
BUT,
SINCE HE'S IN WATER, OSMOSIS
WILL REHYRATE HSR!....
SO,
THEY TOSS HIM
BACK DOWN
ON THAT
FLOATING PIECE OF FLOTSAM
WHERE THEY FOUND HIM!...
NOW,
AS IT GETS DARK,
"SOME KIND OF SHIP"
SLOWS DOWN
AND PLUCKS HSR
OUT OF THE WATER!...
BUT...
WHO
OR WHAT...
IS THIS GUY!
...
"BRING THAT SEA SLUG
UP TO ME CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS!" ORDERS
THE CAPTAIN!...
SO,
HSR IS DRAGGED UP THE STAIRS AND
PLOPPED DOWN IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM...
NOW,
THE CAPTAIN ASKS,
"THANKS FOR VISITING ME PART OF
THE TRIANGLE, SIR...
ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE
WE ALL
MUNCH ON YOUR
CARTILAGE?"
HSR
STANDS UP SLOWLY AND ASKS,
"IF I GIVE YOU A
GOLD COIN FROM THE DEEP
WATERS...
WILL YOU LET ME GO?"
"WELL THAT JUST DEPENDS!...
...LIMME SEE IT!"
SAYS THE CAPTAIN...
AND JUST AS
HSR IS ABOUT TO GET THE
COIN OUT,
A LOUD BANG IS HEARD!...
AND SOME ONE SAYS.
"WE'RE UNDER
ATTACK!"
NOW,
THE FIRST MATES SHOUTS,
"LET'S MAKE THESE GUYS
FLOAT UPSIDE DOWN,
YA HEAR!"
AND WITH THAT...
SOME
HEAVY FIGHTING
STARTS...
AND IT'S A BLOODY BATTLE!...
PLUS,
TO TOP IT OFF,
A VIOLENT STORM
KICKS IN!...
OMG!
AND THE ATTACKERS ARE
FEMALE
PIRATES!
BUT THE GHOST PIRATES
ARE
OUTMATCHED!
AND SOON,
THE WOMEN CLAIM
A DECISIVE
VICTORY!
...
NOW,
THE LADY CAPTAIN
LOOKS TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"YOU THERE!
I NEED YOU TO
STEER THIS SHIP
STRAIGHT AHEAD!"
"AYE AYE, CAP'UM"
SALUTES HSR...
AND HE STARTS
HIS
HELMSMAN DUTIES
IN THE POURING
RAIN!
BUT,
WAIT!...
WHEN SOME LIGHTNING
ILLUMINATES THE AREA
HSR LOOKS LIKE
OMG!... THE
BERMUDA TRIANGLE
SURE MAKES
SOME MYSTERIES!
FINALLY,
THE WEATHER
CALMS DOWN...
AND THE NEXT DAY,
THE FEMALE FIRST MATE
OF THE SHIP
SAYS TO HSR,
"WITH THIS
BOAT FULL OF WOMEN...
...I'M NOT SURE
IF I SHOULD BE
HAPPY OR SAD FOR YOU!"
AND HSR WIMPS,
"IF I SHOW YOU A
DEEP SEA GOLD COIN...
...WILL YOU LET ME GO?"
...
"NOT A CHANCE, MATE!"
Love Toothbrush®
"Please don't take your Next Breath
for granted "
For one more Glorious time...
it's Sunrise over
the Big City!
And the Birds are happy
because they have
already caught their worms!
Now,
however,
The Dental Student
wakes up,
maybe thinking that
he is late
for school!...
...but,
this time,
he's not!
He woke up because he
Dreamed that
his favorite actress
is
going to
purposefully
make him late for School!
So, anyway,
he gets up and out
and heads on over to
none other than
Good Ol'
USC!
And
to get
to the Dental School,
He has to
walk a long way
over some
freshly-cut grass
and past a
large Water Fountain!
Next, he goes near
the Great Statue of
Tommy Trojan, himself!
...and another guy...
...just
having fun!
He remembers just last year,
when he and his Class
had their
"White Coat Ceremony!
So, he finally gets to the
Dental School!
Now,
he passes a lot of
patients,
and some
coupled-up
Classmates!
"Hi there!,"
says a Pretty
and Popular
Professor.
"Hi there, " say the Student in return...
Now, he goes
past the Clinic Floor, and
on up to the Anatomy lab,
for a
(Yucky!)
dissection!
And after getting past that...
and some more teachings...
it's Lunchtime!
And,
of course,
the students head
Straight For The Exits!
"What are you doing for Lunch, Sir?"
asks this
fellow Student, "Maybe we can study together later,
if you're not too busy, huh?"
"Sure," says the Student, "but I
have to CAD-CAM a crown
for this afternoon!"
So,
the Dental Student goes to
the CAD-CAM Lab and mills a
nice Composite Crown
in almost
no time flat!
Now, with the crown,
the Dental Student goes down
to his locker
in the basement.
And he passes by another
fellow student!
"There's a party at My Place
this weekend, wanna come?" she asks...
"I don't know...maybe!"
says the Dental Student back.
And then,
he continues on.
...
There's some construction in the area
near his locker.
And,
Oh no!
he accidentally
drops the crown...
and it rolls under
the stall of lockers!
And when the Dental Student
tries to retrieve it
he is frightened by an
ominous shadow
on the wall
that is not his own!
So he slips and
hits his head
on a portion of a wall
and the wall opens
and he falls past the wall
Then, the
construction materials fall and
close up
his possible way out!...
Now,
he's stuck!
So,
he gets up
and looks around,
and he's in a
really dark
room!
Now,
he tries to feel is way around,
and he comes across
what seems to feel like
and old
dental chair!
Now,
in his "Scared State"...
he thinks he sees this
but he blinks his eyes some more,
and,
what he really sees is
this!...
OMG!
The Dental Student now
thinks to himself,
"I just don't want to
see any Clowns
bats,
and
spiders!...and...
No Other Scary
Stuff!
Okay,
so he's walking and feeling his
way along a wall, and
uh oh...
he touches
something on the wall
then a deep
noise starts,
and
the Dental Student
steps back
and says,
"WTHeck!...
...I need to deliver a crown in
one hour!
And now...I'm stuck
here with some
"Futuristic Device"
in "Nowhere
Land!"
I gotta get out of this
mess!"
TO BE CONTINUED!...
May you have many...
..."There is a Very Deep Jungle Spirit About You!
...and...
the Old Plants
are
paying attention to You!"...
..."I wonder sometimes whether
what I do will make a difference
in the Long and Short Runs...
I know that I can see a difference
in the Short Run,
because it happens soon!
But, the effects of
My Actions in the
Long Run
take a lot longer
for it to be sustained
and for it to show at last!
I guess for Long Run Effects,
on must
"Top Up"
every now and then!"...
..."I have got to
meet That Man
over there
tonight!...
..."When ever I want to imagine
you at the beach, I
just put these on!"...
...smiles!
"And I shall
provide Protection
for HSR!...
For...
The World
Is In Need Of
A Force Of Good!"
"Wow!...
...The Curtains have closed!
And now,
I'm...
Up, Up, And Away!"
"Ever since I started HSR's Diet of only
natural fruits and vegetables and water...
sharper than ever!"
Now,
one girl says,
"There's an Emergency...
we all have to leave the Building!"
And the other girl says,
"I ain't fallin' for that trick!...
I wanna get Hollywood's Digits,
just like you!"
"Hollywood...
I just want to show some of
those women out there
that
I
have you...
and...
they don't!"
Meanwhile...Back at the International
Tower of Intrigue!...
"Hi, Dr. Report!...
I'm taking a break
from The Proceedings!
You are, too?
Okay!
What do you want to do?
Just 'Shoot the Breeze?'...
Well, et's Go!"
"There you are Dr. Report!
I finally found you at
The Secret Spy Society Convention!
As usual, you're hard to find and catch!"
"Hi, Nikki!...
I am just waiting
for the right time
for us!
Plus...with these people,
sometimes I
have to work In The Shadows!"
"I understand...
Under the Cover Of Darkness,
we must not hesitate
to
Maximize Our Opportunities!"
"There you go again,
Nikki!
You just think that
you can get
anything you want!
I'm not
giving you the
Classified Communique
in my Briefcase!"
"Well, if you insist!
You know that I only take
from you
that which you
freely give!"
"Mother Nature
is so wonderful, and
I have also come
to realize
that there's
Lovely Music and Rhythm
in Her Essence!
Yes!
The Universe
sings and evolves
in It's Own Glory!
I took a chance and
Mentally and Emotionally
tuned into that
Unbelievably Immense Energy,
and,
at that second,
somewhere in The Cosmos,
a Super Star "Burst" and became born!
And, of course,
that Star Sings In Tune!"
"Hey,
Plaque...
...you
just messed with
the Wrong Mouth!"
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